Usually, I never remember my dreams, but for some reason, I've been able to remember almost all my most recent ones.
Last night was an interesting combo. First I remember I was having a rather awkward dream where I was in college and in some new class, and we had to watch a super long and super boring movie. The girl next to me kept leaning on me and I kept falling in and out of sleep because the movie was so god damn boring and long. Eventually she got all touchy-feely and kept messing with me and ended up giving me a handjob right there in that dark classroom. Weird. She didn't look like any girl I know or anything. Really short, black, straight hair. Glasses too.
I also dreamed last night that I came onto Boyah and found a huge flood of spam that I'd missed and nobody was doing anything about. Mostly it was some idiot repeatedly posting threads called "flaming dicks" that just had stuff like "alskjlkj" inside them. I then proceeded to delete them all, and...that was it.
Also, a few days ago, I had a dream that on my way home from I saw something strange on the side of the road. It was apparently a baby, wrapped up in a blanket. I couldn't leave the poor thing, so I picked it up and discovered that, strangely enough, it had 6 arms. And 2 legs. It was like a fucking mutant spider baby with a human head. Anyway I decided to help it out anyway and was driving as fast as I could to anywhere that I could buy some food for the poor little mutant baby. Finally I got to a fast food place, got some food, but it turns out that when I got back to my car to feed the baby, it was dead. It's eyes were glazed over black, and its whole body had hardened and become very brittle. It basically shattered when I touched it. Then I woke up.
tl;dr i had weird dreams
Discuss your recent dreams.
I haven't had one. I wonder how to induce one. befuddlement
I almost never remember my dreams, but they usually relate to me meeting an old friend and having them die soon after, or having sex with my mother.
Mine recently all have to do with Morpheus offering me a choice between Trix or Froot Loops, and whenever I go for the Trix, he punches me in the face.
Last night I dreamt I was Sheila the tank, and Caboose kept talking about random shit to me.
befuddlement
I got killed by zombies. then i re-spawned as master chief and killed them all with an over-powered sniper rifle.
goonish
I had a dream where my Theatre teacher owned Blockbuster and he divorced his wife and he turned into Danny DeVito.
Last night I dreamed that JMV and I went to pick up a pizza. psyduck;
Quote from: NotSid on December 08, 2007, 12:23:33 PM
I had a dream where my Theatre teacher owned Blockbuster and he divorced his wife and he turned into Danny DeVito.
AWESOME
DeVito kicks ass.
Mine are usually about me getting raped or killed and showing up in court. Sometimes I'm the lawyer for myself. caterpie;
Some of my dreams used to involve my parents dieing so I woke up crying from when I was 6-9.
Now I just have weird dreams of jumping in a random small hole and going on adventures. befuddlement
I haven't remembered a single dream in months.
When I do remember them, it almost always involves me getting killed.
Would it be too Nsiderish to post the "I have a dream" speech?
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on December 08, 2007, 01:34:51 PM
Would it be too Nsiderish to post the "I have a dream" speech?
Yes.
I dreamed that i got anal raped and it hurt.
I haven't had one interesting enough to share recently, but a lot of them either have to do with videogames or school. gentleman;
I had a dream I was designing a computer game with JMV and Bassir. psyduck;
Quote from: IPWNEDURMOM on December 08, 2007, 02:27:28 PM
I dreamed that i got anal raped and it hurt.
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Last night, the dream was heavily influenced by Cave Story. I was Quote, and Curly Brace was there. We fucked, then Balrog came and shouted "HUZZAH", falling through the ceiling and crushing Curly's dresser.
Both Quote and Curly Brace are tiny little robots.
...Man, I've been playing too much.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on December 09, 2007, 07:36:23 AM
I had a dream I was designing a computer game with JMV and Bassir. psyduck;
awesome
I think I need to design a Boyah game.
I just had one of my favorite kind of dreams. Apocalyptic.
It's too bad that it really didn't get far. The first stage of the end of the world, a meteor shower, had happened, and my family was getting ready to leave and find out who survived and such. Then I woke up. Good thing, too, because I have a few papers to write.
I usually have dreams of waking up and turning off the alarm clock and going back to sleep, but then when I wake up and think it's much later than it is and I've avoided what I've tried to avoid I notice that I'm actually on time and the alarm clock will ring in a few minutes.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on December 09, 2007, 07:36:23 AM
I had a dream I was designing a computer game with JMV and Bassir. psyduck;
Wouldn't you need to imagine me? I THINK YOU IMAGINED ME AS HUGH LAURIE magician;
Quote from: Bassir C. on December 10, 2007, 07:01:58 PM
Wouldn't you need to imagine me? I THINK YOU IMAGINED ME AS HUGH LAURIE magician;
Basically, yeah. You're Hugh until you post a clear real picture. caterpie;