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Poll
Question: You fuckin slut
Option 1: Yes, it's awesome votes: 2
Option 2: No and nooooo thanks votes: 2
Option 3: Not yet but maybe someday votes: 1
Option 4: Yes although I wish they hadn't votes: 0
Title: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 09, 2017, 12:19:07 AM
Not including doctors obv.
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 09, 2017, 12:20:31 AM
i do not like this at all but i am not entirely unwilling to eventually try it
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 09, 2017, 05:07:13 AM
Quote from: Boyager on June 09, 2017, 12:19:07 AM
Not including doctors obv.


aww

i had a sigmoidoscopy a couple of months ago
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 09, 2017, 11:41:23 AM
yeah
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 09, 2017, 11:48:24 AM
this entire forum rams things up my ass on a daily basis
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 09, 2017, 12:27:40 PM
this entire forum rams things up their own ass on a daily basis
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Thyme on June 09, 2017, 12:50:02 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 09, 2017, 05:07:13 AM
Quote from: Boyager on June 09, 2017, 12:19:07 AM
Not including doctors obv.


aww

i had a sigmoidoscopy a couple of months ago


i've had several sigmoidoscopies and two full colonoscopies

and the preparative enemas that came with them

and suppositories

shitsux, would never put anything up my ass voluntarily, 0/10
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Thyme on June 09, 2017, 12:51:02 PM
also this thread made me bring back an old boyah tradition:
thyme being an idiot hocuspocus;
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 09, 2017, 01:17:16 PM
Yeah it's the best
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 09, 2017, 01:21:57 PM
Ya my fingers for an optimal male orgasm
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2017, 07:56:14 AM
Quote from: Thyme on June 09, 2017, 12:50:02 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 09, 2017, 05:07:13 AM
Quote from: Boyager on June 09, 2017, 12:19:07 AM
Not including doctors obv.


aww

i had a sigmoidoscopy a couple of months ago


i've had several sigmoidoscopies and two full colonoscopies

and the preparative enemas that came with them

and suppositories

shitsux, would never put anything up my ass voluntarily, 0/10


i may or may not need a full colonoscopy in about two months

we'll see what happens

and yeah, the enema was unpleasant

thankfully i haven't had to deal with suppositories yet lol myface;
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Thyme on June 10, 2017, 08:05:46 AM
i prefer full colonoscopies to sigmoidoscopies because they put me under general anesthesia

instead of being tortured for 10 minutes i sleep for 30
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2017, 08:08:35 AM
luckily they were kind enough to tranquilize me even for the sigmoidoscopy lol
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 10, 2017, 11:14:34 AM
too many people voting "no and no thanks"

guys listen

do you know what's up your asshole

it's your g-spot

SUCK IT UP and LET YA GIRL FINGER YA ASSHOLE

THANK ME LATER

[spoiler]being an idiot because i've already posted about this in the past and i am an unabashed supporter of Heterosexual,, ass play[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2017, 11:23:50 AM
what popsi says isn't a matter of opinion, by the way

it's a biological fact

source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4896089/
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Thyme on June 10, 2017, 11:55:50 AM
idk i'm fine with playing with my weewee and my nipples
and more importantly, it doesn't hurt
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2017, 12:00:39 PM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 10, 2017, 11:14:34 AM
too many people voting "no and no thanks"

guys listen

do you know what's up your asshole

it's your g-spot

SUCK IT UP and LET YA GIRL FINGER YA ASSHOLE

THANK ME LATER

[spoiler]being an idiot because i've already posted about this in the past and i am an unabashed supporter of Heterosexual,, ass play[/spoiler]


agreed 100%
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Thyme on June 10, 2017, 12:04:18 PM
but hey i mean i'm vanilla as fuck so
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2017, 12:10:21 PM
well the very same scientific paper does make the claim that:

Quote from: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4896089/Prostatic massage orgasms are thought to be more intense and diffuse than penile stimulation orgasms, but they require time and practice and are not liked by many men.


i imagine that's especially true of someone with chronic gastrointestinal issues

i would bet it's an acquired taste in general anyway
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 02:00:04 PM
i dunno i stug my fangers up my boody hole and it just hurt didnt feel good
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 02:23:17 PM
Ya of course it feels good but that's not all that matters to ppl
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 02:35:02 PM
Quote from: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 02:00:04 PM
i dunno i stug my fangers up my boody hole and it just hurt didnt feel good
ya gotta lube up
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 02:41:11 PM
you guys are going down the path outsider went

i would not recommend it
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2017, 02:46:24 PM
god hates outsiders
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 04:38:29 PM
Quote from: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 02:35:02 PM
Quote from: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 02:00:04 PM
i dunno i stug my fangers up my boody hole and it just hurt didnt feel good
ya gotta lube up
i do but i gotta ram it up real hard and deep or else it doesnt feel like anything.
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 05:27:39 PM
Quote from: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 04:38:29 PM
Quote from: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 02:35:02 PM
Quote from: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 02:00:04 PM
i dunno i stug my fangers up my boody hole and it just hurt didnt feel good
ya gotta lube up
i do but i gotta ram it up real hard and deep or else it doesnt feel like anything.
you're supposed to rub your prostate not stab aimlessly lol
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2017, 08:49:13 PM
Quote from: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 04:38:29 PM
Quote from: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 02:35:02 PM
Quote from: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 02:00:04 PM
i dunno i stug my fangers up my boody hole and it just hurt didnt feel good
ya gotta lube up
i do but i gotta ram it up real hard and deep or else it doesnt feel like anything.


Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 10, 2017, 12:10:21 PM
Quote from: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4896089/Prostatic massage orgasms are thought to be more intense and diffuse than penile stimulation orgasms, but they require time and practice and are not liked by many men.



also,

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 10, 2017, 12:10:21 PM
i would bet it's an acquired taste in general anyway
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2017, 08:51:58 PM
it helps if you enjoy a bit of pain anyway n_u
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2017, 09:01:30 PM
Quote from: Nico Yazawa on June 10, 2017, 08:51:58 PM
it helps if you enjoy a bit of pain anyway n_u


Quote from: ا,,,ر,ة on November 09, 2010, 08:18:45 PM
oh kaz you're so innocent and adorable  5thgrade;
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2017, 09:37:49 PM
lmao
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Thyme on June 10, 2017, 09:42:58 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 10, 2017, 09:01:30 PM
Quote from: Nico Yazawa on June 10, 2017, 08:51:58 PM
it helps if you enjoy a bit of pain anyway n_u


Quote from: ا,,,ر,ة on November 09, 2010, 08:18:45 PM
oh kaz you're so innocent and adorable  5thgrade;



how do you find these posts anyway lmao
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 10, 2017, 10:17:13 PM
how'd you find my post from 2010
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 11, 2017, 11:13:35 PM
i went through a phase of thinking i liked butt stuff and told my gf and sometimes when we are getting a little more intimate than usual she tries to do stuff with my bum and i dont have the heart to tell her that i am actually not into it at all

i just like my own finger up my ass when i'm masturbating sometimes that's it
Title: Re: Has somebody else put something up your ass?
Post by: Boyager on June 12, 2017, 03:48:00 AM
I slipped a finger in the back door once so I owed her that and I couldn't stand it. No more for me.