Poll
Question:
Which kind do you prefer?
Option 1: Crunchy
votes: 4
Option 2: Smooth
votes: 3
Option 3: No preference
votes: 4
I like crunchy, but why is every kind these days "SUPER EXTRA CRUNCHY, NOW 300% CRUNCHIER" I just want a little texture is all, not a mouthful of peanuts. Does anybody know of a brand that just has slightly crunchy? Maybe I should just make my own. befuddlement
Idk I get Jif Extra Crunchy
I don't think they have a regular crunchy so I dont know why it's extra.
Perfect for me though
Just buy smooth peanut butter and peanuts separately and make your own light-cronch peanut butter
Quote from: Detective Spatchcock on August 19, 2018, 03:36:53 PMJust buy smooth peanut butter and peanuts separately and make your own light-cronch peanut butter
making my own peanut butter from scratch would only take slightly more work than this but yeah maybe
No it wouldn't. Just spread peanut butter on your bread and then add peanuts as you see fit.
But I don't want giant chunks, I'd have to chop them up or something anyway
I could get chunky and smooth and just do a little of each I guess
Quote from: Snowy on August 22, 2018, 06:04:23 PMI buy extra crunchy jif but if smooth is all that's available it isn't the end of the world.
My man!
Quote from: Snowy on August 22, 2018, 06:50:42 PMQuote from: YPrrrr on August 22, 2018, 06:31:25 PMQuote from: Snowy on August 22, 2018, 06:04:23 PMI buy extra crunchy jif but if smooth is all that's available it isn't the end of the world.
an!
is the best brand objectively. I love their natural peanut butter.
Watch out someone will come in here and tell you how it's processed slop and their whole foods brand shiz is the bomb diggety
organic """"""real""""" peanut butter is bullshit. that's not peanut butter. peanut butter already existed. if you want to make an all-natural version that's fine but it needs to be peanut butter. if i have to mix it it's not finished. you didn't finish figuring out peanut butter. i'd gladly eat it but it's gotta be peanut butter.
IT AIN'T CALLED PEANUT SOUP
IT'S CALLED PEANUT BUTTER
Quote from: Snowy on August 22, 2018, 07:24:56 PMQuote from: YPrrrr on August 22, 2018, 06:56:49 PMQuote from: Snowy on August 22, 2018, 06:50:42 PMQuote from: YPrrrr on August 22, 2018, 06:31:25 PMQuote from: Snowy on August 22, 2018, 06:04:23 PMI buy extra crunchy jif but if smooth is all that's available it isn't the end of the world.
an!
is the best brand objectively. I love their natural peanut butter.
h out someone will come in here and tell you how it's processed slop and their whole foods brand shiz is the bomb diggety
n't paying $10 for peanut butter that's gonna dry out in 5 minutes because I didn't mix the oils well enough.
wow you snobs i would just get market pantry (extra crunchy)
I've heard that the "natural" jif contains palm oil yet the regular kind doesn't? Also if I remember last time I was comparing their nutritional value and the natural kind was more unhealthy for some reason
Most peanut butter is more or less the same imo
i can do either idc
maybe i slightly prefer smooth overall but some texture is nice once in a while
that is, if ever i'm in the mood for peanut butter, which is exceedingly rare to begin with
fresh ground peanut butter is the shit
Quote from: Mando Pandango on August 22, 2018, 08:58:16 PMorganic """"""real""""" peanut butter is bullshit. that's not peanut butter. peanut butter already existed. if you want to make an all-natural version that's fine but it needs to be peanut butter. if i have to mix it it's not finished. you didn't finish figuring out peanut butter. i'd gladly eat it but it's gotta be peanut butter.
hard disagree. jiff is only 90% peanuts- that makes it mostly peanut butter
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71fJZaEPdbL._SX569_.jpg)
i get these from costco and they are so good. if it's too much work to mix it you're a lazy af
Quote from: strongbad on November 18, 2020, 05:33:08 PMQuote from: Mando Pandango on August 22, 2018, 08:58:16 PMorganic """"""real""""" peanut butter is bullshit. that's not peanut butter. peanut butter already existed. if you want to make an all-natural version that's fine but it needs to be peanut butter. if i have to mix it it's not finished. you didn't finish figuring out peanut butter. i'd gladly eat it but it's gotta be peanut butter.
hard disagree. jiff is only 90% peanuts- that makes it mostly peanut butter
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71fJZaEPdbL._SX569_.jpg)
i get these from costco and they are so good. if it's too much work to mix it you're a lazy af
not gonna mix it my own and spill the oils everywhere when I just wanted fast and readily accessible peanut butter
i do like peanut powder though but I limit peanut consumption from their high omega 6 levels
#haram
Quote from: ?????? on November 19, 2020, 12:52:27 AMQuote from: strongbad on November 18, 2020, 05:33:08 PMQuote from: Mando Pandango on August 22, 2018, 08:58:16 PMorganic """"""real""""" peanut butter is bullshit. that's not peanut butter. peanut butter already existed. if you want to make an all-natural version that's fine but it needs to be peanut butter. if i have to mix it it's not finished. you didn't finish figuring out peanut butter. i'd gladly eat it but it's gotta be peanut butter.
hard disagree. jiff is only 90% peanuts- that makes it mostly peanut butter
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71fJZaEPdbL._SX569_.jpg)
i get these from costco and they are so good. if it's too much work to mix it you're a lazy af
not gonna mix it my own and spill the oils everywhere when I just wanted fast and readily accessible peanut butter
i do like peanut powder though but I limit peanut consumption from their high omega 6 levels
#haram
that's cool enjoy your worse peanut butter
I will enjoy and have been enjoying Completed Peanut Butter, thank you
I'm glad you enjoy your Not Yet Peanut Butter
drama in the peanut butter fandom
Quote from: Samus Aran on November 19, 2020, 09:57:43 PMdrama in the peanut butter fandom
if you can even call it the peanut butter fandom smh
all peanut butter is good
but fresh ground is the best and it's not hard to come by those machines at a lot of grocery stores nowadays
bunch of lazy dudes in this thread
it's not that it's a pain, it's that it doesn't produce peanut butter
Quote from: Mando Pandango on November 27, 2020, 05:31:10 PMit's not that it's a pain, it's that it doesn't produce peanut butter
you wouldn't know peanut butter if someone smeared it all over your tongue
so how long should I stir for maximum peanut butter taste
not that long like 10 seconds maybe
what the fuck is going on in here
you guys want real peanut butter? here's your real peanut butter
https://www-s.nist.gov/srmors/view_detail.cfm?srm=2387
only 881$ for three jars hocuspocus;
based
Quote from: Thyme on December 05, 2020, 06:25:59 AMyou guys want real peanut butter? here's your real peanut butter
https://www-s.nist.gov/srmors/view_detail.cfm?srm=2387
only 881$ for three jars hocuspocus;
what even is this
standard reference peanut butter
Quote from: Thyme on December 05, 2020, 06:01:52 PMstandard reference peanut butter
Neat.
I wonder what it's like.
Quote from: Mando Pandango on December 05, 2020, 06:39:47 PMQuote from: Thyme on December 05, 2020, 06:01:52 PMstandard reference peanut butter
Neat.
I wonder what it's like.
extremely consistent, in order to produce replicable results in experiments
Quote from: strongbad on November 18, 2020, 05:33:08 PMQuote from: Mando Pandango on August 22, 2018, 08:58:16 PMorganic """"""real""""" peanut butter is bullshit. that's not peanut butter. peanut butter already existed. if you want to make an all-natural version that's fine but it needs to be peanut butter. if i have to mix it it's not finished. you didn't finish figuring out peanut butter. i'd gladly eat it but it's gotta be peanut butter.
hard disagree. jiff is only 90% peanuts- that makes it mostly peanut butter
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71fJZaEPdbL._SX569_.jpg)
i get these from costco and they are so good. if it's too much work to mix it you're a lazy af
Adams taste like ass.
that looks appalling
The picture makes it look nasty but it isnt that gross IRL. but the taste isnt rly worth it.itd probably be a lot better if mixed with honey now that i think abt it
You guys have garbage taste enjoy your generic pb
Dont gotta tell me that. Ive been mixing it with eggs and seaweed lately and scrambling it. its p good
Scrambled eggs w peanut butter? confuseddood;
yea
well folks i've had some "real" peanut butter by the name of Justin and they finally got the texture right however it still tastes like doodoo. I really think I just need processed peanut butter. It's its own thing and nothing else cuts it
I think it's brave to be able to admit you prefer a processed food on the internet in 2021. Good for you pops
Quote from: YPrrrr on October 07, 2021, 05:37:16 AMI think it's brave to be able to admit you prefer a processed food on the internet in 2021. Good for you pops
all peanut butter is processed
Why do I get called out when I'm just quoting the man madood;
Real peanut butter is a aquired taste. Give it some time and you'll never go back
It's probably p good but I like Jif anyway
Quote from: strongbad on October 07, 2021, 10:15:53 AMReal peanut butter is a aquired taste. Give it some time and you'll never go back
who fuckin cares bro i live in the MOMENT and at this MOMENT i want a pbj
Your pbj in the moment PALES to my pbj tasted by my tastebuds that have been curated by years of tasting boutique peanut butter
You know go ahead and leave off the bj, just the p for me
Quote from: strongbad on October 07, 2021, 05:21:54 PMYou know go ahead and leave off the bj, just the p for me
Say what now
I realized I need the b too so that kind of doesn't work
bruh
I also go just pb w no j
yall gotta be drinking milk with that shit
Quote from: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 09, 2021, 08:44:18 PMyall gotta be drinking milk with that shit
agreed, literally just had this conversation with a coworker yesterday. he didnt understand the necessity of milk with pbjs
Oh man in highschool I used to have a toasted pbnj with chocolate milk shit was so cash
I'd dip the sandwich in the chocolate milk mmmmm
i completely disregard milk a bunch unless it's with cereal
to emulate milk the most, i just have cold water or almond milk, but mostly the former.
also, crunchy
havent had a pb&j sandwich in a long while though, i have it like...once in...idk last time ive had some was 2 yrs ago?
peanut butter and honey > pb&j
Nah it needs the acidity from the fruit
Still dece
jelly
acidity
what
You don't think berries add acidity? Usually jelly/jam has lemon juice or citric acid added as well
Yeah obviously they're still super sweet but it's not one note like honey. You may like maple syrup and pb too
I can do jelly and I can do honey but good lord patooey to maple syrup
yeah i have a very sweet tooth and i couldn't do maple syrup
however, have you heard of our lord and savior peanut butter and caramel?
Yes, its very good in a candy bar
also on toast madood;
i love maple syrup. maple anything honestly. maple donuts are bomb, maple uhhhhhh candies are good (a coworker brought them from vermont) Love lots of syrup on my french toast/pancakes. Even dipping the sausage in maple syrup is good.