Fat girls are obsessed with marriage. Their big fat mindsets are warped around the concept of "get all you can", like a lumped wad of peanut butter and jelly sandwich around the Star Wars thermos inside your lunch box.
For a woman, marriage is an all you can eat buffet of free shit. The ring goes on and the wish list starts cranking out like a broken fax machine; each request more undeserved than the last.
The fatter they are, the more they want their docking-pass to that buffet. Remember that inside every skinny girl, there?s a fucking behemoth just dying to get out.
Signing off, V.
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Uh... what in the world?
I honestly don't care much about marriage, if at all. Sure, I'd be fine being with somebody I love, but what's the point in getting married? (not to mention, is it even legal?)
:3
i want children
yay stereotypes
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 20, 2007, 10:37:03 PM
yay stereotypes
all fat women want some guy in the military and they want to be married before 20 and have three kids and never have to work a day in their life
AND YES IT IS FACT
Quote from: Lawlz on November 20, 2007, 10:38:18 PM
all fat women want some guy in the military and they want to be married before 20 and have three kids and never have to work a day in their life
AND YES IT IS FACT
is ur mom fat and does she have a job
Quote from: JMV290 on November 20, 2007, 10:41:52 PM
is ur mom fat and does she have a job
She's fat.
She has no job.
My father is in the military.
She wanted more kids but my older brother died as a baby and she couldn't have another after me.
This one time I saw a guy doing yardwork in his lawn and his wife had a lawn chair out and was sitting and watching him work.
to the relate to the topic i don't want a marriage like that psyduck;
That's... shockingly true. You should publish a book full of these.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 20, 2007, 10:38:18 PM
all fat women want some guy in the military and they want to be married before 20 and have three kids and never have to work a day in their life
AND YES IT IS FACT
Edit: Oh,
fat women. Nevermind then. I wouldn't know. caterpie;
I say we slay every behemoth of a woman out there. Can't have them convincing us men that marriage is a good thing.
lets send fat people to internment caps and shoot em then pseudo;
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on November 21, 2007, 10:45:09 AM
?
Uh... I'm homosexual >.>
Is homosexual marriage (between girls) even legal?
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 10:47:40 AM
lets send fat people to internment caps and shoot em then pseudo;
that wouldn't solve a damn thing :/
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 10:48:24 AM
Uh... I'm homosexual >.>
Is homosexual marriage (between girls) even legal?
Massachusetts is the only state that allows full homosexual marriage.
Many other states allow unofficial marriages called "civil unions" or whatever to take place. These are CA, CT, DC, HI, ME, NJ, VT, WA, and NH. OR will also in 2008.
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 21, 2007, 10:54:05 AM
Massachusetts is the only state that allows full homosexual marriage.
Many other states allow unofficial marriages called "civil unions" or whatever to take place. These are CA, CT, DC, HI, ME, NJ, VT, WA, and NH. OR will also in 2008.
CA FTW? I think bluaki lives in MA psyduck;
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 10:54:54 AM
CA FTW? I think bluaki lives in MA psyduck;
I'm in Florida.
I hate this heat edumacate;
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 10:56:06 AM
I'm in Florida.
I hate this heat edumacate;
you have disneyworld pseudo; course i have disney land edumacate;
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 10:56:06 AM
I'm in Florida.
I hate this heat edumacate;
Florida actually has a state law banning homosexual marriage. I think it's the only state that does.
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 21, 2007, 11:01:09 AM
Florida actually has a state law banning homosexual marriage. I think it's the only state that does.
Lol sucks for you bluaki gonk;
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 10:58:23 AM
you have disneyworld pseudo; course i have disney land edumacate;
Disney World is like 2-3 hours of driving from here (sometimes more because of traffic) and it's really expensive psyduck;
I go there like every 2-3 years. We actually go to Sea World (which is not far from it) more because we get passes for all three Florida Busch parks (two of them are in the same city as me).
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 21, 2007, 11:01:09 AM
Florida actually has a state law banning homosexual marriage. I think it's the only state that does.
Yeah, I think I've heard quite a bit of things about homosexual marriage for state elections (but I don't really pay much attention to news).
Also, that just shows how accepting of homosexuality my area is edumacate;
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 11:04:06 AM
Yeah, I think I've heard quite a bit of things about homosexual marriage for state elections (but I don't really pay much attention to news).
You must try penis at least once in your life.
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 11:04:06 AM
Yeah, I think I've heard quite a bit of things about homosexual marriage for state elections (but I don't really pay much attention to news).
Also, that just shows how accepting of homosexuality my area is edumacate;
what do you even see in girls? (seeing you are a girl psyduck;)
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 11:08:09 AM
what do you even see in girls? (seeing you are a girl psyduck;)
[o]I like feminine appearance
[o]In general, it seems like girls are kinder than boys
[o]Girls are usually less aggressive than boys
[o]Most boys care too much about stupid things like penis size (I guess there's fashion for girls though, but I don't mind it as much)
[o]Girls usually don't try to get somebody else to do all the housework and stuff for them
[o]I think boys smell weird (I don't think that girls do)
[o]Girls can't get me pregnant navi;
[o]some other things that I don't feel like listing now
What do you think I would be able to see in guys? psyduck;
being muscular, having a huge penis, being tough, etc? I hate that stuff
I don't mean to offend anybody edumacate;
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 11:21:03 AM
[o]I like feminine appearance
[o]In general, it seems like girls are kinder than boys
[o]Girls are usually less aggressive than boys
[o]Most boys care too much about stupid things like penis size (I guess there's fashion for girls though, but I don't mind it as much)
[o]Girls usually don't try to get somebody else to do all the housework and stuff for them
[o]I think boys smell weird (I don't think that girls do)
[o]Girls can't get me pregnant navi;
[o]some other things that I don't feel like listing now
What do you think I would be able to see in guys? psyduck;
being muscular, having a huge penis, being tough, etc? I hate that stuff
I don't mean to offend anybody edumacate;
edumacate; i'm offended. Can't argue with that though caterpie;
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 10:56:06 AM
I'm in Florida.
I hate this heat edumacate;
That sucks. Florida has a lot of old, ludicrously wealthy Republicans. I suggest moving to California.
Quote from: Sorbet on November 21, 2007, 12:15:30 PM
That sucks. Florida has a lot of old, ludicrously wealthy Republicans. I suggest moving to California.
olol you live there too? stalker; ( i live there pseudo;)
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 12:17:35 PM
olol you live there too? stalker; ( i live there pseudo;)
No, Texas.
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 11:21:03 AM
[o]I like feminine appearance me too
[o]In general, it seems like girls are kinder than boys wut lol. girls call each other fat and start rumors
[o]Girls are usually less aggressive than boys i dont think boysh it girls
[o]Most boys care too much about stupid things like penis size (I guess there's fashion for girls though, but I don't mind it as much) They only care about it because girls supposedly care about it.
[o]Girls usually don't try to get somebody else to do all the housework and stuff for them yes they do
[o]I think boys smell weird (I don't think that girls do) lol
[o]Girls can't get me pregnant navi; condoms
[o]some other things that I don't feel like listing now no boobs?
What do you think I would be able to see in guys? psyduck;
being muscular, having a huge penis, being tough, etc? I hate that stuff
I don't mean to offend anybody edumacate;
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 11:21:03 AM
[o]Girls are usually less aggressive than boys
My mom is a teacher. Nearly every fight at her school is between two girls.
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 11:21:03 AM
[o]I think boys smell weird (I don't think that girls do)
You don't hang around fat girls, apparently. They smell like rotten eggs and semen.
Quote from: Sorbet on November 21, 2007, 12:26:06 PM
My mom is a teacher. Nearly every fight at her school is between two girls.
You don't hang around fat girls, apparently. They smell like rotten eggs and semen.
where they get the semen from? burned;
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 12:27:15 PM
where they get the semen from? burned;
Well, one girl I talked to got raped.
Quote from: JMV290 on November 21, 2007, 12:22:36 PM
I've never been called fat psyduck;
I don't think I've had a rumor about me since I'm so secretive to everybody; nobody at school has any basis for a rumor china;
From what I've heard from straight girls, they don't seem to care about penis size. It actually makes their first sex more painful or something psyduck;
I don't care what people respond to my post with, it's not like it's going to make me straight or anything.
Quote from: Sorbet on November 21, 2007, 12:27:42 PM
Well, one girl I talked to got raped.
who wants to rape a fat girl? psyduck;
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 21, 2007, 12:32:13 PM
who wants to rape a fat girl? psyduck;
Same thing I was thinking, especially considering she smelled like rotten eggs and semen.
Oh god, I went to a chinese buffet today, it was so nummy.
wait.. I think I missed the point.
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 11:21:03 AM
[o]I like feminine appearance
[o]In general, it seems like girls are kinder than boys
[o]Girls are usually less aggressive than boys
[o]Most boys care too much about stupid things like penis size (I guess there's fashion for girls though, but I don't mind it as much)
[o]Girls usually don't try to get somebody else to do all the housework and stuff for them
[o]I think boys smell weird (I don't think that girls do)
[o]Girls can't get me pregnant navi;
[o]some other things that I don't feel like listing now
What do you think I would be able to see in guys? psyduck;
being muscular, having a huge penis, being tough, etc? I hate that stuff
I don't mean to offend anybody edumacate;
$50 says I'm more feminine in appearance than you are.
from my experience most women are complete bitches because you may not realize it but every woman hates every other woman and do nothing but bitch about every man
LOL spam;
I JUST BROKE A NAIL GODDAMNIT CUNT FUCK BITCH SHITSLUT
hey honey take out the trash i too lazy being a fat whore and jerry springer is on
I smell sweet.
Nor can a eunuch or a dog.
kay-o
Quote from: Lawlz on November 21, 2007, 02:47:50 PM
$50 says I'm more feminine in appearance than you are.
from my experience most women are complete bitches because you may not realize it but every woman hates every other woman and do nothing but bitch about every man
LOL spam;
I JUST BROKE A NAIL GODDAMNIT CUNT FUCK BITCH SHITSLUT
hey honey take out the trash i too lazy being a fat whore and jerry springer is on
I smell sweet.
Nor can a eunuch or a dog.
kay-o
Uh... the fact that I'm a girl would mean that only lesbians would like me. Aren't those things different with lesbians and straight girls? navi;
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 02:51:31 PM
Uh... the fact that I'm a girl would mean that only lesbians would like me. Aren't those things different with lesbians and straight girls? navi;
i have no idea what you just said but sexuality doesn't exactly determines one's personality
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 11:21:03 AM
[o]I like feminine appearanceMe too
[o]In general, it seems like girls are kinder than boysCant agree really, but some are.
[o]Girls are usually less aggressive than boysI am agressive. :(
[o]Most boys care too much about stupid things like penis size (I guess there's fashion for girls though, but I don't mind it as much)True that. I hate that they overuse the word gay too
[o]Girls usually don't try to get somebody else to do all the housework and stuff for themI dont really know, but I'm a neatfreak anyway
[o]I think boys smell weird (I don't think that girls do)Girls have a sort of sour smell, but guys have a lingering gross smell
[o]Girls can't get me pregnant navi;True, less chances of divorce then. china;
[o]some other things that I don't feel like listing now
What do you think I would be able to see in guys? psyduck;
being muscular, having a huge penis, being tough, etc? I hate that stuffPersonality and being semi-good looking is all I look for in guys.
I don't mean to offend anybody edumacate;
I am about 70% into guys, but I still wonder if I will turn around someday.
Yeah, because you've been married and had much experience with different types of women. thumbup;
Quote from: Dahlia on November 21, 2007, 02:53:59 PM
I am about 70% into guys, but I still wonder if I will turn around someday.
Only 30% edumacate;
spam;
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 21, 2007, 03:34:20 PM
20% into girls. spam;
Wait... what's the other 10%? psyduck;
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 03:35:15 PM
Wait... what's the other 10%? psyduck;
The other 80% is actually nitrogen.
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 21, 2007, 03:35:57 PM
The other 80% is actually nitrogen.
Notify me when you start making sense navi;
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 03:36:48 PM
Notify me when you start making sense navi;
You must be a member to subscribe to subscriptive subscriptions. psyduck;
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 21, 2007, 03:38:40 PM
You must be a member to subscribe to subscriptive subscriptions. psyduck;
How much do I have to pay to subscribe? ;_;
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 03:39:12 PM
How much do I have to pay to subscribe? ;_;
A night with me should do it.
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 21, 2007, 11:01:09 AM
Florida actually has a state law banning homosexual marriage. I think it's the only state that does.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2f/US_SSM_Laws.png/800px-US_SSM_Laws.png)
psyduck;
Quote from: bluaki on November 21, 2007, 03:33:24 PM
Only 30% edumacate;
spam;
Poor you. poppy;
I'm only about maybe one percent at the most interested in girls.
I'm 97% interested in cats. spam;
metaphors and analogies are a major turn off this season