The way I look on camera, I'd be totally perfect as a gossipable celebrity.
Now, where's a studio that signs up retards for awesome movies? I bet they need a mute for one of them. I could TOTALLY do that.
maybe u can be in flowers for algernon
I hear Tim Burton usually does.
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I hear they're remaking "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest." Maybe you could be Chief.