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Heaven forbid, this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locked-in_syndrome

Quotea patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for vertical eye movements and blinking. The individual is conscious and sufficiently intact cognitively to be able to communicate with eye movements.

Total locked-in syndrome, or completely locked-in state (CLIS), is a version of locked-in syndrome wherein the eyes are paralyzed as well.

doodthing;

This could happen to anyone:

QuotePossible causes of locked-in syndrome include:

• Poisoning cases
• Brainstem stroke
• Diseases of the circulatory system
• Medication overdose
• Damage to nerve cells
• A stroke or brain hemorrhage
• Traumatic brain injury
• Result from lesion of the brain-stem

doodthing;

DARKNESS

IMPRISONING ME

ALL THAT I SEE

ABSOLUTE HORROR

I CANNOT LIVE

I CANNOT DIE

TRAPPED IN MYSELF

BODY MY HOLDING CEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

KAME HAME HAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

in a similar vein: being consciously aware while under anesthesia. extremely rare but it has happened. i've never had to be put under for any kind of surgery and i'm dreading the day it inevitably happens because of this exact fear

i actually got to experience that one myself lol

it was very odd

TEC NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yeah that probably happens an order of magnitude or so more than is reported (i mean, i didn't even mention it lol)

WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT

i feel it's only fair you should know for your personal risk calculation purposes

idk, i always appreciate upfront realistic warnings of the myriad gnarly ways something might go awry lol

And I don't recall ever being warned that it's actually possible to wake up in the middle of it. I thought that was practically a myth. :|

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP-deyaj7jo

imagine waking up to that

Jesus Christ. SocksDood;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwcHsI8o8ig

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>.<  (https://i.imgur.com/Jf99mUs.gif)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpal_tunnel_syndrome

Christ.

could you imagine smithicide;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Carpal_Tunnel_Syndrome,_Operation.jpg

EUAGH AUGHAGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (https://i.imgur.com/HucHQUM.gif)

Quote from: ME## on December 03, 2022, 11:55:27 PMMy favourite is that Windows will update even when set to update outside of active hours is enabled

(https://i.imgur.com/HucHQUM.gif)smithicide;

I guess this isn't a real, living nightmare (yet) but I keep having a fairly recurring dream of trying to stop my car and it not stopping lol

Quote from: ME## on December 04, 2022, 12:03:27 AM(yet)

Please David. No. putindisapproves;

Quote from: Majorana's Incantation on December 04, 2022, 12:05:20 AM

Quote from: ME## on December 04, 2022, 12:03:27 AM(yet)

Please David. No. putindisapproves;

sry ><>

Winter is coming.

(https://i.imgur.com/Q5LJ0Dj.png)

Please David.

:'(

Quote from: Majorana's Incantation on November 29, 2022, 08:17:28 PMhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Carpal_Tunnel_Syndrome,_Operation.jpg

EUAGH AUGHAGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (https://i.imgur.com/HucHQUM.gif)

it may look awful, but it's apparently very fast, pretty cheap, and results in pretty instant pain relief for carpal tunnel patients

my mom had it done and it helped her a lot

Quote from: Samus Aran on December 04, 2022, 12:14:05 AM

Quote from: Majorana's Incantation on November 29, 2022, 08:17:28 PMhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Carpal_Tunnel_Syndrome,_Operation.jpg

EUAGH AUGHAGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (https://i.imgur.com/HucHQUM.gif)

it may look awful, but it's apparently very fast, pretty cheap, and results in pretty instant pain relief for carpal tunnel patients

my mom had it done and it helped her a lot

Oh. That's pretty cool I suppose. befuddlement

good for you're mom then happydood;

Did she regain functionality? huhdoodame;

you know what i find really scary

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_in_Canada#Permissiveness_of_current_law

the can*dian """government""" has been just kind of thoughtlessly following through on the implementation of these policies without question or pushback

so that things like this

https://globalnews.ca/video/9323192/former-paralympian-says-veterans-affairs-department-offered-her-assisted-death/

happen every once in a while befuddlement

i recently learned that the actor Rene Auberjonois (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Uncharted 2, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) died through physician-assisted suicide after a terminal diagnosis and I think that's pretty cool.

yeah okay but

i don't understand how this

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/paralympian-claims-canada-offered-to-euthanise-her-when-she-asked-for-a-stairlift/ar-AA14RLpW

could possibly happen huhdoodame;

oh i think i found it

https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/medical-assistance-dying.html#a2

so that's actually official policy huh

Sends a chill down the spine, eh? befuddlement

"the state agrees that your life sucks so if you want we can kill you. that's fine"

giving folk a say in how and when they expire is cool, but canada's implementation is harrowingly irresponsible

if treating one's condition is more expensive than being suicided, there's a perverse incentive (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive) for the can*dian government to simply deny you care, present suicide as the only option, and make your life suck so much that you ultimately accept the cheaper fix: a lethal injection from trudeau himself

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/woman-euthanasia-commercial-wanted-to-live

https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/woman-with-disabilities-nears-medically-assisted-death-after-futile-bid-for-affordable-housing-1.5882202

this sort of problem is unheard of in the other right-to-die states

state-assisted suicide should never correlate with poverty (and if it does, it's a sign policymakers have TREMENDOUSLY fuck; ed up in the way it's worded)

https://nationalpost.com/news/canadian-veterans-assisted-suicide?r

and it should never be """offered""" for conditions that can otherwise be treated/managed to the patient's (living) satisfaction

imagine having some soulless government ghoul kindly recommend you literally kys you'reself because that mobility scooter you need is just too darn pricy, or because you're a chronically neglected homeless vet

and withholding any treatment option that's more expensive than suicide until you give in

that's ACTUALLY the stuff of living nightmares, imo

it almost certainly results in a disproportionate number of first nations being assisted-suicided, which is just extra bad lol

Quote from: ME## on December 20, 2022, 11:17:08 AM>mfw you apply to a job working at an aws facility and you immediately see that one of the managers looks at your profile (https://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/sadstalin.png)

smithicide;

also at this point imposter syndrome lol

Quote from: Thyme on December 26, 2022, 01:59:55 PM

Quote from: Majorana's Incantation on December 26, 2022, 09:05:14 AMhttps://www.kohls.com/

good god

developing an uncluttered e-commerce website, difficulty: impossible

i would know sillydood;

Quote from: Mando Pandango on November 28, 2022, 05:41:25 AMDARKNESS

IMPRISONING ME

ALL THAT I SEE

ABSOLUTE HORROR

I CANNOT LIVE

I CANNOT DIE

TRAPPED IN MYSELF

BODY MY HOLDING CEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

KAME HAME HAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

relevant watching material re: suicide assistance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsVORMDqU0

Quote from: Thyme on December 26, 2022, 02:28:20 PMrelevant watching material re: suicide assistance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsVORMDqU0

god i love the canadian dialect

the (BASED AF srsly) old lady doctor sounds exactly like jordan memerson lmao

"it was a prœ-cess" giggle;

~Tectron to Popsi~

anyway, here's precisely the problem with justin "I've literally no clue how oft I've donned blackf*ce! (https://boyah.net/forums2/index.php/topic,75573.0.html)" trudeaun't's implementation:

https://youtu.be/5xsVORMDqU0?t=677

Quote from: Majorana's Incantation on December 04, 2022, 08:19:08 PMSends a chill down the spine, eh? befuddlement

Quote from: Majorana's Incantation on December 20, 2022, 07:10:38 AMthat's ACTUALLY the stuff of living nightmares, imo

https://youtu.be/5xsVORMDqU0?t=939

P R E A C H

Absolutely (https://i.imgur.com/jqjeViZ.png) J*stin TruFeaux unless and until he fixes this, TBQHWY, MF.

And in my utmost humble of opinions, y'all should """medically assist""" all 9 of your """""""""judges""""""""". goonish

Quote from: Thyme on December 27, 2022, 04:35:34 PMtfw can't use grave accent "a" on nu-boyah awdood;

Quote from: Majorana's Incantation on December 28, 2022, 01:30:15 AM

• """Artificial""" intelligence. befuddlement

e.g.

• https://boyah.net/forums2/index.php/topic,69380.msg1555267.html#msg1555267

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt-Jakob_disease

https://boyah.net/forums2/index.php/topic,75771.msg1603101.html#msg1603101

For the record, this is one of those actual, real, living nightmare(-inducing) conditions.

Prithee, please: ground the beef NAO. No less than 6' feet under. putindisapproves;

https://boyah.net/forums2/index.php/topic,75751.0/moderate.html

awdi'ed;

https://boyah.net/forums2/index.php/topic,75867.msg1603957.html#msg1603957

Quote from: Kalahari Inkantation on February 06, 2023, 04:01:12 AMhttps://boyah.net/forums2/index.php/topic,75771.msg1603101.html#msg1603101

For the record, this is one of those actual, real, living nightmare(-inducing) conditions.

Prithee, please: ground the beef NAO. No less than 6' feet under. putindisapproves;

This one, for example. happydood;

Eating infected beef will now literally kill you. Please be careful with your food choices. This is the sort of news that must be spread far and wide; instead you have wantonly destroyed it.

Destroying information without rhyme or reason is a HORRIBLE idea, even [ESPECIALLY} if its meaning may not be apparent to you.