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Title: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: ncba93ivyase on October 21, 2007, 07:04:36 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/The_eternal_night_cover_wii.jpg/425px-The_eternal_night_cover_wii.jpg)

OH GOD, SUCH A retarded LOOKING LITTLE GOD DAMN THING WITH SUCH A GENERIC POSE WITH THE MOST CLICH?D TITLE POSSIBLE.

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/21/live_dragon_wideweb__470x372,0.jpg)

OH GOD, KILL THIS SAD SACK OF SHIT AND ITS GODAWFUL GAMES

(http://www.mtv.com/games/video_games/images/promoimages/d/dime/cute_cuddly_deadly/spyro_a_heros_tale.jpg)

So retarded looking, Jesus.

(http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/towcripcyg.jpg)

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2007/07/spyroagain.jpg)

Oh god, it's unbearable.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/82/Jakanddaxterbox.jpg/425px-Jakanddaxterbox.jpg)

These dumbshits are just as ugly. God damn, it seems the dumbest looking characters ever, including shit like Crash and every Kingdom Hearts character, all spawn from Sony systems. smithicide;

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fe/Shadow_rivals.png/480px-Shadow_rivals.png)

Well, that's an exception. :'(

WHAT BASTARDS DO YOU JUST HATE LOOKING AT?
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: YPrrrr on October 21, 2007, 07:11:48 AM
(http://www.teamartail.com/sonicx/26/images/113supersonic.jpg)


BEHOLD MY POWAH. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT I LOOK LIKE A DBZ FAGGOT
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: ncba93ivyase on October 21, 2007, 07:12:35 AM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 21, 2007, 07:11:48 AM



BEHOLD MY POWAH. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT I LOOK LIKE A DBZ FAGGOT
SUPER SONIC WAS COOL IN SONIC 3. :'(
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: NOA_Haunted on October 21, 2007, 09:01:14 AM
I love Spyro games.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Title27GT on October 21, 2007, 11:38:53 AM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 21, 2007, 09:01:14 AM
I love Spyro games.
WELL THAT EXPLAINS A LOT
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 11:49:25 AM
Thank god they actually fixed the designs once the actual Jak series started, though I hated the first Jak and Daxter with a passion. They're coming back with a rumor of Jak & Daxter: Lost Frontier so hopefully it will have a good balance of Jak elements in it and not screw up like this first one.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Samus Aran on October 21, 2007, 11:56:11 AM
Almost every character in the newer Sonic games looks retarded. It's not just Shadow.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: KonohaShinobi on October 21, 2007, 11:58:06 AM
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 21, 2007, 11:56:11 AM
Almost every character in the newer Sonic games looks retarded. It's not just Shadow.

Blaze looks alright.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Samus Aran on October 21, 2007, 11:59:45 AM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on October 21, 2007, 11:58:06 AM
Blaze looks alright.


Eh...not really, but okay.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 12:01:19 PM
Silver was a fairly decent character.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Samus Aran on October 21, 2007, 12:02:34 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 12:01:19 PM
Silver was a fairly decent character.


Wow, yet another discolored Sonic with some few other minor changes.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: YPrrrr on October 21, 2007, 12:02:59 PM
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/f/f3/Murr.PNG)


self-explanatory
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Title27GT on October 21, 2007, 12:03:15 PM
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 21, 2007, 12:02:34 PM
Wow, yet another discolored Sonic with some few other minor changes.
WHEN HE JUMPS UP AND ROLLS INTO A BALL AND FLINGS HIMSELF AT A GENERIC ROBOT ENEMY IT LOOKS SHINIER
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 12:04:16 PM
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 21, 2007, 12:02:34 PM
Wow, yet another discolored Sonic with some few other minor changes.

He was original. He had good VA for his character, he didn't have some cliche personality like most of the other Sonic characters, and he had quite a original style of combat that differed from the other characters.

Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: KonohaShinobi on October 21, 2007, 12:05:12 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 12:01:19 PM
Silver was a fairly decent character.

Better than that molded Shadow, Mephiles.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: UnagiPower on October 21, 2007, 12:06:17 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 12:04:16 PM
He was original. He had good VA for his character, he didn't have some cliche personality like most of the other Sonic characters, and he had quite a original style of combat that differed from the other characters.




Who gives a shit about the personality. :|
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 12:07:00 PM
Quote from: UnagiPower on October 21, 2007, 12:06:17 PM
Who gives a shit about the personality. :|

It seems that's all the Sonic series revolves around.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Claquesous on October 21, 2007, 12:20:38 PM
I liked the first Spyro...

(http://www.gamehotties.com/images/daisy/daisy.jpg)
(http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/donkeykong.jpg)
I hate both of them. I think MKDS made me hate them or something.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 12:22:32 PM
(http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Sonic_3_&_Knuckles_GEN_ScreenShot1.jpg)

psyduck;
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: NOA_Haunted on October 21, 2007, 12:23:59 PM
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 21, 2007, 11:56:11 AM
Almost every character in the newer Sonic games looks retarded. It's not just Shadow.
After sonic adventure the series went downhill.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Samus Aran on October 21, 2007, 12:25:32 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 12:07:00 PM
It seems that's all the Sonic series revolves around.


Which is one good reason the series is now utter shit. The games were better when they were more focused on the gameplay, not some failed attempt at character development. I wish we could go back to the day of the first couple Sonic platformers. ;-;
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 21, 2007, 12:30:36 PM
(http://www.jeuxvideo.com/articles/0000/images/64/i/iggyps0b.jpg)
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Samus Aran on October 21, 2007, 12:32:14 PM
Quote from: Bovice on October 21, 2007, 12:30:36 PM
(http://www.jeuxvideo.com/articles/0000/images/64/i/iggyps0b.jpg)


lol

Even Gex was cooler than Iggy.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 12:34:37 PM
(http://www.dan-dare.org/Dan%20Megaman/MegamanBig.jpg)
I loved the games, but the original character designs were so gay.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Samus Aran on October 21, 2007, 12:36:58 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 12:34:37 PM
(http://www.dan-dare.org/Dan%20Megaman/MegamanBig.jpg)
I loved the games, but the original character designs were so gay.


Which is why X looks so damn badass. powerofone;
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 21, 2007, 12:37:55 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 12:34:37 PM
(http://www.dan-dare.org/Dan%20Megaman/MegamanBig.jpg)
I loved the games, but the original character designs were so gay.

Not as gay as the new ones
(http://www.gamecritics.com/feature/artgallery/megamanbnet/art01.jpg)

(http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/67150/rockmanrebirth.jpg)
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 12:40:50 PM
Quote from: Bovice on October 21, 2007, 12:37:55 PM
Not as gay as the new ones
(http://www.gamecritics.com/feature/artgallery/megamanbnet/art01.jpg)

(http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/67150/rockmanrebirth.jpg)


I like the new ones, but they can take it over the top with some things.
(http://drh.img.digitalriver.com/DRHM/Storefront/Company/capcomus/images/product/screenshot/GBA_MMBN6CF_screenShotLarge1.jpg)
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Samus Aran on October 21, 2007, 12:41:42 PM
Quote from: Bovice on October 21, 2007, 12:37:55 PM
Not as gay as the new ones
(http://www.gamecritics.com/feature/artgallery/megamanbnet/art01.jpg)

(http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/67150/rockmanrebirth.jpg)



ew what the fuck

X was the best version. He takes what was good about the original design and pumps it up a bit. Plus he's got the armor that's pretty cool.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 12:42:50 PM
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 21, 2007, 12:41:42 PM
ew what the fuck

X was the best version. He takes what was good about the original design and pumps it up a bit. Plus he's got the armor that's pretty cool.

Though Legends made a perfect balance of what is the original Megaman, and gave him a nice little updated design. Legends though still remains the best at everything.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: ncba93ivyase on October 21, 2007, 12:47:49 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 12:34:37 PM

I loved the games, but the original character designs were so gay.
lolwut

Am I the only one that pretty much hates everything about the X series but loves the classic designs and everything? Jesus, I even made paintings of the classic Megaman stuffs. caterpie;
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 12:48:51 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on October 21, 2007, 12:47:49 PM
lolwut

Amd I the only one that pretty much hates everything about the X series but loves the classic designs and everything? Jesus, I even made paintings of the classic Megaman stuffs. caterpie;

gooncamp;

I hate X series too.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: YPrrrr on October 21, 2007, 12:52:00 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on October 21, 2007, 12:47:49 PM
lolwut

Amd I the only one that pretty much hates everything about the X series but loves the classic designs and everything? Jesus, I even made paintings of the classic Megaman stuffs. caterpie;
Original Megaman was scary looking gonk;
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Samus Aran on October 21, 2007, 12:54:24 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 12:48:51 PM
gooncamp;

I hate X series too.


I hate the Playstation port of X3. X5 is also pretty bad...as is X6. I haven't played X7 or X8, but I hear they suck horribly.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 21, 2007, 12:54:24 PM
I hate the Playstation port of X3. X5 is also pretty bad...as is X6. I haven't played X7 or X8, but I hear they suck horribly.

Yeah, pretty much the X series in general sucks ass.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: UnagiPower on October 21, 2007, 12:59:25 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 12:54:58 PM
Yeah, pretty much the X series in general sucks ass.


X2, X3, and X4 were good.  psyduck;

Well at least X2 and X3
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Samus Aran on October 21, 2007, 01:00:36 PM
Quote from: UnagiPower on October 21, 2007, 12:59:25 PM
X2, X3, and X4 were good.  psyduck;

Well at least X2 and X3


X4 was the only good PS one. And the original X is still my favorite out of all of them.

Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 12:54:58 PM
Yeah, pretty much the X series in general sucks ass.


how so
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: YPrrrr on October 21, 2007, 01:03:07 PM
Pac Man Jr
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 01:04:44 PM
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 21, 2007, 01:00:36 PM
X4 was the only good PS one. And the original X is still my favorite out of all of them.

how so


Being the least original Megaman, corrupting the Megaman series, highly overrated. At least my opinion.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: ncba93ivyase on October 21, 2007, 01:05:20 PM
Quote from: UnagiPower on October 21, 2007, 12:59:25 PM
X2, X3, and X4 were good.  psyduck;

Well at least X2 and X3
X2 is decent at best.

Nothing really compares to Megaman 2-4 (maybe 5) and Zero 2 and 3.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 01:06:37 PM
If I had to choose the best (and by best of course, I follow this by my bias as hell opinion) it was Megaman64(Legends), Megaman Battle Network 2, Megaman II.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Samus Aran on October 21, 2007, 01:09:17 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 01:04:44 PM
Being the least original Megaman, corrupting the Megaman series, highly overrated. At least my opinion.


I'm pretty sure X isn't to blame for the corruption that the overall series has suffered. There's no way you can blame shit like Battle Network on X. They just don't connect. It's much more complicated, though I can at least admit that the introduction of the X games brought out some more ideas for change...nothing as drastic as Battle Network though. Legends and stuff like that.

Also, the lack of originality meant that it stayed true to what the best Mega Man games were in the first place...platformers.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: UnagiPower on October 21, 2007, 01:10:33 PM
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/d5/240px-Crashbandicoot.jpg)

wawawiwa

I actually like the Crash games, though I also like almost all platformers.  navi;
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 01:14:16 PM
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 21, 2007, 01:09:17 PM
I'm pretty sure X isn't to blame for the corruption that the overall series has suffered.

Also, the lack of originality meant that it stayed true to what the best Mega Man games were in the first place...platformers.

Actually, the corruption did start with X. X was pretty much the begining of where the mindset of the fanbase went to hell, after so many redundant titles over and over again, the minds of the fans were "hey, if it isn't a side-scroller, it's not good". It also lead to a lot of ignorance towards very decent titles like Megaman Legends 1 and Megaman Battle Network 2 (the first one was a tech demo at best). Then you have the fact that the quality in the series, and low rate titles started with the X series.
Now I don't mind losing originality to stay true to the series, but after 20 games of playing the same shit, I get sick of it.
I remember the day I put Megaman X in my SNES, excited to play it, and I was like "What the heck is this? I played this 8 games ago".
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Samus Aran on October 21, 2007, 01:27:55 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 01:14:16 PM
Actually, the corruption did start with X. X was pretty much the begining of where the mindset of the fanbase went to hell, after so many redundant titles over and over again, the minds of the fans were "hey, if it isn't a side-scroller, it's not good". It also lead to a lot of ignorance towards very decent titles like Megaman Legends 1 and Megaman Battle Network 2 (the first one was a tech demo at best). Then you have the fact that the quality in the series, and low rate titles started with the X series.
Now I don't mind losing originality to stay true to the series, but after 20 games of playing the same shit, I get sick of it.
I remember the day I put Megaman X in my SNES, excited to play it, and I was like "What the heck is this? I played this 8 games ago".


You think the redundancy started with X? There were already 5 games that were almost identical to one another in the original series by the time the first X even came about.

psyduck;
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 01:28:41 PM
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 21, 2007, 01:27:55 PM
You think the redundancy started with X? There were already 5 games that were almost identical to one another in the original series by the time the first X even came about.

psyduck;

Yes but X made it worst by essentially being the same thing except updated visuals.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: UnagiPower on October 21, 2007, 01:30:07 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 01:28:41 PM
Yes but X made it worst by essentially being the same thing except updated visuals.


Well what about the games before X that was the same thing except without the updated visuals? Just because X JUST so happened to be the game you got tired of the formula doesn't mean it sucks.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Samus Aran on October 21, 2007, 01:30:55 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 01:28:41 PM
Yes but X made it worst by essentially being the same thing except updated visuals.


Complete change in music, abilities (other than the standard weapon), boss fights (finally no more ___ Man) difficulty, and just the overall presentation of the game. It was an update on many levels.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 01:32:31 PM
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 21, 2007, 01:30:55 PM
Complete change in music, abilities (other than the standard weapon), boss fights (finally no more ___ Man) difficulty, and just the overall presentation of the game. It was an update on many levels.

Of course I don't see any mention of a change in gameplay.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Samus Aran on October 21, 2007, 01:35:45 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 01:32:31 PM
Of course I don't see any mention of a change in gameplay.


Because that would've made it horrible. Mega Man was a platforming shoot-em-up. That's what it's best at being. X however did add speed to the gameplay, making quicker charged shots and dashing/climbing possible.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 01:37:16 PM
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 21, 2007, 01:35:45 PM
Because that would've made it horrible. Mega Man was a platforming shoot-em-up. That's what it's best at being. X however did add speed to the gameplay, making quicker charged shots and dashing/climbing possible.

Yes, and I suppose playing the same shit that you've played 8 games ago is awesome. Personally I think the X series would have made a great turned based RPG if presented correctly.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: UnagiPower on October 21, 2007, 01:37:45 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 01:37:16 PM
Yes, and I suppose playing the same shit that you've played 8 games ago is awesome. Personally I think the X series would have made a great turned based RPG if presented correctly.


There is an RPG on the GCN. But it sucked.  caterpie;
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 01:38:26 PM
Quote from: UnagiPower on October 21, 2007, 01:37:45 PM
There is an RPG on the GCN. But it sucked.  caterpie;

It's 3D though.  caterpie;
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Samus Aran on October 21, 2007, 01:41:52 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 01:38:26 PM
It's 3D though.  caterpie;


A lot of 2D RPGs suck even more. 2D doesn't automatically make a game good.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: JGE on October 21, 2007, 01:42:53 PM
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 21, 2007, 01:41:52 PM
A lot of 2D RPGs suck even more. 2D doesn't automatically make a game good.

But I certainly find 2D RPG's to be a hell of a lot better presented than 3D's.
Which is why I'd take a 2D Pokemon over 3D anyday.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: UnagiPower on October 21, 2007, 03:01:41 PM
Quote from: Precursor on October 21, 2007, 01:42:53 PM
But I certainly find 2D RPG's to be a hell of a lot better presented than 3D's.
Which is why I'd take a 2D Pokemon over 3D anyday.


Huh what 3D Pokemon RPG are you talking about? Diamond/Pearl is still considered 2-D.
Oh wait Colosseum, well that doesn't really count.  navi;
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Feynman on October 21, 2007, 03:31:44 PM
(http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/kingdomhearts.jpg)

Not only these idiots, but also the rest of the game's characters.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: NOA_Haunted on October 21, 2007, 03:40:12 PM
Biggest fag of them all = Master Chief
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Geno on October 21, 2007, 03:57:12 PM
Spyro was good on the Playstation 1. Then it started sucking big dragon balls.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 21, 2007, 04:33:23 PM
Big the Catwas awesome
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 21, 2007, 04:40:31 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on October 21, 2007, 03:31:44 PM
(http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/kingdomhearts.jpg)

Not only these idiots, but also the rest of the game's characters.
The only fun level was Halloween town  navi;
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Classic on October 21, 2007, 07:53:54 PM
Is it bad if I just hate Megaman in general?

And besides, the older designs were the best mainly because they were based off Astro Boy, which is just about the coolest character ever.
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: prjuni on October 21, 2007, 08:00:51 PM
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Riko-182/bubsy.jpg[/img]
[IMG]http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t301/darkonilink_2007/Gexregular.jpg[/img]
im so happy they both died
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: Houdini on October 21, 2007, 09:00:18 PM
(http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Boogerman_A_Pick_and_Flick_Adventure_GEN_ScreenShot1.jpg)
Title: Re: The most retarded game characters ever
Post by: prjuni on October 21, 2007, 09:06:36 PM
also bad frosty
[IMG]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/inmatarian/funnies/bad_mr_frosty.jpg[/img]
anyone recognize where hes from I'll give luts and shit.