2016 is gearing into full swing and I've been beating my half limp dick to hilclin's new haircut but is another clinton worth my time in the white house?
realistically bernie sanders seems like the candidate I want. Mostly cause his name is Bernie, secondly because democracy is a easily manipulated child and socialism is the only answer. A snowballs chance in hell I know, but perhaps a huge gaff could kill the Mother Clinton and allow a true new politician to arise. and that new politician is 73 year old jew from Brooklyn.
Could Ted Cruz get caught sucking a dick and earn the respect of the gay community? It's possible. But the Bush empire is rearing it's shit covered ass and farting in america's face. Huckabee and Rubio beat off to the rhythm of the flatulence hoping to cum in lady liberty's glass eye. It's quite obvious the fat man is on his way to squaring off with Jeb. Christie might not be a bad choice.
It's a shame that the party pulled mitt by his collar and give him a lashing early on into this season. Realistically he's the only republican I could see handing a serious ass beating to Hilary (who has unfortunately almost clinched the party's nomination).
Looking forward to see how perennial candidate Nader will perform. Could a Sanders/Nader ticket exist? Not in either's lifetime it seems. Will Nader's 2% of the vote ruffle enough feathers to cause a stink like in 2000? Doubtful, but a spoiler would be welcome.
The fat man will be our next president and there's nothing Hillary Rodham-Clinton and her Saudi paymasters can do about it.
But could Cold Cut Christie square off in the presidential ring "I have no idea what im doing" Scott Walker? Walkers own ignorance to who he os and what he is doing is something a lot of octogenarians can relate to and from what boognish has told me its also how hes secured his terms as governor
Bernie will be the Obama and Hillary the Hillary. Chris Christie will get no support in the South. The Republican nomination will be between Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, and Jeb Bush...
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 30, 2015, 01:02:47 PM
Bernie will be the Obama and Hillary the Hillary. Chris Christie will get no support in the South. The Republican nomination will be between Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, and Jeb Bush...
'look at me, i view politics the way msnbc
tm et al tell me'
news flash shitlord, the midwest is the key to winning the election for a republican like the fatman
Quote from: David on April 30, 2015, 01:54:32 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 30, 2015, 01:02:47 PM
Bernie will be the Obama and Hillary the Hillary. Chris Christie will get no support in the South. The Republican nomination will be between Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, and Jeb Bush...
'look at me, i view politics the way msnbctm et al tell me'
news flash shitlord, the midwest is the key to winning the election for a republican like the fatman
fyi, I read fark and don't watch msnbc
And republicans don't really care about a candidate who will be electable; they'll denounce Christie as a RINO or Hillary-lite.
Also, I believe the Midwest voted for Rick Santorum over Mitt Romney in the 2012 primary overall, so they didn't really have a voice with respect to the primaries...
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 30, 2015, 08:57:18 PM
Also, I believe the Midwest voted for Rick Santorum over Mitt Romney in the 2012 primary overall, so they didn't really have a voice with respect to the primaries...
the primaries are horribly skewed
Quote from: David on May 01, 2015, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 30, 2015, 08:57:18 PM
Also, I believe the Midwest voted for Rick Santorum over Mitt Romney in the 2012 primary overall, so they didn't really have a voice with respect to the primaries...
the primaries are horribly skewed
you have to win the clown car to run as the Republican candidate, so no shit lol
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 01, 2015, 10:24:03 AM
Quote from: David on May 01, 2015, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 30, 2015, 08:57:18 PM
Also, I believe the Midwest voted for Rick Santorum over Mitt Romney in the 2012 primary overall, so they didn't really have a voice with respect to the primaries...
the primaries are horribly skewed
you have to win the clown car to run as the Republican candidate, so no shit lol
both parties are like that you mouth breathing huffpo reader
Quote from: David on May 01, 2015, 10:26:19 AM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 01, 2015, 10:24:03 AM
Quote from: David on May 01, 2015, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 30, 2015, 08:57:18 PM
Also, I believe the Midwest voted for Rick Santorum over Mitt Romney in the 2012 primary overall, so they didn't really have a voice with respect to the primaries...
the primaries are horribly skewed
you have to win the clown car to run as the Republican candidate, so no shit lol
both parties are like that you mouth breathing huffpo reader
hence why Bernie will be the Obama. QED.
http://project.wnyc.org/christie/#latest-451058
look at how scared liberals are of the fat man running
keeping tabs on christie is important, in the same way that monitoring a hurricane that could devastate your home is important.
I'll be the next president.
[spoiler]Bernie seems cool.[/spoiler]
republicans have the cutest gay commentator [guy benson], the hottest woman [ann coulter] and the best candidate [the fat man]
what do the democraps have? a decrepit dinosaur in rodHAAAAAAAMS-clinton who thinks $250,000 in the bank is being 'broke' or the loony who would have bunga bunga parties with the castro brothers in the white house?
Are you tslking about bill or bernie
Seeing bill clinton in the white house again is the only reason to vote for hilary.
it will beinteresting to see how many bridges chrusty tries to close this year
the latter
bill is just an old bluedog democrat that needs to be taken out back old yeller style [along with biden]
biden pres
Quote from: fuchsmanguste on May 06, 2015, 10:44:21 PM
biden pres
agreed
also after reading some of christie's foreign policy points, he should stick to leading the buffet line
allen and corey confirmed for wanting the biden to rub their shoulders
lol @ the 2 party system. politics is a scam
(http://i.imgur.com/cXUGeCN.png)
Mine eyes have been thrown open
You mean they still elect presidents?
I took that test and got green party
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9lPRn3OTdI0/VVENUJqvPQI/AAAAAAADY1I/3ID1G1TQo98/s400/300K.jpg)
http://www.isidewith.com/results/894005190
SocksDood;
(http://i.imgur.com/TERupr7.jpg) rofl
somebody arrest felt for lying
http://www.isidewith.com/results/898862341
Quote from: ʜɨɍɵ҈҈ on May 15, 2015, 11:29:16 AM
http://www.isidewith.com/results/898862341
tumblr seal of approval
Quote from: David on May 15, 2015, 11:29:58 AM
Quote from: ʜɨɍɵ҈҈ on May 15, 2015, 11:29:16 AM
http://www.isidewith.com/results/898862341
tumblr seal of approval
that test is gay i got the same thing
Martin oMalley just threw his hat into the ring as well as George Pataki.
All these candidates on the Republican side and none standing out. While Pantsuit Dick Cheney is running the dem side. Is all Hope* lost?
*tm Barack Hussein Obama
truth be told it's better that there's not a 'stand out republican' six months before the iowa caucus even happens. and thank jesus there's three retards who will all rob votes from each other so maybe a real republican and not a religious nanny stater will win here
http://www.isidewith.com/results/922521294
Poor Davie. giggle;
Quote from: Classic on June 03, 2015, 04:39:16 PM
http://www.isidewith.com/results/922521294
Poor Davie. giggle;
rofl you're pretty high on both befuddlement
I consider myself half-and-half. n_u
Trump christie 2016
Donald Trump has got a very large amount of solid Hard Working People who are Just Terrific at Making America Great Again.
He calls it like he sees it and says it louder than any other republican nominee. Truly Trump is the republican candidate for The Next Generation.
Hopefully Trump realizes he's too good for the GOP and opts for the Third Party Spoiler and become the Rich White Nader, allowing President Jim Webb to lead our country into whatever bullshit comes around
donald trump will be more untamed than his hair at the first debates
Quote from: David on July 27, 2015, 02:34:52 PM
donald trump will be more untamed than his hair at the first debates
good thing he bought that hat
Hats only trick people into thinking hair is tame
Clinton cries in New Hampshire as Biden announces candidacy: 'Why can't they just give me the fucking nomination?'
Bernie Sanders asks for $15 to be donated to him instead of Bobabam's reasonable $3. Imagine a US run by him in which he raises all taxes upon you five fold.
Quote from: David on August 01, 2015, 08:43:03 AM
Clinton cries in New Hampshire as Biden announces candidacy: 'Why can't they just give me the fucking nomination?'
*clinton stomps foot repeatedly* it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair.
what a dream come true, crazy Joe versus Trump the lunatic. Orwell, Kafka and Huxley could not script a better comedy!
none can be worse than Obama when is comes to foreign policy though. that's the truly absurd part.
i missed the debate how was
Meanwhile in Clinton Wins the Nomination without Having to Leave the Deathstar news: Bernie Sanders' followers of fifteen-year-old edgelords have taken to emailing NPR about a segment in which the host and guest appeared to dismiss him as a viable second option and hoped Biden would fill that void.
Welcome to North Brazil where ridiculous media personalities are viable candidates for president
make not voting illegal
Quote from: fuchsmanguste on August 16, 2015, 06:55:12 PM
make not voting illegal
how about we just work on having people show ID, i mean, what a fucking burden.
Quote from: Socks on August 18, 2015, 07:01:10 PM
Quote from: fuchsmanguste on August 16, 2015, 06:55:12 PM
make not voting illegal
how about we just work on having people show ID, i mean, what a fucking burden.
all my pairs of pants are sweatpants, they don't have pockets and holding the card in my hand is cumbersome
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/hillary-clinton-jokes-wiping-email-server-cloth/story?id=33165517
Ho Lee Smokes.
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on August 18, 2015, 08:27:20 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/hillary-clinton-jokes-wiping-email-server-cloth/story?id=33165517
Ho Lee Smokes.
Literally the only candidate who isn't completely ignorant of tech is Fiorina, and then you could argue that HP was only relevant in the 90s.
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/421369/bernie-sanders-national-socialism
Quote from: David on August 18, 2015, 08:38:49 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on August 18, 2015, 08:27:20 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/hillary-clinton-jokes-wiping-email-server-cloth/story?id=33165517
Ho Lee Smokes.
Literally the only candidate who isn't completely ignorant of tech is Fiorina, and then you could argue that HP was only relevant in the 90s.
I Beg To Differ
https://vine.co/v/erX66WYXx6p
man that music is as soulless as him.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/price-tag-of-bernie-sanders-proposals-18-trillion-1442271511
only 750 billion for tuition-free school? man oh man what a world we live in
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on September 14, 2015, 11:07:46 PM
only 750 billion for tuition-free school? man oh man what a world we live in
see, you say 'tuition-free', but in reality all that means is the tuition becomes invisible to the average person at public universities whilst the university industrial complex is allowed to ramp up its fees faster and faster thanks to the government paying. meanwhile entrance requirements would be relaxed in order for universities to receive this funding as they have to be 'non-discriminatory' causing a surge in enrolment which would further dev
alue that bachelor's degree and probably make that estimate even more woefully inaccurate.
i'm not saying our higher education system is perfect or even working, but waving a wand and saying 'make it free!' is a complete non-solution that only tugs on peoples' heartstrings
Thanks for explaining it to me david truly im an unenlightened neanderthal and needed the expert opinion of a mute post office worker
wow damn
Colin Powell should have ran as a republican so they could have one candiate who isn't a fuckboy
Quote from: Khadafi on October 04, 2015, 06:37:37 PM
Colin Powell should have ran as a republican so they could have one candiate who isn't a fuckboy
the man who was shown up by condoleeza on how to be a tough sos? get outta here fuccboi
condi is a plant by ghadafi
number of 9/11s under condi=0
number of 9/11s under colin=1
who is the plant again?
Her last name is rice
she's a plant
I am going to run for President.
man all the candidates are shit tho 4 real
not sure if most candidates are funny or just really sad
everyone says trump is hilarious and almost completely overshadowing the hilarious nature that is ben carson.
idk why people want actual outsiders in the white house
Quote from: hamfusk on October 26, 2015, 12:00:50 AM
idk why people want actual outsiders in the white house
#keatlivesmatter
can clinton run for fifa presidency so she'd actually win and we'd neve rhave to hear about her again
Hilary Clinton is like the Mitt Romney of the democratic party
even down to the point where she'd get the votes, probably including myself, just to prevent the other candidate from winning in the general election
plz dont win the primary
feel the b*rn
Quote from: Khadafi on October 26, 2015, 06:29:43 PM
Hilary Clinton is like the Mitt Romney of the democratic party
this is so wrong on so many levels please
Hillary Clinton is a neocon DINO. Romney is the golden ideal for true republicans that are not progressives for Jesús
Rather, Joseph Smith.
Hillary is the Antichrist anyhow. Feel the Bern.
;et's go ben carson
LMAO
Quote from: Khadafi on October 26, 2015, 06:30:44 PM
even down to the point where she'd get the votes, probably including myself, just to prevent the other candidate from winning in the general election
plz dont win the primary
you seriously would vote for hillary clinton? it would be better to just not vote
it would be better to throw ur vote to a candidate u agree with like JILL STEIN or GARY JOHNSON than to not vote at all
I'm voting like I always do.
With my gut butt.
The one feeds the other if you catch my drift
Quote from: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on October 29, 2015, 05:53:02 PM
I'm voting like I always do.
With my gut butt.
iim going to poop in my voter ballot and send it to obama.
http://www.npr.org/2015/11/05/454702147/bernie-sanders-still-sees-a-path-to-the-presidency
cheesus. as much as i have doubted that he would ever be the nominee myself, the mass manipulation going on by the mainstream media is very disheartening.
Quote from: Travis on October 28, 2015, 08:58:38 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on October 26, 2015, 06:30:44 PM
even down to the point where she'd get the votes, probably including myself, just to prevent the other candidate from winning in the general election
plz dont win the primary
you seriously would vote for hillary clinton? it would be better to just not vote
Well, I am voting on that day regardless because we also have a congressional election that day as well as some local politics and ballot measures (e.g. potentially legalizing weed within the sate).
A a single vote for (or in this case, against) a candidate pretty much means nothing especially in a state that has voted the same way in nearly ever election for 30+ years in combination with an electoral college in lieu of a popular vote.
Whoever the democratic candidate turns out to be, they are almost certain to win MA so the vote wouldn't matter.
However, once that apathy of "well my one vote is insignificant" reaches a certain level then issues start to arise with such a low turnout that someone like trump could win just because no one cared.
thanks florida for bush
In this case, even if you dont' like either candidate, a vote for the less bad candidate becomes necessary.
and I can't think of any current republicans who would be a less bad candidate, even against clinton.
I mean if huntsman was running he could probably do that. many a few others but of the 3030003 running right now, they are all somehow worse than clinton on policy.
I don't trust her but at least her social policy (or what she claims is her social policy today) isnt' fucking retarded like any of the republicans.
it's a shitty situation either way.
it's why i hope sanders can actually get the nomination.
if you can't think of any republican would be better than a person who outright lies and does whatever the hell she wants, i'm sorry.... there's no saving you
Quote from: David on November 07, 2015, 03:54:49 PM
if you can't think of any republican would be better than a person who outright lies and does whatever the hell she wants, i'm sorry.... there's no saving you
when the republican frontrunners seem be trump, bush, carson, or cruz that is p.much all you're gonna get.
Chris Christie is like half retarded but I guess he stands out as someone who isn't a complete fucktard. However, republican voters would never support him to the point where he'd be a serious contender for the ticket
So when you compare the 4 that Clinton may be up against they are pretty much also liars or have policies so bad that a liar who at least has a base line of sane policy is preferred.
Unless, of the 15 ( lol why so many) republicans still running, you can think of one that is honest and would have a chance of making it to the general election while still having a policy that still is preferable to a liar.
Cruz is below Rubio sir, please do not consider him a frontrunner. Trump will not win in Iowa, his organisation is absolute ass, and Carson will be ignored after winning like Huckabee and Santorum were previously. Basically killing off their campaigns.
The fat man is going to be Rubio's Veep.
Sane policy?
You mean supporting trade liberalisation as SOS then coming out against it because you have the leftist version of Trump clamouring how it'll "kill" AmericanTM jobs. There are reasons to disagree with TPP, but Clinton is just parroting ideas floated by Sanders because she knows he's too beta to directly attack her for it.
I will be the next Republican president.
Quote from: David on November 08, 2015, 12:50:46 PM
Cruz is below Rubio sir, please do not consider him a frontrunner. Trump will not win in Iowa, his organisation is absolute ass, and Carson will be ignored after winning like Huckabee and Santorum were previously. Basically killing off their campaigns.
I mean hey most of this was pretty correct
shame about Cruz though
lol i didnt realize there was another president thread already oops oh well mine can be for shitposting i guess
Quote from: ʜɨɍɵ҈҈ on February 06, 2016, 02:03:19 PM
Quote from: David on November 08, 2015, 12:50:46 PM
Cruz is below Rubio sir, please do not consider him a frontrunner. Trump will not win in Iowa, his organisation is absolute ass, and Carson will be ignored after winning like Huckabee and Santorum were previously. Basically killing off their campaigns.
I mean hey most of this was pretty correct
shame about Cruz though
"Most of this was pretty correct
>Cruz is below Rubio
>Not a front runner
>Trump will not win.
Only one of those were true lol
Cruz won by several points. Rubio was third. Carson had been ignored for months and didn't come close to winning.
Quote from: Khadafi on February 08, 2016, 01:30:01 PM
Quote from: ʜɨɍɵ҈҈ on February 06, 2016, 02:03:19 PM
Quote from: David on November 08, 2015, 12:50:46 PM
Cruz is below Rubio sir, please do not consider him a frontrunner. Trump will not win in Iowa, his organisation is absolute ass, and Carson will be ignored after winning like Huckabee and Santorum were previously. Basically killing off their campaigns.
I mean hey most of this was pretty correct
shame about Cruz though
"Most of this was pretty correct
>Cruz is below Rubio
>Not a front runner
>Trump will not win.
Only one of those were true lol
Cruz won by several points. Rubio was third. Carson had been ignored for months and didn't come close to winning.
my first two points were not limited to iowa and don't forget my post was made when carson was surging in the polls for g-d knows why (*￣0￣)ﾉ
[spoiler]cruz has limited appeal beyond progressives for jesús and will still end up losing to rubio whilst clinton marches to an eventual defeat because she can't even get modern feminstalinists excited for her campaign [/spoiler]
do not ever compare stalin and stalinism with modern feminism again
Quote from: hamfusk on February 08, 2016, 11:22:07 PM
do not ever compare stalin and stalinism with modern feminism again
^^^^^h3h3triggered.webm
clinton's campaign is out of touch with reality and has went all in on sexism and guilt tripping
WOMEN WHO DON'T VOTE FOR HILLARY HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL
"Girl's only vote for Sanders to meet the boys!"
those #berniebros are so sexist u know. all of his supporters are sexist. nothing wrong with ours tho (https://prod01-cdn07.cdn.firstlook.org/wp-uploads/sites/1/2016/01/antisemitism.png) dont vote for him or ur a sexist
When it's time to debate leggo hillary:
"I'm different than Obama because I'm a woman" - first debate
"I'm a woman trying to become the first woman president" - most recent debate
sanders policy wont work because
no i dont wanna talk about it
ill consider it
ill do it when everyone else does
gj discussing 0% of our policy, deflecting questions, and only attacking sanders' campaign instead of issues
kasich can go the distance guys
Quote from: Khadafi on February 09, 2016, 06:08:00 PM
kasich can go the distance guys
shut Your whore mouth
Quote from: David on February 09, 2016, 04:11:07 AM
Quote from: hamfusk on February 08, 2016, 11:22:07 PM
do not ever compare stalin and stalinism with modern feminism again
^^^^^h3h3triggered.webm
stalin is good
https://youtu.be/VlrWhx8Spp8?t=2829
>his quote at that exact timestamp
should'a' list-en-e'd, folx