DUTCH BROS 'COFFEE'
This shit is repulsive. It's barely even coffee and only serves zoomers who think coffee needs to be 30% sugar, 65% milk and 5% pre-made canned coffee.
Starbucks slander will NOT be tolerated in this thread
Is there any coffee chain that's like actually good though
Quote from: YPrrrr on April 19, 2021, 03:14:13 PMIs there any coffee chain that's like actually good though
Supposedly Dunn Bros is up there, but theyre midwest only iirc
Quote from: ME## on April 19, 2021, 02:15:27 PMStarbucks slander will NOT be tolerated in this thread
then why did you describe starbucks coffee
Quote from: Mando Pandango on April 19, 2021, 06:04:08 PMQuote from: ME## on April 19, 2021, 02:15:27 PMStarbucks slander will NOT be tolerated in this thread
then why did you describe starbucks coffee
baka idort;
Quote from: Mando Pandango on April 19, 2021, 06:04:08 PMQuote from: ME## on April 19, 2021, 02:15:27 PMStarbucks slander will NOT be tolerated in this thread
then why did you describe starbucks coffee
have you had dutch bros? it really does make starbucks look gourmet by comparison
nah that's a west coast thing
duckin donuts, easily
evidence: the fact that anyone still voluntarily drinks their """coffee""" at all
I am still mystified by Bostonians fandom of that one.
evidence:
https://www.nj.com/healthfit/2019/02/jersey-shore-dunkin-donuts-worker-has-hepatitis-a-customers-urged-to-seek-treatment.html
dutch bros just uses hella syrups lol
dunkins is perfeclty rated tho
like yea its shit but no expects it not to be shit
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 20, 2021, 09:55:40 AMlike yea its shit but no expects it not to be shit
if that were true then no one would ever set foot in one
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 20, 2021, 09:55:40 AMdunkins is perfeclty rated tho
it's overrated so long as its coffee has any voluntary consumers at all
evidence:
https://www.wbtv.com/story/24794981/plumbing-issue-may-lead-to-cause-of-illness-at-dunkin-donuts-in-monroe/
https://www.localsyr.com/health/coronavirus/potential-covid-19-exposure-at-dunkin-donuts-in-weedsport/
Those really have nothing to do with the coffee though
Quote from: strongbad on April 20, 2021, 07:52:37 AMdutch bros just uses hella syrups lol
seriously, and why would anyone get syrup in their coffee I don't get it
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 20, 2021, 09:55:40 AMdunkins is perfeclty rated tho
like yea its shit but no expects it not to be shit
pretty much this, dunkin' is popular because it's okay coffee that's fast and cheap and doesn't claim it's anything more
evidence:
https://www.miamiherald.com/miami-com/restaurants/article229534359.html
https://gothamist.com/food/watch-dunkin-donuts-customers-react-to-video-of-rat-romping-through-baked-goods
https://www.nj.com/news/2019/06/if-you-bought-a-donut-at-this-nj-dunkin-you-need-to-see-a-doctor.html
Quote from: Magyarorszag on April 20, 2021, 05:49:30 PMevidence:
https://www.miamiherald.com/miami-com/restaurants/article229534359.html
https://gothamist.com/food/watch-dunkin-donuts-customers-react-to-video-of-rat-romping-through-baked-goods
https://www.nj.com/news/2019/06/if-you-bought-a-donut-at-this-nj-dunkin-you-need-to-see-a-doctor.html
this is just typical restaurant stuff
Quote from: Magyarorszag on April 20, 2021, 10:11:53 AMQuote from: C.Mongler on April 20, 2021, 09:55:40 AMlike yea its shit but no expects it not to be shit
if that were true then no one would ever set foot in one
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 20, 2021, 09:55:40 AMdunkins is perfeclty rated tho
it's overrated so long as its coffee has any voluntary consumers at all
evidence:
https://www.wbtv.com/story/24794981/plumbing-issue-may-lead-to-cause-of-illness-at-dunkin-donuts-in-monroe/
https://www.localsyr.com/health/coronavirus/potential-covid-19-exposure-at-dunkin-donuts-in-weedsport/
i set foot in one cuz their shit is like $2 whereas starbux shit is like $5.5 and they are rude to me
Plus you can get a cheap donut while you're there
Yes I realize there are better donuts in the world please don't tell me how X donut shop is way better than DD everyone knows that
oh no the donuts are fine lol, i've had a craving for a box these past few days
Yeah I didn't mean to specifically direct it at you sry
It just feels like any time on the internet you post that you like some sort of cheap junk food someone always has to shit on it for not being gourmet. Sometimes I just want a goddamn previously frozen glazed donut!!! (and there's not always a Krispy Kreme around)
i saved the most revulsive piece of evidence for last:
https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2021/01/30/need-a-pick-me-up-you-can-get-free-dunkin-coffee-every-monday-in-february/
ugly;
I need a pick-me-up, not a put-me-down. awdood;
also just picked me up a box of donuts from dd happydood;
That is a very hot n cold relationship you have with DD lol
I’ll never forget the time I went to Dunkin’ Donuts and they asked if I wanted milk in my latte 5thgrade;
honestly dunkin donuts are the bottom level donut imo, gas stations and grocery stores have better donuts
I go to dd if it's convenient
it's a bit annoying when they get confused I just want 4 shots of espresso and nothing else and they ask if I'm sure I don't want any milk, sugar, creame
Quote from: Hiro on April 22, 2021, 12:42:15 AMhonestly dunkin donuts are the bottom level donut imo, gas stations and grocery stores have better donuts
ust have some good grocery stores because most grocery store donuts are trash af. They basically have glazed wonderbread. Gas stations too unless they offer Krispy Kremes.
Not that Dunkin is amazing but I would never waste money on a grocery store donut unless it's like a froufrou specialty grocery
Quote from: YPrrrr on April 22, 2021, 05:00:02 AMQuote from: Hiro on April 22, 2021, 12:42:15 AMhonestly dunkin donuts are the bottom level donut imo, gas stations and grocery stores have better donuts
ust have some good grocery stores because most grocery store donuts are trash af. They basically have glazed wonderbread. Gas stations too unless they offer Krispy Kremes.
Not that Dunkin is amazing but I would never waste money on a grocery store donut unless it's like a froufrou specialty grocery
yea true.
Quote from: YPrrrr on April 22, 2021, 05:00:02 AMYou must have some good grocery stores because most grocery store donuts are trash af. They basically have glazed wonderbread. Gas stations too unless they offer Krispy Kremes.
Not that Dunkin is amazing but I would never waste money on a grocery store donut unless it's like a froufrou specialty grocery
mmmmnope, dunkin just sucks bro. they're really dry, firm, and the frosting has no discernible flavor at all. grocery store/gas station donuts are not that good but completely acceptable imo, i'm talking about safeway & frys/kroger/etc. unless you're getting them at their most stale they're totally fine
also i've never seen a gas station actually had krispy kreme, just those little prepackaged mini donuts with the krispy kreme branding
apparently dunkin donuts left oregon and washington a long time ago anyway wrench;
most local donut shops > krispy kreme > grocery store donuts > gas station donuts > dunkin
donuts are one of my favorite things and dunkin is the only place I would never pay money for
Quote from: Hiro on April 22, 2021, 12:25:03 PMQuote from: YPrrrr on April 22, 2021, 05:00:02 AMYou must have some good grocery stores because most grocery store donuts are trash af. They basically have glazed wonderbread. Gas stations too unless they offer Krispy Kremes.
Not that Dunkin is amazing but I would never waste money on a grocery store donut unless it's like a froufrou specialty grocery
mmmmnope, dunkin just sucks bro. they're really dry, firm, and the frosting has no discernible flavor at all. grocery store/gas station donuts are not that good but completely acceptable imo, i'm talking about safeway & frys/kroger/etc. unless you're getting them at their most stale they're totally fine
also i've never seen a gas station actually had krispy kreme, just those little prepackaged mini donuts with the krispy kreme branding
... no. Kroger/Frys barely even qualify as donuts. They have the worst bakery of any grocery chain I've ever been to. They can't even do bread right. They're competing with Walmart for worst baked goods section. You know it's bad when the box of donuts someone brings into work is still there by the end of the day. Not even old folks will eat that crap.
Maybe a better grocery chain like Publix would have good donuts idk
I'm not out here saying DD is really good but the grocery store donuts are a joke. They're closer to bagels than donuts. Hot take denied
But yes definitely get your donuts at local place/Krispy Kreme if possible
Quote from: YPrrrr on April 22, 2021, 03:47:24 PMBut yes definitely get your donuts at local place/Krispy Kreme if possible
hell yes brother
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