And some box-faced dung licker kicked me in the kneecap.
I said, "um, yeah...." and I karate chopped him in half.
One time a gay guy with one arm bit my shoulder. I think he liked me.
AND THUS THE WORLD WAS SAVED spam;
Me and Lord Licorice kicked the shit out of Mr. Mint after school
This one Asian gay guy touched my leg and I immediately moved my seat permanently across the room.
Guff started mimicking me. I think he wants my ass. psyduck;
The one Asian guy in my class has fingernails one, maybe even two inches long. Every single one. caterpie;
Quote from: Godot on December 17, 2007, 06:04:35 PM
The one Asian guy in my class has fingernails one, maybe even two inches long. Every single one. caterpie;
that's pretty cook
Yesterday a guy tried to grab my dick, so I turned around and punched him in the asshole! Then I punched his dad in the asshole, and told him to get back to his eat shit house!
Quote from: Valentrinne on December 17, 2007, 06:06:13 PM
Yesterday a guy tried to grab my dick, so I turned around and punched him in the asshole! Then I punched his dad in the asshole, and told him to get back to his eat shit house!
Wasn't as funny because it seemed forced. :'(
Quote from: KT on December 17, 2007, 06:05:03 PM
that's pretty cook
THEY'RE EVEN LONGER THAN MINE. caterpie;
Quote from: Godot on December 17, 2007, 06:07:10 PM
THEY'RE EVEN LONGER THAN MINE. caterpie;
I was actually serious. That's pretty awesome.
Quote from: KT on December 17, 2007, 06:08:23 PM
I was actually serious. That's pretty awesome.
I was serious too. They're longer than mine. caterpie;