Seriously guys... wtf happened.
Nobody is home so I don't know what to do.
You could be dying....
...or not, what the hell do I know. Just relax, and if it is still numb tomorrow go to the hospital and see what's what.
Cut it open to extract the parasites.
You got aids
Time to amputate, I think.
Put salt on ice, and then put the ice on your lip.
been sexually active? pseudo;
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on December 13, 2007, 05:02:37 AM
been sexually active? pseudo;
I haven't had sex in like 4 days. gonk;
Maybe you're going to die? Who knows?
This happens to me all the time you have to boil some water, turn the heat off, then stick your lips in it.
Giving excessive amounts of blowjobs can do that to you. befuddlement
It means your brain thinks it no longer needs the lip, so it's not gonna waste blood flow on it.
This unfortunately also means the brain will eject the lip within the next 24 hours.
Quote from: Selkie on December 13, 2007, 08:24:18 AM
It means your brain thinks it no longer needs the lip, so it's not gonna waste blood flow on it.
This unfortunately also means the brain will eject the lip within the next 24 hours.
evolution.
Call the doctor, moron.