SO TODAY DURING LUNCH, some ugly bitch sat at our table because Shiloh is sick with AIDS or whatever. None of my friends like her, but apparently she's an "acquaintance" of Cheyenne, and the girl also finds me very attractive.
NOW TO THE STORY.
Well, Casey thought she'd try and be smart by telling Cheyenne that drinking Dr. Pepper (the real shit) will make her fat and that it's unhealthy. I just shook my head at that, and told her I drink orange soda and tea laden with sugar all the time, yet I'm far from fat. It doesn't necessarily cause weight gain unless you have excessive amounts and are entirely inactive. Cheyenne rarely drinks anything besides water and she more than likely has larger muscles than I do. She was like, "You, shut up. orks;" Then she went on to say water is healthier. Okay. Then she and Brenon says water quenches thirst better than anything else. lol no. A thick beverage like milk or something that coats your throat always works best. At times, water can even make your thirst worse though it doesn't necessarily mean you're becoming even more dehydrated. Water will work no better than soda. Then she goes on to say Cheyenne should drink diet soda over normal soda. LOL. I go on about how some artificial sweeteners like saccharin can cause cancer (like what lead to the death of my grandmother) and how they could even potentially cause weight gain.
Yo ho ho, she got a little pissy then. I was just remaining calm, and then she said something that really set me off. The bitch actually dared to call sugars a fat. I slammed my hands on the table like Phoenix Wright and went batshit insane. Jesus Christ, I went on about how it's pretty clear sugars aren't a fat because they dissolve in water, and even went into more scientific terms and whatnot when she kept suggesting I was stupid. The dumb whore honestly believed sugars were fats. Then she said, "Well then you can fucking sit there and drink your goddamn sodas and eat your snacks and get fat, retard."
"I'm thinner than you. spam;"
"meaty cocks"
She was shocked and appalled. Everyone was amazed I had finally talked at lunch, more so that I was actually capable of raising my voice when she called sugars a lipid and I've shown that I'm willing to hurt someone if it shuts their dumb ass up.
Do you guys ever get into arguments with dumbass people and possibly shock some people around you? powerofone;
Nerd argument topic 101
"lol sugars is nots a fats!"
but seriously, that's funny, because I can totally see you screaming at some fat bitch "SUGAR IS NOT A LIPID!!!!!" silencing the whole cafeteria.
Quote from: Super Mario Galaxy on November 19, 2007, 01:23:07 PM
Nerd argument topic 101
"lol sugars is nots a fats!"
but seriously, that's funny, because I can totally see you screaming at some fat bitch "SUGAR IS NOT A LIPID!!!!!" silencing the whole cafeteria.
I shouted at the top of my lungs, and I was proud.
I'm not in elementary school, so I don't have these kinds of conversations on campus. powerofone;
I usually never raise my voice, but I did the same thing at lunch the other day.
Some dumbass all-honors student over-achiever at my table was talking about how it's impossible for aliens to exist and shit, and I was arguing for a while about it, then I just yelled "aliens exist asshole!!"
Quote from: Super Mario Galaxy on November 19, 2007, 01:27:13 PM
I usually never raise my voice, but I did the same thing at lunch the other day.
Some dumbass all-honors student over-achiever at my table was talking about how it's impussible for aliens to exist and shit, and I was arguing for a while about it, then I just yelled "aliens exist asshole!!"
wow selkie did something smart spam;
I called some kid a fag during physics and everyone was shocked.
Quote from: JMV290 on November 19, 2007, 01:28:39 PM
I called some kid a fag during physics and everyone was shocked.
using profanities like that is just plain stupid
And I truthfully used none all day.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 19, 2007, 01:30:32 PM
using profanities like that is just plain stupid
And I truthfully used none all day.
Why is fag a profanity?
Quote from: JMV290 on November 19, 2007, 01:30:53 PM
Why is fag a profanity?
offensive term for homosexual
you got mad over that? :|
christ
Quote from: holy dhit on November 19, 2007, 01:32:40 PM
you got mad over that? :|
christ
I hate when people act like pompous asses and think they're intelligent when they know jack shit. When it comes to something I love, such as science, I need to prove the fool wrong.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 19, 2007, 01:30:32 PM
using profanities like that is just plain stupid
And I truthfully used none all day.
I truthfully used none all my life... I'm not kidding psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 19, 2007, 01:32:30 PM
offensive term for homosexual
Moron, Idiot, and Imbecile are offensive terms for the mentally re
tarded.
dumb is offensive to the mute
Quote from: JMV290 on November 19, 2007, 01:39:26 PM
Moron, Idiot, and Imbecile are offensive terms for the mentally retarded.
dumb is offensive to the mute
but those are all regarded as acceptable for tv because no one truly gives a shit about retarded
For some reason, that reminded my of this annoying, nerdy jackass in my Math class who swears he's all that and talks as loud as possible to seem smart. And he just yells stupid random bullshit in the middle of class for attention. I hate him. burned;
stop being a nigga poser
wow
sounds like a fun day
I wish I could do something like that dawkins;
You should have just told her she's fat at the beginning.
Well I was always the shy kid. And this annoying idiot took my backpack and I said "Give it back please. wry" and he said "NO >:3" and then I said out loud "Fucking faggot psyduck;" and everyone did that irritating "oooooooooooooh" sound.
It felt good. spam;
Boring and have no clue who your talking about.
well besides the occasional red sox fan im pretty nonconfrontational
Quote from: Gambit17 on November 19, 2007, 01:25:53 PM
I'm not in elementary school, so I don't have these kinds of conversations on campus. powerofone;
srsly
I've had a lot of similar arguments, almost all of which were over something to do with music.
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 19, 2007, 11:18:41 PM
I've had a lot of similar arguments, almost all of which were over something to do with music.
So you argue over songs about sugars and obesity? caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 19, 2007, 11:20:00 PM
So you argue over songs about sugars and obesity? caterpie;
No, but I end up slamming my hands down on a table and yelling quite often in the arguments I have about music.
I just go apeshit when someone tries to act like they know something about my favorite bands when they really don't.
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 19, 2007, 11:23:34 PM
No, but I end up slamming my hands down on a table and yelling quite often in the arguments I have about music.
I just go apeshit when someone tries to act like they know something about my favorite bands when they really don't.
I was really pretty amazed I did that today. Normally I talk softly, but this bitch started interrupting and I slammed my hands down and shut her up.
I'm such an awesome nerd. spam;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 19, 2007, 11:25:04 PM
I was really pretty amazed I did that today. Normally I talk softly, but this bitch started interrupting and I slammed my hands down and shut her up.
I'm such an awesome nerd. spam;
I normally talk very softly too. I think a lot of people in real life don't even hear me, half the time.
I point at people too when I make arguments too...
Too much Phoenix Wright. powerofone;
Yeah, there's this one Italian kid, I like to call him a niggerfaggot
he's dirty
Quote from: Valentrinne on November 20, 2007, 04:55:54 AM
Yeah, there's this one Italian kid, I like to call him a niggerfaggot
he's dirty
Which reminds me...who's the guy who spread the word "niggerfaggot" into general usage? I want to kick him.
God damn it, that shit needs to stay on derrickcomedy.
Quote from: steal on November 20, 2007, 10:52:59 AM
I called The Jonas Brothers huge faggots and a couple of chicks in my History class got really pissed off. caterpie;
oh god, why do girls like them psyduck;