I left my dark room to go to the bathroom, and when I was coming back, some crazy drunken black dude was running through the hall with his pants around his ankles.
Discuss niggers with pants around their ankles or similar drunken events here.
Some nigger stopped me while I was heading into work. he said:
"HEY BROTHA MAN HEY HOLD UP"
Me:"oh shi-"
"HEY MAN I JUST WANTED TO MEET YOU AND TELL YOU THE GOOD NEWS" *extends hand*
Me:*shakes hand* What?
"I GOT CANCER, THESE ARE THE ONLY THINGS I HAVE IN THE WORLD THESE TWO LEAF HERE"
"I WANT YOU TO HAVE ONE OF EM"
*nigger hands me a brown spotted leaf*
"BUT MAN, I'M SO HAWNGRY, CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE ME TO GET SOMEFIN TO EAT PLEASE"
Me:Uhh....I'll give you some cash
"AH THANKS MAN FIVE DOLLARS OUT TO DO IT CAN I HAVE A FIVE YEAH FIVE DOLLARS SHOULD DO IT JUST GIMME A FIVE DO YOU HAVE A FIVE DOLLAR BILL"
Me:I have a buncha ones...
"ALRIGHT JUST GIMME TEN ONES I GUESS"
Me:*pulls out wallet*
"YEAH YEAH COOL MAN HEY GIMME THREE MORE DOLLAS OH JUST TWO MORE DOLLAS ABOUT THREE MORE DOLLAS"
Me:*gives him one more dollar*
ALRIGHT COOL MAN THANKS
Nigger then proceeds to into a nearby alley while I walk into the restaurant I work at.
I tried drinking a screwdriver but I felt no effect.
Stupid body.