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Title: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 06, 2007, 01:31:30 PM
Just as a I promised Kaz, I did it.

After fifth period, I saw Cheyenne and I said, "Hey, how about coming over tonight? Maybe we can go see a movie or something."

She replied "Okay, sure. I have a little bit of work, but I'll finish it up next period." "Cool."

So I set up where I'd be after sixth period, and she said she'd meet me there. French was going by, and I was just trying to remain calm. While trying to plan out our presentation, I kept thinking, "How am I going to do this? Where would I do it so no one catches me? What should I use to kill her?" Then I remembered; just earlier during lunch, I casually perused through her purse in search of "something." She had a small pocket knife hidden in a little pocket, brand new. I asked her to go up and get me something to drink, and I smoothly slipped it into my pocket. I felt everyone was watching. What if she had come back and noticed the knife was missing? Would it cause her to be suspicious? What if she knew I took her knife? I tried to force it out of my mind and calmly drink the milk she got me. My cheeks were starting to turn red, so I passed it off as just having a small stomach ache.

My friend noticed me phasing out every once in a while. I just said, "I'm thinking. There's something big I have to do, but I'm not sure about it and if I'll really get it done." No suspicions.

The bell rang, and all the bus riders shuffled out into the hall. Me, Jennifer, and Travis the negro were left in class for the car riders and walkers to be dismissed. Jennifer's boyfriend came in. They hugged, conversed, "eskimo kissed," and whatnot. I had to turn away. In just less than ten minutes, I would be ending the life of someone I loved. Someone that loved me even more. How could I possibly carry it out? How could I not do it, and forever know I planned to kill her? I had to end it now and clear my mind. I just couldn't handle it.

We met at the door at the end of the 100 hall. As always whenever she sees me, her cheeks were rosy red and she couldn't stop smiling. I forced a smile... I think.

I walked her to a large drainage area near the movie theater. It sloped down about 15 feet and was surrounded by tall grasses and a few trees. No one would see. She hugged me, and I began to kiss her neck a little... I knew I couldn't hold it off any longer. I squeezed her throat, directly below her jaw. I pushed her flat up against the cement slope, kneed her just right below the ribcage. She was gasping for air. I pulled out her pocket knife, pushed her head back, and sliced her neck deep, vertically. She was gasping, with blood gushing and guzzling out the 4 inch slit. Seconds before I did it, the last thing she said was, "Ronald, you're the sweetest man ever. You know that?"

Oh god, I made a mistake. I should've been stronger and just tried to pass off the thought. Never see her again. ANYTHING. But I couldn't. I ended her life.

I left bloodstains on the cement.  My last words to her were, "Cheyenne are you okay?  So, Cheyenne are you okay? Are you okay Cheyenne?"

She passed, and I couldn't help but cry. I had committed murder in the first degree. Murder of the one I love most. What should I do now?  If I don't get caught, I'll live with the guilt for all eternity. If I get caught, I'll be condemned and labeled as a "Cold blooded killer" my entire life. I didn't think I was this stupid...
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Ezloﺕ on November 06, 2007, 01:33:12 PM
tl;dr
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: YPrrrr on November 06, 2007, 01:34:56 PM
wtf is wrong with you
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: FullmetalGanon on November 06, 2007, 01:35:05 PM
lolwut
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 06, 2007, 01:35:26 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 06, 2007, 01:34:56 PM
wtf is wrong with you
I'm wondering the same.
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: just1more on November 06, 2007, 01:36:46 PM
You are fucked up in the head, you know that?
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 06, 2007, 01:37:09 PM
lol
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Tri4se on November 06, 2007, 01:37:22 PM
Were did you put the body?
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 06, 2007, 01:37:38 PM
Quote from: Enclosed on November 06, 2007, 01:36:46 PM
You are fucked up in the head, you know that?
I'm quite sure I am.
Quote from: Nox on November 06, 2007, 01:37:22 PM
Were did you put the body?
I couldn't bear to touch it.
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Daddy on November 06, 2007, 01:38:04 PM
lol
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Infel on November 06, 2007, 01:39:34 PM
All I saw was SUDO SUDO SUDO.
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ME## on November 06, 2007, 01:42:07 PM
My God Lawlz.... lolwtf
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 06, 2007, 01:42:51 PM
so y did u kil her
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 06, 2007, 01:43:11 PM
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 06, 2007, 01:42:51 PM
so y did u kil her
Kaz knows.
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Tri4se on November 06, 2007, 01:43:57 PM
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 06, 2007, 01:42:51 PM
so y did u kil her


He promised kaz.

In the first sentence.
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 06, 2007, 01:44:25 PM
lol
ur cool kaz thumbup;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Daddy on November 06, 2007, 01:45:46 PM
I'm reporting you to the police :|
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: guff on November 06, 2007, 01:46:32 PM
You know what would be funny?

...Eh, I'm having a hard time coming up with anything, too, after seeing another one of these fucking things. psyduck;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 06, 2007, 01:46:58 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 06, 2007, 01:45:46 PM
I'm reporting you to the police :|
already calld the FBI
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: YPrrrr on November 06, 2007, 01:47:07 PM
Why would you slash her neck vertically? Talk to any serial killer. The more horizontal the better.
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 06, 2007, 01:48:20 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 06, 2007, 01:46:32 PM
You know what would be funny?

...Eh, I'm having a hard time coming up with anything, too, after seeing another one of these fucking things. psyduck;
If she really would get murdered and, for some reason or another, I was linked to it. caterpie;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: just1more on November 06, 2007, 01:52:28 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 01:48:20 PM
If she really would get murdered and, for some reason or another, I was linked to it. caterpie;

I'm sure the fact that you posted something like this on a publicly viewed forum wouldn't help, either.
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Samus Aran on November 06, 2007, 01:55:53 PM
She didn't like The Mars Volta, huh?
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 06, 2007, 01:56:48 PM
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 06, 2007, 01:55:53 PM
She didn't like The Mars Volta, huh?
Or Iron Maiden, or Led Zeppelin, or Captain Beefheart, or anything. smithicide;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Samus Aran on November 06, 2007, 01:57:13 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 01:56:48 PM
Or Iron Maiden, or Led Zeppelin, or Captain Beefheart, or anything. smithicide;


what the fuck
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 06, 2007, 01:58:12 PM
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 06, 2007, 01:57:13 PM
what the fuck
BUTT MCR IZ GR8 spam;

I also noticed today that she seemed to avoid me for some raisin, so I was pretty much like "okay cool kill yourself." caterpie;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Feynman on November 06, 2007, 01:59:11 PM
mmm sweet copypasta
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Samus Aran on November 06, 2007, 02:00:21 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 01:58:12 PM
BUTT MCR IZ GR8 spam;

I also noticed today that she seemed to avoid me for some raisin, so I was pretty much like "okay cool kill yourself." caterpie;


ew she's being a stereotypical white girl on her period
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: just1more on November 06, 2007, 02:00:41 PM
Is your name really Ronald?  psyduck;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 06, 2007, 02:01:01 PM
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 06, 2007, 02:00:21 PM
ew she's being a stereotypical white girl on her period
oh god i forgot women have periods
Quote from: Enclosed on November 06, 2007, 02:00:41 PM
Is your name really Ronald?  psyduck;
...

Yes. psyduck;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: just1more on November 06, 2007, 02:01:39 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 02:01:01 PM
oh god i forgot women have periods...

Yes. psyduck;

I'd like some fries with that.
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Samus Aran on November 06, 2007, 02:02:08 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 02:01:01 PM
oh god i forgot women have periods


yeah :'(

Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 02:01:01 PM
Yes. psyduck;


little Ronniekins
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 06, 2007, 02:03:32 PM
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 06, 2007, 02:02:08 PM
yeah :'(

little Ronniekins
but srsly I completely forgot women have periods. After months of sugary sweetness, it feels weird for her to not even want to look at me, or so much as smile. caterpie;

And too bad you're shorter than me. spam;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: just1more on November 06, 2007, 02:04:25 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 02:03:32 PM
but srsly I completely forgot women have periods. After months of sugary sweetness, it feels weird for her to not even want to look at me, or so much as smile. caterpie;

And too bad you're shorter than me. spam;

Don't you have a mom?  psyduck;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Samus Aran on November 06, 2007, 02:04:57 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 02:03:32 PM
And too bad you're shorter than me. spam;


But you look so much younger and kyoot in that picture I have of you. ^___^
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Feynman on November 06, 2007, 02:05:18 PM
Quote from: Enclosed on November 06, 2007, 02:04:25 PM
Don't you have a mom?  psyduck;


Moms always bitch.
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 06, 2007, 02:05:54 PM
Quote from: Enclosed on November 06, 2007, 02:04:25 PM
Don't you have a mom?  psyduck;
She hasn't had a period since she got her snip-snip.

 psyduck;
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 06, 2007, 02:04:57 PM
But you look so much younger and kyoot in that picture I have of you. ^___^
toot;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: just1more on November 06, 2007, 02:06:04 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 06, 2007, 02:05:18 PM
Moms always bitch.

Yes, but even more when they're on their periods.

Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 02:05:54 PM
She hasn't had a period since she got her snip-snip.

  psyduck; toot;

lucky you
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Selkie on November 06, 2007, 03:22:26 PM
lol you take french?
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: FullmetalGanon on November 06, 2007, 03:22:59 PM
Quote from: EIKLES on November 06, 2007, 03:22:26 PM
lol you take french?

what do you take?
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 06, 2007, 03:33:47 PM
Quote from: EIKLES on November 06, 2007, 03:22:26 PM
lol you take french?
Beats a wetback language. powerofone;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Selkie on November 06, 2007, 03:38:03 PM
Quote from: holy dhit on November 06, 2007, 03:22:59 PM
what do you take?


Spanish taco;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: FullmetalGanon on November 06, 2007, 03:39:51 PM
Quote from: EIKLES on November 06, 2007, 03:38:03 PM
Spanish taco;


ese;
whats wrong with french?  psyduck;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Selkie on November 06, 2007, 03:42:58 PM
Quote from: holy dhit on November 06, 2007, 03:39:51 PM
ese;
whats wrong with french?  psyduck;


idk

the french are gay?  psyduck;

Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: FullmetalGanon on November 06, 2007, 03:43:40 PM
Quote from: EIKLES on November 06, 2007, 03:42:58 PM
idk

the french are gay?  psyduck;



no, only me86.  caterpie;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Placebo Headwound on November 06, 2007, 03:49:35 PM
K.

I spent all day playing Guitar Hero and moshing around the house with five other people. caterpie;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: guff on November 06, 2007, 03:50:19 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 01:58:12 PM
I also noticed today that she seemed to avoid me for some raisin...
u should make tihs a marco
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 06, 2007, 03:51:21 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 06, 2007, 03:50:19 PM
u should make tihs a marco
polo
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: The artist formally known on November 06, 2007, 04:02:42 PM
I'd lol if he weren't joking
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Tri4se on November 06, 2007, 04:04:20 PM
Quote from: EIKLES on November 06, 2007, 03:42:58 PM
idk

the french are gay?  psyduck;




If that were true the french would have died off long ago.  weewee;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Daddy on November 06, 2007, 04:58:17 PM
Quote from: reefer on November 06, 2007, 04:02:42 PM
I'd lol if he weren't joking
I would too.

He'd just disappear one day and come back 25 years later.
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Himu on November 06, 2007, 05:14:37 PM
Why did you do that? powerofone;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 06, 2007, 05:16:00 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 06, 2007, 04:58:17 PM
I would too.

He'd just disappear one day and come back 25 years later.
Nice to know you guys love me... :'(
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Daddy on November 06, 2007, 05:18:22 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 05:16:00 PM
Nice to know you guys love me... :'(
I would only be sad because that would mean we'd have to cancel our Boyage spam;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: mariofreak on November 06, 2007, 05:23:18 PM
i fully believed it until he posted it was fake
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Selkie on November 06, 2007, 05:36:20 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 06, 2007, 04:58:17 PM
I would too.

He'd just disappear one day and come back 25 years later.


nah, he'd probably spend his conjugal visits on here, instead of having sex or visiting family.
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 06, 2007, 05:38:56 PM
Quote from: miladmaaan on November 06, 2007, 05:23:18 PM
i fully believed it until he posted it was fake
I was hoping for at least one person to believe it, so now I'm happy. spam;
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Samus Aran on November 06, 2007, 05:42:03 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 05:38:56 PM
I was hoping for at least one person to believe it, so now I'm happy. spam;


and of course it's milad
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Himu on November 06, 2007, 05:48:11 PM
I found it strangely arousing to think about the guy I like gasping for breath.

lol i'm a sick fuck.
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: mariofreak on November 06, 2007, 05:54:42 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 05:38:56 PM
I was hoping for at least one person to believe it, so now I'm happy. spam;
..i was kidding. i wouldn't have been surprised if it was true though, lol
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on November 07, 2007, 04:30:31 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you lawlz?

brilliant story though.
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: V on November 07, 2007, 04:32:23 PM
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on November 06, 2007, 01:37:57 PM
Yep I stoped reading after that lie.

Ethered. lol
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Feynman on November 07, 2007, 04:33:14 PM
Cheheaifnenne sounds like an ugly native american with a deformed nose wearing a fur coat and some feathers on her head under her headband.
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Selkie on November 07, 2007, 04:34:14 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 07, 2007, 04:33:14 PM
Cheheaifnenne sounds like an ugly native american with a deformed nose wearing a fur coat and some feathers on her head under her headband.


hao did u guess
Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 07, 2007, 04:34:21 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 07, 2007, 04:33:14 PM
Cheheaifnenne sounds like an ugly native american with a deformed nose wearning a fur coat and some feathers on her head under her headband.

to me it sounds like one o those ghetto nigger names like "lashauntay"
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Title: Re: So today I killed Cheyenne
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 07, 2007, 04:35:58 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 07, 2007, 04:33:14 PM
Cheheaifnenne sounds like an ugly native american with a deformed nose wearing a fur coat and some feathers on her head under her headband.
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