In this, you get to ask questions. It's stumped a lot of people for days. befuddlement
So, a guy has a Limp, and a cane. He goes to a restaurant, and sees they have a seagull meat special on. The guy said "Oh, I love seagull meat!". He orders the seagull meat special, and quite immediately after getting the thing, went to throw up.
What happened to the man? Let's call the man "Jon" if you're lazy.
He obviously has a stomach virus.
He has a bad leg
Seagulls stand on one leg............
He obviously got a rotten piece of meat.
he ate a piece of himself
HE FELL
No, ask questions. All of them are wrong.
Uh, the bird had rabies?
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:21:33 PM
Uh, the bird had rabies?
No, the bird does not have rabies. Any about the man?
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 04:23:05 PM
No, the bird does not have rabies. Any about the man?
Yes. Was he physically/mentally challenged?
He threw up.
And no, that cannot possibly be wrong; there can only be an alternative answer that coincides with this one.
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:25:44 PM
Yes. Was he physically/mentally challenged?
Physically, sort of. He has a limp, and is using a cane from it. ONLY the walking problem.
Quote from: Lawlz on December 18, 2007, 04:26:14 PM
He threw up.
And no, that cannot possibly be wrong; there can only be an alternative answer that coincides with this one.
then what's the alternative answer? C'mon, tell me what you think it is. This is not some simple answer game.
The bird ate his leg, he saw his guts, the threw up.
OR WAIT!
The bird came in randomly and he just threw up because of his leg. Or the bird made his leg do something, which made him throw up.
Edit: Omg spelling errors. -_-
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 04:27:49 PM
Physically, sort of. He has a limp, and is using a cane from it. ONLY the walking problem.
then what's the alternative answer? C'mon, tell me what you think it is. This is not some simple answer game.
Never said I knew that one, but you never asked for multiple answers.
Heh. Nothing so far. Unfortunately, Martroida is closest right now, and that's only because of the question.
Alright, another hint: HOW.
They had a sexy time?
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 04:35:38 PM
No. Try asking another question.
OH I think I got it now. :)
How did this happen?
It was a seagull penis?
Quote from: Bushybrow on December 18, 2007, 04:38:48 PM
It was a seagull penis?
I was thinking the same thing with the word "meat"
Did he get seasick? I DON'T KNOW >:(
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:36:36 PM
OH I think I got it now. :)
How did this happen?
I can't answer the whole damn riddle for you. Nice try.
Quote from: Bushybrow on December 18, 2007, 04:38:48 PM
It was a seagull penis?
No.
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:40:28 PM
Did he get seasick? I DON'T KNOW >:(
Closer.
Quote from: Juni on December 18, 2007, 04:39:18 PM
I was thinking the same thing with the word "meat"
He says he loves Seagull meat, he says he had it before, but it wasn't the seagull meat that made him sick.
It was still alive? It was on a ship?
I THINK I KNOW NAO!
He was on a boat. when the seagull came out he just happened to get seasick from the boat. It wasn't really the seagull, but the boat. It was more than likely rocking. He had the meat before, so it couldn't have been the seagull. His leg really had nothing to do with it..
AMIRITE pseudo;
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:46:01 PM
I THINK I KNOW NAO!
He was on a boat. when the seagull came out he just happened to get seasick from the boat. It wasn't really the seagull, but the boat. It was more than likely rocking. He had the meat before, so it couldn't have been the seagull. His leg really had nothing to do with it..
AMIRITE pseudo;
He better not be a winrar
I said it was closer, not that it had anything to do with a ship. He did get sick after eating, remember? I actually set you farther back. DAMN I'm evil.
Also, no, you lost the game. Again, ask a HOW question, if you must. I found in these riddles myself that HOW gives most of what you need to know.
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 04:51:26 PM
I said it was closer, not that it had anything to do with a ship. He did get sick after eating, remember? I actually set you farther back. DAMN I'm evil.
Also, no, you lost the game. Again, ask a HOW question, if you must. I found in these riddles myself that HOW gives most of what you need to know.
You didn't say he ate it. You only said that right when he got it, he got sick. D: Ugggggh... Okay um, how did he get seasick?
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 04:51:26 PM
I said it was closer, not that it had anything to do with a ship. He did get sick after eating, remember? I actually set you farther back. DAMN I'm evil.
Also, no, you lost the game. Again, ask a HOW question, if you must. I found in these riddles myself that HOW gives most of what you need to know.
How do I shot web?
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:52:46 PM
You didn't say he ate it. You only said that right when he got it, he got sick. D: Ugggggh... Okay um, how did he get seasick?
He never got seasick, I said. Only said you were closer.
Quote from: ClassicsJunkie on December 18, 2007, 04:52:54 PM
How do I shot web?
Whip it out and tug it a few times.
Ughghghghh. This is killing my brain. Uh, lets see... Seasick was close, does it have anything to do with the cane? D:
how does polar bear know what apples is
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:56:35 PM
Ughghghghh. This is killing my brain. Uh, lets see... Seasick was close, does it have anything to do with the cane? D:
Yes, the cane and the limp are tied together, of course. It's related to that.
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 04:57:40 PM
Yes, the cane and the limp are tied together, of course. It's related to that.
How did he get injured?
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:59:25 PM
How did he get injured?
Plane accident. Only him and one other person, his FRIEND, survived.
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 05:02:04 PM
Plane accident. Only him and one other person, his FRIEND, survived.
OK, NOW I'm fucking confused
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 05:02:04 PM
Plane accident. Only him and one other person, his FRIEND, survived.
Okey. Um, who is this "FRIEND?" Also, how can this be him when only his friend survived?
Quote from: Lawlz on December 18, 2007, 04:57:23 PM
how does polar bear know what apples is
how does apples know what a bear is
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 04:57:40 PM
Yes, the cane and the limp are tied together, of course. It's related to that.
How are they tied together?
Quote from: Lawlz on December 18, 2007, 04:57:23 PM
how does polar bear know what apples is
how so befuddlement
Gah, you guys are idiots. I said him AND his friend survived. Put together your theories, now.