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Title: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: YPrrrr on July 26, 2018, 07:57:51 AM
Typically 4, sometimes more, on a chain pizza place like Papa Johns or Pizza Hut. 2 to 3 if it's a new york style pie. 1 or 2 if chicago style

Thin crust is stupid. But idk 10?
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: C.Mongler on July 26, 2018, 11:28:08 AM
14 inch, standard crust I usually eat about 4, but I can eat as many as 12 if available/i particularly hate myself that day.
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: YPrrrr on July 26, 2018, 11:29:10 AM
This is the problem with pizza. It makes me so happy. Then fills me with such regret.

It's like Catholic sex
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Mando Pandango on July 26, 2018, 11:45:20 AM
3-4
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Thyme on July 26, 2018, 11:47:12 AM
uh about the equivalent of a small (10 inch) pizza
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: silvertone on July 26, 2018, 12:15:39 PM
let's leave some things to the imagination
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: C.Mongler on July 26, 2018, 12:26:42 PM
working at domino's and having access to tens of slices of FREE various pizzas at all times killed my ability to eat that shit in moderation tbh
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: ME## on July 26, 2018, 12:29:25 PM
Pizza is satanic because if you eat it too fast you don't realize just how much you're eating until you're done
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Travis on July 26, 2018, 01:06:17 PM
i stop myself at 4 max usually but i have no doubt i could eat an entire pizza to myself easily
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 26, 2018, 02:18:16 PM
absolutely never more than two at a time if it's a large (16"-18"), often even just one is enough

but for mediumish pizzas (12"-14"), then anywhere from 2 to maybe 4 at a time, probably averaging around ~2.5-3

i haven't eaten from a small (≤10") pizza in years but of course the smaller the diameter the more slices you eat
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Hiro on July 26, 2018, 08:04:06 PM
I always start with 2, but usually have a third and maybe a 4th if I'm really hungry
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Daddy on July 27, 2018, 07:04:29 AM
3 I guess. Sometimes 4

if im blunted i can eat the whole thing
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: strongbad on July 27, 2018, 09:06:35 AM
2-4
ultimately depends on the size of the pizza or if i have a side salad or something

also if im blunted
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Samus Aran on July 28, 2018, 09:25:39 PM
Quote from: Hiro on July 26, 2018, 08:04:06 PMI always start with 2, but usually have a third and maybe a 4th if I'm really hungry

pretty much this exactly. i'd say three on average, but often times just two
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 28, 2018, 09:28:24 PM
i want to try a dc jumbo slice :'(
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: LCK on August 05, 2018, 11:07:40 PM
ummmm all of it obvi
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: FAMY2 on August 06, 2018, 04:23:11 AM
Just one or two. I'd feel ill if I ate a whole pizza.
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 10, 2018, 11:00:50 PM
i usually eat two unless its bullshit Papa Johns then i eat the whole thing and dont shit for aw eek
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: YPrrrr on August 11, 2018, 07:00:23 AM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on August 10, 2018, 11:00:50 PMi usually eat two unless its bullshit Papa Johns then i eat the whole thing and dont shit for aw eek

is the fucking truth I am never as constipated as I am after fucking papa johns

I still like it tho
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: LCK on August 11, 2018, 08:16:35 AM
I've never had papa johns
Only papa Murphy's
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Hiro on August 11, 2018, 12:00:41 PM
Papa John's is the absolute bottom of all pizza places
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 11, 2018, 12:37:04 PM
Quote from: Hiro on August 11, 2018, 12:00:41 PMPapa John's is the absolute bottom of all pizza places
is a wrong take. The Here Is The Power Ranking

Papa Johns
Little Cesars
Dominos
Pizza Hut










Papa Murphys
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 11, 2018, 12:52:35 PM
Who's Papa Murphy

Where does Papa Gino's fare in all this
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 11, 2018, 11:08:06 PM
Quote from: Detective Spatchcock on August 11, 2018, 12:52:35 PMWho's Papa Murphy

Where does Papa Gino's fare in all this
ho Papa Gino is


Papa Murphy is a Take and Bake pizza place and Take and Bake Pizza is the second biggest lie ever sold to mankind.
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Hiro on August 12, 2018, 12:15:54 AM
I wouldn't really count Papa Murphy's because you have to cook it yourself, but among the other four purely on the quality it's:
Domino's
Little Caesars
Pizza Hut


Papa John's

And Little Caesars is only $5 and you can walk in an out of there in about 15 seconds, so that makes it a solid choice.

Papa John's is always soggy, they don't have a great topping selection, and it often smells weird. Plus they follow the JC Penney model of pricing where everything is way over priced but they offer tons of coupons and discounts so then it's only slightly overpriced. I can get a fantasticlocal pizza for the same price if I'm not using any coupons or anything.
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 12, 2018, 12:31:05 AM
they have the same toppings as everyone else?
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: ClassicTyler on August 12, 2018, 04:31:55 PM
Quote from: sc2020 on July 26, 2018, 12:15:39 PMlet's leave some things to the imagination

agreed

on days with control anywhere from 3-5

on self-hating days a whole medium lmao
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: YPrrrr on August 12, 2018, 05:20:29 PM
Order Papa Johns online

Large one topping pizza 7 bucks for pickup w coupon. Is that overpriced?
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: ClassicTyler on August 12, 2018, 05:23:21 PM
Papa John's is garbage. :(
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 12, 2018, 06:42:43 PM
chain pizza is so different from real pizza i have a hard time even comparing the two. I honestly like them both but for really different reasons.

I like Papa Johns.
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 13, 2018, 12:12:47 AM
pizza hut is probably my favorite of the national chain pizza brands but it and domino's and pappa john's are all slop
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Hiro on August 13, 2018, 12:23:44 AM
domino's is pretty solid these days imo
but yeah local pizza is generally much better
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Hiro on August 13, 2018, 12:24:20 AM
tec what did you think of that pizza you had here?
Title: Re: How many slices of pizza do you typically eat
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 13, 2018, 12:30:13 AM
it was good, maybe a little more dense than i expected but that's not a complaint

i have to admit though, i'm an absolute sucker for proper local new york-region pizza lol

no other pizza comes close