Cuz no one is freaking posting.
One line per post. I'll start...
When I lie in bed at night
I read a story by candlelight
And I begin to feel just right
And moan and groan in carnal delight
The bed bugs watch my pleasure in fright
As I cum whilst reading by candlelight.
NEXT STANZA, WE CAN'T KEEP RHYMING WITH THE SAME WORDS OVER AND OVER.
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 17, 2007, 05:45:19 PM
As I cum whilst reading by candlelight.
NEXT STANZA, WE CAN'T KEEP RHYMING WITH THE SAME WORDS OVER AND OVER.
As I watch the clouds from on a clover
Quote from: Super Mario Galaxy on November 17, 2007, 05:46:35 PM
As I watch the clouds from on a clover
I hum to myself The Cliffs of Dover
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 17, 2007, 05:47:37 PM
I hum to myself The Cliffs of Dover
the song repeats the same thing over and over
Because I'm a felon on the run.
Quote from: JMV290 on November 17, 2007, 05:49:43 PM
Because I'm a felon on the run.
GOT MY NIGGAS GOT MY GUN
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 17, 2007, 05:50:52 PM
GOT MY NIGGAS GOT MY GUN
I'LL SHOOT YOU, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A NUN.
Quote from: JMV290 on November 17, 2007, 05:52:12 PM
I'LL SHOOT YOU, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A NUN.
THE PUNS KEEP ESCAPING AS I BUTTER MY BUN
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 17, 2007, 05:54:57 PM
SKEET SKEET CHECK OUT A-KUN
GOD DAMN IT THAT'S PRONOUNCED "AH-KOON" YOU NIGGER
YOU RUINED IT
oh well next stanza
I sit here rocking in my chair
just thinking about my life as i breathe the nighttime air
And beating my wife fair
My wife has a beautiful, juicy pair