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Title: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 29, 2010, 12:38:48 PM
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A sandwich of biblical propertions. Made of swiss cheese, Turkey, and Ham.

I FORGOT THE BEST PART. IT'S DIPPED IN BATTER, THEN IT'S FRIED.

Legend has it that God made this sandwich, and the dump he took afterwords became man.

Ate this delicious work of art at this place called "Sugarbeet's deli"

Also, don't ask to switch chips for homefries, the chef will be an ass about it.

He'll do it, but He'll just be like "HOMEFRIES? WHAT KIND OF MADMAN ORDERS HOMEFRIES WITH A MONTECRISTO?"

I do, asshole.
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: Classic on October 29, 2010, 12:39:30 PM
That looks amazing.  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: ikanaide on October 29, 2010, 01:35:11 PM
Quote from: My New Display Name Is NotSid on October 29, 2010, 12:38:48 PM
Also, don't ask to switch chips for homefries, the chef will be an ass about it.

He'll do it, but He'll just be like "HOMEFRIES? WHAT KIND OF MADMAN ORDERS HOMEFRIES WITH A MONTECRISTO?"

Sounds like my father uncle giggle;

Edit- How did I get them muddled?!  :(
My uncle is owner of a food place in UK, everytime somebody ask for different he says like that and does Reluctantly.  n_u
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: FAMY2 on October 30, 2010, 05:55:17 AM
Those are sooo good. The first time I seen one I thought WTF?  Especially the preserves you dip it in.  n_n
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: Hiro on October 31, 2010, 03:41:00 PM
Holy shit, that looks amazing.
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: Daddy on November 05, 2010, 08:50:23 PM
I HAD O[I][/I]NE AT WORK AND POSTED ABOUT IT AND PEOPLE HERE MOCKED ME


It basically tastes like a grilled ham and cheese using french toast instead of bread.
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: C.Mongler on November 07, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
what the fucking fuck i want that in my belly RIGHT NOW
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: ME## on August 15, 2014, 01:12:23 AM
corey you should make this when i go to portland
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 15, 2014, 01:16:04 AM
Quote from: David on August 15, 2014, 01:12:23 AM
corey you should make this when i go to portland
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 15, 2014, 01:43:45 AM
OK
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: silvertone on August 15, 2014, 03:34:25 AM
ok
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 15, 2014, 08:08:09 AM
ok
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 15, 2014, 02:23:41 PM
just a heads up i have yet to successfully make this sandwich on my own but i think with the expertise of Lawlz and Silvertone I may pull it off
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: ME## on August 15, 2014, 02:43:07 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on August 15, 2014, 02:23:41 PM
just a heads up i have yet to successfully make this sandwich on my own but i think with the expertise of Lawlz and Silvertone I may pull it off
yes!!
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 16, 2014, 01:25:21 AM
if you buy the ingredients i could make these

tfw silvertone will only ever experience this with soy ham
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: ME## on August 16, 2014, 01:42:34 AM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 16, 2014, 01:25:21 AM
if you buy the ingredients i could make these

tfw silvertone will only ever experience this with soy ham
soy ham....
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: silvertone on August 16, 2014, 02:06:43 AM
that sound gros s
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: Classic on September 03, 2014, 10:32:15 AM
"Soy" meat makes me want to punch the person eating it in the face.
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: silvertone on September 03, 2014, 04:42:10 PM
soy chorizo is go Od.
Title: Re: Shove that goddamned PB&J sandwich up your ass, real men eat Montecristo
Post by: klappa on September 03, 2014, 04:47:29 PM
chorizo and mussels is a sensual and tasty dish  giggle;