As with last year, submit nominations and anything seconded (or not obviously retarded) will make it to the second round.
BEGIN
Best New Member
Most Likely to become President
Nicest Member
Wait then what was the other thread for?
Whatever.
Boyager with the coolest friends.
Most likely to represent their State in the Lawmootly [legislature].
Best Midwesterner
Best college that a Boyager attends
Best ginger
Quote from: StrongBad007 on May 04, 2010, 03:55:56 PM
Best ginger
Trevor would win. He can always dye his hair.
Best azn
wait
Quote from: Techo 1/2 on May 04, 2010, 03:20:41 PM
Best New Member
Most Likely to become President
Nicest Member
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on May 04, 2010, 03:32:21 PMQuote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 04, 2010, 03:47:23 PM
Most likely to represent their State in the Lawmootly [legislature].
Best Midwesterner
Best college that a Boyager attends
Seconded
Member who inspires most activity
Best female boyager
Most abused emote
Boyager with the coolest friends.
best new member
nicest member
best avatar
best thread
best emote user
best-looking male boyager
best-looking female boyager
also i'll be a lame-o and copy-paste Aubrey's suggestions from last year:
Member with biggest E-penis
Member most likely to post a thread no one cares about
Best musical taste
Best movie taste
Most offensive
Member most likely to post a thread no one cares about
Member most likely to post nudes of self
Game of the year
Movie of the year
Hits on females too much
Hits on males too much
Most annoying meme
Best meme
Boyager you most want to meet in person
Most unrecognized active boyager
Most likely to own over 50% of the Anonymous board
seconding
QuoteMember who inspires most activity
Best female boyager
Most abused emote
Boyager with the coolest friends.
Some obligatory ones:
Boyager with the best avatar
Boyager with the best signature
Best Boyah meme
Most attractive female Boyager
Most attractive male Boyager
Most artistic Boyager
Most missed absent Boyager
Least missed absent Boyager
Most underrated Boyager
Most overrated Boyager
Best ex-Admin
Best ex-Mod
Boyager most likely to not win any other awards
And here's some other ideas I've cooked up randomly:
Most one-sided fight between two Boyagers
Boyager most likely to become a mass-murdering sociopath
Most pretentious Boyager
Boyager most likely to use the word "hipster"
Boyager most likely to use the word "hipster" incorrectly
Boyager most likely to be a hipster
Quote from: Khadafi on May 04, 2010, 04:05:11 PM
Boyager most likely to use the word "hipster"
Boyager most likely to use the word "hipster" incorrectly
Quote from: Travis on May 04, 2010, 04:06:32 PM
Boyager most likely to be a hipster
congratulations travis, you've potentially just won two awards
i've used the word hipster like 2 other times. i was just echoing with the whole hipster thing doodthing;
lol n_u
Boyager most likely to get trolled
Most likely to run Boyah to the ground if made an admin
Most likely to run Boyah to the sky if made an admin
Boyager with the most interesting Twitter feed
Boyager who would make the best pin-up model
Boyager most likely to kill themselves
Most likely to repost the Reddit frontpage
Boyager no one likes but everyone tolerates
Most likely to be high while voting for the Boyah Awards
Quote from: C Mongler on May 04, 2010, 04:19:12 PM
Most likely to repost the Reddit frontpage
Boyager no one likes but everyone tolerates
Most likely to be high while voting for the Boyah Awards
The first two are automatically Hiro
Boyager to most likely to criticise another's opinion with 'Um, ... doodthing;'.
Boyager most likely to brag about their drug consumption.
Boyager most likely to tell everyone about a game/movie/artist/website everyone already knew about.
boyager most likely to make a thread that will get no responses
Quote from: Ted on May 04, 2010, 05:24:49 PM
boyager most likely to make a thread that will get no responses
i've done this a couple times
just a little food for thought
Quote from: Thyme on May 04, 2010, 04:01:12 PM
best new member
nicest member
best avatar
best thread
best emote user
best-looking male boyager
best-looking female boyager
also i'll be a lame-o and copy-paste Aubrey's suggestions from last year:
Member with biggest E-penis
Member most likely to post a thread no one cares about
Best musical taste
Best movie taste
Most offensive
Member most likely to post a thread no one cares about
Member most likely to post nudes of self
Game of the year
Movie of the year
Hits on females too much
Hits on males too much
Most annoying meme
Best meme
Boyager you most want to meet in person
Most unrecognized active boyager
Most likely to own over 50% of the Anonymous board
Feels kind of cheating to second things I said, but seconded to everything in Thyme's post sillydood;
Quote from: Lain on May 04, 2010, 04:01:24 PM
Some obligatory ones:
Boyager with the best avatar
Boyager with the best signature
Best Boyah meme
Most attractive female Boyager
Most attractive male Boyager
Most artistic Boyager
Most missed absent Boyager
Least missed absent Boyager
Most underrated Boyager
Most overrated Boyager
Best ex-Admin
Best ex-Mod
Boyager most likely to not win any other awards
Most one-sided fight between two Boyagers
Boyager most likely to become a mass-murdering sociopath
Most pretentious Boyager
Quote from: Khadafi on May 04, 2010, 05:21:31 PM
Boyager most likely to tell everyone about a game/movie/artist/website everyone already knew about.
Quote from: C Mongler on May 04, 2010, 04:19:12 PM
Most likely to repost the Reddit frontpage
Most likely to be high while voting for the Boyah Awards
Seconded
Quote from: GENOP on May 04, 2010, 04:16:12 PM
Boyager most likely to kill themselves
Cam
most likely to say they will leave forever and then return
most likely to become famous
nicest hair/eyes/smile/etc
BEST VIDEOGAME COLLECTION
Quote from: Ted on May 04, 2010, 05:27:33 PM
most likely to say they will leave forever and then return
most likely to become famous
nicest hair/eyes/smile/etc
BEST VIDEOGAME COLLECTION
Seconded
I feel like I am doing this wrong myface;
Quote from: YPR on May 04, 2010, 05:29:29 PM
I feel like I am doing this wrong myface;
yeah you didn't second mine
which were yours one year ago sillydood;
Best taste in video games. n_u
Quote from: Thyme on May 04, 2010, 05:30:56 PM
yeah you didn't second mine
which were yours one year ago sillydood;
Actually I had edited them in since yours wasn't in the last 10 posts n_u
shhhhh don't call me out in front of my friendssss >__<
Quote from: YPR on May 04, 2010, 05:38:18 PM
Actually I had edited them in since yours wasn't in the last 10 posts n_u
shhhhh don't call me out in front of my friendssss >__<
i'll tell your friends that you like sports that'll show you 5thgrade;
most likely to join in texas' secession from the union
most likely to move to canada
next boyager to switch to a mac
most likely to win a nobel prize
member who needs to post more
member who needs to return to boyah
silliest boyager
most unintentionally hilarious boyager
akudood;
Best New Member
Post of the Year
Most deserved ban
Quote from: Ted on May 04, 2010, 05:43:19 PM
most likely to join in texas' secession from the union
most likely to move to canada
next boyager to switch to a mac
most likely to win a nobel prize
member who needs to post more
member who needs to return to boyah
silliest boyager
most unintentionally hilarious boyager
akudood;
+1
Quote from: Thyme on May 04, 2010, 05:41:02 PM
i'll tell your friends that you like sports that'll show you 5thgrade;
most likely to watch sports badass
best boyager outside of the us baddood;
State/Province with the overall best inhabitant Boyagers
edited to include canucks
are "most likely to suck six dirty dog dicks" and other such silly awards still viable options girl;
Quote from: Ted on May 04, 2010, 05:50:53 PM
are "most likely to suck six dirty dog dicks" and other such silly awards still viable options girl;
YES
Quote from: Khadafi on May 04, 2010, 05:43:40 PM
Best New Member
Post of the Year
Most deserved ban
+1
Oh! Second the Post of the Year.
most typical boyager (boyager who best represents all other boyagers)
most atypical boyager
boyager with the best defining feature (c. mongoloid's rosy cheeks, trevor's insanely manly mandible, etc)
Quote from: Lain on May 04, 2010, 06:05:56 PM
YES
good giggle;
Best Gay Male
Best Media Prowess (visual art/music/video/etc.)
Biggest Operating System Geek
Quote from: Khadafi on May 04, 2010, 05:46:42 PM
State/Province with the overall best inhabitant Boyagers
Hands
down.
best straight male
Facial Expression Most Similar to Doothing doodthing;
Quote from: Travis on May 04, 2010, 07:47:18 PM
best straight male
doodthing;
what doodthing;
most likely to use "doodthing;"
Best Catholic Boyager. n_u
Most Likely to Break the Law
Most likely to avoid people
Most likely to invite a Boyager
Most Skilled Boyager
MOST INTENSE BOYAGER
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 04, 2010, 08:03:46 PM
Best Catholic Boyager. n_u
I feel like I should second this n_u
Unluckiest Boyager
Boyager that just needs to leave
Boyager most likely to choose hos over bros
Quote from: Ted on May 04, 2010, 05:50:53 PM
are "most likely to suck six dirty dog dicks" and other such silly awards still viable options girl;
ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX IN A ROW
ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX DIRTY DICKS IN A ROW
ONE TIME I GOT MY KICKS WITH JOE
AND I SUCKED HIS DICK AND FIVE OF HIS FRIENDS IN A ROW
Also:
Poorest and Irishest Boyager.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on May 05, 2010, 12:47:40 AM
ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX IN A ROW
ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX DIRTY DICKS IN A ROW
ONE TIME I GOT MY KICKS WITH JOE
AND I SUCKED HIS DICK AND FIVE OF HIS FRIENDS IN A ROW
who's got the juiciest b-hole in town?
the dragon does, the dragon does!
Best Boyager at geography baddood;
Quote from: YPR on May 04, 2010, 08:17:47 PM
I feel like I should second this n_u
THE POWER OF GOD!
Female Boyager most likely to have a pregnancy scare
Boyager most likely to be a closet alcoholic
Boyager most likely to be a closet fag
Best taste in music Boyahist
Most Insightful Boyahist
Boyahist with highest tendency of nueroticism
Most Individualistic Boyahist
Most Needy Boyahist
Giant Poser Award
Most Deluded Boyahist
Most Unknown Boyahist
BOYAHIST LIKELY GOING TO DIE FROM TERMINAL CANCER
Goddammit clucky, I'm not going to die soon akudood;
Boyager with most annoying avatar
Boyager with most annoying signature
Quote from: YPR on May 06, 2010, 12:00:24 PM
Goddammit clucky, I'm not going to die soon akudood;
Denial is always the first stage. akudood;
Best event that didn't really happen.
Quote from: Khadafi on May 06, 2010, 07:03:32 PM
Best event that didn't really happen.
The first quarter of 2010.
Quote from: Khadafi on May 06, 2010, 07:03:32 PM
Best event that didn't really happen.
Last year's summer. sillydood;
Then again, this year's winter as w- wait David covered it.
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on May 06, 2010, 11:57:12 AM
Best taste in music Boyahist
Most Insightful Boyahist
Boyahist with highest tendency of nueroticism
Most Individualistic Boyahist
Most Needy Boyahist
Giant Poser Award
Most Deluded Boyahist
Most Unknown Boyahist
BOYAHIST LIKELY GOING TO DIE FROM TERMINAL CANCER
Er... Seconded
Let's just count the likely to die one with Sam's suggestion of most likely to die young
Quote from: Wrench on May 06, 2010, 06:20:20 AM
Boyager most likely to be a closet fag
Quote from: C Mongler on May 05, 2010, 01:47:58 PM
Boyager most likely to be a closet alcoholic
Quote from: Nyerp on May 05, 2010, 12:37:49 PM
Female Boyager most likely to have a pregnancy scare
Quote from: GENOP on May 04, 2010, 08:24:41 PM
Unluckiest Boyager
Boyager that just needs to leave
Quote from: Wrench on May 04, 2010, 08:07:33 PM
Most Likely to Break the Law
Seconded hocuspocus;
BOYAGER MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC THEIR FRESHMEN YEAR
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 08, 2010, 10:33:06 AM
BOYAGER MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC THEIR FRESHMEN YEAR
All you buddy n_u
Boyager Least Likely to win another award
Guff
Doodthing's Defender Superstar
best boyah board
best boyah feature baddood;
Best Boyager quote
Quote from: GENOP on May 08, 2010, 04:55:59 PM
Best Boyager quote
oh man lol
i know what i'm voting for
best screenname/icon/sig wariodood;
Quote from: Lain on May 08, 2010, 06:24:49 PM
oh man lol
i know what i'm voting for
Quote
drew carey
drew carey
that fat fuck
drew carey
Quote from: Ted on May 08, 2010, 06:26:34 PM
best screenname/icon/sig wariodood;
If you mean that as a combo, I got that shit in the bag.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on May 08, 2010, 08:12:22 PM
If you mean that as a combo, I got that shit in the bag.
i didn't mean for it to be a combo, but we can have one be a combo one too n_u
Quote from: Lain on May 08, 2010, 06:24:49 PM
oh man lol
i know what i'm voting for
Fuck you akudood;
Hey Geno, remember that one time I slapped some silly putty on the gazette and hurled it in your direction? It was fun.
boyager with the most might mandible
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 08, 2010, 09:05:52 PM
Hey Geno, remember that one time I slapped some silly putty on the gazette and hurled it in your direction? It was fun.
And then we got ice cream?
Quote from: YPR on May 08, 2010, 10:31:08 PM
And then we got ice cream?
We did yes, we just pointed and laughed at Jarrod though. badass
Quote from: YPR on May 08, 2010, 10:31:08 PM
And then we got ice cream?
I have been wanting to use that. n_u
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 09, 2010, 08:25:27 AM
I have been wanting to use that. n_u
It's actually really fun n_u
[spoiler]thanks geno cjlubdoods;[/spoiler]
Boyager Least Likely To Nominate a Category
Boyager most likely to vote for his/herself in everything they're running for.
or inversely,
Boyager most likely to not vote themselves for any of his or her nominations.
Quote from: Sam on May 09, 2010, 11:24:44 PM
Boyager most likely to vote for his/herself in everything they're running for.
Tough call between Houdini and Joeinc
Quote from: YPR on May 08, 2010, 10:31:08 PM
And then we got ice cream?
WHEN THE FUCK DID WE GET ICE CREAM
Quote from: YPR on May 09, 2010, 10:01:36 AM
It's actually really fun n_u
[spoiler]thanks geno cjlubdoods;[/spoiler]
I never gave you guys permission to use it baddood;
Quote from: GENOP on May 10, 2010, 01:29:04 PM
I never gave you guys permission to use it baddood;
I don't see a trademark baddood;
[spoiler]but I can't help myself :'([/spoiler]
boyahist who most doesn't give a shit about the awards giggle;
Boyager least likely to be nominated for anything
Boyager most likely to leave Boyah
Boyager most likely to usurp JMV's throne and rule Boyah with a totalitarian fist
Biggest weeaboo
Biggest liar
Only Boyager willing to second nominations
None of you deserve any awards this year. There shouldn't be any categories at all.
Boyager most likely to hate every other boyager
Hey kaz remember that one time Geno called you a weaboo
Quote from: Wrench on May 11, 2010, 08:38:55 PM
Hey kaz remember that one time Geno called you a weaboo
And he got sad so I gave him a hug and he felt better? And then we got ice cream?
Quote from: Travis on May 11, 2010, 08:04:35 PM
Boyager most likely to hate every other boyager
Seconded. baddood;
Most unimportant boyager
Best [race/religion/geographic region] boyager
Most likely to die at a young age
Least likely to succeed
I second all of the above. baddood;
Best Race Boyager you say? Reichdood;
Quote from: YPR on May 12, 2010, 07:02:22 PM
Best Race Boyager you say? Reichdood;
HEIL DOODTHING Reichdood;
Best race car driver Boyager. baddood;
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 12, 2010, 07:05:51 PM
Best race car driver Boyager. baddood;
I nominate Rae baddood;
Racing is a sport so Aubrey wins by default. baddood;
Maybe drag racing so long as I could keep going in a straight line n_u
Quote from: YPR on May 12, 2010, 07:06:48 PM
I nominate Rae baddood;
Me too. baddood;
Quote from: Thyme on May 12, 2010, 07:07:46 PM
Racing is a sport so Aubrey wins by default. baddood;
Pft, look at his posts regarding driving. n_u
Also, Boyager who is changing the most rapidly y/n
I could race the pants off YPR. n_u
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 12, 2010, 07:11:25 PM
I could race the pants off YPR. n_u
So that's why you're such a fan of racing girl;
Yes, "best race boyager". We need to decide who is the best hispanic boyager, best black, best asian, etc.
Except "best white boyager". THAT SHIT'S RACIST
Next Boyager to Lose Virginity
smartest boyager
dumbest boyager
straight boyager most likely to join the navy and consent to group sex
dirtiest boyager
boyager most likely to be popular in the real world
boyager most likely to spend a life in prison
Quote from: YPR on May 12, 2010, 07:27:32 PM
So that's why you're such a fan of racing girl;
It makes it a sport. yes;
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 13, 2010, 09:18:16 AM
It makes it a sport. yes;
I never knew you were like this Rae! giggle;
Went through the DISCUSS THE AWARDS thread again, seconding these:
Best Gay Boyager
Boyager Most Likely to Rage and Leave Forever
The next user to get a significant other and disappear forever
Most significant event
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 13, 2010, 09:20:02 AM
I never knew you were like this Rae! giggle;
Shhhhh... lol n_u
best and worst boyager!
I can't believe these have been overlooked. O_0
Best Director
Best Manager
Best Supervisor
Best First Mate
There's a shoe-in for each one. sillydood;
Worst Boyah meme
most likely to be a threat to national security baddood;
Quote from: Ted on May 13, 2010, 10:14:14 PM
most likely to be a threat to national security baddood;
Bassir isn't here anymore
Boyager most likely to get in a relationship and stop coming on boyah.
(obviously, this would only be for future cases, so people like houdini and bassir can't be voted for this)
im going to happen that one
Quote from: Socks on May 14, 2010, 06:04:20 AM
im going to happen that one
how would i talk to you ;_____;
bestest nintendofangirl video!!!11 XD :D
Best Nintendofangirl fan y/n
Boyager Most Likely to Win a Superlative in Real Life
Boyager Least Likely to Win a Superlative in Real Life
best [thread/emote/post/user/etc.] lost after the server crash wariodood;
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on May 14, 2010, 06:51:31 AM
how would i talk to you ;_____;
you'll be too busy to talk ;)
most convoluted socks post
When does this end?
Quote from: Nyerp on May 14, 2010, 09:25:01 PM
most convoluted socks post
It's just because you're not a
writer, you just don't
get him.
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 15, 2010, 09:27:23 AM
It's just because you're not clucky, you just don't get him.
fixed
Quote from: Lain on May 16, 2010, 06:45:22 PM
fixed
Whilst I see the overall intent presented here, in its true form this is a universal and timeless idea of hope, for all of humanity. Needles to say, these individuals are not near the mark, both in terms of realisation and in course of action.
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 16, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
Whilst I see the overall intent presented here, in its true form this is a universal and timeless idea of hope, for all of humanity. Needles to say, these individuals are not near the mark, both in terms of realisation and in course of action.
Dude, that's so deep. giggle;
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 16, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
Whilst I see the overall intent presented here, in its true form this is a universal and timeless idea of hope, for all of humanity. Needles to say, these individuals are not near the mark, both in terms of realisation and in course of action.
(http://i.imagehost.org/0943/lainround.png)
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 16, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
Whilst I see the overall intent presented here, in its true form this is a universal and timeless idea of hope, for all of humanity. Needles to say, these individuals are not near the mark, both in terms of realisation and in course of action.
goowan
Quote from: Lain on May 16, 2010, 07:24:28 PM
goowan
Blame Sock's's's's original post for that.
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 16, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
Whilst I see the overall intent presented here, in its true form this is a universal and timeless idea of hope, for all of humanity. Needles to say, these individuals are not near the mark, both in terms of realisation and in course of action.
If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it. cjlubdoods;
so uh yeah
when is this starting
Quote from: Captain America on May 22, 2010, 02:31:29 PM
so uh yeah
when is this starting
needles to say it will start in june*
*july
this was supposed to end yesterday but no one posts so i was like lol need more nominations.
Quote from: Khadafi on May 22, 2010, 06:33:55 PM
this was supposed to end yesterday but no one posts so i was like lol need more nominations.
I thought you were like "lol no need for awards anymore" since no one posts.
I kind of feel that way myself. awdood;
Most likely to be a drama queen
Cheapest Boyager
Most likely to put off making their Boyah Awards video
Best Defender of Doodthing
Boyager most likely to still be here after everyone else is gone
Best typo
dont worry guys i second the boyager with the most mighty mandible
Quote from: GENOP on May 23, 2010, 06:38:15 PM
Ask doodthing for frogivness
Christman
cook
needles
there's plenty to choose from baddood;
tingi
i just wanna vote already
Quote from: GENOP on May 23, 2010, 06:38:15 PM
Ask doodthing for frogivness
Did I do that one?
Aracde
Quote from: Wrench on May 23, 2010, 05:47:49 AM
Most likely to be a drama queen
Cheapest BoyagerQuote from: Lain on May 23, 2010, 06:36:44 PM
Best Defender of Doodthing
Boyager most likely to still be here after everyone else is gone
Best typo
Seconded
Boyager most likely to have a pessimistic outlook on their life
Ok this is taking too long so I did everyone a favor and put together the list of categories baddood;
[spoiler]Best New Member
Most Likely to become President
Nicest Member
Most likely to represent their State in the Lawmootly [legislature].
Best college that a Boyager attends
Member who inspires most activity
Best female boyager
Most abused emote
Boyager with the coolest friends.
best new member
nicest member
best avatar
best thread
best emote user
best-looking male boyager
best-looking female boyager
Member with biggest E-penis
Member most likely to post a thread no one cares about
Best musical taste
Best movie taste
Most offensive
Member most likely to post a thread no one cares about
Member most likely to post nudes of self
Game of the year
Movie of the year
Hits on females too much
Hits on males too much
Most annoying meme
Best meme
Boyager you most want to meet in person
Most unrecognized active boyager
Most likely to own over 50% of the Anonymous board
Boyager with the best avatar
Boyager with the best signature
Best Boyah meme
Most attractive female Boyager
Most attractive male Boyager
Most artistic Boyager
Most missed absent Boyager
Least missed absent Boyager
Most underrated Boyager
Most overrated Boyager
Best ex-Admin
Best ex-Mod
Boyager most likely to not win any other awards
Most one-sided fight between two Boyagers
Boyager most likely to become a mass-murdering sociopath
Most pretentious Boyager
Boyager most likely to use the word "hipster"
Boyager most likely to use the word "hipster" incorrectly
Boyager most likely to tell everyone about a game/movie/artist/website everyone already knew about.
Most likely to repost the Reddit frontpage
Most likely to be high while voting for the Boyah Awards
Boyager most likely to brag about their drug consumption.
most likely to say they will leave forever and then return
most likely to become famous
nicest hair
nicest eyes
nicest smile
BEST VIDEOGAME COLLECTION
Best New Member
Post of the Year
Most deserved ban
most likely to join in texas' secession from the union
most likely to move to canada
next boyager to switch to a mac
most likely to win a nobel prize
member who needs to post more
member who needs to return to boyah
silliest boyager
most unintentionally hilarious boyager
State/Province with the overall best inhabitant Boyagers
best boyager outside of the us
most likely to suck six dirty dog dicks
most typical boyager (boyager who best represents all other boyagers)
most atypical boyager
boyager with the best defining feature (c. mongoloid's rosy cheeks, trevor's insanely manly mandible, etc)
Best taste in music
Best taste in video games
Unluckiest boyager
Most likely to break the law
Best/worst sig
Best/worst avatar
Most Insightful Boyahist
Boyahist with highest tendency of nueroticism
Most Individualistic Boyahist
Most Needy Boyahist
Giant Poser Award
Most Deluded Boyahist
Most Unknown Boyahist
BOYAHIST LIKELY GOING TO DIE FROM TERMINAL CANCER
Boyager most likely to be a closet fag
Boyager most likely to be a closet alcoholic
Female Boyager most likely to have a pregnancy scare
best boyah board
best boyah feature
Boyager Least Likely to win another award
Best boyager quote
Best screenname
Boyager most likely to vote for his/herself in everything they're running for.
Boyager most likely to not vote themselves for any of his or her nominations.
Boyager most likely to leave Boyah
Boyager most likely to usurp JMV's throne and rule Boyah with a totalitarian fist
Biggest weeaboo
Biggest liar
Best [race/religion/geographic region] boyager
Least likely to succeed
Next Boyager to Lose Virginity
smartest boyager
dumbest boyager
dirtiest boyager
boyager most likely to be popular in the real world
boyager most likely to spend a life in prison
Best Gay Boyager
Boyager Most Likely to Rage and Leave Forever
The next user to get a significant other and disappear forever
Most significant event
Best Director
Best Manager
Best Supervisor
Best First Mate
Best/worst boyager
Best/worst boyah meme
Boyager most likely to still be here after everyone else is gone
Best typo
Most pessimistic boyager
Most optimistic boyager
[/spoiler]
Needles to say it needs to be trimmed a bit
[spoiler=Group A]1. Most Likely to become President
2. Nicest Member
3. Most likely to represent their State in the Lawmootly [legislature].
4. Best college that a Boyager attends
5. Member who inspires most activity
6. Best female boyager
7. Most abused emote
8. Boyager with the coolest friends.
9. best thread
10. best emote user
11. Member with biggest E-penis
12. Best musical taste
13. Best movie taste
14. Most offensive
15. Member most likely to post a thread no one cares about
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[spoiler=Group B]16. Member most likely to post nudes of self
17. Game of the year
18. Movie of the year
19. Hits on females too much
20. Hits on males too much
21. Boyager you most want to meet in person
22. Most unrecognized active boyager
23. Most likely to own over 50% of the Anonymous board
24. Most attractive female Boyager
25. Most attractive male Boyager
26. Most artistic Boyager
27. Most missed absent Boyager
28. Least missed absent Boyager
29. Most underrated Boyager
30. Most overrated Boyager
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[spoiler=Group C]31. Best ex-Admin
32. Best ex-Mod
33. Boyager most likely to not win any other awards
34. Most one-sided fight between two Boyagers
35. Boyager most likely to become a mass-murdering sociopath
36. Most pretentious Boyager
37. Boyager most likely to use the word "hipster"
38. Boyager most likely to use the word "hipster" incorrectly
39. Boyager most likely to tell everyone about a game/movie/artist/website everyone already knew about.
40. Most likely to repost the Reddit frontpage
41. Most likely to be high while voting for the Boyah Awards
42. Boyager most likely to brag about their drug consumption.
43. most likely to say they will leave forever and then return
44. most likely to become famous
45. nicest hair
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[spoiler=Group D]46. nicest eyes
47. nicest smile
48. BEST VIDEOGAME COLLECTION
49. Best New Member
50. Post of the Year
51. Most deserved ban
52. most likely to join in texas' secession from the union
53. most likely to move to canada
54. next boyager to switch to a mac
55. most likely to win a nobel prize
56. member who needs to post more
57. member who needs to return to boyah
58. silliest boyager
59. most unintentionally hilarious boyager
60. State/Province with the overall best inhabitant Boyagers
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[spoiler=Group E]61. best boyager outside of the us
62. most likely to suck six dirty dog dicks
63. most typical boyager (boyager who best represents all other boyagers)
64. most atypical boyager
65. boyager with the best defining feature (c. mongoloid's rosy cheeks, trevor's insanely manly mandible, etc)
66. Best taste in music
67. Best taste in video games
68. Unluckiest boyager
69. Most likely to break the law
70. Best/worst sig
71. Best/worst avatar
72. Most Insightful Boyahist
73. Boyahist with highest tendency of nueroticism
74. Most Individualistic Boyahist
75. Most Needy Boyahist
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[spoiler=Group F]76. Giant Poser Award
77. Most Deluded Boyahist
78. BOYAHIST LIKELY GOING TO DIE FROM TERMINAL CANCER
79. Boyager most likely to be a closet fag
80. Boyager most likely to be a closet alcoholic
81. Female Boyager most likely to have a pregnancy scare
82. best boyah board
83. best boyah feature
84. Boyager Least Likely to win another award
85. Best boyager quote
86. Best screenname
87. Boyager most likely to vote for his/herself in everything they're running for.
88. Boyager most likely to not vote themselves for any of his or her nominations.
89. Boyager most likely to leave Boyah
90. Boyager most likely to usurp JMV's throne and rule Boyah with a totalitarian fist
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[spoiler=Group G]91. Biggest weeaboo
92. Biggest liar
93. Best [race/religion/geographic region] boyager
94. Least likely to succeed
95. Next Boyager to Lose Virginity
96. smartest boyager
97. dumbest boyager
98. dirtiest boyager
99. boyager most likely to be popular in the real world
100. boyager most likely to spend a life in prison
101. Best Gay Boyager
102. Boyager Most Likely to Rage and Leave Forever
103. The next user to get a significant other and disappear forever
104. Most significant event
105. Best Director
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[spoiler=Group H]106. Best Manager
107. Best Supervisor
108. Best First Mate
109. Best/worst boyager
110. Best/worst boyah meme
111. Boyager most likely to still be here after everyone else is gone
112. Best typo
113. Most pessimistic boyager
114. Most optimistic boyager
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I broke Aubrey's list into a more manageable grouping. I say we take the top ten in Groups A-G and then the top six from Group H, that still gives us seventy-six categories, which I believe is on par with last year's [correct me if I'm wrong].
My votes
[spoiler=Group A]1. Most Likely to become President
2. Nicest Member
5. Best college that a Boyager attends
6. Member who inspires most activity
7. Best female boyager
8. Most abused emote
10. best new member
11. nicest member
13. best thread
15. best-looking male boyager
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[spoiler=Group B]16. best-looking female boyager
17. Member with biggest E-penis
19. Best musical taste
20. Best movie taste
21. Most offensive
23. Member most likely to post nudes of self
24. Game of the year
25. Movie of the year
26. Hits on females too much
30. Boyager you most want to meet in person
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[spoiler=Group C]31. Most unrecognized active boyager
32. Most likely to own over 50% of the Anonymous board
33. Boyager with the best avatar
34. Boyager with the best signature
35. Best Boyah meme
38. Most artistic Boyager
39. Most missed absent Boyager
41. Most underrated Boyager
42. Most overrated Boyager
45. Boyager most likely to not win any other awards
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[spoiler=Group D]
47. Boyager most likely to become a mass-murdering sociopath
48. Most pretentious Boyager
49. Boyager most likely to use the word "hipster"
52. Most likely to repost the Reddit frontpage
54. Boyager most likely to brag about their drug consumption.
55. most likely to say they will leave forever and then return
56. most likely to become famous
57. nicest hair
58. nicest eyes
59. nicest smile
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[spoiler=Group E]
62. Post of the Year
63. Most deserved ban
66. next boyager to switch to a mac
68. member who needs to post more
70. silliest boyager
71. most unintentionally hilarious boyager
72. State/Province with the overall best inhabitant Boyagers
73. best boyager outside of the us
74. most likely to suck six dirty dog dicks
75. most typical boyager (boyager who best represents all other boyagers)
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[spoiler=Group F]1. most atypical boyager
2. boyager with the best defining feature (c. mongoloid's rosy cheeks, trevor's insanely manly mandible, etc)
6. Most likely to break the law
7. Best/worst sig
8. Best/worst avatar
9. Most Insightful Boyahist
11. Most Individualistic Boyahist
12. Most Needy Boyahist
13. Giant Poser Award
15. Most Unknown Boyahist
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[spoiler=Group G]91. BOYAHIST LIKELY GOING TO DIE FROM TERMINAL CANCER
92. Boyager most likely to be a closet fag
93. Boyager most likely to be a closet alcoholic
94. Female Boyager most likely to have a pregnancy scare
98. Best boyager quote
100. Boyager most likely to vote for his/herself in everything they're running for.
102. Boyager most likely to leave Boyah
103. Boyager most likely to usurp JMV's throne and rule Boyah with a totalitarian fist
104. Biggest weeaboo
105. Biggest liar
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[spoiler=Group H]
107. Least likely to succeed
109. smartest boyager
110. dumbest boyager
112. boyager most likely to be popular in the real world
113. boyager most likely to spend a life in prison
116. The next user to get a significant other and disappear forever
117. Most significant event
118. Best Director
119. Best Manager
120. Best Supervisor
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[spoiler=Group I]121. Best First Mate
122. Best/worst boyager
124. Boyager most likely to still be here after everyone else is gone
125. Best typo
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Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 25, 2010, 09:40:36 AM
[spoiler=Group A]
1. Most Likely to become President
2. Nicest Member
5. Member who inspires most activity
6. Best female boyager
7. Most abused emote
9. best thread
10. best emote user
12. Best musical taste
14. Most offensive
15. Member most likely to post a thread no one cares about
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[spoiler=Group B]
16. Member most likely to post nudes of self
21. Boyager you most want to meet in person
22. Most unrecognized active boyager
24. Most attractive female Boyager
25. Most attractive male Boyager
26. Most artistic Boyager
27. Most missed absent Boyager
28. Least missed absent Boyager
29. Most underrated Boyager
30. Most overrated Boyager
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[spoiler=Group C]
33. Boyager most likely to not win any other awards
35. Boyager most likely to become a mass-murdering sociopath
36. Most pretentious Boyager
37. Boyager most likely to use the word "hipster"
39. Boyager most likely to tell everyone about a game/movie/artist/website everyone already knew about.
40. Most likely to repost the Reddit frontpage
41. Most likely to be high while voting for the Boyah Awards
43. most likely to say they will leave forever and then return
44. most likely to become famous
45. nicest hair
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[spoiler=Group D]
46. nicest eyes
47. nicest smile
49. Best New Member
50. Post of the Year
51. Most deserved ban
55. most likely to win a nobel prize
56. member who needs to post more
57. member who needs to return to boyah
58. silliest boyager
59. most unintentionally hilarious boyager
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[spoiler=Group E]
62. most likely to suck six dirty dog dicks
63. most typical boyager (boyager who best represents all other boyagers)
65. boyager with the best defining feature (c. mongoloid's rosy cheeks, trevor's insanely manly mandible, etc)
68. Unluckiest boyager
69. Most likely to break the law
70. Best/worst sig
71. Best/worst avatar
72. Most Insightful Boyahist
74. Most Individualistic Boyahist
75. Most Needy Boyahist
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[spoiler=Group F]
79. Boyager most likely to be a closet fag
80. Boyager most likely to be a closet alcoholic
81. Female Boyager most likely to have a pregnancy scare
82. best boyah board
83. best boyah feature
84. Boyager Least Likely to win another award
86. Best screenname
88. Boyager most likely to not vote themselves for any of his or her nominations.
89. Boyager most likely to leave Boyah
90. Boyager most likely to usurp JMV's throne and rule Boyah with a totalitarian fist
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[spoiler=Group G]
94. Least likely to succeed
95. Next Boyager to Lose Virginity
96. smartest boyager
97. dumbest boyager
99. boyager most likely to be popular in the real world
100. boyager most likely to spend a life in prison
101. Best Gay Boyager
103. The next user to get a significant other and disappear forever
104. Most significant event
105. Best Director
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[spoiler=Group H]
109. Best/worst boyager
110. Best/worst boyah meme
111. Boyager most likely to still be here after everyone else is gone
112. Best typo
113. Most pessimistic boyager
114. Most optimistic boyager
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I voted
am i invisible in this thread or do you guys just not want me to have my one award :'(
65. boyager with the best defining feature (c. mongoloid's rosy cheeks, trevor's insanely manly mandible, etc)
;_;
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 25, 2010, 07:11:52 PM
65. boyager with the best defining feature (c. mongoloid's rosy cheeks, trevor's insanely manly mandible, etc)
;_;
but this means i have competition akudood;
Quote from: Trevor on May 25, 2010, 07:31:17 PM
but this means i have competition akudood;
One person. You're the favourite to win this one, trust me. baddood;
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 25, 2010, 07:44:38 PM
One person. You're the favourite to win this one, trust me. baddood;
Thyme's eyebrows? :'(
Quote from: Thyme on May 25, 2010, 07:45:11 PM
Thyme's eyebrows? :'(
They need more photos. n_u
Aw yourself david baddood;
Quote from: YPR on May 25, 2010, 09:56:42 PM
Aw yourself david baddood;
I did take a recent picture on the bus ride down to Worlds of Fun, but you really can't see anything in it. n_u
boyahist who depends on others perception of their indentity to remain stable giggle;
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on May 26, 2010, 09:39:52 AM
boyahist who depends on others perception of their indentity to remain stable giggle;
Sorry! You missed the deadline!
How about Biggest Tool?
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 27, 2010, 08:28:28 AM
How about Biggest Tool?
If I remember that thread in the anonymous board right, I'm pretty sure that would be Kaz. n_u
when the fuck we votin' on shit?
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on May 27, 2010, 12:49:05 PM
If I remember that thread in the anonymous board right, I'm pretty sure that would be Kaz. n_u
i don't even know what thread you're talking about or how it involves me
or how i'm a tool at all for that matter doodthing;
Quote from: Lain on May 28, 2010, 01:03:06 PM
i don't even know what thread you're talking about or how it involves me
or how i'm a tool at all for that matter doodthing;
I do remember a thread on that board where people made allusions about you having a rather large piece of genitalia.
so you weren't thinking about the right kind of tool hocuspocus;
Quote from: Thyme on May 28, 2010, 01:09:09 PM
I do remember a thread on that board where people made allusions about you having a rather large piece of genitalia.
so you weren't thinking about the right kind of tool hocuspocus;
oh, that thread giggle;
Quote from: Thyme on May 28, 2010, 01:09:09 PM
so you weren't thinking about the right kind of tool hocuspocus;
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT
Do we have a "Best member to join since last awards" award yet? I nominate that.
If we do, I second it.
I second it.
Most talked about member in PMs. n_u
Most unusual Boyah friendship, Rae. ;)
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 26, 2010, 06:46:24 PM
THANK GOD. baddood;
oh rae you know you want more awards that will passively hurt the winner giggle;
Quote from: Socks on May 29, 2010, 10:09:53 AM
Most unusual Boyah friendship, Rae. ;)
They make the best kind. giggle;
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on May 29, 2010, 12:13:22 PM
oh rae you know you want more awards that will passively hurt the winner giggle;
I want you to win them all. Well most of them. bassir;
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on May 29, 2010, 12:13:22 PM
oh rae you know you want more awards that will passively hurt the winner giggle;
I can get behind this.
Biggest douche.
Biggest sad sack of misery.
Boyager with the smallest penis.
Boyager with the biggest vagina.
Boyager with the sandiest vagina.
Boyager most likely to assault an autistic child out of frustration.
Honorary Nicolas Cage award for total loss of credibility.
i like the last one
i can't think of who i would nominate though
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on May 29, 2010, 07:35:37 PM
I can get behind this.
Biggest douche.
Biggest sad sack of misery.
Boyager with the smallest penis.
Boyager with the biggest vagina.
Boyager with the sandiest vagina.
Boyager most likely to assault an autistic child out of frustration.
Honorary Nicolas Cage award for total loss of credibility.
yes
YES