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Grapefruit

Started by YPrrrr, April 04, 2017, 01:39:57 PM

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Yea or nay

Yes pls
3 (37.5%)
Fuckin gross
3 (37.5%)
Meh
2 (25%)

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ME##

God should wipe out the grapefruit and give me engorged oranges the size of them so I can make an entire glass of OJ from one. #juiced


famy

Quote from: C.Mongler on July 27, 2018, 08:23:23 AMgrapefruit is the worst fucking thing on this earth



it only exists so god can chill up in heaven and be like "hah guys look at this shit he's REALLY eating it omg lmfao" whenever someone cracks one open
not as bad as durian but pretty close

YPrrrr

Quote from: David on July 27, 2018, 10:59:28 PMGod should wipe out the grapefruit and give me engorged oranges the size of them so I can make an entire glass of OJ from one. #juiced
I've slowly come to the conclusion that oranges are overhyped and beat out by almost every single one of their relatives like clementines, tangerines, and mandarins

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

Quote from: YPargh on July 28, 2018, 05:06:39 AM
Quote from: David on July 27, 2018, 10:59:28 PMGod should wipe out the grapefruit and give me engorged oranges the size of them so I can make an entire glass of OJ from one. #juiced
9;ve slowly come to the conclusion that oranges are overhyped and beat out by almost every single one of their relatives like clementines, tangerines, and mandarins
fuck u

YPrrrr

Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on July 28, 2018, 01:50:14 PM
Quote from: YPargh on July 28, 2018, 05:06:39 AM
Quote from: David on July 27, 2018, 10:59:28 PMGod should wipe out the grapefruit and give me engorged oranges the size of them so I can make an entire glass of OJ from one. #juiced
9;ve slowly come to the conclusion that oranges are overhyped and beat out by almost every single one of their relatives like clementines, tangerines, and mandarins
u
2muchrind

ME##

Quote from: YPargh on July 28, 2018, 02:30:39 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on July 28, 2018, 01:50:14 PM
Quote from: YPargh on July 28, 2018, 05:06:39 AM
Quote from: David on July 27, 2018, 10:59:28 PMGod should wipe out the grapefruit and give me engorged oranges the size of them so I can make an entire glass of OJ from one. #juiced
9;ve slowly come to the conclusion that oranges are overhyped and beat out by almost every single one of their relatives like clementines, tangerines, and mandarins
u
hrind
i think you're confusing ur precious grapeshit with the wholesomeness of oranges

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: YPargh on April 10, 2017, 12:37:18 PM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on April 10, 2017, 12:17:07 PMi'll get back to you should i ever try squirt (which i've never even heard of tbh) but i'm not putting any stock in it
#39;ve never seen Squirt???

[spoiler][/spoiler]

(you'd probably hate it tbh it's way more grapefruity than fresca)

i don't recall ever seeing this either

now i NEED to try it

Mando Pandango

i've probably posted in this thread in the past but i'm here here to say that grapefruit fuckin sucks
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Kalahari Inkantation

also,

Quote from: YPargh on July 27, 2018, 11:22:27 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on July 27, 2018, 08:23:23 AMit only exists so god can chill up in heaven and be like "hah guys look at this shit he's REALLY eating it omg lmfao" whenever someone cracks one open
this sounds like honeydew

Quote from: C.Mongler on July 27, 2018, 11:32:42 AMtbf this also applies to honeydew; god is quite the class clown he made many joke memefruits

wat

i get why grapefruit might be divisive but honeydew is so mild and inoffensive

do we even have the same fruit in mind

Hiro

squirt and fresca are great

The Hand That Fisted Everyone


YPrrrr

Quote from: David on July 28, 2018, 03:44:47 PM
Quote from: YPargh on July 28, 2018, 02:30:39 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on July 28, 2018, 01:50:14 PM
Quote from: YPargh on July 28, 2018, 05:06:39 AM
Quote from: David on July 27, 2018, 10:59:28 PMGod should wipe out the grapefruit and give me engorged oranges the size of them so I can make an entire glass of OJ from one. #juiced
9;ve slowly come to the conclusion that oranges are overhyped and beat out by almost every single one of their relatives like clementines, tangerines, and mandarins
u
hrind
nk you're confusing ur precious grapeshit with the wholesomeness of oranges
Navel oranges may as well be grapefruits with that thick ass skin yes

YPrrrr

July 29, 2018, 06:23:33 AM #43 Last Edit: July 29, 2018, 06:28:29 AM by YPargh
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 28, 2018, 04:10:55 PMalso,

Quote from: YPargh on July 27, 2018, 11:22:27 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on July 27, 2018, 08:23:23 AMit only exists so god can chill up in heaven and be like "hah guys look at this shit he's REALLY eating it omg lmfao" whenever someone cracks one open
this sounds like honeydew

Quote from: C.Mongler on July 27, 2018, 11:32:42 AMtbf this also applies to honeydew; god is quite the class clown he made many joke memefruits

wat

i get why grapefruit might be divisive but honeydew is so mild and inoffensive

do we even have the same fruit in mind
s somewhat mild but it is very offensive an it RUINS fruit salad by making everything else in the fruit salad taste like melon. Same with cantaloupe. Fuck them both

References to divisiveness:

https://www.thekitchn.com/why-do-americans-hate-honeydews-and-why-i-love-them-anyway-234047

https://www.buzzfeed.com/kirstenking/this-fruit-is-garbage

https://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/03/upshot/that-honeydew-melon-looks-good-but-does-anyone-eat-it.html

https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/honeydew-obviously-worst-fruit

https://www.theodysseyonline.com/cantaloupe-honey-due-worst-fruits

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: YPargh on July 28, 2018, 05:06:39 AM
Quote from: David on July 27, 2018, 10:59:28 PMGod should wipe out the grapefruit and give me engorged oranges the size of them so I can make an entire glass of OJ from one. #juiced
9;ve slowly come to the conclusion that oranges are overhyped and beat out by almost every single one of their relatives like clementines, tangerines, and mandarins

i think i agree for the most part, but

Quote from: YPargh on July 29, 2018, 06:22:13 AMNavel oranges may as well be grapefruits with that thick ass skin yes

those are probably the best orangesque citrus fruit, at least of the ones i've tried

  • seedless
  • flavorful
  • easy to peel precisely because of the thicc rind
  • br>
    they're significantly better than mandarins/clementines/tangerines, which in turn are better than generic seeded oranges

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