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Title: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 04, 2007, 08:03:40 PM
He informed my mother that my other uncle has, somehow, supposedly been charged with 26 felonies (really don't see how it's possible but okay). Apparently, he's been dealing drugs to children, been in a few hit and runs, and has been threatening to kill my father for quite some time. He had 6 guns, a couple of machetes, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster knows what else.

And as of right now, he's on the run.

just thought i'd share that

If he becomes some mass murderer, maybe our little Kaz will gain a profound interest in him, and I will feel honored. spam;
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: FAMY2 on December 04, 2007, 08:05:17 PM
 I think Clarksville maybe a bad place to visit right now.   china;
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 04, 2007, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: Clair on December 04, 2007, 08:05:17 PM
I think Clarksville maybe a bad place to visit right now.   china;
My entire family lives in Pennsylvania and central New York.

You'd be safer in TN.
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: Wrench on December 04, 2007, 08:10:02 PM
holy shit

adding more words just incase post doesn't have enough input
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on December 04, 2007, 08:11:24 PM
That sounds like my family  powerofone;
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 04, 2007, 08:13:00 PM
Quote from: steal on December 04, 2007, 08:12:11 PM
I have a step-uncle who's in jail for murder. magician;
There's a possibility I'll be dead soon. weewee;
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: mariofreak on December 04, 2007, 08:16:42 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on December 04, 2007, 08:13:00 PM
There's a possibility I'll be dead soon. weewee;
gnarly
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on December 04, 2007, 08:22:58 PM
You don't seem to appreciate the seriousness of the situation.
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: LCK on December 04, 2007, 08:27:31 PM
I have a cousin who's in jail for stabbing his girlfriend in the back 6 times. powerofone;
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 04, 2007, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: Ryder2 on December 04, 2007, 08:22:58 PM
You don't seem to appreciate the seriousness of the situation.
I hate my uncle, and I always have.
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: j o e i n c on December 04, 2007, 09:05:47 PM
LOL
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: The artist formally known on December 04, 2007, 09:15:06 PM
My uncle just gave me his entire video game collection, and yours is going to be a serial killer?

Aww
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: Daddy on December 05, 2007, 10:21:17 AM
Maybe he'll visit you for Christmas.  wub;
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on December 05, 2007, 11:54:52 AM
Surprisingly, none of my relatives are in trouble with the law. nigro;
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on December 05, 2007, 12:22:23 PM
Quote from: Kara on December 05, 2007, 11:59:59 AM
Thats a good one. :|
I'm actually completely serious, too. burned;
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: mariofreak on December 05, 2007, 12:25:21 PM
Quote from: PHANTOM PHANTRON on December 05, 2007, 12:22:23 PM
I'm actually completely serious, too. burned;
well looks like you'll be the first
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on December 05, 2007, 12:28:15 PM
Quote from: Birth Man on December 05, 2007, 12:25:21 PM
well looks like you'll be the first
yo sand nigger imma tel the cops u b hidin' sum airplanes
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: Selkie on December 05, 2007, 12:45:52 PM
See the stop-light turn-in' red,
Don't you listen to what it's said.
All the things you try to hide,
They keep you runnin' hard inside.
Oh, you got to leave this town before it's...
too late, too late, too late, too late, too late,
too late to make the change.
oo, yes, my friend, you're fadin' fast, if you stay here you won't last.
Before your time has run astray, you've got to try to get away.
Oh, you got to leave this place before it's...
too late, too late, too late, too late, too late,
too late to make the change.
too late, too late to make the change
too late to make the change
Yes, it's time to make the change, yes, it's time to rearrange,
So, my friend, I join the fight for the things you know are right.
Oh, you got to leave this town before it's...
too late, too late, too late, too late, too late,
too late to make the change.
too late, too late to make the change
too late, too late, to make the change
too late to make the change
too late, before it's too late.
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: musica.cards on December 05, 2007, 03:22:35 PM
Is your uncle a gang leader or something? v;
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: Samus Aran on December 05, 2007, 04:15:18 PM
uh my dad was sent to an overseas prison because of smuggling cocaine way back in the day

also my uncle has stolen countless things and is a total druggie

no murderers though
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 05, 2007, 04:16:51 PM
Quote from: some_person on December 05, 2007, 03:22:35 PM
Is your uncle a gang leader or something? v;
no, but he's never maintained a job for more than 2 months

and he's fifty years old
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: Daddy on December 05, 2007, 04:38:11 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on December 05, 2007, 04:16:51 PM
no, but he's never maintained a job for more than 2 months

and he's fifty years old
Invite him here. v;
Title: Re: So my mother just got a call from my uncle
Post by: mariofreak on December 05, 2007, 04:53:43 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on December 05, 2007, 04:38:11 PM
Invite him here. v;
seriously, he would be an inspiration to all