Poll
Question:
Fap
Option 1: start off slow speed up gradually
votes: 7
Option 2: Start off quickly and slow down for the climax
votes: 6
Option 3: Quickly
votes: 4
Option 4: Nice and slow
votes: 2
Option 5: Religion, blah, blah
votes: 3
Fap, we all do it but how do you do it flower;
I don't, just to prove to myself that I have self control. powerofone;
im usually rushed, so as fast as i can do it. flashfap;
without lotion. my penis likes it rough. mango
um i have no penis so i'll talk about shlicking:
ew i'm not sticking my finger in there
**ZGDK voice** I don't masturbation, it causes me mental anguish. :'( burned;
Religious stuff blah blah blah
i voted religion for no reason ness;
is that really you kono
I use my feet, not my hands.
i stick my finger in there slowly at first then i get my "back massager" and shove it up myself which eventually makes me cum
it feels incredible
Quote from: Kayla on October 28, 2007, 10:22:36 AM
i stick my finger in there slowly at first then i get my "back massager" and shove it up myself which eventually makes me cum
it feels incredible
HA HA.
Oh wow.
Quote from: Lawlz on October 28, 2007, 10:24:27 AM
HA HA.
Oh wow.
what? is it so weird for a girl to masturbate?
Quote from: Kayla on October 28, 2007, 10:25:49 AM
what? is it so weird for a girl to masturbate?
No, the way you described it was a bit silly though. Plus, we don't generally hear these sorts of things from girls here...especially not new ones.
Anyway, uh, regarding the thread subject...I sort of alternate speeds. I almost always stop right before the end and then wait a bit before starting again. Makes the end result generally more powerful.
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 28, 2007, 10:33:12 AM
Anyway, uh, regarding the thread subject...I sort of alternate speeds. I almost always stop right before the end and then wait a bit before starting again. Makes the end result generally more powerful.
i do that too lol
Quote from: Kayla on October 28, 2007, 10:22:36 AM
i stick my finger in there slowly at first then i get my "back massager" and shove it up myself which eventually makes me cum
it feels incredible
o god.
brb fap;
Quote from: ME86 on October 28, 2007, 10:49:22 AM
Describe your fap; so I can shlick;
FUCK
i cant get some privacy. gonk;
ewww i just do it. psyduck;
I don't pay attention to it.
It depends.
After about 25 minutes my forearms starts to get tired though.
What is this, like the fifth poll this month that involves masturbation.
Quote from: Precursor on October 28, 2007, 11:46:44 AM
What is this, like the fifth poll this month that involves masturbation.
??????
????
DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING QUESTION MARK?
USE IT.
God damn.
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 28, 2007, 11:50:21 AM
??????
????
DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING QUESTION MARK?
USE IT.
God damn.
Fuck off?
I only masturbate(my parents always use this term) when I have trouble sleeping.
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 03:36:13 PM
I only masturbate(my parents always use this term) when I have trouble sleeping.
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how does it help?
Quote from: SuperGirl:3 on October 28, 2007, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 03:36:13 PM
I only masturbate(my parents always use this term) when I have trouble sleeping.
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how does it help?
It makes me more relaxed for some reason.
Where is the romantic choice?
Quote from: Classic on October 28, 2007, 03:38:05 PM
Where is the romantic choice?
You fap romantically
huh
Quote from: Kayla on October 28, 2007, 10:22:36 AM
i stick my finger in there slowly at first then i get my "back massager" and shove it up myself which eventually makes me cum
it feels incredible
whoa whoa whoa
Pics? flashfap;
Quote from: Classic on October 28, 2007, 03:41:50 PM
Imagine Soft-Core porn.
I'm not understanding how "romantic" is describing how you fap
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 28, 2007, 03:41:03 PM
whoa whoa whoa
Pics? flashfap;
not yet. :(
but dont rush her.
Quote from: Jet Black Wii on October 28, 2007, 03:47:16 PM
I'm not understanding how "romantic" is describing how you fap
He lights some candles and strokes it with duck sauce.
Quote from: Lawlz on October 28, 2007, 03:54:50 PM
He lights some candles and strokes it with duck sauce.
Classic is asian?
Quote from: NotSid on October 28, 2007, 03:56:22 PM
Classic is asian?
oh god i cant describe what an idiot you are
Quote from: SuperGirl:3 on October 28, 2007, 04:58:22 PM
y do u want
so i can say dat i has somethin dat u dont. magician; even though im not interested.
Quote from: ME86 on October 28, 2007, 05:00:44 PM
so i can say dat i has somethin dat u dont. magician; even though im not interested.
u would share rite
with me? <3
Quote from: SuperGirl:3 on October 28, 2007, 05:01:26 PM
u would share rite
with me? <3
after i had 5 mins of gloating, yes;. also every1 wulld c 'em.
Quote from: Kayla on October 28, 2007, 05:18:35 PM
of course. <3
j/k
'j/k' isn't a fucking word, therefore you have agreed with Lawlz and you will be sending him pictures of you in five minutes. :|
i totally imagined wario as kayla masturbating lol
Quote from: ME86 on October 28, 2007, 05:28:28 PM
'j/k' isn't a fucking word, therefore you have agreed with Lawlz and you will be sending him pictures of you in five minutes. :|
it means just kidding you dumbass
Quote from: Kayla on October 28, 2007, 05:30:33 PM
it means just kidding you dumbass
He knows. He's just kidding.
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 28, 2007, 05:31:01 PM
He knows. He's just kidding.
Yes.
Also Kayla, it might be a good suggestion to lurk moar so it'll be easier for you to pick up on our sarcasm.
Quote from: steal on October 28, 2007, 05:32:30 PM
The very thought of Wario shoving a back massager in his vagina makes me wet.
me too i might have to start masturbating now
Quote from: steal on October 28, 2007, 05:44:34 PM
lets masturbate together
ok
do you stick it in my pooper now
my vagina broke
Quote from: prjuni on October 28, 2007, 06:03:41 PM
Mind if I break it again?
ok but it's vomiting blood all over the place
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on October 28, 2007, 06:07:39 PM
ok but it's vomiting blood all over the place
**Cannot get mental image out of mind.** myface;
Quote from: ME86 on October 28, 2007, 06:10:44 PM
**Cannot get mental image out of mind.** myface;
it looks like steal's icon except it won't close and it's all bloody
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on October 28, 2007, 06:12:18 PM
it looks like steal's icon except it won't close and it's all bloody
AWESOME
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on October 28, 2007, 06:12:18 PM
it looks like steal's icon except it won't close and it's all bloody
Which reminds me, bush is fucking up.
WELL I THINK WE'VE ALL LEARNED A LOT ABOUT EACHOTHER'S REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS TODAY AWESOME
Which user is it again that faps so fast he bleeds?
Geno.
Quote from: Lawlz on October 28, 2007, 06:22:22 PM
Geno.
I told Chelsea about that over the phone, and she laughed...a lot. caterpie;
Actually, I've told her a lot about things regarding Boyah that she hasn't already seen herself. Maybe I should stop doing that.
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 28, 2007, 06:24:34 PM
I told Chelsea about that over the phone, and she laughed...a lot. caterpie;
Actually, I've told her a lot about things regarding Boyah that she hasn't already seen herself. Maybe I should stop doing that.
ever mention me
Quote from: Precursor on October 28, 2007, 06:25:19 PM
ever mention me
No, I don't think so. I did mention our use of the dipshit rank though. Does that count?
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 28, 2007, 06:26:54 PM
No, I don't think so. I did mention our use of the dipshit rank though. Does that count?
Eh, close enough.
I have a penis.
I like MissPyrate. caterpie;
i like hime wub;
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on October 28, 2007, 07:05:03 PM
i like hime wub;
wub;
I think I saw you on Nsider once, but you probably wont remember me. Celestial_Star.
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:07:08 PM
wub;
I think I saw you on Nsider once, but you probably wont remember me. Celestial_Star.
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on October 28, 2007, 07:05:03 PM
i like hime wub;
HAHA you were both molested by gurgleguy
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:07:08 PM
wub;
I think I saw you on Nsider once, but you probably wont remember me. Celestial_Star.
Uh, the name rings a bell.
stfu prunes
Quote from: prjuni on October 28, 2007, 07:08:04 PM
HAHA you were both molested by gurgleguy
Too bad I'm older than him. powerofone;
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on October 28, 2007, 07:09:06 PM
Uh, the name rings a bell.
stfu prunes
It was in one of those night spam threads. Oh ya we pretended to be lesbians. powerofone;
But we dont have to pretend anymore. wub;
everyone's older than gurgleguy
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:10:12 PM
It was in one of those night spam threads. Oh ya we pretended to be lesbians. powerofone;
But we dont have to pretend anymore. wub;
I remember that. powerofone;
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:10:12 PM
It was in one of those night spam threads. Oh ya we pretended to be lesbians. powerofone;
But we dont have to pretend anymore. wub;
Kay dont mind the camera. *flims*
Quote from: prjuni on October 28, 2007, 07:08:04 PM
HAHA you were both molested by gurgleguy
He creeps me out.... Greeksrule is starting to scare me though.... hmm;
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:10:12 PM
It was in one of those night spam threads. Oh ya we pretended to be lesbians. powerofone;
Sort of remember now...
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:10:12 PM
But we dont have to pretend anymore. wub;
ew
Quote from: prjuni on October 28, 2007, 07:12:29 PM
Kay dont mind the camera. *flims*
yo mexican go back to english class :| : |:| : |: |: |: |: |: |
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on October 28, 2007, 07:13:15 PM
Sort of remember now...
ew
I'm just joking. :'(
What did Gurgleguy do to you? powerofone;
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:14:06 PM
I'm just joking. :'(
What did Gurgleguy do to you? powerofone;
Stalked me, PMed me constantly, harassed me and Tectron. flower;
Quote from: ME86 on October 28, 2007, 07:12:42 PM
He creeps me out.... Greeksrule is starting to scare me though.... hmm;
He seems to be another wannabe player from the pics he posted
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on October 28, 2007, 07:15:17 PM
Stalked me, PMed me constantly, harassed me and Tectron. flower;
Same. He kept talking about how girls act like sluts, and that I shouldnt act like one either. caterpie;
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 28, 2007, 07:13:58 PM
yo mexican go back to english class :| : |:| : |: |: |: |: |: |
I'm reading the crucible in english class magician;
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:16:01 PM
Same. He kept talking about how girls act like sluts, and that I shouldnt act like one either. caterpie;
Hey i was molested by him too, when I used missy203's account :(
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on October 28, 2007, 07:15:17 PM
Stalked me, PMed me constantly, harassed me and Tectron. flower;
Remember when he got mad because of that sig addon? caterpie;
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 28, 2007, 07:17:32 PM
Remember when he got mad because of that sig addon? caterpie;
yeyah
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x14/MissPyrate/dewdishawt-1.png)
Quote from: prjuni on October 28, 2007, 07:15:32 PM
He seems to be another wannabe player from the pics he posted
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[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/ME868/untitled-25.png[/img][/spoiler]
myface;
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on October 28, 2007, 07:20:56 PM
yeyah
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x14/MissPyrate/dewdishawt-1.png)
Why did you call him hot? psyduck;
Quote from: ME86 on October 28, 2007, 07:21:56 PM
[spoiler]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/ME868/untitled-25.png[/img][/spoiler]
myface;
You're going to be raped
Quote from: prjuni on October 28, 2007, 07:23:30 PM
Why did you call him hot? psyduck;
He was a her back then. caterpie;
Quote from: prjuni on October 28, 2007, 07:23:30 PM
Why did you call him hot? psyduck;
because he is :|
Quote from: ME86 on October 28, 2007, 07:21:56 PM
[spoiler]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/ME868/untitled-25.png[/img][/spoiler]
myface;
GTFO.....you say yes? yes;
Quote from: prjuni on October 28, 2007, 07:23:30 PM
Why did you call him hot? psyduck;
you wanna take this outside? :|
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 28, 2007, 07:25:59 PM
you wanna take this outside? :|
nope, since when am i black? psyduck;
Quote from: prjuni on October 28, 2007, 07:24:41 PM
GTFO.....you say yes? yes;
After I corrected him on a few things. :'(
lol
lol
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 28, 2007, 10:33:12 AM
Anyway, uh, regarding the thread subject...I sort of alternate speeds. I almost always stop right before the end and then wait a bit before starting again. Makes the end result generally more powerful.
i do that, also.
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on October 28, 2007, 07:05:03 PM
i like hime wub;
Me too wub;
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 03:36:13 PM
I only masturbate(my parents always use this term) when I have trouble sleeping.
Same for me, actually. I get more relaxed after it and fall asleep easily afterwards. For the speed, I uh... do it slow.
Oh, uh... sorry about bump >_> (atleast I didn't reply with "asdfasdfasdf" or whatever psyduck;)
Quote from: bluaki on November 07, 2007, 06:13:15 PM
Me too wub;Same for me, actually. I get more relaxed after it and fall asleep easily afterwards. For the speed, I uh... do it slow.
Oh, uh... sorry about bump >_> (atleast I didn't reply with "asdfasdfasdf" or whatever psyduck;)
Aww...thank you all for your support. wub;
fast at first then incredibly slow at the end.
When you go slow it lasts longer, and just is better.
I don't really fap anymore. Only on occasion.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on November 07, 2007, 06:18:37 PM
I don't really fap anymore. Only on occasion.
Yeah, I don't think about it much either. Sometimes something will "pop up," and I'll just think "might as well." caterpie;
I'm not really like "OH GOD, IT'S TUESDAY NIGHT. I BETTER HURRY UP AND RUB ONE OUT."
Quote from: Lawlz on November 07, 2007, 06:21:54 PM
Yeah, I don't think about it much either. Sometimes something will "pop up," and I'll just think "might as well." caterpie;
I'm not really like "OH GOD, IT'S TUESDAY NIGHT. I BETTER HURRY UP AND RUB ONE OUT."
WHAT? IT'S TUESDAY? O SHI-
Quote from: Lawlz on November 07, 2007, 06:21:54 PM
Yeah, I don't think about it much either. Sometimes something will "pop up," and I'll just think "might as well." caterpie;
I'm not really like "OH GOD, IT'S TUESDAY NIGHT. I BETTER HURRY UP AND RUB ONE OUT."
Whenever I get a "rise" in spirit, I just think of will power and how I will not give in.
However, there is the time that it seems like nothing better to do. powerofone;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 07, 2007, 06:33:50 PM
Because he has ragin hormones
as do you and i
But she already told me she'd never post her pic anwhere on the internet. :'(
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 07, 2007, 06:34:54 PM
as do you and i
But she already told me she'd never post her pic anwhere on the internet. :'(
Yup navi;
Actually, I might once I'm done what whatever strange phase I'm in for my appearance. It'll be like a year or so before that though. As for pics of my breasts, I'm no camwhore psyduck;
Quote from: bluaki on November 07, 2007, 07:18:33 PM
As for pics of my breast, I'm no camwhore psyduck;
Well if you only have one, I wouldn't want to see anyway.
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 07, 2007, 07:45:44 PM
Well if you only have one, I wouldn't want to see anyway.
I consider the whole upper-torso area the breast psyduck;
There's two >_>
I'm not keen on masturbating. I usually use a mouth to stimulate my penis. My girls' mouth. yes;
Quote from: bluaki on November 07, 2007, 07:50:41 PM
I consider the whole upper-torso area the breast psyduck;
There's two >_>
Confirm this for me, because I don't believe it. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 08, 2007, 04:09:55 AM
Confirm this for me, because I don't believe it. caterpie;
Okay, lemme find a list of all 14-year-old girls in the U.S. that have only one boob and show that I'm not on the list. Oh wait, there isn't any. psyduck;