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Title: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 28, 2018, 12:24:53 AM

gee, what an interesting coincidence that these happen to be the most common """vegetables""" found in fast food............................................
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 28, 2018, 01:59:45 AM
you will take my tubers when you take them from my cold, dead, bloated hands
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 28, 2018, 03:06:41 AM
nutritionally worthless != entirely worthless/bad lol

i like potatoes and tubers but they're almost pure starch and barely qualify as "vegetables" at all
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: C.Mongler on August 28, 2018, 06:45:18 AM
Cucumbers are a nice source of water if you smash their asses in a juicer


Eggplants are trash tho
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 06:56:57 AM
I will play devil's advocate and say that even nutrition devoid foods like lettuce and cucumber provide needed hydration, fiber, and a sense of fullness devoid of calories.

But I do generally avoid iceberg lettuce

I love cucumbers and potatoes though idc
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 28, 2018, 07:46:56 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 28, 2018, 06:45:18 AMEggplants are trash tho

i like eggplants but they too are nutritionally weak

they're great at absorbing flavor though lol

perhaps unsurprisingly, eggplants, (bell) peppers, potatoes, tomatoes and tobacco are all members of the nightshade family, and they're all nutritionally questionable, to say the least lol
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 28, 2018, 08:02:14 AM
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 06:56:57 AMI will play devil's advocate and say that even nutrition devoid foods like lettuce and cucumber provide needed hydration, fiber, and a sense of fullness devoid of calories.

But I do generally avoid iceberg lettuce

I love cucumbers and potatoes though idc

and fried potatoes provide needed carbs, and gummy bears provide such an essential nutrient as sugar, without which we'd all be dead sillydood;

nothing on my list of poor vegetables is truly worthless, only relatively so lol

i mean if there were one food you'd want with you after the apocalypse, it's probably potatoes

but average westerners already have an abundance of the nutrients potatoes provide elsewhere in their diets, and, of course, the massive surplus leads to the alarming increase in obesity we've witnessed over the past ~40 years

Quote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 06:56:57 AMI love cucumbers and potatoes though idc

but despite knowing these are weak vegetables i love them too lol

i even made a thread dedicated to the pickle the other day

but (and i'm not saying you or anyone in particular on boyah does this (although i'm sure at least a few do)) to treat a container of french fries and the single thin slices of generic bloated supermarket tomato and iceberg lettuce you'd find in a large McUltra meal as 'servings of """vegetables"""' is to delude oneself and to obesify oneself

these are nutritionally the absolute worst vegetables that could be called vegetables lol

a lot of people just don't know that there's an enormous difference between a potato and a head of broccoli, or between iceberg lettuce and spinach, despite the fact that they're all "vegetables" lol
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 08:08:07 AM
Most of the severely obese people I know pick off those questionable vegetables anyway sillydood;
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 28, 2018, 08:20:27 AM
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 08:08:07 AMMost of the severely obese people I know pick off those questionable vegetables anyway sillydood;

Pathetic. (http://tinyimg.io/i/4e6JPwe.gif)

oh, and an extra large diet coke
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: ClassicTyler on August 28, 2018, 01:48:43 PM
corn

It only helps paint your waste with color.
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: reeper on August 28, 2018, 09:26:40 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 28, 2018, 12:24:53 AM
  • lettuce (esp. iceberg)
  • onions
  • potatoes and basically all other starchy tuber-like things
  • cucumbers
  • generic bloated supermarket tomato (but other varieties are better)

gee, what an interesting coincidence that these happen to be the most common """vegetables""" found in fast food............................................
my tortoise cannot eat iceberg lettuce because it’s basically water. I heard of you try feeding them it they will not eat the other better lettuces (since they like iceberg so much) and therefore basically not gain the nutrients they need.
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: Thyme on August 29, 2018, 04:56:00 AM
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 08:08:07 AMMost of the severely obese people I know pick off those questionable vegetables anyway sillydood;

i don't 5thgrade;
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: YPrrrr on August 29, 2018, 05:20:05 AM
Quote from: Thyme on August 29, 2018, 04:56:00 AM
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 08:08:07 AMMost of the severely obese people I know pick off those questionable vegetables anyway sillydood;

i don't 5thgrade;
You dont look severely obese huhdoodame;
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: Thyme on August 29, 2018, 06:04:37 AM
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 29, 2018, 05:20:05 AM
Quote from: Thyme on August 29, 2018, 04:56:00 AM
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 08:08:07 AMMost of the severely obese people I know pick off those questionable vegetables anyway sillydood;

i don't 5thgrade;
You dont look severely obese huhdoodame;

idk according to this article (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass_index) i'm severely obese and at the edge of very severely obese

and real talk on that pic i moved my face forward a bit so i wouldn't have too much of a double chin sillydood;
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: YPrrrr on August 29, 2018, 07:30:05 AM
Well on the YPR scale you are merely dad-bod  baddood;
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 29, 2018, 07:33:15 AM
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 29, 2018, 07:30:05 AMWell on the YPR scale you are merely dad-bod  baddood;

thyme is more like a bear lol

but he didn't look massive to me in that photo either
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: YPrrrr on August 29, 2018, 07:34:33 AM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 29, 2018, 07:33:15 AM
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 29, 2018, 07:30:05 AMWell on the YPR scale you are merely dad-bod  baddood;

thyme is more like a bear lol

but he didn't look massive to me in that photo either
I need to see shirtless Thyme to confirm bear but maybe
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 29, 2018, 07:44:40 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on August 28, 2018, 01:48:43 PMcorn

It only helps paint your waste with color.

corn is a nutritionally mediocre vegetable but you could certainly do worse

And the indigestible cellulose is good for you. thumbup;

Quote from: Thyme on August 29, 2018, 04:56:00 AM
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 08:08:07 AMMost of the severely obese people I know pick off those questionable vegetables anyway sillydood;

i don't 5thgrade;

wrench;

what i want to do now is find and replace all instances of lettuce in my life with spinach
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 13, 2018, 12:22:57 PM
whats wrong with onions?
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: don't let's on October 13, 2018, 12:25:13 PM
popcorn
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: strongbad on October 13, 2018, 01:08:41 PM
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 06:56:57 AMI will play devil's advocate and say that even nutrition devoid foods like lettuce and cucumber provide needed hydration, fiber, and a sense of fullness devoid of calories.

But I do generally avoid iceberg lettuce

I love cucumbers and potatoes though idc
this
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: Daddy on October 13, 2018, 04:35:38 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 28, 2018, 12:24:53 AM
  • lettuce (esp. iceberg)
  • onions
  • potatoes and basically all other starchy tuber-like things
  • cucumbers
  • generic bloated supermarket tomato (but other varieties are better)

gee, what an interesting coincidence that these happen to be the most common """vegetables""" found in fast food............................................
tomato is a fruit
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 13, 2018, 05:55:44 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on October 13, 2018, 12:22:57 PMwhats wrong with onions?

there's nothing wrong with them or anything else on the list, they're just not particularly nutritious relative to other vegetables lol

Quote from: Khadafi on October 13, 2018, 04:35:38 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 28, 2018, 12:24:53 AM
  • lettuce (esp. iceberg)
  • onions
  • potatoes and basically all other starchy tuber-like things
  • cucumbers
  • generic bloated supermarket tomato (but other varieties are better)

gee, what an interesting coincidence that these happen to be the most common """vegetables""" found in fast food............................................
to is a fruit

botanical fruit culinary vegetable bla bla bla :|

and cucumber is a fruit too lol
Title: Re: list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners
Post by: YPrrrr on October 14, 2018, 09:58:21 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on October 13, 2018, 04:35:38 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 28, 2018, 12:24:53 AM
  • lettuce (esp. iceberg)
  • onions
  • potatoes and basically all other starchy tuber-like things
  • cucumbers
  • generic bloated supermarket tomato (but other varieties are better)

gee, what an interesting coincidence that these happen to be the most common """vegetables""" found in fast food............................................
to is a fruit
cucumbers2