It was last saturday, in this chick's van. The drama clubs from various schools were asked to do some paparazzi thing to humour the local rich people (including the president of Pepsi-Cola... I got a free 24 pack of pepsi :) ). ANywho, after it was all over, me and her talked by her van. Another guy was there, but he was just randomly talking about suicide and shit. So while he was rambling on, she comes up and starts pressing up against me. Then he walked away and we made out. She asked me if I wanted to sit down, so I was like sure. She opened up her van and we sat down, I closed the door and we made out somemore. I took her bra off and she slipped her dress down and I licked her nipples. we did this for like an hour. So me, being my bold virgin self at the time, started to take off my pants and she said she wasn't that kind of girl. So she gave me a handjob.
Afterward she took me home and we made out in my backyard somemore. We exchanged numbers and that's that. Figured I'd share that with you guys.
p.s I already drank half the pepsi.
WAT
lucky faggit smithicide;
Cool.
yay:|
Surrender the Pepsi. You get the girl. I get the Pepsi. Deal?
That's cool I guess
Give me Pepsi
I almost got handjob'd too.
Stick with her and make her into "that kind of girl." powerofone;
i saw a picture of a girl once
i think
Quote from: steal on October 16, 2007, 06:01:18 PM
i talked to a girl once
would you fucking get laid already
seriously jono
I need to fuck another 10 year old up the ass.
i lived in a town with a girl once
I heard my mom was a girl once
rock fukken epic ;)
Um, handjobs dont count everyone knows tat :|
anyway pics of the lady
guys i held a girls hand before so i think i lost virginity
Quote from: SELKIE on October 16, 2007, 06:05:05 PM
Um, handjobs dont count everyone knows tat :|
Unless she caught it in her mouth and swallowed it while singing Zipidee Do Da during a full moon
Quote from: Punta Tombo on October 16, 2007, 06:06:03 PM
guys i held a girls hand before so i think i lost virginity
lucky ;-;
Lucky you.
Quote from: Punta Tombo on October 16, 2007, 06:06:03 PM
guys i held a girls hand before so i think i lost virginity
my parents used to make me hold their hands... I feel so violated :'(
wut is dis gurl u speek of?
I hugged a girl today.
I smelled a girl today
I said hi to a girl today ^-^
I looked at a girl today.
i didnt leave my house today
:'(
Handjobs count on this forum. powerofone;
Quote from: Precious on October 16, 2007, 06:10:33 PM
Handjobs count on this forum. powerofone;
Then hardly anyone is a virgin on account of themselves
Explain in detail what the girl looks like.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 16, 2007, 06:11:56 PM
Then hardly anyone is a virgin on account of themselves
i am ^___________^
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 16, 2007, 06:12:22 PM
Explain in detail what the girl looks like.
They look sorta like a man except there's a hole where the genitals were sliced off and they have large meatsacks on their chests.
imma find her pic on myspace
$5 says she's kinda ugly
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 16, 2007, 06:18:37 PM
All my money on she's slutty j;
All my money on she's slutty and kinda ugly. j;
*can't remember her last name*
...
*asks her myspace through text message*
So how was the Pepsi?
Quote from: NotSid on October 16, 2007, 06:21:49 PM
*can't remember her last name*
...
*asks her myspace through text message*
Fag
Quote from: TheDarkChief on October 16, 2007, 06:22:23 PM
So how was the Pepsi?
It was pretty good, I would've gotten Mountain Dew, but that guy talking bout suicide got it argh;
Are you gonna post pics?
Message 15
Dont have one at this time
9:27pm 10/16/07
damnit
Quote from: NotSid on October 16, 2007, 06:44:19 PM
Message 15
Dont have one at this time
9:27pm 10/16/07
damnit
;-;
Quote from: NotSid on October 16, 2007, 06:44:19 PM
Message 15
Dont have one at this time
9:27pm 10/16/07
damnit
Does she have a camera phone?
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 16, 2007, 06:45:59 PM
Does she have a camera phone?
she's got a RAZR, you want me to ask her for her pic through a message?
Quote from: NotSid on October 16, 2007, 06:52:51 PM
she's got a RAZR, you want me to ask her for her pic through a message?
yes please
Quote from: NotSid on October 16, 2007, 06:52:51 PM
she's got a RAZR, you want me to ask her for her pic through a message?
Thats the hip thing to do now a days.
You should have said "could you be that girl for just a day?"
if she said no, you could have knocked her out and had sex with her
sent text, dunno when she will reply though.
i lost my virginity to a lamp post
Quote from: NotSid on October 16, 2007, 06:56:40 PM
sent text, dunno when she will reply though.
dont bother her too much. the more mean you are to her the more she'll want your penis in her asshole
yah so ive had this happen to me like 60 times :|
Quote from: C.Mongler on October 16, 2007, 07:01:20 PM
yah so ive had this happen to me like 60 times :|
did she swallow
Quote from: WrenchNinja on October 16, 2007, 07:01:50 PM
did she swallow
yah so ive had that happen like 900 times :|
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 06:58:16 PM
dont bother her too much. the more mean you are to her the more she'll want your penis in her asshole
that makes no sense
jono
how the hell do you not have a girlfriend
honestly
if you lived here, you'd be a fucking pimp
sheesh
oh im not a virgin yay
I lost it to a table.
ONLY LAWLZ WILL GET THIS powerofone;
Quote from: steal on October 16, 2007, 07:19:41 PM
EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET SAYS THAT
APPARENTLY I'M UGLY AND CREEPY, AND I ONLY HAVE LIKE 2 FRIENDS
k
Quote from: Precious on October 16, 2007, 07:22:28 PM
I lost it to a table.
ONLY LAWLZ WILL GET THIS powerofone;
are you trying to say you put a table in your vagina
Trevor, did you lose it to a woman or seal first?
Quote from: steal on October 16, 2007, 07:19:41 PM
EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET SAYS THAT
APPARENTLY I'M UGLY AND CREEPY, AND I ONLY HAVE LIKE 2 FRIENDS
steal, what lck said is what i've been meaning to say to you too
sadly being home studied has made it harder to show women my penis
Quote from: WrenchNinja on October 16, 2007, 07:26:30 PM
Trevor, did you lose it to a woman or seal first?
woah man
Quote from: WrenchNinja on October 16, 2007, 07:26:30 PM
Trevor, did you lose it to a woman or seal first?
i was too intoxicated to remember
it may have been a woman that looked like a seal
or the other way around
Quote from: Trevor on October 16, 2007, 07:29:10 PM
i was too intoxicated to remember
it may have been a woman that looked like a seal
or the other way around
how the fuck do you get it up when you're drunk
god damn you must me some sort of future porn star
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 07:30:28 PM
how the fuck do you get it up when you're drunk
god damn you must me some sort of future porn star
future?
Quote from: Trevor on October 16, 2007, 07:35:45 PM
future?
too chubby unless you're going for that ron jeremy look
but i'd jerk off to you
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 07:36:40 PM
too chubby unless you're going for that ron jeremy look
but i'd jerk off to you
i would too
Quote from: Trevor on October 16, 2007, 07:38:04 PM
i would too
but would you jerk off to you jerking off to you?
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 07:38:45 PM
but would you jerk off to you jerking off to you?
ew no
Quote from: Trevor on October 16, 2007, 07:29:10 PM
i was too intoxicated to remember
it may have been a woman that looked like a seal
or the other way around
Either way I'm pretty sure my Norweigan aunt beat your lover to death to sell its fur v;
Quote from: Princess Hime on October 16, 2007, 07:22:28 PM
I lost it to a table.
ONLY LAWLZ WILL GET THIS powerofone;
I THINK YOU SHOULD TALK TO ME SOME MORE
Quote from: Princess Hime on October 16, 2007, 07:22:28 PM
I lost it to a table.
ONLY LAWLZ WILL GET THIS powerofone;
tectron gets it too lol
i remember wat u sed in the chat thread or w/e
i find this hard to believe.
Why the poop is this still up? argh;
This was postred today and has 7 pages? >.>;
Hey guys, I stroked a girl's knee today. yes;
And I alos stroked a different one's elbow. yes; yes;
Quote from: Blaj48 on October 16, 2007, 07:13:55 PM
that makes no sense
And yet it's soooo true, not a clue why.
Quote from: Pink Knip on October 17, 2007, 12:43:05 PM
This was postred today and has 7 pages? >.>;
Hey guys, I stroked a girl's knee today. yes;
And I alos stroked a different one's elbow. yes; yes;
More like last night at twelve, but WHATEVA!
And I'm supposed to believe this? Also she sounds like a whore.
I got threats from a girl today. yes;
god damn
i want pepsi cry;