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General => Philosophy & Scholarly Debate => Topic started by: applesauce on June 11, 2011, 09:27:09 AM

Title: SSS!!!!!
Post by: applesauce on June 11, 2011, 09:27:09 AM
Guys I am inside an abandoned factory and some guys just came in a truck and are patching the hole in the wall and in the fence that we came in through. Help
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Post by: silvertone on June 11, 2011, 09:27:31 AM
Tell them to stop!!!
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Post by: Nyerp on June 11, 2011, 09:28:52 AM
stop fucking around in a place you're not supposed to be
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Post by: YPrrrr on June 11, 2011, 09:33:20 AM
The Cask of Amantillado comes to mind
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Post by: don't let's on June 11, 2011, 10:16:49 AM
Thought this was gonna be about the selective service
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Post by: snoorkel on June 11, 2011, 10:16:59 AM
are you still in the factory

don't you know it's a factory for SOULS

always plan an escape route.
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Post by: Selkie on June 11, 2011, 12:26:13 PM
post more
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Post by: me003 on June 11, 2011, 02:19:19 PM
well when they finish tear it back down.
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Post by: musica.cards on June 11, 2011, 04:26:49 PM
Quote from: No Comment on June 11, 2011, 10:16:49 AM
Thought this was gonna be about the selective service

Secret selective service?
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Post by: don't let's on June 11, 2011, 04:45:22 PM
Quote from: _you_ on June 11, 2011, 04:26:49 PM
Secret selective service?
sss.gov
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Post by: musica.cards on June 11, 2011, 05:09:27 PM
Quote from: No Comment on June 11, 2011, 04:45:22 PM
sss.gov

sss.sss
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Post by: applesauce on June 11, 2011, 06:23:09 PM
Well, I am out on bail now.  >.<
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Post by: Travis on June 11, 2011, 06:26:52 PM
Quote from: applesauce on June 11, 2011, 06:23:09 PM
Well, I am out on bail now.  >.<
LOL
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Post by: Classic on June 11, 2011, 06:46:11 PM
Quote from: applesauce on June 11, 2011, 06:23:09 PM
Well, I am out on bail now.  >.<

No baby no.  :(
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Post by: silvertone on June 11, 2011, 06:48:18 PM
Can we make that illegal section now? I really want to hear this story. I am greedy, I know.
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Post by: snoorkel on June 11, 2011, 07:03:18 PM
Quote from: Travis on June 11, 2011, 06:26:52 PM
LOL


pics???
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 11, 2011, 07:04:51 PM
Quote from: vziard on June 11, 2011, 07:03:18 PM
pics???


yes please
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Post by: snoorkel on June 11, 2011, 07:25:17 PM
Quote from: silvertone on June 11, 2011, 06:48:18 PM
Can we make that illegal section now? I really want to hear this story. I am greedy, I know.


It has been done
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Post by: Nyerp on June 11, 2011, 07:36:51 PM
congratulations you just made this board even worse
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Post by: snoorkel on June 11, 2011, 07:39:11 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on June 11, 2011, 07:36:51 PM
congratulations you just made this board even worse


well I know I'll use it, see we already have a board for fucking anime

now let's hear the tale!
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 11, 2011, 07:40:22 PM
i really don't think serious discussion and illegal can properly be combined into a single board befuddlement

a separate board for each makes much more sense myface;
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Post by: Socks on June 11, 2011, 08:32:05 PM
sounds like they did you dirty.
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Post by: Travis on June 11, 2011, 09:25:41 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on June 11, 2011, 07:36:51 PM
congratulations you just made this board even worse
why do you get butthurt over everything
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Post by: applesauce on June 11, 2011, 09:37:46 PM
Okay, so this is what happened.

So we went to the place and the fence across the alley next to i was torn down so we walked in. And it was all boarded up, but there was one spot where someone had torn the stuff down and you could walk in. So we walked in and looked around the first floor, taking photos and such, and then took this cool catwalk stairs up to the second floor and the roof. And we wee climbing around on the roofs. We had been there maybe 20 mins and we heard a real loud noise like nailgun and went to go check it out. We looked over the edge and there were three mexican guys fixing the hole in the building and the fence. And we decided to just wait up there until they left because we couldn't get to the rest of the building (the taller part) without passing by the fixing guys. So we were waiting there, when the guy I was with found a way where he could climb across this parapet and into a hole on the fourth floor. As he was doing so, some random person (who we later found out was the owner of a business renting the next warehouse over, which is part of the same complex) started yelling at us, and we had no idea where he was or if he was really yelling at us. But we went and hid for like 15 minutes and then decided to go back out and then the man was yelling at us, and we decided that we should probably just leave, even though the fixing guys would see us, because tha guy would probably call the police. So we started walking down, and then all the sudden out of nowhere there were three cops with guns drawn screaming at us. They arrested us on the catwalks, and took us outside. When we got outside there were SEVEN patrol cars, two paddywagons, and as we were getting searched, a police chopper came by, hovered for a minute, and then left. No joke. It took us almost ten minutes to convince them that we were there alone, and then about 20 more to convince them that we weren't there tagging. Then the guys wanted to let us go with a warning, but the sargent was like "well, now the commander knows this happened and we interrupted his meeting to ask for the chopper, so we have to put some charges out now" so they took us to the district HQ, and made us wait in a holding cell and cataloged all our possessions, let us call a guy to come pick them up, and then processed us. We had to give them a lot of info and wait a long time and such at an interview thing. Then they did all the crazy fingerprinting and took us to lockup, where we got our cells. After about 5 hours, I got moved from my cell to his, because they had overcrowding. Then after like another 90 minutes we signed some papers, got our IDs, belts, and shoelaces back, and got I bonds for $1,500. Then we got to go. We had to walk to the guy who had all our stuff's house.

So now I have to go to court and I am charged with criminal trespass, which  is a misdemeanor. If a rep from the property owner doesn't show up, then all the charges are dropped. The cops don't think he will show up, because he hasn't paid property taxes or water bills in four years.

So mhm.
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Post by: Nyerp on June 11, 2011, 09:41:14 PM
lol
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Post by: Socks on June 11, 2011, 10:47:42 PM
I fucking salute you sir. And will cross fences and crawl through holes anyday or night with such good company.
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Post by: applesauce on June 12, 2011, 12:03:55 PM
At a large abandoned industrial complex, formerly used by the US military during WWII in Chicago.
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Post by: snoorkel on June 12, 2011, 12:57:40 PM
damn, that's some misfortune. hope you get off.
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Post by: don't let's on June 12, 2011, 04:01:32 PM
Well that's some bad luck. You should have gotten some pictures with the cops and seen if they would take some of the arrest.
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Post by: strongbad on June 12, 2011, 08:06:22 PM
Good luck, that sounds like some serious shit.
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Post by: applesauce on June 30, 2011, 05:49:45 PM
Got my camera today, and the cops took some pretty sick pics of their feet.


(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/Gamosan/IMG_0152.jpg)


(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/Gamosan/IMG_0151.jpg)


n_u
Title: Re: SSS!!!!!
Post by: snoorkel on June 30, 2011, 06:09:52 PM
Quote from: applesauce on June 30, 2011, 05:49:45 PM
Got my camera today, and the cops took some pretty sick pics of their feet.



n_u


haha WOW. they didn't even delete them (or notice they were taken?) because they're so fucking dumb. probably standing there passing the phone around looking at your shit (and not understanding)
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Post by: applesauce on June 30, 2011, 06:14:27 PM
Quote from: vziard on June 30, 2011, 06:09:52 PM
haha WOW. they didn't even delete them (or notice they were taken?) because they're so fucking dumb. probably standing there passing the phone around looking at your shit (and not understanding)


I don't think they could have if they tried to delete them. They were probably trying to get the screen to turn on (which they couldn't, because it's broken and doesn't turn on) to look at my pictures, when they accidentally took these.

I have a passcode on my phone. This is the first time it ever came in handy, I think.  hocuspocus;
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Post by: Socks on June 30, 2011, 09:43:48 PM
It must have been great getting high laughing at these. Sweet postures.
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Post by: snoorkel on July 01, 2011, 11:10:53 PM
Quote from: Socks on June 30, 2011, 09:43:48 PM
It must have been great getting high laughing at these. Sweet postures.


I'm afraid the apples doesn't indulge  :(

but yeah that's what I thought too.
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Post by: Socks on July 02, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
that's weird. he does amphetamines but not weed.  doodhuh;
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Post by: silvertone on July 02, 2011, 07:59:39 AM
They're funny without drugs.
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Post by: applesauce on July 05, 2011, 05:35:26 PM
Quote from: Socks on July 02, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
that's weird. he does amphetamines but not weed.  doodhuh;


Lol, I don't really do amphetamines. Sometimes when I have huge deadlines I'll take like 4 does of 12-hour sudafeds at once every 6 hours or so and work like a goddamn motherfucker for 48 hours straight. Other than that, nope.
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Post by: Socks on July 06, 2011, 11:04:13 AM
Well that's just too rational.
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Post by: applesauce on July 06, 2011, 01:00:26 PM
So how do I defend myself in court?
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Post by: applesauce on July 06, 2011, 05:26:19 PM
FUCK YEAH, PONY!




Quote from: Illinois 570 ILCS 5.0/21-3-A-1
(d) A person shall be exempt from prosecution under this Section if he beautifies unoccupied and abandoned residential and industrial properties located within any municipality. For the purpose of this subsection, "unoccupied and abandoned residential and industrial property" means any real estate (1) in which the taxes have not been paid for a period of at least 2 years; and (2) which has been left unoccupied and abandoned for a period of at least one year; and "beautifies" means to landscape, clean up litter, or to repair dilapidated conditions on or to board up windows and doors.

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Post by: applesauce on July 21, 2011, 08:49:44 PM
this is tomorrow. i'm really nervous.
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Post by: applesauce on July 22, 2011, 05:15:23 AM
Well here it goes, Boyah.  >.<
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Post by: YPrrrr on July 22, 2011, 05:44:22 AM
Good luck man!
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Post by: applesauce on July 22, 2011, 07:46:24 AM
CASE DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS
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Post by: wawi on July 22, 2011, 08:03:09 AM
BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 26, 2017, 04:48:09 PM
Quote from: applesauce on June 11, 2011, 09:27:09 AM
Guys I am inside an abandoned factory and some guys just came in a truck and are patching the hole in the wall and in the fence that we came in through. Help


Wait a minute.

Applesauce was trapped in an abandoned old factory? An Abandoned Old Workshop?

This case lay dormant for nearly six years, but I think I finally understand [[[who]]] was behind this...
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Post by: rdl on April 26, 2017, 04:55:53 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on June 11, 2011, 07:36:51 PM
congratulations you just made this board even worse
nyerps old posts are always gold