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Title: aaaaaaaaaaa
Post by: Infel on December 18, 2007, 04:01:04 PM
In this, you get to ask questions. It's stumped a lot of people for days.  befuddlement

So, a guy has a Limp, and a cane. He goes to a restaurant, and sees they have a seagull meat special on. The guy said "Oh, I love seagull meat!". He orders the seagull meat special, and quite immediately after getting the thing, went to throw up.

What happened to the man? Let's call the man "Jon" if you're lazy.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Houdini on December 18, 2007, 04:04:06 PM
He obviously has a stomach virus.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Selkie on December 18, 2007, 04:06:34 PM
He has a bad leg

Seagulls stand on one leg............


He obviously got a rotten piece of meat.

Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: FullmetalGanon on December 18, 2007, 04:10:45 PM
he ate a piece of himself
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 18, 2007, 04:11:20 PM
HE FELL
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:13:41 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on December 18, 2007, 04:11:20 PM
HE FELL


The only logical answer.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Infel on December 18, 2007, 04:20:16 PM
No, ask questions. All of them are wrong.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:21:33 PM
 Uh, the bird had rabies?
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Infel on December 18, 2007, 04:23:05 PM
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:21:33 PM
Uh, the bird had rabies?
No, the bird does not have rabies. Any about the man?
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:25:44 PM
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 04:23:05 PM
No, the bird does not have rabies. Any about the man?


Yes. Was he physically/mentally challenged?
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 18, 2007, 04:26:14 PM
He threw up.

And no, that cannot possibly be wrong; there can only be an alternative answer that coincides with this one.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Infel on December 18, 2007, 04:27:49 PM
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:25:44 PM
Yes. Was he physically/mentally challenged?
Physically, sort of. He has a limp, and is using a cane from it. ONLY the walking problem.

Quote from: Lawlz on December 18, 2007, 04:26:14 PM
He threw up.

And no, that cannot possibly be wrong; there can only be an alternative answer that coincides with this one.
then what's the alternative answer? C'mon, tell me what you think it is. This is not some simple answer game.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:29:38 PM
 The bird ate his leg, he saw his guts, the threw up.


OR WAIT!

The bird came in randomly and he just threw up because of his leg. Or the bird made his leg do something, which made him throw up.

Edit: Omg spelling errors. -_-
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 18, 2007, 04:30:47 PM
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 04:27:49 PM
Physically, sort of. He has a limp, and is using a cane from it. ONLY the walking problem.
then what's the alternative answer? C'mon, tell me what you think it is. This is not some simple answer game.
Never said I knew that one, but you never asked for multiple answers.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: ClassicsJunkie on December 18, 2007, 04:31:37 PM
Quote from: Doc at the Radar Station on December 18, 2007, 04:04:06 PM
He obviously has a stomach virus.


It must be lupus.  pseudo;
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Infel on December 18, 2007, 04:32:55 PM
Heh. Nothing so far. Unfortunately, Martroida is closest right now, and that's only because of the question.

Alright, another hint: HOW.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:33:56 PM
 They had a sexy time?
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Infel on December 18, 2007, 04:35:38 PM
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:33:56 PM
They had a sexy time?
No. Try asking another question.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:36:36 PM
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 04:35:38 PM
No. Try asking another question.


OH I think I got it now. :)

How did this happen?
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Bushy on December 18, 2007, 04:38:48 PM
It was a seagull penis?
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Juni on December 18, 2007, 04:39:18 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on December 18, 2007, 04:38:48 PM
It was a seagull penis?
I was thinking the same thing with the word "meat"
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:40:28 PM
 Did he get seasick? I DON'T KNOW >:(
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Infel on December 18, 2007, 04:41:15 PM
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:36:36 PM
OH I think I got it now. :)

How did this happen?
I can't answer the whole damn riddle for you. Nice try.
Quote from: Bushybrow on December 18, 2007, 04:38:48 PM
It was a seagull penis?
No.
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:40:28 PM
Did he get seasick? I DON'T KNOW >:(
Closer.
Quote from: Juni on December 18, 2007, 04:39:18 PM
I was thinking the same thing with the word "meat"
He says he loves Seagull meat, he says he had it before, but it wasn't the seagull meat that made him sick.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Bushy on December 18, 2007, 04:44:04 PM
It was still alive?  It was on a ship?
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:46:01 PM
 I THINK I KNOW NAO!


He was on a boat. when the seagull came out he just happened to get seasick from the boat. It wasn't really the seagull, but the boat. It was more than likely rocking. He had the meat before, so it couldn't have been the seagull. His leg really had nothing to do with it..

AMIRITE  pseudo;
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: ClassicsJunkie on December 18, 2007, 04:49:01 PM
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:46:01 PM
I THINK I KNOW NAO!


He was on a boat. when the seagull came out he just happened to get seasick from the boat. It wasn't really the seagull, but the boat. It was more than likely rocking. He had the meat before, so it couldn't have been the seagull. His leg really had nothing to do with it..

AMIRITE  pseudo;


He better not be a winrar
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:49:35 PM
Quote from: ClassicsJunkie on December 18, 2007, 04:49:01 PM
He better not be a winrar


She, thank you very much.  pseudo;
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Infel on December 18, 2007, 04:51:26 PM
I said it was closer, not that it had anything to do with a ship. He did get sick after eating, remember? I actually set you farther back. DAMN I'm evil.

Also, no, you lost the game. Again, ask a HOW question, if you must. I found in these riddles myself that HOW gives most of what you need to know.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:52:46 PM
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 04:51:26 PM
I said it was closer, not that it had anything to do with a ship. He did get sick after eating, remember? I actually set you farther back. DAMN I'm evil.

Also, no, you lost the game. Again, ask a HOW question, if you must. I found in these riddles myself that HOW gives most of what you need to know.


You didn't say he ate it. You only said that right when he got it, he got sick. D: Ugggggh... Okay um, how did he get seasick?
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: ClassicsJunkie on December 18, 2007, 04:52:54 PM
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 04:51:26 PM
I said it was closer, not that it had anything to do with a ship. He did get sick after eating, remember? I actually set you farther back. DAMN I'm evil.

Also, no, you lost the game. Again, ask a HOW question, if you must. I found in these riddles myself that HOW gives most of what you need to know.


How do I shot web?
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Infel on December 18, 2007, 04:54:38 PM
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:52:46 PM
You didn't say he ate it. You only said that right when he got it, he got sick. D: Ugggggh... Okay um, how did he get seasick?
He never got seasick, I said. Only said you were closer.
Quote from: ClassicsJunkie on December 18, 2007, 04:52:54 PM
How do I shot web?
Whip it out and tug it a few times.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:56:35 PM
Ughghghghh. This is killing my brain. Uh, lets see... Seasick was close, does it have anything to do with the cane? D:
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 18, 2007, 04:57:23 PM
how does polar bear know what apples is
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Infel on December 18, 2007, 04:57:40 PM
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:56:35 PM
Ughghghghh. This is killing my brain. Uh, lets see... Seasick was close, does it have anything to do with the cane? D:
Yes, the cane and the limp are tied together, of course. It's related to that.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:59:25 PM
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 04:57:40 PM
Yes, the cane and the limp are tied together, of course. It's related to that.


How did he get injured?
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Infel on December 18, 2007, 05:02:04 PM
Quote from: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 04:59:25 PM
How did he get injured?
Plane accident. Only him and one other person, his FRIEND, survived.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: ClassicsJunkie on December 18, 2007, 05:04:00 PM
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 05:02:04 PM
Plane accident. Only him and one other person, his FRIEND, survived.


OK, NOW I'm fucking confused
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 05:04:31 PM
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 05:02:04 PM
Plane accident. Only him and one other person, his FRIEND, survived.


Okey. Um, who is this "FRIEND?" Also, how can this be him when only his friend survived?
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Daddy on December 18, 2007, 05:10:54 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on December 18, 2007, 04:57:23 PM
how does polar bear know what apples is
how does apples know what a bear is
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Martroida on December 18, 2007, 05:12:10 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on December 18, 2007, 05:10:54 PM
how does apples know what a bear is


They ask it.
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Knig on December 18, 2007, 05:15:21 PM
Quote from: KT on December 18, 2007, 04:57:40 PM
Yes, the cane and the limp are tied together, of course. It's related to that.


How are they tied together?
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Selkie on December 18, 2007, 05:16:04 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on December 18, 2007, 04:57:23 PM
how does polar bear know what apples is


how so  befuddlement
Title: Re: Odd riddle
Post by: Infel on December 18, 2007, 05:31:05 PM
Gah, you guys are idiots. I said him AND his friend survived. Put together your theories, now.