why
what the hell
why not
one time my pee missed cause it went in two directions.
then i had to clean it.
8=====P
WHY NOT
I HATE WAKING UP WITH A SPLIT DICK BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST BARELY STANDING AND YOUR PISS SPRAYS EVERYWHERE AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE GOD DAMNIT BUT TOO LAZY TO EVEN CARE ABOUT CLEANING IT UP SO YOU LET IT FESTER.
You got cotton in your penis
Also http://www.sickanimation.com/cartoon.asp?name=howmanytimes
Clearly the opening in the head has been split. Simply pinch it and one way traffic shall continue.
Uh... eww o_O ugly;
Quote from: bluaki on November 08, 2007, 04:30:26 PM
Uh... eww o_O ugly;
let us rejoice for our vulvas do not let us down with inferior urinating powers
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on November 08, 2007, 05:51:19 PM
let us rejoice for our vulvas do not let us down with inferior urinating powers
Can you pee upwards? Yeah, thought not. Get back in the kitchen
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 08, 2007, 05:54:12 PM
Can you pee upwards? Yeah, thought not. Get back in the kitchen
o shi-
nigga got pwnd
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 08, 2007, 05:54:12 PM
Can you pee upwards? Yeah, thought not. Get back in the kitchen
if i stand on my head yes burned;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 08, 2007, 05:54:12 PM
Can you pee upwards? Yeah, thought not. Get back in the kitchen
I've seen girls do that. o.O
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 08, 2007, 05:54:12 PM
Can you pee upwards? Yeah, thought not. Get back in the kitchen
lmao
ily YPR wub;
btw my computer is next to the oven so i'm already in the kitchen :|
Quote from: holy dhit on November 08, 2007, 05:59:14 PM
would it land on ur face?
no because it shoots out at super sonic speed
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 08, 2007, 05:54:12 PM
Can you pee upwards? Yeah, thought not. Get back in the kitchen
Why would I want to? psyduck;
because there's something wrong with you. seek medical attention, asap. psyduck;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 08, 2007, 05:58:43 PM
:3Can you bake us some brownies? v;
k
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x14/MissPyrate/brownies.jpg)
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on November 08, 2007, 06:04:34 PM
k
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x14/MissPyrate/brownies.jpg)
That's not a brownie. v;
believe it or not she just baked muffins
v;
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 08, 2007, 06:11:12 PM
believe it or not she just baked muffins
v;
those aren't brownies lol v;
it's a really big brownie ok i just dropped it in the toilet and thought it would be appropriate to take a picture
Quote from: Classic on November 08, 2007, 06:20:56 PM
I wonder if it hurt coming out...?
Not after last night. yes;
There is something clogging your urethra.
Maybe hardened cum.
I suggest not stopping short of ejaculation. I know it increases the pleasure, but come on man.
my penis pretty much has a seizure when i pee and it just sorta goes wherever
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 08, 2007, 07:40:26 PM
my penis pretty much has a seizure when i pee and it just sorta goes wherever
Aren't guys supposed to hold it in place when they pee? psyduck;
Quote from: bluaki on November 08, 2007, 07:44:55 PM
Aren't guys supposed to hold it in place when they pee? psyduck;
i do psyduck;
Quote from: bluaki on November 08, 2007, 07:44:55 PM
Aren't guys supposed to hold it in place when they pee? psyduck;
yes but if it is small like kaz's it kinda just stays in one place
Quote from: bluaki on November 08, 2007, 07:44:55 PM
Aren't guys supposed to hold it in place when they pee? psyduck;
WHAT
I WAS NOT TOLD ABOUT THIS
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 08, 2007, 07:45:58 PM
WHAT
I WAS NOT TOLD ABOUT THIS
i just spit water all over my bed, thanks
Quote from: reefer on November 08, 2007, 07:47:56 PM
i just spit water all over my bed, thanks
No problem. Even a boring guy like me has to be funny at least once in a millenium.
Quote from: bluaki on November 08, 2007, 07:44:55 PM
Aren't guys supposed to hold it in place when they pee? psyduck;
Mine just plops down into the toilet. The only time I ever attempt to control it is at school so I don't piss my pants.
Hm. Where is your pee hole?
Did you know that an XY's pee pee hole is sometimes located in places other than the end of the weenie? Like, for example, on the underside? Imagine trying to aim that thing. It's call Hypospadias. How would a condom work if it were at the base of the shaft? "hey hold on, i will need to place my finger over this hole.. or else you will get prennent." .... bwhahhahaa...........hah...a.
Quote from: Shannon on November 08, 2007, 11:06:36 PM
Hm. Where is your pee hole?
Did you know that an XY's pee pee hole is sometimes located in places other than the end of the weenie? Like, for example, on the underside? Imagine trying to aim that thing. It's call Hypospadias. How would a condom work if it were at the base of the shaft? "hey hold on, i will need to place my finger over this hole.. or else you will get prennent." .... bwhahhahaa...........hah...a.
lol wtf
Quote from: Shannon on November 08, 2007, 11:19:02 PM
im not kidding
I know. It's just such a random condition
Quote from: Shannon on November 08, 2007, 11:06:36 PM
Hm. Where is your pee hole?
Did you know that an XY's pee pee hole is sometimes located in places other than the end of the weenie? Like, for example, on the underside? Imagine trying to aim that thing. It's call Hypospadias. How would a condom work if it were at the base of the shaft? "hey hold on, i will need to place my finger over this hole.. or else you will get prennent." .... bwhahhahaa...........hah...a.
I'd grease up a peanut and stick it in there. powerofone;