A comprehensive list of things that Breath of the Wild does well:

Started by Kalahari Inkantation, June 23, 2018, 11:48:03 AM

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Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 30, 2018, 09:49:44 PMit means i'm way more likely to unwittingly encounter lewds of midna than i am of, say, fi or tatl (the thinking man's waifu) akudood;

or even zelda, for god's sake

I just can't help but find it a little suspect that the very first thing that comes up among TP fans is Midna. girl;
I just searched on gelbooru for an example myface;

There's 54% more explicit images tagged princess_zelda than midna. Considering there's only two versions of midna (imp and true form) while Zelda has at least 5 popular incarnations that's a ridiculous amount of Midna, but still less overall.

imo sexualizing imp midna at all is disgusting but only 20% of her content is true form

Hiro

even though i think it's gross, i understand why people are into imp midna because her design is inherently sexual-looking

silvertone


Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Samus Aran on July 30, 2018, 09:57:50 PMnormies all look at and/or draw hentai duh

i mean yeah they actually do

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like, a lot

Daddy

Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 31, 2018, 11:51:00 AM
Quote from: Samus Aran on July 30, 2018, 09:57:50 PMnormies all look at and/or draw hentai duh

i mean yeah they actually do

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like, a lot
asian milf stepmom cuckold creampie isn't an option

now what will i beat off to

The Hand That Fisted Everyone


silvertone


don't let's

Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 30, 2018, 09:58:02 PMMidna is by far the most popular waifu choice in the Zelda series for reasons that are beyond obvious. That makes her prime normiebait. akudood;


Kalahari Inkantation

ah, i see you're a thinking man yourself

marin is THE quintessential zelda waifu

TooB

Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 31, 2018, 03:03:43 PMah, i see you're a thinking man yourself

marin is THE quintessential zelda waifu

Marin is an asskicker in Hyrule Warriors

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMn't have any issues with the distribution  confuseddood;

my problems with botw's armor/clothing setup are:

1. you can't equip full sets in one click, instead having to separately equip one piece at a time through that nightmare of a menu

2. some of those abilities really should be stackable or not armor-dependent at all psyduck;

things like movement speed should be either permanent upgrades, or tied to a single armor piece (eg. footwear for speed, gloves for climbing) the way it was done in previous zeldas

it's ridiculous that it takes an entire outfit to boost my running or climbing speed or dmg output (etc.), and that i'm limited to just one of those enhancements at a time (unless i eat smth, ugh)

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMalso the menus are better than any other rpg I've played

SocksDood;

i mean, maybe in the sense that it's not literally a menu navigator the way your average turn-based jrpg is

but you still spend an absurd amount of time navigating menus of the most boring kind in botw because the inventory is so horribly designed

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on July 30, 2018, 03:10:23 PMVoice acting is bad

not only is it generally poor, it's mostly wasted on characters who are absolutely lifeless

Yunobo (had to look his name up because literally who again lol) doesn't have a single important line in the entire game, and yet he's voiced. psyduck;

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Samus Aran on July 30, 2018, 01:28:56 AM
Quote from: Hiro on July 29, 2018, 11:45:59 PMwhy would you do that though

because i'm a self-hating idiot with irrepressible completionistic tendencies and i insist on not only acquiring every piece of armor, but also upgrading it all awdood;

Kalahari Inkantation

minor complaint but it's baffling that botw can't do something even as basic as this well:

why, when equipped with the ancient saddle, does the horse spawn facing the opposite direction link is, requiring you to do a 180 degree turn every single time before you can proceed psyduck;

C.Mongler

i literally rode a horse for all of 30 seconds in my 45 hours in that game lol

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