On Wednesday all the girls had to stay in the classroom to talk to our fatass girl teacher with a horrible New Jersey accent. She found blood in the girl's bathroom. So she said if we were having our periods and stuff we need to buy tampons. For some reason I was trying not to laugh through the whole thing. powerofone;
Have you guys ever had "special talks" in school?
Noo.....
wtf, no.
Your teacher must be retarded. Must functional human beings know what to do when their crotch starts bleeding by the time they reach high school.
Quote from: Doc at the Radar Station on December 05, 2007, 05:03:46 PM
Your teacher must be retarded. Must functional human beings know what to do when their crotch starts bleeding by the time they reach high school.
Apparently, the girl who got blood in the bathroom didnt.
Quote from: Bijou on December 05, 2007, 05:06:00 PM
Apparently, the girl who got blood in the bathroom didnt.
Maybe she was special ed.
Our teacher told us a story about how she had a female student who stank...only during specific times of the month. I think you know why.
The teacher actually had to tell her why she stank and how to clean herself, etc. How embarrassing. powerofone;
Well, there was this one time when some kid's semen was found on the floor in one of the restrooms; instead of only talking to boys, all of the P.E. teachers took some time out of their classes to talk about masturbating in school...
The funny/weird thing is that everybody (including the P.E. teachers) thought it was the funniest thing they had ever heard.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a teacher talked to us about how erections are perfectly normal and we should be proud to have them.
Some kid also took a crap of the floor of the school bathroom in the school connected to mine. What an animal. caterpie;
This one girl had hers and left a ring of blood in her lunch seat. And this one girl was taunted so viciously she had an emotional breakdown. But according to our gym teacher, it wasn't her.
Yes, this one time the vice principal came into my homeroom in junior high school to tell us some idiot from my class was in a car accident and will be out for a few months. I tried very hard not to laugh. The kid was an idiot whom I've wished the death of many times, but god dammit he should've died.
And in 8th grade, our guidance counselor told us about how a student from the other class got himself burned by playing with gas. I didn't really like the kid, and while everyone else was crying and actually gave a shit--I didn't really give a shit and so I continued with my math work as if nothing happened. He was playing with god damn gas, and the counselor kept saying "...it's not like he did anything wrong..."... what a bitch.
My mom always tells me the story of how some girl was on some stage doing a cheer by herself and she had her period as she was doing a cart wheel and everyone saw.
Just goes to show you, people are going to remember if you have a period in an embarrassing way so don't do it.
Nah, I've never had any 'special talks' at school caterpie;
Quote from: Geno. on December 05, 2007, 05:47:27 PM
my penis told me to stick it in her pooper.
Go walk into a volcano or something, you get more idiotic with every post you make.
Quote from: Doc at the Radar Station on December 05, 2007, 05:06:33 PM
Maybe she was special ed.
She also could have been pregnant and could have been caught off guard by a period.
Well, the only one I remember was in 7th grade when someone took a crap all around the toilet seat on purpose.
We did once. Some dumbass in 4th grade shit on the floor in the boys bathroom and they had to talk to the whole class about not doing that.
When I was in middle school they made us take chorus. burned;
In 7th grade we had a teacher who was flamboyantly gay. Every day students wouldn't do work, and on a few occasions the teacher went into the closet and cried. Apparently some one wrote "fag" on his door and he quit. The principal had to tell us that what happened was wrong and harassing teachers can get you expelled.
Quote from: PHANTOM PHANTRON on December 05, 2007, 05:12:13 PM
Some kid also took a crap of the floor of the school bathroom in the school connected to mine. What an animal. caterpie;
Haha, someone in my school wrote Dr. Shit with shit on the wall in the bathroom. Best thing I've ever seen. I could probably fetch some pictures. I don't know where to get them, but they're around.
Quote from: MetheE on December 06, 2007, 03:20:40 AM
Haha, someone in my school wrote Dr. Shit with shit on the wall in the bathroom. Best thing I've ever seen. I could probably fetch some pictures. I don't know where to get them, but they're around.
hahaha oh god
That would've made my fucking day. You just have to wonder what was going through the mind of whoever did that.
Quote from: Speedykaz on December 06, 2007, 03:25:26 AM
hahaha oh god
That would've made my fucking day. You just have to wonder what was going through the mind of whoever did that.
Well I know the kid, and he's not really immature, but he has bad ADD. Funny shit though. Also he's the biggest liar I know, so he completely denies doing it. And someone just tagged our principles name followed by "kremes early" on the school gym and he comes up to me and was like, "are people going around saying I did that." I firmly stated, "NOOO, I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING."
Our gym coach yelled at us because some retards kept peeing all over the walls.