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Title: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Selkie on November 12, 2007, 01:29:15 PM
If you have one....

Here's mine:

Finish high school without effort, get decent grades
Go to decent teaching, writing, or communications college
Spend my money I get at 18 to go on a trip out west maybe with a few friends
Leave college and get a steady job out West
Hopefully I will have written something decent in college, I will attempt to exploit my work
Gain fame, fortune
If not, just stay with my steady job, and travel a lot, live life to the fullest, hopefully have a lover



Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 12, 2007, 01:29:52 PM
1: Finish high school.
2: College.
3: ???
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Feynman on November 12, 2007, 01:30:18 PM
I really have no idea what I want to be. It's really a choice between some tech-related job or a job in medicine.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: YPrrrr on November 12, 2007, 01:31:41 PM
1. Graduate
2. College (get a gf while there)
3. Join frat


That's about it so far.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: bluaki on November 12, 2007, 01:32:04 PM
1. Finish 9th grade
2. Get homeschooled for three years
3. College
4. Some job related to computers, programming, scripting, or something of the sort.
5.  psyduck;
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: YPrrrr on November 12, 2007, 01:37:58 PM
Quote from: steal on November 12, 2007, 01:37:24 PM
Struggle through the rest of high school
Go to junior college for a few years
Finally get to big boy college
Struggle through college
Commit suicide

...caterpie;
No suicide argh;
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: KonohaShinobi on November 12, 2007, 01:40:25 PM
I have two choices, or "paths":
Path A:
Attend a college         
Move to Japan
Assist a Manga-ka
Submit to a Manga Magazine
Begin serializations (Manga Volumes)
Live

Path B:
Attend College
Perform multiple menial tasks
Start first Manga company based in North America
Serialize own manga
Hire others
Prosper

Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: bluaki on November 12, 2007, 01:40:36 PM
Quote from: steal on November 12, 2007, 01:37:24 PM
Struggle through the rest of high school
Go to junior college for a few years
Finally get to big boy college
Struggle through college
Commit suicide

...caterpie;
Either remove suicide or do that before college, it's cheaper that way caterpie;
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Houdini on November 12, 2007, 01:40:57 PM
Hobo.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: KonohaShinobi on November 12, 2007, 01:43:09 PM
Quote from: steal on November 12, 2007, 01:40:17 PM
I give up at everything, it won't be long before I give it all up :'(

I don't know if you find suicide as a joke, but it's not guys. That was rather depressing to read Steal.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: KonohaShinobi on November 12, 2007, 01:47:43 PM
Quote from: steal on November 12, 2007, 01:46:32 PM
Yeah, it all depends on when I decide to give up.
I've considered that as well, I'd be one of those awesome hobos that everyone sits and watches because they're good at guitar but no one gives them money.
Who said I was joking?

:'(
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Samus Aran on November 12, 2007, 01:48:44 PM
Quote from: steal on November 12, 2007, 01:46:32 PM
Who said I was joking?


If you really do decide to commit suicide, at least post about it on /b/ first.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: KonohaShinobi on November 12, 2007, 01:53:43 PM
Quote from: steal on November 12, 2007, 01:52:24 PM
I kind of am joking, but behind all this dry sarcasm lies a very sad man. :'(

And trust me, when I commit suicide, EVERYONE WILL KNOW. spam;

Do it in front of Nintendo World and blame say something along the lines of,"This is Video Gaming's fault" and we'll see what happens for the lulz.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: KonohaShinobi on November 12, 2007, 01:57:23 PM
Quote from: steal on November 12, 2007, 01:55:56 PM
No, I was thinking of something a bit more grotesque, something that will scar some small children for life.

Make it lulz worthy at least.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Samus Aran on November 12, 2007, 02:09:46 PM
Quote from: steal on November 12, 2007, 01:55:56 PM
No, I was thinking of something a bit more grotesque, something that will scar some small children for life.


Repost...

Fly an airplane over a school playground during recess and jump out with a bomb strapped to you so that when you explode in mid-air your remains will rain down on the children.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: KonohaShinobi on November 12, 2007, 02:13:10 PM
Quote from: steal on November 12, 2007, 02:12:12 PM
Yes, that was the plan. spam;

That is the legacy you wish to leave behind?
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 12, 2007, 02:19:29 PM
Imagine the look a child would have if a disembodied bloody penis landed in his face. spam;
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: KonohaShinobi on November 12, 2007, 02:19:46 PM
Quote from: steal on November 12, 2007, 02:18:04 PM
Yes.

Your parents must be so proud.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 12, 2007, 02:32:25 PM
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: FullmetalGanon on November 12, 2007, 02:34:16 PM
suicide;
Actually, dont know if i want to be a programmer or not anymore...
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: bluaki on November 12, 2007, 02:39:50 PM
Quote from: steal on November 12, 2007, 01:55:56 PM
No, I was thinking of something a bit more grotesque, something that will scar some small children for life.
1. Dress up in costume of a popular children's TV show character
2. Stab self repeatedly in head with knife
3. End it all with gunshot
4. ???
5. No profit

I'm not serious, by the way.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: FAMY2 on November 12, 2007, 03:13:12 PM
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 12, 2007, 02:19:29 PM
Imagine the look a child would have if a disembodied bloody penis landed in his face. spam;


As I recall it would cover many children, not just one. 
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 12, 2007, 03:22:54 PM
Quote from: Clair on November 12, 2007, 03:13:12 PM
As I recall it would cover many children, not just one. 
i know but what im saying is theres a chance that a penis would end up in one of ther faces
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Placebo Headwound on November 12, 2007, 03:24:30 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on November 12, 2007, 01:40:25 PM
I have two choices, or "paths":
Path A:
Attend a college         
Move to Japan
Assist a Manga-ka
Submit to a Manga Magazine
Begin serializations (Manga Volumes)
Live

Path B:
Attend College
Perform multiple menial tasks
Start first Manga company based in North America
Serialize own manga
Hire others
Prosper


Lol.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: KonohaShinobi on November 12, 2007, 03:24:55 PM
Quote from: Thief888 on November 12, 2007, 03:24:30 PM
Lol.

:'(
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 12, 2007, 03:25:09 PM
Quote from: steal on November 12, 2007, 03:24:20 PM
yes but my phallus is too large to cover only one face

ok them maybe it would crush the poor boy
as if being hit in the face with a penis wasnt enough
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Sam on November 12, 2007, 06:44:18 PM
Kill myself in the year 2011 on November 11th at 11:11:11.

Not really, but I do want to live alone. Be a cat lady. a crazy cat lady who eventually forgets how to speak english.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 12, 2007, 06:44:51 PM
Quote from: samsam on November 12, 2007, 06:44:18 PM
Kill myself in the year 2011 on November 11th at 11:11:11.

Not really, but I do want to live alone. Be a cat lady. a crazy cat lady who eventually forgets how to speak english.
how can you live alone but with cats
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Sam on November 12, 2007, 06:46:51 PM
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 12, 2007, 06:44:51 PM
how can you live alone but with cats

The cats don't count, silly. By alone I mean I don't want to get married.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 12, 2007, 06:47:39 PM
Quote from: samsam on November 12, 2007, 06:46:51 PM
The cats don't count, silly. By alone I mean I don't want to get married.

I thought we had something special. :'(
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Commander Fuckass on November 12, 2007, 06:48:21 PM
Quote from: samsam on November 12, 2007, 06:46:51 PM
The cats don't count, silly. By alone I mean I don't want to get married.
But you'll probably end up getting raped.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: IPWNEDURMOM on November 13, 2007, 08:33:29 AM
Work for General Motors for 30 years, die once i retire.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on November 13, 2007, 09:15:29 AM
Finish High School, go to college for something.. get a job somewhere related to computers, fill my house with advanced electronics and whatnot, and live quietly.

-Insert getting married somewhere in there-
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Garahe on November 13, 2007, 02:49:26 PM
1. finish school
2. finish post secondary
3. find love
4. ???
5. scientist in the field of cybernetics
6. Worlds first Informorph
7. Designer of the Dyson Bubble
8. Spearhead the CONSTRUCTION of the Dyson Bubble
9. Become the world's oldest sentient being at 2000 years
10. Be responsible for humanity finding life in the heavens


I bet you didn't know this.

I'm crazy. And will chase this dream. Dead serious.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on November 13, 2007, 02:54:03 PM
1. Lick my Science teachers clit
2. Fuck science teacher.
3.next 5 years of school before college
4. Go to college
5. Join my dads fraternity (Kappa Alpha Psi>all)
6. Finish college.
7. look for a teaching gig.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 13, 2007, 02:55:09 PM
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on November 13, 2007, 02:53:32 PM
LMAO

1.Get my advance diploma
2.Go to college
3. Graduate
4. Become an Archiologist

PAPER MARIO MADE ME WANT TO BECOME AN ARCHEOLOSAIDOFGIASY

But I quickly abandoned that plan. caterpie;
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Ezloﺕ on November 13, 2007, 03:06:24 PM
I want to be able to be noticed in high school by MLB teams, and hopefully get drafted.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: UnagiPower on November 13, 2007, 04:56:45 PM
Run track in high school.
Run track in college.
Run the Olympic trials marathon.

Throw studying and school somewhere in there.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Daddy on November 13, 2007, 05:14:37 PM
not got shot while inciting a socialist revolution
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Himu on November 13, 2007, 05:19:08 PM
1. Do whatever I feel is right.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: bluaki on November 13, 2007, 05:20:19 PM
Quote from: Sorbet on November 13, 2007, 05:19:08 PM
1. Do whatever I feel is right.
What is it that you feel is right?
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Himu on November 13, 2007, 05:21:38 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 13, 2007, 05:20:19 PM
What is it that you feel is right?
In any situation life throws at me, I just want to be able to make the choice I think is best.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Sam on November 13, 2007, 05:33:43 PM
Quote from: Kefka on November 12, 2007, 06:48:21 PM
But you'll probably end up getting raped.

Well, I'll probably gain 50 pounds eating that unhealthy cat food.

Not really, I'll let the men rape me, up their self-esteem. :3
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: FullmetalGanon on November 13, 2007, 05:35:14 PM
Quote from: samsam on November 13, 2007, 05:33:43 PM
Well, I'll probably gain 50 pounds eating that unhealthy cat food.

Not really, I'll let the men rape me, up their self-esteem. :3

ooh ooh
me first please. :3
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: Selkie on November 13, 2007, 05:35:33 PM
Quote from: Sorbet on November 13, 2007, 05:21:38 PM
In any situation life throws at me, I just want to be able to make the choice I think is best.


That was totally stolen from a State Farm commercial.
Title: Re: ITT Post Your Life Plan
Post by: j o e i n c on November 13, 2007, 05:38:17 PM
live in the woods in alaska and talk to bears and shit