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I liked Assault >.<
this venn diagram looks like a titty
Star Fucks Zero is the only one i found wholly and truly insufferable on every measurable level
but perhaps im just a furry
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 11, 2018, 05:22:43 AMStar Fucks Zero is the only one i found wholly and truly insufferable on every measurable level
but perhaps im just a furry
the only one I'd say that about is Adventures, because it's just.... boring
it's at least inoffensive.
zero is just aggressively bad.
Quote from: YPrrrr on September 10, 2018, 03:48:43 PMI liked Assault >.<
even i think assault is just
okayit gets off to a strong start (ignoring the cringeworthy dialogue) and its rail missions are all fun
but it's heavily bogged down by an abundance of on-foot sections that sadly make up the majority of what's supposed to be a
space flight gameif i wanted to play a mediocre-at-best rareware third-person shooter (which i don't), i'd play donkey kong 64
But that's not what Star Fox was meant to be. awdood;
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 11, 2018, 05:22:43 AMStar Fucks Zero is the only one i found wholly and truly insufferable on every measurable level
but perhaps im just a furry
zero may be the only one that's truly
bad, but every entry since 64 has been a huge letdown
despite the fact that expectations get lower for star fox with each new entry, the successive game still manages to disappoint every time lol
as intended, i suppose
miyamoto is extremely spiteful and has deliberately gone out of his way to sabotage this franchise ever since adventures
Assault was fine but too short(I think) and the on foot missions. I absolutely hated the controls in Command.
still haven't touched zero
In part because I'm genuinely afraid to see just how badly M*yamoto has destroyed this series.
it's basically a reimagining of 64 (which in itself is just a reimagining of OG SNES) with maybe the worst control scheme I've ever experienced
there are diehards who say you can "get used to it" but I gave it like two hours and it still felt like complete shit
Contemporary Star F*x thrives on nought but vixen milk. Prove me wrong.
awdood;
Star Fox 64 owns