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Title: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on May 17, 2012, 09:11:09 AM
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Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on May 17, 2012, 09:12:46 AM
Damn that is a good team goowan
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: Commander Fuckass on May 17, 2012, 09:16:53 AM
gay/10
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on May 17, 2012, 09:20:31 AM
Quote from: NDDR on May 17, 2012, 09:12:46 AM
Damn that is a good team goowan

damn straight nigga



[spoiler]>mfw gourcuff magically starts over cabaye goowan[/spoiler]
Quote from: Kefka on May 17, 2012, 09:16:53 AM
gay/10
but this thread isn't about wow or diablo  confuseddood; confuseddood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: Thyme on May 17, 2012, 09:22:32 AM
Quote from: Dovydas on May 17, 2012, 09:20:31 AM
but this thread isn't about wow or diablo  confuseddood; confuseddood;


and yet, surprisingly, it still deserves its gay/10 rating confuseddood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: Commander Fuckass on May 17, 2012, 09:24:37 AM
can i have all bayern players pls
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on May 17, 2012, 09:26:30 AM
Quote from: Thyme on May 17, 2012, 09:22:32 AM
and yet, surprisingly, it still deserves its gay/10 rating confuseddood;
dont b hatin
Quote from: Kefka on May 17, 2012, 09:24:37 AM
can i have all bayern players pls
lol
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: Classic on May 17, 2012, 09:29:10 AM
I never get gay graded anymore.  saddood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: Commander Fuckass on May 17, 2012, 09:40:31 AM
Quote from: Dovydas on May 17, 2012, 09:26:30 AM
lol
does this mean yes?
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on May 17, 2012, 09:56:16 AM
Quote from: Kefka on May 17, 2012, 09:40:31 AM
does this mean yes?
the most in theory you could have is seven [but olić and pranjić can hardly be considered bayern players since both of them are leaving at the end of the season]
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on May 31, 2012, 11:05:11 AM
JUNE 14

IRELAND v SPAIN

PAYBACK FOR 2002 WC

RICHARD DUNNE HEADER FROM 35 YARDS OUT IN THE THIRD MINUTE OF STOPPAGE TIME WINS IRELAND THE GROUP

CALLING IT NOW
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on May 31, 2012, 11:06:00 AM
Aiden McGeady will also hit the post 7 times.
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 03, 2012, 01:58:08 AM
>portugal
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 08, 2012, 09:51:01 AM
Spaniards are awful refs.  I think this ref in the Poland game is the same piece of shit that refed Marseille v Bayern. awdood;
Quote from: spaceman on May 31, 2012, 11:05:11 AM
JUNE 14

IRELAND v SPAIN

PAYBACK FOR 2002 WC

RICHARD DUNNE HEADER FROM 35 YARDS OUT IN THE THIRD MINUTE OF STOPPAGE TIME WINS IRELAND THE GROUP

CALLING IT NOW
yes, YES AWESOME
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 08, 2012, 09:59:36 AM
Quote from: Dovydas on June 08, 2012, 09:51:01 AM
Spaniards are awful refs.  I think this ref in the Poland game is the same piece of shit that refed Marseille v Bayern. awdood; yes, YES AWESOME
He is bloody awful...

To be fair Greece is also sucking. They actually played with a bit of passion after going down to 10, maybe they needed a kick in the ass
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 08, 2012, 11:00:06 AM
Clearly they did, they played so much better in the second... Kind of surprised Poland didn't lose with their lackluster defense and lackadaisical offensive pushes.

I can only see the first half of the Germany game before work tomorrow but it will surely be more pretty than this cry;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 08, 2012, 11:35:19 AM
Yeah, it's unfortunate that he missed the penalty.  It's good that the linesmen actually did their job, though.  befuddlement goowan

I wonder if Poland will be better or worse without Szczczczczczczczczczczcczney for the second game, he seemed to not know his defenders very well.   huhdoodame;
Quote from: NDDR on June 08, 2012, 11:00:06 AM
I can only see the first half of the Germany game before work tomorrow but it will surely be more pretty than this cry;


hopefully cry;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 08, 2012, 01:23:00 PM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2nhf88x.jpg)


nice ushanka
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: silvertone on June 08, 2012, 06:17:54 PM
cool guy
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 08, 2012, 10:05:02 PM
Tomorrow is going to be fun.

How many penalties will ROBBENROBBENROBBEN tomorrow?

Also,
(http://i.imgur.com/WKTyC.jpg)
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 09, 2012, 10:55:34 AM
>Nederland

I see Robben is also still confused to where the goalmouth is awdood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 09, 2012, 11:01:54 AM
I'm going to go crazy... the bloody announcers feel the need to end every other sentence with "wasn't it?" "isn't it?" or "didn't it?"
Quote from: Dovydas on June 09, 2012, 10:55:34 AM
>Nederland

I see Robben is also still confused to where the goalmouth is awdood;
I would have bet a lot of money on the Netherlands after the start of that game... Can't believe the Danes took that but yeah the Dutch shot amazingly poorly with all the shots they had
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 09, 2012, 11:08:55 AM
Quote from: NDDR on June 09, 2012, 11:01:54 AM
I'm going to go crazy... the bloody announcers feel the need to end every other sentence with "wasn't it?" "isn't it?" or "didn't it?"I would have bet a lot of money on the Netherlands after the start of that game... Can't believe the Danes took that but yeah the Dutch shot amazingly poorly with all the shots they had

srsly.  At least they didn't keep describing things as 'the moment of truth' like the person commentating on the US match yesterday.


I wonder how afraid Poortugal is about facing the Danes again.  sillydood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 09, 2012, 11:17:41 AM
Germany lineup: Neuer - Boateng, Hummels, Badstuber, Lahm - Khedira, Schweinsteiger - Müller, -zil, Podolski - Gómez

Portugal lineup: Patricio - Pereira, Alves, Pepe, Coentrão - Meireles, Veloso, Moutinho - Nani, Postiga, Ronaldo


I'm not surprised about Kroos and Mertesacker being put on the bench.  I wish Gómez a good game.  
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 09, 2012, 11:23:15 AM
Quote from: Dovydas on June 09, 2012, 11:08:55 AM
srsly.  At least they didn't keep describing things as 'the moment of truth' like the person commentating on the US match yesterday.


I wonder how afraid Poortugal is about facing the Danes again.  sillydood;
Yes and the word "special" has been done to death now too... Especially by Ballack on the first day, he seemed incredibly uncomfortable myface;

I can't believe the one US announcer said he doesn't think the Danes can get through... They have 3 points and qualified ahead of Portugal... Of course they can get through you idiot  >_<'
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 09, 2012, 11:26:52 AM
Quote from: NDDR on June 09, 2012, 11:23:15 AM
Yes and the word "special" has been done to death now too... Especially by Ballack on the first day, he seemed incredibly uncomfortable myface;

I can't believe the one US announcer said he doesn't think the Danes can get through... They have 3 points and qualified ahead of Portugal... Of course they can get through you idiot  >_<'
lol announcers are moronic awdood;


And yeah, Ballack seems really self-conscious about his English
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 09, 2012, 12:00:17 PM
Holy fuck what are this announcer's qualifications... he sounds like his only knowledge is from reading a wikipedia article on soccer right before the game
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 09, 2012, 12:02:14 PM
Which one lol
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 09, 2012, 12:08:29 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on June 09, 2012, 12:02:14 PM
Which one lol
The American fuck

Also jesus Germany where is your aggression today akudood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 09, 2012, 12:11:26 PM
WOOOOOO G"ME--Oh awdood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 09, 2012, 12:16:35 PM
Wow Podolski... wide open and you do that

Catch the fucking ball and set before you shoot maybe
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 09, 2012, 12:34:41 PM
Woow, that was close.  I wonder if adding Reus/Schürrle will help with the lack of pace when trying to break them down. befuddlement
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 09, 2012, 01:19:11 PM
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR giggle;


MARIO G"MEZ GARCÍA giggle; giggle; giggle;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 09, 2012, 01:52:08 PM
I'm really glad Löw stood by Gómez as CF for as long as he did, hopefully it gives him a big confidence boost so he knows that he can, in fact, perform at tournaments too. 



The last few minutes were disgustingly sloppy from the Germans though, it reminded me of how Bayern decided to sit back and protect Müller's goal in the Champions League final.  I guess that's not surprising since eight of the players used during the match are also currently Bayern players, but still.   And pointless yellows for Badstuber and Boateng. akudood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 09, 2012, 02:35:40 PM
Quote from: NDDR on June 09, 2012, 12:08:29 PM
The American fuck

Also jesus Germany where is your aggression today akudood;

That's Kasey Keller. He was a pretty solid goalkeeper for USA and Spurs but holy fuck what makes him think he's qualified to be a commentator lol

And yeah, Löw really made the right decision by keeping Gomez in, you could tell everyone was thinking that Klose could have converted some of those headers Gomez missed out on. This way he walks off the hero with dat confidence (especially after the CL Final omg) and still gives Klose a bit of playing time, smart move.

Also what the fuck was Meireles doing, with that hit followed by the laugh, and then the over-the-top-sincere apology? What was I watching?
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 09, 2012, 02:56:24 PM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2hciwd3.jpg)
Quote from: spaceman on June 09, 2012, 02:35:40 PM
That's Kasey Keller. He was a pretty solid goalkeeper for USA and Spurs but holy fuck what makes him think he's qualified to be a commentator lol

And yeah, Löw really made the right decision by keeping Gomez in, you could tell everyone was thinking that Klose could have converted some of those headers Gomez missed out on. This way he walks off the hero with dat confidence (especially after the CL Final omg) and still gives Klose a bit of playing time, smart move.

Also what the fuck was Meireles doing, with that hit followed by the laugh, and then the over-the-top-sincere apology? What was I watching?


Yes.  Gómez still got shit for it though for German 'fans', I mean really?  It's not like Klose will not play at all in this tournament, he's just not fit. akudood;


And srsly I'm surprised Badstuber didn't make a bigger deal out of it, it was very blatant.
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 09, 2012, 03:05:35 PM
also i was really worried for a couple minutes about Jérôme Boateng after that  THE POWER OF GOD block on Ronaldo.    :(
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 09, 2012, 03:07:34 PM
Quote from: spaceman on June 09, 2012, 03:05:35 PM
also i was really worried for a couple minutes about Jérôme Boateng after that  THE POWER OF GOD block on Ronaldo.    :(

yeah, i was worried that löw would do something crazy like bring on schmelzer if he was injured >_<'
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 09, 2012, 05:31:17 PM
Oh god lol did anyone catch Ballack's slightly racist joke in the commentary after the game? n_u
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 09, 2012, 05:53:58 PM
Quote from: NDDR on June 09, 2012, 05:31:17 PM
Oh god lol did anyone catch Ballack's slightly racist joke in the commentary after the game? n_u
i didn't want to hear lalas open his mouth again, so i turned it off right after.  what did he say lol
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 09, 2012, 06:04:24 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on June 09, 2012, 05:53:58 PM
i didn't want to hear lalas open his mouth again, so i turned it off right after.  what did he say lol
He said the reason why the Dutch have such big ears is because their mothers would pick them up by the ears as children and face them towards Germany, teaching them "Look, those are the world champions" girl;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 09, 2012, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: NDDR on June 09, 2012, 06:04:24 PM
He said the reason why the Dutch have such big ears is because their mothers would pick them up by the ears as children and face them towards Germany, teaching them "Look, those are the world champions" girl;
brilliant girl;


[spoiler]i wonder how he also explain their apparent brittleness   n_u[/spoiler]
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 09, 2012, 10:53:38 PM
It was actually Bob Ley who said something like, "it's like you said during the break, Michael.. *the joke*", and you could tell Ballack was just thinking, "fuck I wish he hadn't said what I said on the air". He got really uncomfortable.  girl;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 10, 2012, 12:09:13 AM
June 10th predictions


Ireland 0 - 0 Croatia

Spain 2 - 1 Italy
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 10, 2012, 12:35:34 AM
who do you think will get the goals for spain, sean? befuddlement
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 10, 2012, 01:29:38 AM
Quote from: Dovydas on June 10, 2012, 12:35:34 AM
who do you think will get the goals for spain, sean? befuddlement

TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 10, 2012, 01:43:32 AM
Quote from: spaceman on June 10, 2012, 01:29:38 AM
TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
sillydood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 10, 2012, 01:45:21 AM
I honestly think he'll net one, actually.
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 10, 2012, 02:13:06 AM
It's probably quite possible. befuddlement
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 10, 2012, 09:24:23 AM
Okay its only 20 minutes in but Italy came out better than I thought. I was hoping for 2010 World Cup Italy thus giving Ireland a small chance to slip into second place.

:(
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 10, 2012, 10:11:17 AM
What on Earth was Balotelli waiting for?
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 10, 2012, 10:47:08 AM
Italy looks a lot more decent that I expected.   befuddlement



And that font is just hideous for the Italian numbers. 
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 10, 2012, 11:51:43 AM
>3' goal

Well, I guess the Euros were pretty fun.
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 11, 2012, 09:57:22 AM
PLS WIN FRANCE
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 11, 2012, 01:14:04 PM
>yfw the ukraine leaves group d with nine points and borrusia dortmund poland crashes out during the group phase goowan
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 12, 2012, 09:10:01 AM
Jesus Christ, Czechia @_@
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 12, 2012, 11:07:44 AM
Quote from: Dovydas on June 12, 2012, 09:10:01 AM
Jesus Christ, Czechia @_@
Well they slowed down quite considerably girl;

But I am happy they won! Can't wait for the Poland-Russia international incident
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 12, 2012, 11:23:09 AM
I wonder if Löw will make any changes for tomorrow.  The only changes I would like to see is Schürrle replace Podolski and maybe Lahm and Boateng swapping sides so Müller doesn't look so isolated half of the time on the right.   confuseddood;

Quote from: NDDR on June 12, 2012, 11:07:44 AM
Well they slowed down quite considerably girl;

But I am happy they won! Can't wait for the Poland-Russia international incident
Yeah, they really did.  The first six minutes, however, they really showed Poland up. girl; 


I CAN'T WAIT EITHER.  I hope Russia destroys them. tomatoes;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 12, 2012, 11:37:59 AM
Quote from: Dovydas on June 12, 2012, 11:23:09 AM
I wonder if Löw will make any changes for tomorrow.  The only changes I would like to see is Schürrle replace Podolski and maybe Lahm and Boateng swapping sides so Müller doesn't look so isolated half of the time on the right.   confuseddood;
Yeah, they really did.  The first six minutes, however, they really showed Poland up. girl; 


I CAN'T WAIT EITHER.  I hope Russia destroys them. tomatoes;
Yeah really the entire first game Muller looked like he was on an island. He actually looked like he wanted to do things when he got the ball unlike half the German attack... unfortunately that involved shooting poorly ala Podolski at least from what I saw

GO POLSKA baddood; It's a family obligation girl;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 12, 2012, 11:43:08 AM
Quote from: NDDR on June 12, 2012, 11:37:59 AM
Yeah really the entire first game Muller looked like he was on an island. He actually looked like he wanted to do things when he got the ball unlike half the German attack... unfortunately that involved shooting poorly ala Podolski at least from what I saw

GO POLSKA baddood; It's a family obligation girl;
Yeah, the attacking four of Germany were mostly underwhelming... I'm confused to how -zil won Man of the Match, Khedira or Neuer would have been better. 


And tomatoes;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 12, 2012, 01:14:01 PM
POLAND! AWESOME
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 12, 2012, 02:41:24 PM
Russland and Czechia are still the only two making it out. Reichdood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 12, 2012, 02:47:26 PM
Probably, as long as the Czechs or Poles make it out I'll be pleased n_u
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 12, 2012, 02:53:53 PM
Quote from: NDDR on June 12, 2012, 02:47:26 PM
Probably, as long as the Czechs or Poles make it out I'll be pleased n_u
I wouldn't want the possibility of a Germany-Poland matchup... It would be incredibly Dortmund-like of them to actually produce a good performance faced with so many Bayern players.  So please, no Poland making it out of the group. myface;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 12, 2012, 02:59:12 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on June 12, 2012, 02:53:53 PM
I wouldn't want the possibility of a Germany-Poland matchup... It would be incredibly Dortmund-like of them to actually produce a good performance faced with so many Bayern players.  So please, no Poland making it out of the group. myface;
Oh... do we have to play a team from group A in the first round of the finals?

I wanted to get an easy win against England again awdood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 12, 2012, 03:11:17 PM
Quote from: NDDR on June 12, 2012, 02:59:12 PM
Oh... do we have to play a team from group A in the first round of the finals?

I wanted to get an easy win against England again awdood;


group a winner vs group b runner-up
group b winner vs group a runner-up
and so forth for the quarter finals

so yes. myface; 

the seemingly easiest team germany could get from group a [excluding a miracle from the greeks] would be czechia, should it win group b. also another thing to note:  the germans [glow=black,2,300]haven't[/glow] won the second game of a group phase in a very long time.  however that could be due to the fact that they've pretty much regularly blown their opening opponents out of the water if the first match and is just lingering overconfidence.
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 13, 2012, 09:51:16 AM
I hope Denmark can come back and at least get a draw. cry;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 13, 2012, 11:29:09 AM
Germany lineup: Neuer; Boateng, Hummels, Badstuber, Lahm; Schweinsteiger, Khedira; Müller, Özil, Podolski; Gómez

I hope Poldi and Özil get involved in this game more.  >.<
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 13, 2012, 12:10:25 PM
omGOMEZ AWESOME
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 13, 2012, 12:11:19 PM
I HOPE SCHOLL SAW THAT
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 13, 2012, 12:23:41 PM
Gómez is doing a lot of defending too [well for a man accused of never moving]. befuddlement
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 13, 2012, 12:36:29 PM
G"MEZ CAN'T PERFORM FOR GERMANY IN A TOURNAMENT, THEY SAID
HE'S A PLANK, EVEN A TRAFFIC CONE COULD MARK HIM, THEY SAID
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 13, 2012, 12:46:04 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2qx49ci.jpg)
(http://i47.tinypic.com/34dfkmv.jpg)

>poldi
>scoring
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 13, 2012, 01:17:33 PM
Ugh playing too loose there
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 13, 2012, 01:44:47 PM
Quote from: NDDR on June 13, 2012, 01:17:33 PM
Ugh playing too loose there
yeah, they really did give van derpsie a lot of space... awdood;



also, so klose there cry;



a win is a win but the last quarter of the matches have looked flat.  i don't like how many corners the germans are conceding either, at least they kept the netherlanders in single digits though. 


and it seems gómez will win man of the match
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 14, 2012, 09:30:02 AM
Thanks to Mario, I'm ranked 399th from the US.  cry;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 14, 2012, 11:51:28 AM
oh... ireland awdood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 14, 2012, 01:01:35 PM
down with this sort of thing
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 14, 2012, 05:29:35 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ml3uGc4h1qea5mgo1_500.gif)


doesn't uefa think it's bad to have a portuguese officiating a spain match...?  doodhuh;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 15, 2012, 12:15:42 AM
looooooooooooooow lieeeeeeeee the fiiieelldds of athenryyyyy


jesus christ i had goosebumps from the 87th minute on
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 15, 2012, 01:11:07 PM
HEJA SVERIGE!
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 15, 2012, 01:32:45 PM
'A gift of a corner here for Sweden'


uhhh, on which planet not named england is a corner after the ball crosses the end line a 'gift'  confuseddood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 15, 2012, 03:59:57 PM
[youtube]M_pwOHgebuQ[/youtube]

oh those bayern boys  sillydood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 16, 2012, 12:55:35 PM
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Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 16, 2012, 01:16:50 PM
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Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: Nyerp on June 16, 2012, 01:41:44 PM
hella cool
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 16, 2012, 01:41:49 PM
Wow.  Out of the teams that can still qualify out of the tournament, only the Dutch are less deserving than the Greeks.   confuseddood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 16, 2012, 05:22:31 PM
Hm, I hope today taught Löw [and the people hopping for a radically different line-up] that qualification isn't secured.  It's pretty much accepted that Klose needs to start a match and Boateng can't play so it pretty much forces two changes.   confuseddood;


So, maybe something like this befuddlement:

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Hopefully Badstuber is smart enough to not pick up a second yellow.  And I highly doubt that either Müller or Podolski would be rested, let alone both.   n_u

[spoiler]Unfortunately, Carballo from the Poland-Greece match will be the ref.   >_<'[/spoiler]
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 16, 2012, 06:07:45 PM
Isn't qualification assured? They kept saying it was once they beat the Dutch on Wednesday confuseddood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 16, 2012, 06:22:00 PM
Quote from: NDDR on June 16, 2012, 06:07:45 PM
Isn't qualification assured? They kept saying it was once they beat the Dutch on Wednesday confuseddood;

Qualification would have been secured if Portugal didn't win. 

A win or draw with Denmark secures top place finish as the maximum points Portugal can finish on is six.  A 1:0 or 2:1 loss for Germany and any Portugal win means Portugal/Denmark and Denmark/Portugal go through respectively.  If you want it explained in even more exhaustive detail, here you go: 

http://espnfc.com/uk/en/news/1099715/group-permutations.html  n_u

Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 16, 2012, 06:28:10 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on June 16, 2012, 06:22:00 PM
Qualification would have been secured if Portugal didn't win. 

A win or draw with Denmark secures top place finish as the maximum points Portugal can finish on is six.  A 1:0 or 2:1 loss for Germany and any Portugal win means Portugal/Denmark and Denmark/Portugal go through respectively.  If you want it explained in even more exhaustive detail, here you go: 

http://espnfc.com/uk/en/news/1099715/group-permutations.html  n_u


Goddamn it... Well let's just win again then baddood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 16, 2012, 06:33:12 PM
Quote from: NDDR on June 16, 2012, 06:28:10 PM
Goddamn it... Well let's just win again then baddood;
Personally, I'm hoping for the Danes to equalise at 90+8, just to infuriate the Dutch after they watched their team battle to a 2:0 win and then switched over to watch the other game at 2:1 for the Germans.  sillydood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 16, 2012, 06:34:51 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on June 16, 2012, 06:33:12 PM
Personally, I'm hoping for the Danes to equalise at 90+8, just to infuriate the Dutch after they watched their team battle to a 2:0 win and then switched over to watch the other game at 2:1 for the Germans.  sillydood;
You are quite the sadist n_u
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 16, 2012, 06:36:36 PM
Quote from: NDDR on June 16, 2012, 06:34:51 PM
You are quite the sadist n_u
tomatoes;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 16, 2012, 10:47:48 PM
i think a 4-2-2-1-(1) could work decently well befuddlement

Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 17, 2012, 10:47:13 AM
QuoteNeuer; Bender, Hummels, Badstuber, Lahm; Khedira, Schweinsteiger; Müller, -zil, Podolski; Gómez



'If it isn't broke, don't fix it' approach?  And nice hundredth cap, Poldi. n_u



I wonder if he's hopping that Bender is a little bit more ambitious and goes forward more than Höwedes would? befuddlement
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 17, 2012, 12:17:40 PM
Boa, Germany needs your jumping skills.  Also Jesus Christ, Neuer.   >_<'
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 17, 2012, 01:42:53 PM
of all the people to win it for germany, lars bender?  seriously? srsly 


[spoiler]i guess national team fans from cologne have their new twink icon though.  sillydood; [/spoiler]
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 17, 2012, 05:25:33 PM
I feel like the highlight was probably somewhat biased towards the Danes to make it more dramatic, but jeez Germany you made qualification a little too exciting for 9 points in group
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 17, 2012, 05:47:41 PM
Quote from: NDDR on June 17, 2012, 05:25:33 PM
I feel like the highlight was probably somewhat biased towards the Danes to make it more dramatic, but jeez Germany you made qualification a little too exciting for 9 points in group
Yeah, I mean for as long as the game was level I guess I really never felt that the Danes could pip the Germans by getting a second goal.  Badstuber completely let Bendtner all over him for their goal though.  All in all, it was a similar not-great-but-not-terrible performance like the Portugal game. 


Hopefully the Germans show a lot more desire to just rip the Greeks apart at the beginning, they've started out pretty poorly in every match and grown into it so far.  But I'm not really sure how many of the players are ruthless like that on this German team, Reus or circa 2010 Müller is all I can think of? befuddlement
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 18, 2012, 01:31:21 PM
I HOPE THE CROATS SCORE  akudood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 19, 2012, 01:28:52 PM
say what you will about the irish, at least we're consistent.
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 19, 2012, 01:38:55 PM
thank you, sverige, for ruining france's unbeaten run sillydood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 22, 2012, 05:34:32 AM
QuoteBILD is reporting that Klose, Reus, and Schürrle are starting for Gómez, Müller, and Podolski tonight against Greece


This seems a very un-Löw thing making three changes... Especially since Podolski and Müller just started actually getting involved in the action more in the Denmark game confuseddood; confuseddood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 22, 2012, 05:39:04 AM
Oh boy, it'll be interesting if something goes terribly wrong in this match and people start questioning Löw about not starting Gómez  n_u
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 22, 2012, 12:13:43 PM
Gómez would have put one of these chances in the back of the net
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 22, 2012, 12:40:10 PM
Damn it Germany, you're being too cheeky, too lax... Just go for the goddamn throat and stop playing with your food akudood;

Also Greece you are a bunch of diving babies this game akudood;

Thank you Philip Lahm for actually playing like a goddamn world champion should akudood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 22, 2012, 12:47:23 PM
Schweinsteiger has looked far from himself.  And for all the interchanging between Reus, Klose and Schürrle only one of their shots have been on target [from Reus], and according to ESPN's match statistics, Klose hasn't had a shot.  befuddlement

[spoiler]Also, I was hoping that Lahm would do that in the CL final, oh why did you wait to score a blooter for Germany? :'(  I know Sifakis is no Čech but :'([/spoiler]
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 22, 2012, 01:02:02 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Just because they're off the goddamn Balkan peninsula does not mean you need to fuck up and lose because of overconfidence
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 22, 2012, 01:06:42 PM
So, Kroos for Scwheinsteiger and Gómez for somebody sometime soon lol? befuddlement

and where on earth was badstuber on that counter?
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 22, 2012, 01:43:59 PM
I would honestly say a 4:2 is a rather disappointing result for how much Germany dominated possession.  I hope the press doesn't gloss over the fact that Germany nearly let them back into the match because of the poor finishing from the first half from Löw's changes.   



And Neuer, the hobbit went to the same side he did against Poland when the Greeks won a penalty and it was saved... awdood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 22, 2012, 02:00:31 PM
Yes, very disappointing. Especially early on the game should've been at about 3:0 15 minutes in.

And I even told my friend his penalty would go low-right. I don't know how keepers don't watch for things like this, but I guess maybe he thought he'd change it up
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 22, 2012, 02:02:53 PM
Quote from: NDDR on June 22, 2012, 02:00:31 PM
Yes, very disappointing. Especially early on the game should've been at about 3:0 15 minutes in.

And I even told my friend his penalty would go low-right. I don't know how keepers don't watch for things like this, but I guess maybe he thought he'd change it up
Very true.


And yeah, I guess Neuer is just so used to Robben switching sides when one of his numerous penalties at Bayern this season was either saved/nearly saved.  sillydood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 24, 2012, 01:43:41 PM
Two banks of nil-nil.   



ROAR
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 24, 2012, 02:39:35 PM
Pirlo's penalty was the most beautiful thing I've ever witnessed.  Robben should take lessons from him  befuddlement
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 24, 2012, 06:32:59 PM
Damn it, we have a much better history against Angleterre >_<'
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 24, 2012, 06:45:06 PM
Quote from: NDDR on June 24, 2012, 06:32:59 PM
Damn it, we have a much better history against Angleterre >_<'

I would say beating Italy would make the possibility of winning the European Championships much more enjoyable/special for the Germans lol befuddlement
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 27, 2012, 01:29:45 PM
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Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: spaceman on June 27, 2012, 01:36:17 PM
i was out of town for the quarters. now i'm here again.

>this semifinal
awdood;
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 27, 2012, 01:53:24 PM
Quote from: spaceman on June 27, 2012, 01:36:17 PM
i was out of town for the quarters. now i'm here again.

>this semifinal
awdood;
At least it's a bit better than England-Italy... But that's not saying much. 
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 28, 2012, 10:51:46 AM
QuoteNeuer; Boateng, Hummels, Badstuber, Lahm; Khedira, Schweinsteiger; Kroos, Özil, Podolski; Gómez



I... What?  confuseddood; 


I'm really confused.  Löw thinks Kroos is a logical filler for Schweinsteiger [going by his comments after he broke his collar bone in November], so if that's the case, why include both?  If he wanted a person with more control of the ball that can pass, why not Götze? he can play on the right.   confuseddood; confuseddood;


I mean, I'm trying to remember how Kroos played against Mönchengladbach out 'wide' on the left when Ribéry was suspended for Bayern, and I really don't remember him popping up all that often on the wing. befuddlement
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 28, 2012, 12:27:33 PM
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Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: YPrrrr on June 28, 2012, 09:13:31 PM
Yeah, like I said, I hate playing Italy. It's like a land war in Russia. Inadvisable.

Also Podolski holy fuck you suck
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on June 29, 2012, 03:40:17 AM
Bild:

Saturday: "Germany in love with Jogi's boys. Löw adored by entire nation. It's never been so easy to love a German team."
Tuesday: "Only Buffon separates us from final."
Thursday: "Today -zil blows Italy away."
Friday: "Losers. Too soft for the title. Failed miserably. Löw failed again, is he to blame?"


So fickle indeed.
Title: Re: McDonald's presents Uefa Double Cheeseuro 2012
Post by: ME## on July 01, 2012, 01:39:31 PM
So Torres will win the golden boot by virtue of having played fewer minutes than Gómez.  That's an even shittier tie breaker than using assists.