A girl I know hates her father and claims he "abused" her about 2 years ago. How's she going to handle it? Instead of talking to a counselor or the police or whatever, she's going to buy $100 worth of marijuana and hide it in her father's wallet and get him arrested for it. She thinks this'll put him away for life. She also intends to smoke some of it, BUT SHE WON'T COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND SHARE. :'(
She said she might bake some brownies with it and bring some to school for me.
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Sounds delicious, but I don't want to get called down to the office and have her claim I drugged her or something.
Also, I told her to shoot her father up with some cocaine and heroin for an even greater effect.
1. $100 of weed will not get you life, probably not even jail time.
2. Your brownies will blow with only $100 of weed in them.
3. ???
4. That's pretty fucking stupid.
Quote from: MetheE on December 12, 2007, 11:24:19 PM
you
her psyduck;
Also, using Firefox on a Mac is pretty fucking stupid.
Quote from: Lawlz on December 12, 2007, 11:27:14 PM
her psyduck;
Also, using Firefox on a Mac is pretty fucking stupid.
I meant in general. In this case her dad, her brownies, whatever.
Also I really don't care. Proceed bitching;
SHES THE BEST DAUGHTER A FATHER CAN EVER HAVE HOLY SHIT
Story isn't believable because it involves Lawlz talking to a girl befuddlement
Quote from: C.Mongler on December 13, 2007, 03:10:22 AM
Story isn't believable because it involves Lawlz talking to a girl befuddlement
She isn't very attractive but has a nice ass.
Quote from: C.Mongler on December 13, 2007, 03:10:22 AM
Story isn't believable because it involves Lawlz talking to a girl befuddlement
I lol'd.
Seriously though, the bitch is dumb. befuddlement
I think she needs to grow up a little, and then rethink her plan.
All he has to do is take a drug test and have her take one. pseudo;
I thought you were against doing drugs psyduck;
$100 won't get you in life. Unless you live in NJ. I want some brownies navi; But on the topic. Yes Extremly stupid.
Quote from: Cakes on December 13, 2007, 10:53:00 AM
Unless you live in NJ.
Good ole New York's Trash Can
Why not just claim that he raped her? Much more easier.
Quote from: Selkie on December 13, 2007, 10:49:48 AM
I thought you were against doing drugs psyduck;
NOT WHEN IT COMES TO EATING MARIJUANA
Quote from: The_Cookie_Monster on December 13, 2007, 12:11:24 PM
Why not just claim that he raped her? Much more easier.
she claims to be a "good christian girl" and losing her virginity to her father would be horrible magician;
drugs r bad u worthless shitpoop
Quote from: The_Cookie_Monster on December 13, 2007, 12:11:24 PM
Why not just claim that he raped her?
i don't know but i think i heard somewhere that you need evidence for things like that
Quote from: Commodore Guff on December 13, 2007, 01:39:59 PM
i don't know but i think i heard somewhere that you need evidence for things like that
but what about when kids come out years after the fact and go "lol he touched my peepee send him to jail"
my mommy told me to stay away from people who do drugs
Quote from: Notorious J.M.V. on December 13, 2007, 01:45:09 PM
but what about when kids come out years after the fact and go "lol he touched my peepee send him to jail"
still needs evidence, even if only circumstantial
but uh yeah females claiming rape can typically provide physical evidence of some sort, be it bruising from violent rape, fluids (condom lubricant counts, too), etc. etc.
Quote from: Commodore Guff on December 13, 2007, 01:59:00 PM
still needs evidence, even if only circumstantial
but uh yeah females claiming rape can typically provide physical evidence of some sort, be it bruising from violent rape, fluids (condom lubricant counts, too), etc. etc.
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so i'm guessing it's hard to convict a parent if the kid doesn't say anything for a while since the bruising, cuts, fluids, dna, and any of that other evidence would have disappeared by then
I would just continually torment the guy, like dull all his razors, put eyedrops in his water, shove a flaming dildo up his ass.
Quote from: Notorious J.M.V. on December 13, 2007, 02:07:16 PM
so i'm guessing it's hard to convict a parent if the kid doesn't say anything for a while since the bruising, cuts, fluids, dna, and any of that other evidence would have disappeared by then
not necessarily; testimony of others such as family members and friends regarding the abuser's behaviors/actions/etc. could be used, possibly (not completely certain here) testimony from a physician or whatnot who had examined the child and found bruises etc. (part of my uncertainty comes from the fact that doctors typically have to report suspected abuse; i suppose it's possible the victim or the abuser might have explained the injuries away), or (with far more certainty and less iffiness) testimony of said family members and friends regarding physical signs of the abuse (bruises and other injuries with strange explanations, for example) as well as complaints made by the victim to them in the past, and i think i was going to add something else but i forget
also, severe and recurrent beatings can maybe leave long-lasting signs that wouldn't necessarily be visible on the surface but i dunno i'll have to check
not sure on how long semen stains could last on bedsheets and undergarments and the like, and all i've found so far is a company selling semen detection kits for the suspicious lover which makes the claim that they last for a long time which doesn't help much so i'll also maybe get back on that psyduck;