Gordon Freeman was work on his science.
"Science is not for the understandings!" he shout, as his formula make a failings again.
He went to Nobel Prize and all Scientists make laughings at him!
"ha ha ha ha ha ha!" laugh Einstein, because Einstein had an award and not Gordon!
Einstein constructed of its Science and laughed at Gordon.
"All Scientists will laugh at you forever!" say Einstein, and he put Gordons picture up in Hall of Shame.
"NOT THE SHAME HALL!" shout Gordon, as others make laughs.
And so Gordon made a give ups on Science, forever.
Yes, there's a lot of shitty fan fiction out there.