mine is for a genderswapped scottish parody of dude looks like a lady
lass looks like a laddie
the refrain is all i have so far but i think i'm on to something big here
A movie theater that licenses films that have already done well on streaming services but haven't had/couldn't afford a theater release
A reality game show where you put at least a dozen (preferably more) gay men in a house together. On Saturday nights they all get together in a circle and fuck each other in the ass, so they're all just fucking each other at once. Everyone's fucking and everyone's getting fucked. Every once in a while someone gets voted off/a new person joins. The show never ends.
The name of the show is Ring Of Fire what do you think
a service where you can rent a bearded man for the sake of putting your hands on their beard like theyre a dog and scruff up their beards and play with it like some sort of stress relief toy like some goo or a fidget box, or like one of those pillows with those shiny plate things that flip up or down however you stroke it
"ohhhhhh who has the fluffiest beard??? right that's you!! aww is it your first time getting your beard handled??? cute!!"
sometimes
i like to bunch up my straightened hair and whip things with it
so fun
headbanging is comfy with it
cant imagine the things guys do with their beards in their own time that might be weird expressing it in general :3
Quote from: Mando Pandango on June 21, 2022, 03:20:21 PMA reality game show where you put at least a dozen (preferably more) gay men in a house together. On Saturday nights they all get together in a circle and fuck each other in the ass, so they're all just fucking each other at once. Everyone's fucking and everyone's getting fucked. Every once in a while someone gets voted off/a new person joins. The show never ends.
The name of the show is Ring Of Fire what do you think
i wonder if there is porn of this
Porn? It's art
bar name: The Wilted Pickle
a quirky earthbound-inspired indie rpg made in rpgmakervxace and sold on steam for $12.99 :D
reblogging kaz's brilliant idea:
Quote from: Samus Aran on September 19, 2022, 05:50:30 PMi was hoping this was a dictionary for boyahisms
a
Dictionary of Brilliant Boyahisms, akin to the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows (https://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/)
Quote from: Samus Aran on September 19, 2022, 11:32:20 PMuse the wax to sculpt a figure in my honor
You have given me yet
another brilliant idea. sillydood;
i'm going to melt them down into a single fully-sized candle and keep the empty jars as storage for my various trinket collections lol
A toilet that sucks the turd out your butt
Quote from: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 20, 2022, 11:30:25 AMA toilet that sucks the turd out your butt
Lucky for me your mom is just a phone call away
Quote from: Majorana's Incantation on September 20, 2022, 05:33:35 AMQuote from: Samus Aran on September 19, 2022, 11:32:20 PMuse the wax to sculpt a figure in my honor
You have given me yet another brilliant idea. sillydood;
i'm going to melt them down into a single fully-sized candle and keep the empty jars as storage for my various trinket collections lol
btw i actually did make a new fully-sized candle of my erstwhile collection of candle butts :3
please #!remindme to post it to arts, it turned out p. cool actually lol
And it literally does resemble you, Kaz. goowan
And as per my
previous post, Kaz:
Quote from: Majorana's Incantation on September 19, 2022, 09:42:48 PMQuote from: Samus Aran on September 19, 2022, 05:50:30 PMi was hoping this was a dictionary for boyahisms
oh wow
kaz, this is a brilliant idea
This remains an absolutely brilliant idea and there is ABSOLUTELY ZERO reason for you or anyone else not to manifest it.
So please do your (dood)thing, Boyos. :3
Quote from: Mando Pandango on September 21, 2022, 07:38:36 AMQuote from: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 20, 2022, 11:30:25 AMA toilet that sucks the turd out your butt
Lucky for me your mom is just a phone call away
lol
remember when cuddling rooms were getting some traction in the news
make boyah dot net the new twitter
how much do i have to pay for a checkmark
$6
cheaper than twitter, i'm in
do you take checks
Quote from: Majorana's Incantation on November 02, 2022, 06:24:13 PMQuote from: Majorana's Incantation on September 20, 2022, 05:33:35 AMQuote from: Samus Aran on September 19, 2022, 11:32:20 PMuse the wax to sculpt a figure in my honor
You have given me yet another brilliant idea. sillydood;
i'm going to melt them down into a single fully-sized candle and keep the empty jars as storage for my various trinket collections lol
btw i actually did make a new fully-sized candle of my erstwhile collection of candle butts :3
please #!remindme to post it to arts, it turned out p. cool actually lol
And it literally does resemble you, Kaz. goowan
https://boyah.net/forums2/index.php/topic,75466.0.html
i hope u like it giggle;
-the human car wash
i really want a little tube that i can pee in at night so i dont have to get up to go to the bathroom. kind of like an external catheter.
Quote from: strongbad on February 04, 2023, 12:55:03 PMi really want a little tube that i can pee in at night so i dont have to get up to go to the bathroom. kind of like an external catheter.
i want this but all day and for farts
Quote from: strongbad on February 04, 2023, 12:55:03 PMi really want a little tube that i can pee in at night so i dont have to get up to go to the bathroom. kind of like an external catheter.
you know how djeff b*zos does it
https://www.amazon.com/Urinals-Spill-Proof-PerfectMed-Pack/dp/B07YMHR8SJ
Quote from: Mando Pandango on February 04, 2023, 01:12:26 PMQuote from: strongbad on February 04, 2023, 12:55:03 PMi really want a little tube that i can pee in at night so i dont have to get up to go to the bathroom. kind of like an external catheter.
i want this but all day and for farts
In so few words you paint so vivid an image. myface;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ekphrasis
You, TBH.
In any case I cann't help you there, I am afraid.
thank you tec, i'm flattered
-double italics
-an upwards inflexionmark
a boyah pride thrę'd y/n
-pizza but with more cheese