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Title: Also I lost my virginitiy...if handjobs count.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 16, 2007, 05:54:48 PM
It was last saturday, in this chick's van. The drama clubs from various schools were asked to do some paparazzi thing to humour the local rich people (including the president of Pepsi-Cola... I got a free 24 pack of pepsi :) ). ANywho, after it was all over, me and her talked by her van. Another guy was there, but he was just randomly talking about suicide and shit. So while he was rambling on, she comes up and starts pressing up against me. Then he walked away and we made out. She asked me if I wanted to sit down, so I was like sure. She opened up her van and we sat down, I closed the door and we made out somemore. I took her bra off and she slipped her dress down and I licked her nipples. we did this for like an hour. So me, being my bold virgin self at the time, started to take off my pants and she said she wasn't that kind of girl. So she gave me a handjob.

Afterward she took me home and we made out in my backyard somemore. We exchanged numbers and that's that. Figured I'd share that with you guys.

p.s I already drank half the pepsi.
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on October 16, 2007, 05:55:36 PM
WAT
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 16, 2007, 05:55:55 PM
lucky faggit smithicide;
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Post by: caponehollywood on October 16, 2007, 05:56:18 PM
Cool.

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Post by: GingaNinja on October 16, 2007, 05:56:26 PM
yay:|
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Post by: Wrench on October 16, 2007, 05:56:54 PM
Surrender the Pepsi. You get the girl. I get the Pepsi. Deal?
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Post by: YPrrrr on October 16, 2007, 05:57:16 PM
That's cool I guess


Give me Pepsi
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Post by: Wrench on October 16, 2007, 05:58:20 PM
I almost got handjob'd too.
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Post by: YPrrrr on October 16, 2007, 05:58:49 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on October 16, 2007, 05:58:20 PM
I almost got handjob'd too.
o rly?
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Post by: Samus Aran on October 16, 2007, 06:00:36 PM
Stick with her and make her into "that kind of girl." powerofone;
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Post by: Pyrate on October 16, 2007, 06:02:06 PM
i saw a picture of a girl once

i think
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Post by: Samus Aran on October 16, 2007, 06:02:13 PM
Quote from: steal on October 16, 2007, 06:01:18 PM
i talked to a girl once


would you fucking get laid already

seriously jono
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Post by: Daddy on October 16, 2007, 06:02:23 PM
I need to fuck another 10 year old up the ass.
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 16, 2007, 06:02:50 PM
i lived in a town with a girl once
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Post by: YPrrrr on October 16, 2007, 06:03:20 PM
I heard my mom was a girl once
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Post by: Nyerp on October 16, 2007, 06:04:41 PM
rock fukken epic ;)
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Post by: Selkie on October 16, 2007, 06:05:05 PM
Um, handjobs dont count everyone knows tat :|
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 16, 2007, 06:06:02 PM
anyway pics of the lady
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Post by: Tomboh on October 16, 2007, 06:06:03 PM
guys i held a girls hand before so i think i lost virginity
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Post by: YPrrrr on October 16, 2007, 06:06:25 PM
Quote from: SELKIE on October 16, 2007, 06:05:05 PM
Um, handjobs dont count everyone knows tat :|
Unless she caught it in her mouth and swallowed it while singing Zipidee Do Da during a full moon
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 16, 2007, 06:06:42 PM
Quote from: Punta Tombo on October 16, 2007, 06:06:03 PM
guys i held a girls hand before so i think i lost virginity
lucky ;-;
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Post by: NOA_Haunted on October 16, 2007, 06:07:16 PM
 Lucky you.
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Post by: YPrrrr on October 16, 2007, 06:07:47 PM
Quote from: Punta Tombo on October 16, 2007, 06:06:03 PM
guys i held a girls hand before so i think i lost virginity
my parents used to make me hold their hands... I feel so violated :'(
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Post by: Kingoftherings on October 16, 2007, 06:08:23 PM
wut is dis gurl u speek of?
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Post by: Wrench on October 16, 2007, 06:08:43 PM
I hugged a girl today.
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Post by: GingaNinja on October 16, 2007, 06:09:19 PM
I smelled a girl today
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Post by: Tomboh on October 16, 2007, 06:09:55 PM
Quote from: Blaj48 on October 16, 2007, 06:09:19 PM
I smelled a girl today
holy shit

detail NAO
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Post by: YPrrrr on October 16, 2007, 06:10:00 PM
I said hi to a girl today ^-^
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Post by: caponehollywood on October 16, 2007, 06:10:24 PM
I looked at a girl today.
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 16, 2007, 06:10:29 PM
i didnt leave my house today
:'(
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Post by: Himu on October 16, 2007, 06:10:33 PM
Handjobs count on this forum. powerofone;
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 16, 2007, 06:11:12 PM
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 16, 2007, 06:06:02 PM
anyway pics of the lady
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Post by: YPrrrr on October 16, 2007, 06:11:56 PM
Quote from: Precious on October 16, 2007, 06:10:33 PM
Handjobs count on this forum. powerofone;
Then hardly anyone is a virgin on account of themselves
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Post by: NOA_Haunted on October 16, 2007, 06:12:22 PM
Explain in detail what the girl looks like.
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Post by: GingaNinja on October 16, 2007, 06:12:36 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 16, 2007, 06:11:56 PM
Then hardly anyone is a virgin on account of themselves
:O
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 16, 2007, 06:13:01 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 16, 2007, 06:11:56 PM
Then hardly anyone is a virgin on account of themselves

i am ^___________^
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Post by: Kingoftherings on October 16, 2007, 06:13:30 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 16, 2007, 06:11:56 PM
Then hardly anyone is a virgin on account of themselves
fap;
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Post by: YPrrrr on October 16, 2007, 06:14:57 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 16, 2007, 06:12:22 PM
Explain in detail what the girl looks like.
They look sorta like a man except there's a hole where the genitals were sliced off and they have large meatsacks on their chests.
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 16, 2007, 06:15:47 PM
imma find her pic on myspace
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 16, 2007, 06:16:03 PM
Quote from: NotSid on October 16, 2007, 06:15:47 PM
imma find her pic on myspace
hurry hurry
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Post by: Samus Aran on October 16, 2007, 06:17:57 PM
$5 says she's kinda ugly
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Post by: YPrrrr on October 16, 2007, 06:18:37 PM
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 16, 2007, 06:17:57 PM
$5 says she's kinda ugly
All my money on she's slutty j;
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Post by: NOA_Haunted on October 16, 2007, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 16, 2007, 06:18:37 PM
All my money on she's slutty j;
All my money on she's slutty and kinda ugly.  j;
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 16, 2007, 06:21:49 PM
*can't remember her last name*



...



*asks her myspace through text message*
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Post by: TheDarkChief on October 16, 2007, 06:22:23 PM
So how was the Pepsi?
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Post by: NOA_Haunted on October 16, 2007, 06:23:38 PM
Quote from: NotSid on October 16, 2007, 06:21:49 PM
*can't remember her last name*



...



*asks her myspace through text message*
Fag
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 16, 2007, 06:24:37 PM
Quote from: TheDarkChief on October 16, 2007, 06:22:23 PM
So how was the Pepsi?
It was pretty good, I would've gotten Mountain Dew, but that guy talking bout suicide got it  argh;
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Post by: NOA_Haunted on October 16, 2007, 06:41:38 PM
Are you gonna post pics?
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 16, 2007, 06:44:19 PM
Message 15
Dont have one at this time
9:27pm 10/16/07

damnit
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 16, 2007, 06:45:23 PM
Quote from: NotSid on October 16, 2007, 06:44:19 PM
Message 15
Dont have one at this time
9:27pm 10/16/07

damnit

;-;
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Post by: NOA_Haunted on October 16, 2007, 06:45:59 PM
Quote from: NotSid on October 16, 2007, 06:44:19 PM
Message 15
Dont have one at this time
9:27pm 10/16/07

damnit
Does she have a camera phone?
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 16, 2007, 06:52:51 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 16, 2007, 06:45:59 PM
Does she have a camera phone?



she's got a RAZR, you want me to ask her for her pic through a message?
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 16, 2007, 06:53:42 PM
Quote from: NotSid on October 16, 2007, 06:52:51 PM
she's got a RAZR, you want me to ask her for her pic through a message?
yes please
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Post by: NOA_Haunted on October 16, 2007, 06:53:47 PM
Quote from: NotSid on October 16, 2007, 06:52:51 PM
she's got a RAZR, you want me to ask her for her pic through a message?
Thats the hip thing to do now a days.
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Post by: The artist formally known on October 16, 2007, 06:56:11 PM
You should have said "could you be that girl for just a day?"

if she said no, you could have knocked her out and had sex with her
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 16, 2007, 06:56:40 PM
sent text, dunno when she will reply though.
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Post by: Pyrate on October 16, 2007, 06:57:01 PM
i lost my virginity to a lamp post
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Post by: The artist formally known on October 16, 2007, 06:58:16 PM
Quote from: NotSid on October 16, 2007, 06:56:40 PM
sent text, dunno when she will reply though.
dont bother her too much. the more mean you are to her the more she'll want your penis in her asshole
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Post by: C.Mongler on October 16, 2007, 07:01:20 PM
yah so ive had this happen to me like 60 times  :|
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Post by: Wrench on October 16, 2007, 07:01:50 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on October 16, 2007, 07:01:20 PM
yah so ive had this happen to me like 60 times  :|

did she swallow
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Post by: C.Mongler on October 16, 2007, 07:03:10 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on October 16, 2007, 07:01:50 PM
did she swallow


yah so ive had that happen like 900 times  :|
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Post by: GingaNinja on October 16, 2007, 07:13:55 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 06:58:16 PM
dont bother her too much. the more mean you are to her the more she'll want your penis in her asshole
that makes no sense
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Post by: LCK on October 16, 2007, 07:18:06 PM
jono
how the hell do you not have a girlfriend

honestly

if you lived here, you'd be a fucking pimp
sheesh

oh im not a virgin yay
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Post by: Daddy on October 16, 2007, 07:18:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on October 16, 2007, 06:57:01 PM
i lost my virginity to a lamp post
pix
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Post by: LCK on October 16, 2007, 07:19:11 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 16, 2007, 07:18:24 PM
pix
hi
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Post by: Himu on October 16, 2007, 07:22:28 PM
I lost it to a table.

ONLY LAWLZ WILL GET THIS  powerofone;
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Post by: LCK on October 16, 2007, 07:23:22 PM
Quote from: steal on October 16, 2007, 07:19:41 PM
EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET SAYS THAT

APPARENTLY I'M UGLY AND CREEPY, AND I ONLY HAVE LIKE 2 FRIENDS
k

Quote from: Precious on October 16, 2007, 07:22:28 PM
I lost it to a table.

ONLY LAWLZ WILL GET THIS  powerofone;
are you trying to say you put a table in your vagina
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Post by: Wrench on October 16, 2007, 07:26:30 PM
Trevor, did you lose it to a woman or seal first?
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Post by: The artist formally known on October 16, 2007, 07:27:54 PM
Quote from: steal on October 16, 2007, 07:19:41 PM
EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET SAYS THAT

APPARENTLY I'M UGLY AND CREEPY, AND I ONLY HAVE LIKE 2 FRIENDS
steal, what lck said is what i've been meaning to say to you too

sadly being home studied has made it harder to show women my penis
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Post by: The artist formally known on October 16, 2007, 07:28:07 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on October 16, 2007, 07:26:30 PM
Trevor, did you lose it to a woman or seal first?
woah man
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Post by: Wrench on October 16, 2007, 07:28:58 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 07:28:07 PM
woah man

Quote from: Trevor on October 14, 2007, 11:39:28 AM
i made love to a seal once

oh hi
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Post by: LCK on October 16, 2007, 07:29:10 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on October 16, 2007, 07:26:30 PM
Trevor, did you lose it to a woman or seal first?
i was too intoxicated to remember
it may have been a woman that looked like a seal

or the other way around
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Post by: Daddy on October 16, 2007, 07:29:53 PM
Quote from: Trevor on October 16, 2007, 07:19:11 PM
hi
sup trevor
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Post by: The artist formally known on October 16, 2007, 07:30:28 PM
Quote from: Trevor on October 16, 2007, 07:29:10 PM
i was too intoxicated to remember
it may have been a woman that looked like a seal

or the other way around
how the fuck do you get it up when you're drunk

god damn you must me some sort of future porn star
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Post by: LCK on October 16, 2007, 07:35:45 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 07:30:28 PM
how the fuck do you get it up when you're drunk

god damn you must me some sort of future porn star
future?
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Post by: The artist formally known on October 16, 2007, 07:36:40 PM
Quote from: Trevor on October 16, 2007, 07:35:45 PM
future?
too chubby unless you're going for that ron jeremy look

but i'd jerk off to you
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Post by: LCK on October 16, 2007, 07:38:04 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 07:36:40 PM
too chubby unless you're going for that ron jeremy look

but i'd jerk off to you
i would too
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Post by: The artist formally known on October 16, 2007, 07:38:45 PM
Quote from: Trevor on October 16, 2007, 07:38:04 PM
i would too
but would you jerk off to you jerking off to you?
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Post by: LCK on October 16, 2007, 07:39:28 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 07:38:45 PM
but would you jerk off to you jerking off to you?
ew no
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Post by: YPrrrr on October 16, 2007, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Trevor on October 16, 2007, 07:29:10 PM
i was too intoxicated to remember
it may have been a woman that looked like a seal

or the other way around
Either way I'm pretty sure my Norweigan aunt beat your lover to death to sell its fur v;
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Post by: The artist formally known on October 16, 2007, 07:40:50 PM
Quote from: Trevor on October 16, 2007, 07:39:28 PM
ew no
i would
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Post by: LCK on October 16, 2007, 07:41:18 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 07:40:50 PM
i would
id jerk to that
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Post by: The artist formally known on October 16, 2007, 07:47:10 PM
Quote from: Trevor on October 16, 2007, 07:41:18 PM
id jerk to that
you sick bastard
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on October 16, 2007, 09:06:56 PM
Quote from: Princess Hime on October 16, 2007, 07:22:28 PM
I lost it to a table.

ONLY LAWLZ WILL GET THIS  powerofone;
I THINK YOU SHOULD TALK TO ME SOME MORE
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 17, 2007, 12:35:42 PM
Quote from: Princess Hime on October 16, 2007, 07:22:28 PM
I lost it to a table.

ONLY LAWLZ WILL GET THIS  powerofone;
tectron gets it too lol
i remember wat u sed in the chat thread or w/e
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Post by: FullmetalGanon on October 17, 2007, 12:37:47 PM
i find this hard to believe.
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Post by: GingaNinja on October 17, 2007, 12:38:35 PM
Why the poop is this still up? argh;
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Post by: Sam on October 17, 2007, 12:43:05 PM
This was postred today and has 7 pages? >.>;

Hey guys, I stroked a girl's knee today. yes;

And I alos stroked a different one's elbow. yes; yes;
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Post by: Sam on October 17, 2007, 12:44:12 PM
Quote from: Blaj48 on October 16, 2007, 07:13:55 PM
that makes no sense

And yet it's soooo true, not a clue why.
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Post by: GingaNinja on October 17, 2007, 12:44:28 PM
Quote from: Pink Knip on October 17, 2007, 12:43:05 PM
This was postred today and has 7 pages? >.>;

Hey guys, I stroked a girl's knee today. yes;

And I alos stroked a different one's elbow. yes; yes;
More like last night at twelve, but WHATEVA!
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Post by: ME## on October 17, 2007, 01:56:25 PM
And I'm supposed to believe this? Also she sounds like a whore.
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Post by: Infel on October 17, 2007, 01:59:45 PM
I got threats from a girl today. yes;
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Post by: Feynman on October 17, 2007, 02:00:25 PM
god damn

i want pepsi cry;