With a four step process:
- Name a movie I should watch. Pick the most wretched thing possible.
- Name an "artist" and up to five of their songs I should listen to.
- Name a game I should play. If I must buy it, try to send me a link to a cheap deal on it (i.e., $5 or less, hopefully), or mail it to me. If I could easily play it for free, then okay. Name a couple, if possible, but tell me which is the absolute worst.
- Name something absolutely repulsive I should eat. No, not shit or something like that. Something I could buy from a store.
I will go for anything that won't straight up kill me or physically endanger me and feed you back the results. NOW GO AND GIVE ME YOUR WORST. weewee;
Play a Star Fox game since you hate it so much. Buy Command off of Ebay. powerofone;
Movie you should watch? Alien Dead, definitely. See if you can torrent it or something.
Just kill yourself and end the torment that is your life.
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 03, 2007, 05:18:22 PM
Play a Star Fox game since you hate it so much. Buy Command off of Ebay. powerofone;
cheap
cheap CHEAP
The first Star Fox?
Maybe. But I know there is worse out there.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 05:19:50 PM
cheap cheap CHEAP
The first Star Fox? Maybe. But I know there is worse out there.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Star-Fox-Command-Nintendo-DS_W0QQitemZ320176844713QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item320176844713
By "Artist", I guess you only want bad music. Right?
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 03, 2007, 05:20:21 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/Star-Fox-Command-Nintendo-DS_W0QQitemZ320176844713QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item320176844713
Wow, I need an eBay account. caterpie;
Quote from: JMV290 on November 03, 2007, 05:22:16 PM
By "Artist", I guess you only want bad music. Right?
My Chemical Romance bad.
Also, give me some of their worst, too. caterpie;
Wow, you guys have let me down.
I need Houdini and Guff to hurry up. :'(
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 05:33:44 PM
Wow, you guys have let me down.
I need Houdini and Guff to hurry up. :'(
I provided you with a horrible movie. Now go fucking get it.
I provided a nice cheap game. powerofone;
Four steps, pickledicks.
Movie: Borat
Artist: Billy Talent
Game: FFVII
I'd send you that shitty game if I could
Quote from: Bovice on November 03, 2007, 05:39:21 PM
Movie: Borat
Artist: Billy Talent
Game: FFVII
I'd send you that shitty game if I could
I could play through Final Fantasy VIII, but I won't subject myself to something that would kill me. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 05:38:22 PM
Four steps, pickledicks.
Movie: Alien Dead
Artist: Motley Crue
Game: Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu (NES)
Eat: A whole bowl of water chestnuts
Movie - Borat
Artist - System of a Down
Game - Boogie
Eat - Mushrooms
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 03, 2007, 05:47:30 PM
Mushrooms are good. :'(
I agree. I love mushroom soup and mushroom pizza. wub;
Quote from: WrenchNinja on November 03, 2007, 05:46:39 PM
Movie - Borat
Artist - System of a Down
Game - Boogie
Eat - Mushrooms
change Mushrooms with Anchovies gonk;
Quote from: Bovice on November 03, 2007, 05:48:31 PM
change Mushrooms with Anchovies gonk;
I love fish, so that won't affect me. spam;
Eat some non-toxic crayons. china;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 05:49:18 PM
I love fish, so that won't affect me. spam;
lol fish
Anchovies don't taste like most fish, sir.
I've never had anchovies. gonk;
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 03, 2007, 05:52:01 PM
lol fish
Anchovies don't taste like most fish, sir.
I've had anchovies on pizza before. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Movie - The Comebacks
Artist - Slipknot
Game - Balls of Fury (Wii)
Eat - Crickets
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 05:52:45 PM
I've had anchovies on pizza before. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
So you enjoy giant pieces of salt that are shaped like fish? gonk;
50 cent - anything fukken
- Manos : Hands of Fate
- Fall Out Boy ; anything by them
- Extreme Paintbrawl (1,2, or 4; they all equally suck)
- Tofu
Movie: Teen Titans:Trouble in Tokyo
Artist: Pink
Game: Mario Party 8(Wii)
Food: Scallop Potatoes. ugly;
Quote from: Sorbet on November 03, 2007, 06:18:09 PM
Movie: Teen Titans:Trouble in Tokyo
Artist: Pink
Game: Mario Party 8(Wii)
Food: Scallop Potatoes. ugly;
Scallop Potatoes are good faggot
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 03, 2007, 06:28:55 PM
Scallop Potatoes are good faggot
srsly
I think I'm going to tell my mom to make herself useful and whip up a box right now. powerofone;
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 03, 2007, 06:28:55 PM
Scallop Potatoes are good faggot
Not how my mom makes them. :'(
play superman 64.
Play Final Fantasy X since you dislike Final Fantasy games so much.
I also could send it to you for like ~$15...
Quote from: ME86 on November 03, 2007, 07:01:08 PM
Play Final Fantasy X since you dislike Final Fantasy games so much.
I also could send it to you for like ~$15...
I have FFX. It's not horrible like the rest of the series, but a passable modern RPG.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 07:03:59 PM
I have FFX. It's not horrible like the rest of the series, but a passable modern RPG.
Really...? Maybe I really should start a new game and try to play it again.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 07:03:59 PM
I have FFX. It's not horrible like the rest of the series, but a passable modern RPG.
okay whats a good RPG then smarty pants
and i already know earthbound/mother 3, besides that
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 03, 2007, 07:07:39 PM
okay whats a good RPG then smarty pants
and i already know earthbound/mother 3, besides that
Super Mario RPG. powerofone;
Examples of RPGs that have perfected sucking: Final Fantasy series, Contact.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 07:08:38 PM
Super Mario RPG. powerofone;
Examples of RPGs that have perfected sucking: Final Fantasy series, Contact.
I LOVE SUPER MARIO RPG. gonk;
Quote from: Sorbet on November 03, 2007, 07:09:53 PM
I LOVE SUPER MARIO RPG. gonk;
Same here. I got it as a gift right after it came out. Still have it, still love it. wub;
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 03, 2007, 07:27:58 PM
Same here. I got it as a gift right after it came out. Still have it, still love it. wub;
I dont have it, but my best friend does. Sadly we dont keep in touch anymore....
I'M COMING TO MINNESOTA. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 07:08:38 PM
Super Mario RPG. powerofone;
Examples of RPGs that have perfected sucking: Final Fantasy series, Contact.
Super Mario RPG fucking sucked.
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 03, 2007, 07:44:02 PM
Super Mario RPG fucking sucked.
How did it suck? It took what was good about the FF series, made it simpler, and made it suitable for a Mario game.
psyduck;
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 03, 2007, 07:44:46 PM
How did it suck? It took what was good about the FF series, made it simpler, and made it suitable for a Mario game.
psyduck;
More importantly, it's Square's only good RPG.
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 03, 2007, 07:44:46 PM
How did it suck? It took what was good about the FF series, made it simpler, and made it suitable for a Mario game.
psyduck;
it still fucking sucked. i found it boring and repetitive and didn't want to play it for more than 10 minutes
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 07:45:53 PM
More importantly, it's Square's only good RPG.
chrono trigger
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 03, 2007, 07:44:46 PM
How did it suck? It took what was good about the FF series, made it simpler, and made it suitable for a Mario game.
psyduck;
And unlike FF it didnt unleash an ass load of characters that I didnt know anything about.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 07:49:48 PM
sucks almost as much as ff8
FF9
Vagrant Story
Front Mission
also Trigger was better than Earthbound dipshit.
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 03, 2007, 07:51:50 PM
also Trigger was better than Earthbound dipshit.
"I started a joke..." spam;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 07:53:20 PM
"I started a joke..." spam;
"Hi i'm Lawlz and Gamecube > PS2.... also I have a Saturn and its pretty good."
You know what, I love you Lawlz and I hate fighting with you about video games cry;
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 03, 2007, 07:49:17 PM
it still fucking sucked. i found it boring and repetitive and didn't want to play it for more than 10 minutes
All of Square's RPGs are repetitive. psyduck;
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 03, 2007, 07:54:27 PM
"Hi i'm Lawlz and Gamecube > PS2.... also I have a Saturn and its pretty good."
You know what, I love you Lawlz and I hate fighting with you about video games cry;
From 2001-early 2005, the GC was nothing but amazing titles. Can't blame it for beating the PS2 in game quality, and it's not the Xbox's fault for just flatout sucking. caterpie;
Also, the more I play my Saturn, the more I love my darling. It's certainly above my PSP, PS2, SMS, Atari 2600, N64, and TG16. I need more games until I can call it godly, but the Saturn is certainly a damn fine system. mango
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 07:58:51 PM
From 2001-early 2005, the GC was nothing but amazing titles. Can't blame it for beating the PS2 in game quality, and it's not the Xbox's fault for just flatout sucking. caterpie;
Also, the more I play my Saturn, the more I love my darling. It's certainly above my PSP, PS2, SMS, Atari 2600, N64, and TG16. I need more games until I can call it godly, but the Saturn is certainly a damn fine system. mango
Lawlz I love you so therefore will not retaliate. wub;
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 03, 2007, 08:00:40 PM
Lawlz I love you so therefore will not retaliate. wub;
IT'S BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE SATURN IS A GREAT SYSTEM, THOUGH JUST HIGHLY UNDERRATED. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 08:01:19 PM
IT'S BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE SATURN IS A GREAT SYSTEM, THOUGH JUST HIGHLY UNDERRATED. powerofone;
oh boy, thanks for the laugh wub;
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 03, 2007, 08:07:02 PM
oh boy, thanks for the laugh wub;
if you even consider the ps1 or n64 anything better than complete shit, then i don't like you anymoar :'(
The Saturn completely whoops the PS1 and N64 for both shmup and 2D fans. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 08:08:39 PM
if you even consider the ps1 or n64 anything better than complete shit, then i don't like you anymoar :'(
The Saturn completely whoops the PS1 and N64 for both shmup and 2D fans. powerofone;
PS1>N64>Saturn
lolwut
Quote from: Jester on November 03, 2007, 05:19:26 PM
Just kill yourself and end the torment that is your life.
This guy has the right idea. Do that one, Lawlz.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 08:18:57 PM
HAHA
Oh wow. spam;
GREAT EXCLUSIVE PS1 GAMES THAT I CAN NAME OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD:
FFIX
FFVII ( Don't care what you say faggot, it was better than SMRPG at least)
Vagrant Story
Super Puzzle Fighter turbo whatevertheshit
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Parasite Eve 1 & 2
Metal Gear Solid
Chrono Cross
Resident Evil
Silent Hill
Gran Turismo 1 & 2
Dino Crisis 1 & 2
GREAT EXCLUSIVE N64 GAMES THAT I CAN NAME OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD:
Super Mario 64
Star Fox 64
Zelda OoT
Zelda MM
Mischief Makers (don't give a shit what you say, Treasure bitch :| )
Sin and Punishment (Treasure bitch :| )
Banjo Kazooie
Conker's Bad Fur Day
GREAT EXCLUSIVE SATURN GAMES THAT I CAN NAME OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD:
NiGHTS
Those 3 Panzer Dragoon games
uhhhhh
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 03, 2007, 08:28:27 PM
GREAT EXCLUSIVE PS1 GAMES THAT I CAN NAME OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD:
FFIX
FFVII ( Don't care what you say faggot, it was better than SMRPG at least)
Vagrant Story
Super Puzzle Fighter turbo whatevertheshit
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Parasite Eve 1 & 2
Metal Gear Solid
Chrono Cross
Resident Evil
Silent Hill
Gran Turismo 1 & 2
Dino Crisis 1 & 2
GREAT EXCLUSIVE N64 GAMES THAT I CAN NAME OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD:
Super Mario 64
Star Fox 64
Zelda OoT
Zelda MM
Mischief Makers (don't give a shit what you say, Treasure bitch :| )
Sin and Punishment (Treasure bitch :| )
Banjo Kazooie
Conker's Bad Fur Day
GREAT EXCLUSIVE SATURN GAMES THAT I CAN NAME OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD:
NiGHTS
Those 3 Panzer Dragoon games
uhhhhh
castlevania symphony of the night had a superior saturn release dickleshit psyduck;
as did super puzzle fighter
resident evil is also on saturn but i don't know how one stands against the other or care because the series as a whole sucks
ff sucks
Gran Turismo is the most boring racing series ever.
as stated saturn is mostly for shmup and 2d fans
oh sorry i forgot because no one had a saturn so no one remembered powerofone;
Hey guys, let's argue over things that are dictated by personal taste and try to pass our opinions off as facts.
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 03, 2007, 09:07:52 PM
Hey guys, let's argue over things that are dictated by personal taste and try to pass our opinions off as facts.
your mom is hotter than mine
Food: Peanut butter
Quote from: Bovice on November 03, 2007, 09:09:41 PM
your mom is hotter than mine
Food: Peanut butter
Anyone who prefers chunky over smooth peanut butter is retarded and therefore I must consistently bash them and mention the inferiority of chunky peanut butter every chance I get
retarded
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 03, 2007, 09:13:10 PM
Anyone who prefers chunky over smooth peanut butter is retarded and therefore I must consistently bash them and mention the inferiority of chunky peanut butter every chance I get
retarded
um except the difference here is me and lawlz with have a make-up three way with zayna
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 03, 2007, 09:35:53 PM
um except the difference here is me and lawlz with have a make-up three way with zayna
okay
doesn't change anything
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 07:08:38 PM
Super Mario RPG. powerofone;
Examples of RPGs that have perfected sucking: Final Fantasy series, Contact.
you suck lawlz :'(
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 07:49:48 PM
sucks almost as much as ff8
Die a fiery painful death.
FF8 is one of the best games ever, and Chrono Trigger is awesome. You deserve to be subjected to the torture of 50 Cent: Bulletproof.
Quote from: Genius on November 03, 2007, 11:35:27 PM
Die a fiery painful death.
FF8 is one of the best games ever, and Chrono Trigger is awesome. You deserve to be subjected to the torture of 50 Cent: Bulletproof.
I wholeheartedly agree with Genius. FF8 is honestly my favorite game of all time, hands down.
Quote from: Genius on November 03, 2007, 11:35:27 PM
Die a fiery painful death.
FF8 is one of the best games ever, and Chrono Trigger is awesome. You deserve to be subjected to the torture of 50 Cent: Bulletproof.
You enjoy shit games, then. powerofone;
Quote from: V on November 03, 2007, 11:37:26 PM
I wholeheartedly agree with Genius. FF8 is honestly my favorite game of all time, hands down.
LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED SOME BETTER GAMES. spam;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 11:38:52 PM
You enjoy shit games, then. powerofone;
This coming from someone who actually enjoys Earthbound. psyduck;
Guys I hate 8 but love 9 wut do i win
Hey guys let's argue about something dictated by personal taste and try to pass our opinions off as facts...again.
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 03, 2007, 11:45:40 PM
Hey guys let's argue about something dictated by personal taste and try to pass our opinions off as facts...again.
I'm not trying to pass off my opinion as fact. edumacate;
Quote from: V on November 03, 2007, 11:46:40 PM
I'm not trying to pass off my opinion as fact. edumacate;
i am
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 03, 2007, 11:45:40 PM
Hey guys let's argue about something dictated by personal taste and try to pass our opinions off as facts...again.
I already considered that, but as long as Lawlz is gonna do it, so am I. psyduck;
Play DDR.
Well, how much you suffer depends on how long you play....
Go watch the movie "Highschool Musical" try not to kill yourself while watching, go play that game "Bomberman" any of them is fine, and go eat a chocolate cupcake dipped in maranara(sp?) sauce.
Quote from: Blaj48 on November 03, 2007, 11:55:53 PM
Go watch the movie "Highschool Musical" try not to kill yourself while watching, go play that game "Bomberman" any of them is fine, and go eat a chocolate cupcake dipped in maranara(sp?) sauce.
Bomberman games? They're really not all that bad. psyduck;
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 04, 2007, 12:08:13 AM
Bomberman games? They're really not all that bad. psyduck;
The NES ones, kind of, but the rest are pretty good. The Super Bomberman games are great with friends.
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 03, 2007, 11:43:55 PM
Guys I hate 8 but love 9 wut do i win
Me too FF8 and its junctioning is a pile of retarded shit.
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on November 03, 2007, 11:54:49 PM
Play DDR.
Well, how much you suffer depends on how long you play....
DDR is fun.
Quote from: Blaj48 on November 04, 2007, 09:39:41 AM
DDR is fun.
Harder songs are more Torture than fun.
Well, anything over an 8 is more or less torture.
(Movies)Durango Kids or Arizona Summer Vacation
(Games)Enter the Matrix(GCN, XB, PS2), Ruff Trigger(PS2), Hannah Montana(Wii), Elf Bowling(DS), Superman 64(N64), Daikatana(PC, N64), Bomberman: Act Zero(360)
Quote from: Hiro on November 04, 2007, 11:03:17 AM
Enter the Matrix(GCN, XB, PS2)
Enter the Matrix wasn't that bad.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 04, 2007, 12:09:22 AM
The NES ones, kind of, but the rest are pretty good. The Super Bomberman games are great with friends.
Yeah, the NES ones admittedly get boring after a while and don't have much replay value whatsoever. But oh god, my friends and I used to play Super Bomberman 2 pretty much religiously. So much fun.
Quote from: Houdini on November 04, 2007, 11:04:41 AM
Enter the Matrix wasn't that bad.
It was pretty sucky.
Quote from: Hiro on November 04, 2007, 11:18:00 AM
Yeah, it was bad.
Compared to what? If I was to compare it to say...Thomas the Tank Engine (SNES), I'd say it's probably pretty good.
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 04, 2007, 11:20:10 AM
Compared to what? If I was to compare it to say...Thomas the Tank Engine (SNES), I'd say it's probably pretty good.
Ooh, Wheel of Fortune on SNES was pretty sweet too.
Quote from: Hiro on November 04, 2007, 11:18:00 AM
Yeah, it was bad.
RABBIT SEASON
DUCK SEASON
RABBIT SEASON
DUCK SEASON
Quote from: Houdini on November 04, 2007, 11:22:04 AM
RABBIT SEASON
DUCK SEASON
RABBIT SEASON
DUCK SEASON
DUCK SEASON
Movie: Be Cool
Artist: Cannibal Corpse or Dying Fetus
Food: Caramel Oreos or Salt and Vinegar Chips
Quote from: EIKLES on November 04, 2007, 12:05:35 PM
Movie: Be Cool
Artist: Cannibal Corpse or Dying Fetus
Food: Caramel Oreos or Salt and Vinegar Chips
Salt and vinegar chips are delicious. spam;
But the others?
... smithicide;
Movie: Epic Movie
Artist: D4L
Food: Oreo Dessert Pizza
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0346525/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0267455/
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 05:19:50 PM
cheap cheap CHEAP
The first Star Fox? Maybe. But I know there is worse out there.
First Star Fox kick ass, then they all went downhill from there
First Star Fox was more of a tech demo
Movie: Mona Lisa Smile
Music: Little Romeo
Game: Super Mario Strikers
Food: Bell Peppers stuffed with horseradish
Quote from: reefer on November 04, 2007, 02:21:15 PM
First Star Fox kick ass, then they all went downhill from there
First Star Fox was more of a tech demo
You guys should try the unreleased Star Fox 2. It's orgasmic. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 04, 2007, 12:09:03 PM
Salt and vinegar chips are delicious. spam;
Oh god, yes. I want some right now.
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 04, 2007, 05:16:53 PM
Oh god, yes. I want some right now.
I'm eating some right now spam;
The content inside this thread describes boyah perfectly. Shit.
Quote from: steal on November 04, 2007, 11:22:50 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/Leprechaun_Back_2_tha_Hood.jpg)
I've seen the first 3. caterpie;
Quote from: Precursor on November 04, 2007, 11:57:02 PM
The content inside this thread describes boyah perfectly. Shit.
Leave then, dumbass. psyduck;
Quote from: steal on November 04, 2007, 11:22:50 PM
thumbup;
Well, I guess Steal wins. I just need to find some penis somewhere. caterpie;
State of Emergency, the worst game ever.
And it actually plays a lot like Dead Rising too. Both games suck