So I wuz walkin down da street when my ho came up and gave me a blowjob. afterwards we went to the drug store and she gave me another blow job. seventeen more blowjobs followed dat and my penis got sucked off. so i wuz like wtf. i slapped my ho and told her to gtfo. then i went to see a movie. it sucked. then i went home and i went to pwn sum nubz and halo 3. then some douchebag put a plasma gernade on me and i sploded. then im like wtf. so i shut off the game then i remember that i lose an exp point. so i fucking shot the 360 and decided to go outside and bang my ho. i went to my ho then rememered that i had no penis. so i slapped my ho. then went to play the 360 again and im like wtf. the 360 was broken. i slapped my cat and then my cat scratched me. i was like wtf. its infected now i think. so i slapped my cat. then i slapped my ho.