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General => Video Games => Topic started by: Jester on November 21, 2007, 11:25:05 AM

Title: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: Jester on November 21, 2007, 11:25:05 AM
I hate Sony, and Sony hates us.

Sony would love nothing more than to see you and your family suffer. Sony is like that psycho-ex who you had a few good times with, but was too clingy and the sex got boring. Now it's over and Sony is still stewing about it by leaving you voice mail asking for another chance and promising it "can change."

Tough shit Sony. We've moved on. We're dating your younger, hotter sister, Wii. Even your fuglier step-sister, Xbox 360, looks hotter than you do. At least she's been around the block a few times and knows how to turn tricks. You've got nothing, and it's going to stay that way until you stop being a crabby old cunt.
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 11:26:48 AM
i don't date or have sex with VG consoles navi;
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: The artist formally known on November 21, 2007, 11:31:28 AM
PS2 was awesome but I think the PS2 should have had an abortion
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 11:33:13 AM
Quote from: reefer on November 21, 2007, 11:31:28 AM
PS2 was awesome but I think the PS2 should have had an abortion

srs
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: Jester on November 21, 2007, 11:34:22 AM
Quote from: reefer on November 21, 2007, 11:31:28 AM
PS2 was awesome but I think the PS2 should have had an abortion

You make no sense.
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 11:36:45 AM
Quote from: Jester on November 21, 2007, 11:34:22 AM
You make no sense.

he says ps3 should have never exsited. (sp?)
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on November 21, 2007, 11:40:47 AM
Quote from: Jester on November 21, 2007, 11:34:22 AM
You make no sense.

gtfo
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 11:41:40 AM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on November 21, 2007, 11:40:47 AM
gtfo

him or reefer?
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: Jester on November 21, 2007, 11:42:14 AM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on November 21, 2007, 11:40:47 AM
gtfo

Read it over, idiot.

Quote from: reefer on November 21, 2007, 11:31:28 AM
PS2 was awesome but I think the PS2 should have had an abortion


Where does it say ps3? I win, dipshit.
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 11:49:35 AM
Quote from: Jester on November 21, 2007, 11:42:14 AM
Read it over, idiot.

Where does it say ps3? I win, dipshit.
ps2 gives "birth" to ps3. that's like saying you gave birth to your mom :|
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: Jester on November 21, 2007, 11:50:36 AM
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 11:49:35 AM
ps2 gives "birth" to ps3. that's like saying you gave birth to your mom :|

So you're telling me that the Ps2 shat out the Ps3 out of it's disc drive? Shut up, moron.
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 11:52:23 AM
Quote from: Jester on November 21, 2007, 11:50:36 AM
So you're telling me that the Ps2 shat out the Ps3 out of it's disc drive? Shut up, moron.
no but the idea of ps gave "birth" to ps3. Just admit you are wrong and move on fucker.
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on November 21, 2007, 11:53:18 AM
Quote from: Jester on November 21, 2007, 11:50:36 AM
So you're telling me that the Ps2 shat out the Ps3 out of it's disc drive? Shut up, moron.

srsly? Dude, he was just saying that the PS3 is the PS2's predecessor and that the PS3 shouldn't have been created.
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 11:56:04 AM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on November 21, 2007, 11:53:18 AM
srsly? Dude, he was just saying that the PS3 is the PS2's predecessor and that the PS3 shouldn't have been created.

he's too retarded to understand
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: Jester on November 22, 2007, 06:54:26 AM
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 11:56:04 AM
he's too retarded to understand

I understand completely, but why "abort" the Ps2? That would not have prevented the Ps3 from coming into existence eventually, dumbass.
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: UnagiPower on November 22, 2007, 09:15:38 AM
Quote from: Jester on November 22, 2007, 06:54:26 AM
I understand completely, but why "abort" the Ps2? That would not have prevented the Ps3 from coming into existence eventually, dumbass.


WHAT THE FUCK LOL
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: C.Mongler on November 22, 2007, 11:33:34 AM
I'm going to buy all 3 consoles because I'm a massive tool

caterpie;
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 22, 2007, 01:32:16 PM
Quote from: Jester on November 21, 2007, 11:50:36 AM
So you're telling me that the Ps2 shat out the Ps3 out of it's disc drive? Shut up, moron.
Quite trying to act "smart." :|
Quote from: Jester on November 22, 2007, 06:54:26 AM
I understand completely, but why "abort" the Ps2? That would not have prevented the Ps3 from coming into existence eventually, dumbass.
A mother gets an abortion. Does that mean she had herself cut out of her body? cook

PS1 sucked, PS2 sucked, PS3 sucks, Xbox 360 sucks, PSP sucks, Wii sucks.

cook
Title: Re: I just came to the startling realization.
Post by: C.Mongler on November 22, 2007, 03:34:43 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on November 22, 2007, 01:32:16 PM
Quite trying to act "smart." :|A mother gets an abortion. Does that mean she had herself cut out of her body? cook

PS1 sucked, PS2 sucked, PS3 sucks, Xbox 360 sucks, PSP sucks, Wii sucks.

cook


ahah you like the saturn and dreamcast and gamecube and you claim two of the greatest consoles ever spooged on by jesus sucked hahaha