And there may or may not be beer
and there may or may not be girls
wut do i du?
A barrel roll.
QFT
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Um, hope that there's beer and girls there? Personally, I don't care what you do.
October? Who plans parties that far ahead?
1. (girls and booze) Watch girls get drunk, dont drink booze, get easy secks
2. (no girls and booze) Dont drink booze or you mite wake up with a d00d
3. (girls and no booze) good luck lol
call the cops.
Quote from: Mary W. Utterback on September 12, 2007, 05:19:03 PM
1. (girls and booze) Watch girls get drunk, dont drink booze, get easy secks
and bring roofies.
Guiz, should I shave my balls prior to teh party? cuz there kinda really hairy.
Quote from: Hungry_Hungry_Hippos on September 12, 2007, 05:24:06 PM
Guiz, should I shave my balls prior to teh party? cuz there kinda really hairy.
Don't bother. You're not going to get laid.
Show up naked.
Quote from: Guava on September 12, 2007, 05:24:50 PM
Don't bother. You're not going to get laid.
no srsly tough, do girls like hairy ballz?
I hope you overdose.
Quote from: Justin Waner on September 12, 2007, 05:28:56 PM
Only fags shave, a little trim wouldn't hurt.
alright thanks
Quote from: Hungry_Hungry_Hippos on September 12, 2007, 05:26:03 PM
no srsly tough, do girls like hairy ballz?
Why don't you ask a girl?
Get slightly drunk, and be promiscuous.
Quote from: This Apparatus Must Be Snorkel on September 12, 2007, 05:44:35 PM
Get slightly drunk, and be promiscuous.
No, get absurdly inebriated and run around with your penis hanging out.
Quote from: Guava on September 12, 2007, 05:48:03 PM
No, get absurdly inebriated and run around with your penis hanging out.
You should do that when your sober, then go fully naked after drinking.
Quote from: strakt on September 12, 2007, 05:49:01 PM
You should do that when your sober, then go fully naked after drinking.
He would probably be too embarrassed to do it sober.
Slip some liquid ecstasy into their drinks.
....wut
Why are you planning parties?
Also, if weed is available, skip the alcohol and indulge.
Did any of you take 8th grade Health?
All you need to score is daterape drugs. GHB, Ketamine, take your pic. Just slip it in and you've got yourself a night.
Get wasted, and on the drive home, wrap your car around a tree.
i duno
So anyways.... OCT. 8'S MY B-DAY.
Quote from: Title on September 12, 2007, 06:21:00 PM
Did any of you take 8th grade Health?
All you need to score is daterape drugs. GHB, Ketamine, take your pic. Just slip it in and you've got yourself a night.
I already suggested roofies.
Quote from: Guava on September 12, 2007, 07:00:36 PM
I already suggested roofies.
Oh
idk
I wouldn't want the girl to be awake to see my face as I rape her anally.
Quote from: Title on September 12, 2007, 07:02:14 PM
Oh
idk
I wouldn't want the girl to be awake to see my face as I rape her anally.
but if she were awake, you could watch her get a "what the shit is going on" look on her own face.
Quote from: Guava on September 12, 2007, 07:13:27 PM
but if she were awake, you could watch her get a "what the shit is going on" look on her own face.
yea
also if I get taken to court I could say she consented to our sexual activities shortly before taking roofies
Quote from: Title on September 12, 2007, 07:14:29 PM
yea
also if I get taken to court I could say she consented to our sexual activities shortly before taking roofies
The only problem is that it's a party, meaning there will bee a lot of witnesses.
Quote from: Guava on September 12, 2007, 07:16:36 PM
The only problem is that it's a party, meaning there will bee a lot of witnesses.
if it's at your house, slip the pill into her drink and give her a tour. When she starts acting weird, make a detour to your room and ask her to lie down. Close the door and come back in a few minutes. By that time she'll be paralyzed. That's when the fun begins.
Quote from: Title on September 12, 2007, 07:19:08 PM
if it's at your house, slip the pill into her drink and give her a tour. When she starts acting weird, make a detour to your room and ask her to lie down. Close the door and come back in a few minutes. By that time she'll be paralyzed. That's when the fun begins.
The party-goers will still notice that something's wrong with the girl and will probably get suspicious when you bring her into your room.
Quote from: Guava on September 12, 2007, 07:25:52 PM
The party-goers will still notice that something's wrong with the girl and will probably get suspicious when you bring her into your room.
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY FANTASY :'(