- lettuce (esp. iceberg)
- onions
- potatoes and basically all other starchy tuber-like things
- cucumbers
- generic bloated supermarket tomato (but other varieties are better)
gee, what an interesting coincidence that these happen to be the most common """vegetables""" found in fast food............................................
you will take my tubers when you take them from my cold, dead, bloated hands
nutritionally worthless != entirely worthless/bad lol
i like potatoes and tubers but they're almost pure starch and barely qualify as "vegetables" at all
Cucumbers are a nice source of water if you smash their asses in a juicer
Eggplants are trash tho
I will play devil's advocate and say that even nutrition devoid foods like lettuce and cucumber provide needed hydration, fiber, and a sense of fullness devoid of calories.
But I do generally avoid iceberg lettuce
I love cucumbers and potatoes though idc
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 28, 2018, 06:45:18 AMEggplants are trash tho
i like eggplants but they too are nutritionally weak
they're great at absorbing flavor though lol
perhaps unsurprisingly, eggplants, (bell) peppers, potatoes, tomatoes and tobacco are all members of the nightshade family, and they're all nutritionally questionable, to say the least lol
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 06:56:57 AMI will play devil's advocate and say that even nutrition devoid foods like lettuce and cucumber provide needed hydration, fiber, and a sense of fullness devoid of calories.
But I do generally avoid iceberg lettuce
I love cucumbers and potatoes though idc
and fried potatoes provide needed carbs, and gummy bears provide such an essential nutrient as sugar, without which we'd all be dead sillydood;
nothing on my list of poor vegetables is truly worthless, only relatively so lol
i mean if there were one food you'd want with you after the apocalypse, it's probably potatoes
but average westerners already have an abundance of the nutrients potatoes provide elsewhere in their diets, and, of course, the massive surplus leads to the alarming increase in obesity we've witnessed over the past ~40 years
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 06:56:57 AMI love cucumbers and potatoes though idc
but despite knowing these are weak vegetables i love them too lol
i even made a thread dedicated to the pickle the other day
but (and i'm not saying you or anyone in particular on boyah does this (although i'm sure at least a few do)) to treat a container of french fries and the single thin slices of generic bloated supermarket tomato and iceberg lettuce you'd find in a large McUltra meal as 'servings of """vegetables"""' is to delude oneself and to obesify oneself
these are nutritionally the absolute worst vegetables that could be called vegetables lol
a lot of people just don't know that there's an enormous difference between a potato and a head of broccoli, or between iceberg lettuce and spinach, despite the fact that they're all "vegetables" lol
Most of the severely obese people I know pick off those questionable vegetables anyway sillydood;
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 08:08:07 AMMost of the severely obese people I know pick off those questionable vegetables anyway sillydood;
Pathetic. (http://tinyimg.io/i/4e6JPwe.gif)
oh, and an extra large diet coke
corn
It only helps paint your waste with color.
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 28, 2018, 12:24:53 AM- lettuce (esp. iceberg)
- onions
- potatoes and basically all other starchy tuber-like things
- cucumbers
- generic bloated supermarket tomato (but other varieties are better)
gee, what an interesting coincidence that these happen to be the most common """vegetables""" found in fast food............................................
my tortoise cannot eat iceberg lettuce because it’s basically water. I heard of you try feeding them it they will not eat the other better lettuces (since they like iceberg so much) and therefore basically not gain the nutrients they need.
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 08:08:07 AMMost of the severely obese people I know pick off those questionable vegetables anyway sillydood;
i don't 5thgrade;
Quote from: Thyme on August 29, 2018, 04:56:00 AMQuote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 08:08:07 AMMost of the severely obese people I know pick off those questionable vegetables anyway sillydood;
i don't 5thgrade;
You dont look severely obese huhdoodame;
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 29, 2018, 05:20:05 AMQuote from: Thyme on August 29, 2018, 04:56:00 AMQuote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 08:08:07 AMMost of the severely obese people I know pick off those questionable vegetables anyway sillydood;
i don't 5thgrade;
You dont look severely obese huhdoodame;
idk according to this article (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass_index) i'm severely obese and at the edge of very severely obese
and real talk on that pic i moved my face forward a bit so i wouldn't have too much of a double chin sillydood;
Well on the YPR scale you are merely dad-bod baddood;
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 29, 2018, 07:30:05 AMWell on the YPR scale you are merely dad-bod baddood;
thyme is more like a bear lol
but he didn't look
massive to me in that photo either
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 29, 2018, 07:33:15 AMQuote from: YPrrrr on August 29, 2018, 07:30:05 AMWell on the YPR scale you are merely dad-bod baddood;
thyme is more like a bear lol
but he didn't look massive to me in that photo either
I need to see shirtless Thyme to confirm bear but maybe
Quote from: ClassicTyler on August 28, 2018, 01:48:43 PMcorn
It only helps paint your waste with color.
corn is a nutritionally mediocre vegetable but you could certainly do worse
And the indigestible cellulose is good for you. thumbup;
Quote from: Thyme on August 29, 2018, 04:56:00 AMQuote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 08:08:07 AMMost of the severely obese people I know pick off those questionable vegetables anyway sillydood;
i don't 5thgrade;
wrench;
what i want to do now is find and replace all instances of lettuce in my life with spinach
whats wrong with onions?
popcorn
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 28, 2018, 06:56:57 AMI will play devil's advocate and say that even nutrition devoid foods like lettuce and cucumber provide needed hydration, fiber, and a sense of fullness devoid of calories.
But I do generally avoid iceberg lettuce
I love cucumbers and potatoes though idc
this
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 28, 2018, 12:24:53 AM- lettuce (esp. iceberg)
- onions
- potatoes and basically all other starchy tuber-like things
- cucumbers
- generic bloated supermarket tomato (but other varieties are better)
gee, what an interesting coincidence that these happen to be the most common """vegetables""" found in fast food............................................
tomato is a fruit
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on October 13, 2018, 12:22:57 PMwhats wrong with onions?
there's nothing wrong with them or anything else on the list, they're just not particularly nutritious relative to other vegetables lol
Quote from: Khadafi on October 13, 2018, 04:35:38 PMQuote from: Magyarorszag on August 28, 2018, 12:24:53 AM- lettuce (esp. iceberg)
- onions
- potatoes and basically all other starchy tuber-like things
- cucumbers
- generic bloated supermarket tomato (but other varieties are better)
gee, what an interesting coincidence that these happen to be the most common """vegetables""" found in fast food............................................
to is a fruit
botanical fruit culinary vegetable bla bla bla :|
and cucumber is a fruit too lol
Quote from: Khadafi on October 13, 2018, 04:35:38 PMQuote from: Magyarorszag on August 28, 2018, 12:24:53 AM- lettuce (esp. iceberg)
- onions
- potatoes and basically all other starchy tuber-like things
- cucumbers
- generic bloated supermarket tomato (but other varieties are better)
gee, what an interesting coincidence that these happen to be the most common """vegetables""" found in fast food............................................
to is a fruit
cucumbers2