I just got finished telling my mom that I don't have a girlfriend when Zayna called me. caterpie;
I was like "wut shes not my girlfriend she lives in california"
and she asked how old she was and i was like "she's jack's age"
and she was like "wtf thats illegal. if you say something bad to her you would be a sex predator"
and i was like "wtf shez my friend nigga"
lol
for some reason my family thinks im pretty poopular, and that i have a secret girlfriend i dont tell them about. which isnt the case, at all. edumacate;
I had my phone on today, and thankfully she doesn't call me. caterpie;
Quote from: holy dhit on November 22, 2007, 04:58:36 PM
lol
for some reason my family thinks im pretty poopular, and that i have a secret girlfriend i dont tell them about. which isnt the case, at all. edumacate;
My father always asks how my "girlfriend" is. I would always just say "I don't have one," but now I just go "ugh" because he's asked so many times and gets the same answer.
My family definately doesn't think that I have a girlfriend that I'm not telling about spam;
though they do wonder why I haven't ever had a boyfriend >.>
Quote from: bluaki on November 22, 2007, 05:01:12 PM
My family definately doesn't think that I have a girlfriend that I'm not telling about spam;
though they do wonder why I haven't ever had a boyfriend >.>
have you told them you arent interested in males? :O
Quote from: bluaki on November 22, 2007, 05:01:12 PM
My family definately doesn't think that I have a girlfriend that I'm not telling about spam;
though they do wonder why I haven't ever had a boyfriend >.>
My parents probably think I'm gayer than you by now. cook
God, that gave me a great laugh.
Ask Zanya if she'll be my girlfriend.
Quote from: ME86 on November 22, 2007, 05:03:51 PM
God, that gave me a great laugh.
Ask Zanya if she'll be my girlfriend.
I've already claimed her virginity as mine, so don't bother. cook
Quote from: steal on November 22, 2007, 05:05:47 PM
My parents think I'm gay because I've never had a girlfriend. I've gotten that "If you were gay we'd love you just as much" talk at least 10 times.
One time I just flipped out and yelled at my dad "I'M NOT GAY, I'M JUST A FUCKING LOSER, SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY"
Luckily my parents haven't questioned my sexuality. powerofone;
Quote from: steal on November 22, 2007, 05:05:47 PM
My parents think I'm gay because I've never had a girlfriend. I've gotten that "If you were gay we'd love you just as much" talk at least 10 times.
One time I just flipped out and yelled at my dad "I'M NOT GAY, I'M JUST A FUCKING LOSER, SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY"
I'd rather admit to being gay than being a loser. srsly
Quote from: holy dhit on November 22, 2007, 05:01:43 PM
have you told them you arent interested in males? :O
No.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 22, 2007, 05:01:58 PM
My parents probably think I'm gayer than you by now. cook
My family doesn't really think at all that I'm homosexual (as far as I know)
Quote from: bluaki on November 22, 2007, 05:08:10 PM
No. My family doesn't really think at all that I'm homosexual (as far as I know)
You planning to tell them soon?
Quote from: Lawlz on November 22, 2007, 05:04:46 PM
I've already claimed her virginity as mine, so don't bother. cook
Too bad you'll never get it. cook
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 22, 2007, 05:10:11 PM
Too bad you'll never get it. cook
I don't think I want it anymore and I hope she dies a slow, miserable death before she graduates high school. cook
Quote from: Lawlz on November 22, 2007, 05:11:55 PM
I don't think I want it anymore and I hope she dies a slow, miserable death before she graduates high school. cook
that's pretty cook
Quote from: holy dhit on November 22, 2007, 05:12:42 PM
THEY'LL FIND OUT SOMEDAY. :O
Only if I manage to find a girlfriend that I like and that likes me back edumacate;
Quote from: bluaki on November 22, 2007, 05:15:12 PM
Only if I manage to find a girlfriend that I like and that likes me back edumacate;
I've considered becoming a woman.
cook
Quote from: bluaki on November 22, 2007, 05:15:12 PM
Only if I manage to find a girlfriend that I like and that likes me back edumacate;
Be sure to tell them on Christmas or something. cook
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 22, 2007, 05:16:36 PM
Be sure to tell them on Christmas or something. cook
Lol, yeah. caterpie;
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 22, 2007, 05:16:36 PM
Be sure to tell them on Christmas or something. cook
"Merry Christmas! toot;
by the way, I'm lesbian spam;
...and atheist."
Quote from: bluaki on November 22, 2007, 05:17:51 PM
"Merry Christmas! toot;
by the way, I'm lesbian spam;
...and atheist."
"And I invited my girlfriend over for dinner. Hope you don't mind. cook"
Quote from: holy dhit on November 22, 2007, 04:58:36 PM
lol
for some reason my family thinks im pretty poopular, and that i have a secret girlfriend i dont tell them about. which isnt the case, at all. edumacate;
My parents do the same thing. v;
Every single person I talked to on AIM is someone my mom suspects as my boyfriend. She thinks I'm promiscuous. :\
Quote from: Dahlia on November 22, 2007, 05:22:31 PM
Every single person I talked to on AIM is someone my mom suspects as my boyfriend. She thinks I'm promiscuous. :\
Tell her you cybered with me.
Quote from: bluaki on November 22, 2007, 05:08:10 PM
My family doesn't really think at all that I'm homosexual (as far as I know)
Me too. >_>
My mother was talking me to the other day and she was like 'Do you think you're going to find yourself a girlfriend on the internet?' x_x
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 22, 2007, 05:23:41 PM
Tell her you cybered with me.
No, because your the main suspect. china;
Quote from: ME86 on November 22, 2007, 05:29:22 PM
Me too. >_>
My mother was talking me to the other day and she was like 'Do you think you're going to find yourself a girlfriend on the internet?' x_x
lol what did you say?
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 22, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
Why is that, though?
I was always talking to you when she walked in.
Quote from: JMV290 on November 22, 2007, 05:07:06 PM
Luckily my parents haven't questioned my sexuality. powerofone;
That's what you think powerofone;
Quote from: holy dhit on November 22, 2007, 05:37:41 PM
lol what did you say?
I said 'There's this one really nice girl on the internet named Clucky...'
No, in reality I said 'Of course not, and if I did she'd probably end up like that thing Nick married.'
poppy;
My mom thinks I date, or at least have crushes on, like all of my male friends.. when in reality i hate half of their guts. Then there's that time I dated taht hawtie in Idaho for a year, but we don't tell her about that. >.>
Oh, and she practically tries to hook me up with this kid who I've known since kindergarden.. she doesn't know he practically raped me though. :3
Quote from: Title on November 22, 2007, 05:43:37 PM
That's what you think powerofone;
oh no they found out that i look at porn befoar.
Quote from: ME86 on November 22, 2007, 05:29:22 PM
Me too. >_>
My mother was talking me to the other day and she was like 'Do you think you're going to find yourself a girlfriend on the internet?' x_x
You're gay too? psyduck;
My brother is bisexual and usually has two to three girlfriends at a time, so my parents pretty much don't care about my sex life.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 22, 2007, 05:04:46 PM
I've already claimed her virginity as mine, so don't bother. cook
she already promised i could have it
Quote from: miladmaaan on November 23, 2007, 02:06:40 PM
she already promised i could have it
She probably lost if six years ago. cook
Quote from: Lawlz on November 23, 2007, 02:16:20 PM
She probably lost if six years ago. cook
what the lol
7 year olds sex
Quote from: holy dhit on November 22, 2007, 04:58:36 PM
lol
for some reason my family thinks im pretty poopular, and that i have a secret girlfriend i dont tell them about. which isnt the case, at all. edumacate;
same here, girls have liked me, but I don't want a gf, because my family is so spastic. psyduck;
olol she lives in california? ME TOO cook
Quote from: steal on November 22, 2007, 05:05:47 PM
My parents think I'm gay because I've never had a girlfriend. I've gotten that "If you were gay we'd love you just as much" talk at least 10 times.
One time I just flipped out and yelled at my dad "I'M NOT GAY, I'M JUST A FUCKING LOSER, SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY"
My parents had a talk like that with me once I laughed really really hard and so did my brother.
My parents are stupid
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 23, 2007, 05:33:05 PM
i'll save her for you yes;
No, you can keep her ashy orifices.
Quote from: holy dhit on November 23, 2007, 05:34:55 PM
y dont u do it u fagit
my god i forgot she smokes forget it.
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 23, 2007, 05:37:35 PM
ok then i need address.
Shit, I threw out that box for the package she sent me. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 23, 2007, 05:38:03 PM
Shit, I threw out that box for the package she sent me. caterpie;
what was in it
My parents know I'm Mr. Compooper so they really don't think I have a girlfriend because of how much of an ass I am and how I don't care about anything but technology. However, I really could pull off having a "secret" girlfriend very easily. My dad checked my contacts list once and came across Zayna and another woman. He just thought both were homework-references for school, even though they weren't.
Hell, I could have a woman in my house moaning all night and they wont even think she's my girlfriend.
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 24, 2007, 06:35:48 PM
Hell, I could have a woman in my house moaning all night and they wont even think she's my girlfriend.
No, they'd start thinking of plans to hide the rape.
I wonder if my aunt and uncle think I have a girlfriend...
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on November 24, 2007, 06:48:14 PM
I wonder if my aunt and uncle think I have a girlfriend...
Probably not.
I wonder if my mother thinks I'm even trying to get a girlfriend...
Quote from: ME86 on November 24, 2007, 06:51:02 PM
Probably not.
I wonder if my mother thinks I'm even trying to get a girlfriend...
Probably not.
Quote from: ME86 on November 24, 2007, 06:51:02 PM
Probably not.
I wonder if my mother thinks I'm even trying to get a girlfriend...
If a person has to try and find someone to love them, they've certainly got some problems.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 24, 2007, 07:28:30 PM
If a person has to try and find someone to love them, they've certainly got some problems.
Yes, I suppose being human does qualify as a problem.
Quote from: Sorbet on November 24, 2007, 10:52:50 PM
Yes, I suppose being human does qualify as a problem.
most people can just look around and find someone tht loves them
assuming they have friends powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 24, 2007, 10:54:25 PM
most people can just look around and find someone that loves them
assuming they have friends powerofone;
"most people"? edumacate;
emo;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 24, 2007, 07:28:30 PM
If a person has to try and find someone to love them
Quote from: Lawlz on November 24, 2007, 10:54:25 PM
most people can just look around and find someone tht loves them
hey hey whats this
Quote from: Lawlz on November 24, 2007, 07:28:30 PM
If a person has to try and find someone to love them, they've certainly got some problems.
Real love doesn't just drop out of the sky into your lap, you dumb shit. Even if it is right there in front of you, you have to try to see it, and you've got to be willing to open up to it, or it's a doomed cause from the start.
It's always a search, whether that's physically looking around for someone you like, or just searching through someone's feelings that you've known the whole time.
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 24, 2007, 10:56:42 PM
Real love doesn't just drop out of the sky into your lap, you dumb shit. Even if it is right there in front of you, you have to try to see it, and you've got to be willing to open up to it, or it's a doomed cause from the start.
It's always a search, whether that's physically looking around for someone you like, or just searching through someone's feelings that you've known the whole time.
real love isn't some random bitch at a rabbit shop in chicago
if you're going out to find someone more than likely youre judging by looks
ps. true love doesn't exist theres attraction and adoration and SEX
Quote from: Lawlz on November 24, 2007, 10:59:18 PM
real love isn't some random bitch at a rabbit shop in chicago
Okay...I didn't say it was. But for someone, it could be. Since when did you possess the ability to know everyone's interests at any given time?
Quote from: Lawlz on November 24, 2007, 10:59:18 PM
if you're going out to find someone more than likely youre judging by looks
Looks are important, as is personality. Anyone who tries to say that looks aren't important at all is just spewing bullshit. First good impressions are generally marked by good looks combined with saying something good, or hell, maybe even just good looks. It's different for different people.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 24, 2007, 10:59:18 PM
ps. true love doesn't exist theres attraction and adoration and SEX
Different people define "true love" different ways. Deal with it. It might not seem real to you, but it seems real to a whole lot of other people.
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 25, 2007, 02:06:24 AM
It might not seem real to you, but it seems real to a whole lot of other people.
and those people file for divorce within 3 years spam;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 25, 2007, 02:08:52 AM
and those people file for divorce within 3 years spam;
HOUDINI'S MAGIC PREDICTION TIME: you will end up in a dull and unfulfilling marriage later in your life.
Quote from: Sorbet on November 25, 2007, 02:10:30 AM
HOUDINI'S MAGIC PREDICTION TIME: you will end up in a dull and unfulfilling marriage later in your life.
i really don't intend to ever fall into that trap but sadly i probably will and hate myself for it for a while but later end up satisfied that i carried it out
Quote from: Lawlz on November 25, 2007, 02:08:52 AM
and those people file for divorce within 3 years spam;
I was actually talking about the ones that don't, but okay.