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Title: your gaming waifus
Post by: Samus Aran on September 21, 2011, 10:03:31 AM
presea  :3
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Thyme on September 21, 2011, 10:05:05 AM
awdood;

no, kaz awdood;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Samus Aran on September 21, 2011, 10:09:31 AM
:3
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: ME## on September 21, 2011, 10:46:58 AM
tali'zorah is thyme's waifu
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on September 21, 2011, 10:59:33 AM
YPR's wives through the ages:

[spoiler](http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/482323/images/g005.JPG)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://www.dragonagenexus.com/downloads/images/793-4-1267085803.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/images/me2_jack2.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://images.wikia.com/masseffect/images/8/81/Thane_Character_Box.png)[/spoiler]

but the only one for me is:

[spoiler](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VgS8MFxnJSY/TTYkRB_lcMI/AAAAAAAAAN0/r64Cyf22Sm0/s1600/Malon%2BBeing%2BAwesome.jpg)[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Holy shit I have a thing for redheads apparently goonish[/spoiler]
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Thyme on September 21, 2011, 11:03:29 AM
Quote from: 紛,,--,,--本語名 on September 21, 2011, 10:59:33 AM
[spoiler]Holy shit I have a thing for redheads apparently goonish[/spoiler]


a man of good taste *raises his glass* hocuspocus;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Samus Aran on September 21, 2011, 11:05:22 AM
who's that tall girl next to your waifu?
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: bluaki on September 21, 2011, 11:21:28 AM
I don't have any 5thgrade;
perhaps I can blame that on sticking with, for most of my life, only Nintendo games, where there aren't too many worthwhile human female characters.

[spoiler]If I had to list something of the games I played, maybe Lightning, Maya Fey, Sheik, and Rosalina[/spoiler]
Quote from: 紛,,--,,--本語名 on September 21, 2011, 10:59:33 AM
Holy shit I have a thing for redheads apparently goonish
(http://i.imgur.com/UKkua.png)

also, in HM: A Wonderful Life, I chose Celia, not Nami n_u
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 21, 2011, 11:24:08 AM
all the female characters from Street Fighter
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: ME## on September 21, 2011, 11:25:11 AM
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 21, 2011, 11:24:08 AM
all the female characters from Street Fighter


chun-li's thunder thighs in my face RUB IT RUB IT
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Andria on September 21, 2011, 11:25:13 AM
Aeris  :(

I was the only one who was supposed to be allowed to penetrate her with my sword myface;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Samus Aran on September 21, 2011, 11:25:39 AM
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 21, 2011, 11:24:08 AM
all the female characters from Street Fighter


ew, you'd hit c. viper? gross, man.
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Samus Aran on September 21, 2011, 11:26:21 AM
Quote from: Mio on September 21, 2011, 11:25:13 AM
Aeris  :(

I was the only one who was supposed to be allowed to penetrate her with my sword myface;


i should have been the one to fill your dark vagina with LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Wrench on September 21, 2011, 11:27:24 AM
Elena and Chloe from Uncharted 2
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 21, 2011, 11:28:27 AM
Quote from: Hakase on September 21, 2011, 11:25:39 AM
ew, you'd hit c. viper? gross, man.
all day goodjob;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: don't let's on September 21, 2011, 11:36:18 AM
Samus, durr
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on September 21, 2011, 11:38:27 AM
Quote from: Hakase on September 21, 2011, 11:05:22 AM
who's that tall girl next to your waifu?
My future ex-waifu lol n_u
Quote from: Nano on September 21, 2011, 11:21:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/UKkua.png)

also, in HM: A Wonderful Life, I chose Celia, not Nami n_u
Huh, and here I thought she was brunette befuddlement

I almost chose Celia but she was a little too nice... I really like brunettes too lubdoods;
Quote from: CM Wrench on September 21, 2011, 11:27:24 AM
Elena and Chloe from Uncharted 2
Chloe RUB IT
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 21, 2011, 11:40:12 AM
Quote from: Banned on September 21, 2011, 11:36:18 AM
Samus, durr
i never understood the samus love. she is in a goddamn suit with practically no female characteristics
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on September 21, 2011, 11:41:30 AM
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 21, 2011, 11:40:12 AM
i never understood the samus love. she is in a goddamn suit with practically no female characteristics
and when she's not she's a total slut.

May as well take your waifu from dead or alive volleyball
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 21, 2011, 11:42:06 AM
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 21, 2011, 11:40:12 AM
i never understood the samus love. she is in a goddamn suit with practically no female characteristics


until they made her a soulless barbie doll in brawl/other m :'(

also chloe's face is weird :'(
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Samus Aran on September 21, 2011, 11:42:31 AM
Quote from: 紛,,--,,--本語名 on September 21, 2011, 11:41:30 AM
and when she's not she's a total slut.


what

she is not doodhuh;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: ME## on September 21, 2011, 11:44:32 AM
>mfw i want to say elena
>go on tumblr to find a good picture
>find http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/10485435745/1/tumblr_lrvw8ow4JP1qjp51n

oh my god, what in the hell did they do to her face? myface;
Quote from: Hakase on September 21, 2011, 11:42:31 AM
what

she is not doodhuh;
i think that's his point lol.  she's not the typical portrayal of a woman in video games.  until koei-tecmo raped her in other m.
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on September 21, 2011, 11:46:26 AM
Quote from: Hakase on September 21, 2011, 11:42:31 AM
what

she is not doodhuh;
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XdP6Lp2ceqY/S7_oFBtghXI/AAAAAAAANEc/BmBRBJOUDAA/s400/metroid_end.jpg)

She'd fit right in with:

[spoiler](http://media.animewallpapers.com/game/doavb/doavb_9_640.jpg?m=1306731584)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Samus Aran on September 21, 2011, 11:47:25 AM
so she likes to show a bit more skin now and then, that doesn't mean she's getting banged :|
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: ME## on September 21, 2011, 11:48:25 AM
Quote from: Hakase on September 21, 2011, 11:47:25 AM
so she likes to show a bit more skin now and then, that doesn't mean she's getting banged :|

no, she'd rather whine and mope about adam.


ADDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on September 21, 2011, 11:50:04 AM
Quote from: Hakase on September 21, 2011, 11:47:25 AM
so she likes to show a bit more skin now and then, that doesn't mean she's getting banged :|
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=58869012&x=samus+porn+thread

Zero suit was a silly idea n_u
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Samus Aran on September 21, 2011, 11:54:22 AM
i don't really mind the zero suit much but i do realize it's sort of nintendo's attempt to make her more sexually appealing lol

it's a good thing and a bad thing at the same time, because while i certainly don't mind seeing a good looking babe in a skin-tight outfit, i also feel like it sort of takes away from samus's job as the silent protagonist where her gender is supposed to not have any real bearing on anything

i like that samus, at least in the core metroid games, USUALLY calls no attention at all to the fact that she's female. it's like making a "girls can be intelligent action heroes too instead of sluts" statement without being too presumptuous about it.

...but when the zero suit comes into play, it's slightly harder to think of it that way. n_u

either way, i think the zero suit is usually tasteful enough, at least in-game.

/srs
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: don't let's on September 21, 2011, 11:57:24 AM
I think I started something

Who knew Samus would be so controversial for you guys
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Samus Aran on September 21, 2011, 12:00:16 PM
i just love talking about metroid n_u
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 21, 2011, 02:57:10 PM
Elena
and

[spoiler](http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np6/char2/jill-pachi.png)[/spoiler]

and

[spoiler](http://images.wikia.com/silent/images/b/b4/HeatherMason.png)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: ME## on September 22, 2011, 09:38:53 AM
Quote from: Snowy the Majestic Møøse on September 22, 2011, 06:03:18 AM
Master Chief and Cloud  giggle;

ftfy
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Classic on September 28, 2011, 05:04:23 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmlscm3GGH1qg42b2.jpg)

giggle;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: bluaki on September 28, 2011, 05:32:16 PM
Quote from: Cosmo McKinley on September 28, 2011, 05:04:23 PM
giggle;
So who is that/what's she from? confuseddood;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Classic on September 28, 2011, 05:35:52 PM
Quote from: Nano on September 28, 2011, 05:32:16 PM
So who is that/what's she from? confuseddood;

Harvest Moon: Animal Parade

Vivi.  giggle;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Nyerp on September 28, 2011, 05:38:45 PM
Quote from: Cosmo McKinley on September 28, 2011, 05:35:52 PM
Harvest Moon: Animal Parade

Vivi.  giggle;


how did i know it was harvest moon
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: bluaki on September 28, 2011, 05:46:58 PM
Quote from: Sakamoto on September 28, 2011, 05:38:45 PM
how did i know it was harvest moon
My first thought when seeing that picture was the witch princess from some previous harvest moon games n_u
though she looks significantly different, I think HM just has a somewhat distinct style of character art
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 02, 2011, 03:36:52 PM
i almost made [glow=black,2,300]tali[/glow] my waifu a few minutes ago nfvslfvs;kvklsf >.< awdood;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 02, 2011, 03:42:23 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on October 02, 2011, 03:36:52 PM
i almost made [glow=black,2,300]tali[/glow] my waifu a few minutes ago nfvslfvs;kvklsf >.< awdood;
I made her my waifu in one of my playthroughs to see what her face actually looks like :|


boy I was disappointed
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Samus Aran on October 03, 2011, 04:41:30 AM
reisen udongein inaba

bunnydood;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 07, 2017, 05:00:45 PM
[spoiler=genuinely controversial and unpopular opinion about female representation in games; read with caution]

I'm shaking.

I'm literally fuck;ing shaking. killyourself;

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy.

That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful bobs. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess.

It honestly fuck;ing hurts knowing that I'll never send a Boyah invite to her, mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect Boyagers. I'd do fuck;ing ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy to post.

A N Y T H I N G
N
Y
T
H
I
N
G


And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to bear.

Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To tantalize me? fuck;ing laugh in my face? (http://i.imgur.com/hOxrHCj.gif)
[/spoiler]

[spoiler]
...(http://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/argh.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/8RIHNeY.gif)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: TooB on May 07, 2017, 05:14:47 PM
Devil Mercy is better
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Samus Aran on May 07, 2017, 05:40:12 PM
nah halloween mercy is best mercy

also this thread is awful
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 07, 2017, 05:44:54 PM
tfw you will never make quarter-genie heroes with shantæ
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: TooB on May 07, 2017, 06:03:07 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 07, 2017, 05:44:54 PM
tfw you will never make quarter-genie heroes with shantæ
this is a better choice

Also, if spoopy mercy makes you hot, you'd lose it over 2b
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: TooB on May 07, 2017, 06:05:45 PM
Quote from: Shinobu Oshino on May 07, 2017, 05:40:12 PM
nah halloween mercy is best mercy

also this thread is awful
its the best thread you made
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: wawi on May 07, 2017, 06:41:03 PM
[spoiler](https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/zelda.gamepedia.com/thumb/8/8f/Grandma_The_Wind_Waker_HD.png/150px-Grandma_The_Wind_Waker_HD.png?version=5a9a2f400ba6b4efcd23cecb7f32465e)[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i want a waifu that makes cozy soup[/spoiler]
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Commander Fuckass on May 07, 2017, 09:39:49 PM
Makoto is a babe

but so is Ann
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Hiro on May 08, 2017, 10:45:58 PM
AMY ROSE
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on May 08, 2017, 10:56:24 PM
Quote from: ƕɾο on May 08, 2017, 10:45:58 PM
AMY ROSE
dis is a joke right
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on May 08, 2017, 11:06:09 PM
[spoiler](http://img09.deviantart.net/6c60/i/2016/173/b/b/zarya_and_mercy_workout_commission_by_jebriodo-da737hr.jpg)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on May 09, 2017, 12:07:35 AM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on May 08, 2017, 11:06:09 PM
[spoiler](http://img09.deviantart.net/6c60/i/2016/173/b/b/zarya_and_mercy_workout_commission_by_jebriodo-da737hr.jpg)[/spoiler]
have mercy
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 20, 2017, 12:57:59 PM
realtalk™:

Quote from: Snowy on September 22, 2011, 06:03:18 AM
Samus


the idea of samus being """waifu""" material genuinely triggers me

sakkkamoto needs to be gunpei yokoi'd immediately
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: wawi on May 20, 2017, 03:44:05 PM
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/iqVrS4F.png)
[/spoiler]new waifu
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 20, 2017, 06:42:03 PM
i mean, don't let me stop you from designating anyone as you're waifu lol

i've just always found samus of all characters to be perhaps the most inappropriate choice for that role in all of gaming
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Thyme on May 20, 2017, 07:04:28 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 20, 2017, 06:42:03 PM
i mean, don't let me stop you from designating anyone as you're waifu lol

i've just always found samus of all characters to be perhaps the most inappropriate choice for that role in all of gaming


waifu doesn't necessarily mean submissive afaik
if i want amazon-ass half-chozo samus to be my waifu then indeed, i won't let you stop me baddood;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: wawi on May 20, 2017, 07:58:55 PM
Quote from: wawi on May 20, 2017, 03:44:05 PM
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/iqVrS4F.png)
[/spoiler]new waifu


okay guys you may now rate my waifu
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 20, 2017, 08:06:29 PM
Quote from: Thyme on May 20, 2017, 07:04:28 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 20, 2017, 06:42:03 PM
i mean, don't let me stop you from designating anyone as you're waifu lol

i've just always found samus of all characters to be perhaps the most inappropriate choice for that role in all of gaming


waifu doesn't necessarily mean submissive afaik
if i want amazon-ass half-chozo samus to be my waifu then indeed, i won't let you stop me baddood;


i feel like the word "waifu" implies something akin to 'sprightly, rosy, doe-eyed deferential housewife' (as in, quite literally the opposite of samus), but perhaps i need to brush up on my weeb terminology
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: TooB on May 20, 2017, 08:22:03 PM
Samus wouldn't be a good waifu anyway.

All she'd do is give you a thumbs down and unquestionably obey another man.
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 20, 2017, 08:23:46 PM
cucked again (http://i.imgur.com/BFGCLr5.gif)
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on May 20, 2017, 08:27:32 PM
umm i wish kyle hyde was my husbando sort of

Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: TooB on May 20, 2017, 08:49:29 PM
I like Sumas better
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on May 20, 2017, 08:52:01 PM
Quote from: Snowy on May 20, 2017, 08:47:10 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 20, 2017, 06:42:03 PM
i mean, don't let me stop you from designating anyone as you're waifu lol

i've just always found samus of all characters to be perhaps the most inappropriate choice for that role in all of gaming
I don't even like samus that much

why did I even say samus
because zero suit that year
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: ME## on May 21, 2017, 12:21:06 PM
My current waifu is Crying Beauty from MGS4
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: rdl on May 21, 2017, 12:28:58 PM
kids probably dont even jag off to tifa anymore smh
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 21, 2017, 10:20:40 PM
Quote from: ADX on May 21, 2017, 12:28:58 PM
kids probably dont even jag off to tifa anymore smh


the only thing final fantasy was ever good for (no wonder its popularity fell off a cliff)
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Hiro on May 24, 2017, 10:54:54 AM
samus would make a decent waifu
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Hiro on May 24, 2017, 10:55:16 AM
also Paya a cute
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on May 24, 2017, 10:56:15 AM
Tbh I thought waifu was just the weeb way of saying wife so any female could be one
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Hiro on May 24, 2017, 12:08:45 PM
Quote from: YPargh on May 24, 2017, 10:56:15 AM
Tbh I thought waifu was just the weeb way of saying wife so any female could be one
kinda yeah
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 24, 2017, 12:28:58 PM
but samus is not "wife" material

samus is the sort of person who'd play the role of bull in a cuck relationship

[spoiler]

i would probably PAY samus to cuck me[/spoiler]

that is simply not what anyone looks for in a wife
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Hiro on May 24, 2017, 12:34:50 PM
what the fuck tec
samus is an admirable and attractive woman and in no way exhibits traits of sexual deviance
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2017, 11:49:49 AM
Quote from: Nico Yazawa on June 08, 2017, 03:00:46 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 08, 2017, 02:22:24 PM
Quote from: Nico Yazawa on June 08, 2017, 02:07:37 PM
rocket league doesn't have waifus tho
is this why you play OW? sillydood;


Duh?? That's why I main D.Va.


tfw you'll never put your d. in d.va's va :'(
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: TooB on June 10, 2017, 11:52:44 AM
Lol, hehehe
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
the fish

you know the one

[spoiler]

hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]

nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Thyme on June 13, 2017, 12:41:47 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
the fish

you know the one

[spoiler]

hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]

nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls


and muscled middle-eastern amazons
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on June 13, 2017, 12:44:13 PM
And quirky farm girls!
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Hiro on June 13, 2017, 12:49:07 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
the fish

you know the one

[spoiler]

hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]

nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls
YES

Quote from: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on June 13, 2017, 12:41:47 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
the fish

you know the one

[spoiler]

hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]

nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls


and muscled middle-eastern amazons
YES

but really Prince Sidon is the most popular character out of BotW, if anything it's created a fish man fetish

also add Pyra to my waifus
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 13, 2017, 01:40:04 PM
Quote from: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on June 13, 2017, 12:41:47 PM
and muscled middle-eastern amazons


Quote from: YPargh on June 13, 2017, 12:44:13 PM
And quirky farm girls!


Quote from: ƕɾο on June 13, 2017, 12:49:07 PM
Pyra


True, but there's nothing strange or terrifying about any of these. ifeelbetter;

Quote from: ƕɾο on June 13, 2017, 12:49:07 PM
but really Prince Sidon is the most popular character out of BotW, if anything it's created a fish man fetish


also true

But you know what is strange and terrifying?

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings


This also applies to the bird. akudood;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 13, 2017, 01:41:31 PM
[spoiler]

tfw you will never choke kass' chicken[/spoiler]

[spoiler]

tfw you will never eat mipha's gas station sushi[/spoiler]
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: TooB on June 13, 2017, 01:53:24 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
the fish

you know the one

[spoiler]

hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]

nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls
they don't even need animal people to create those confused individuals.

Gerudo Link
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 18, 2017, 10:40:24 PM
Quote from: Snowy on July 09, 2017, 04:20:41 PM
Tatl is the true waifu


This is the only truth.

who exactly would prefer midna to tatl as a waifu unless they were a millennial degenerate who not-so-secretly wanted nothing more than to be dominated, sat on for hours, bullied, abused, treated like a dog, and generally forced to submit to a mischievous and inhumanly curvaceous shadowy demoness

Tatl is the thinking man's waifu.
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on July 18, 2017, 11:15:28 PM
I don't think thinking men have waifus  n_u
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 08, 2017, 11:34:15 AM
you know what else is strange and terrifying

Quote from: Big Goop on June 13, 2017, 01:53:24 PM
they don't even need animal people to create those confused individuals.

Gerudo Link


Quote from: YPargh on August 08, 2017, 08:34:28 AM
Gerudo Link is making me feel uncomfortable feelings  saddood;


>forced feminization of a waifish tw*nk by a mischievous desert amazoness

[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/dG49Lnf.png?1)[/spoiler]

Does Nintendo not realize what kind of power it has to trigger epigenetic events? akudood;

link is one of those pure innocent childhood characters who is simply not to be sexualized

But how is anyone supposed to react to a subplot like that? (http://i.imgur.com/Z7oYLOd.gif)(http://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/smithicide.gif)

i mean of course putting a cute effeminate young male in skimpy girlish clothing is going to trigger millions of epigenetic events >.<

Quote from: YPargh on July 18, 2017, 11:15:28 PM
I don't think thinking men have waifus  n_u


But apparently thinking men do have cute crossdressing husbandos. srsly
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on August 08, 2017, 11:51:18 AM
I suppose I equated waifu with an unhealthy level of obsession involving like body pillows and the like

I guess I'm off base girl;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on August 08, 2017, 11:52:14 AM
Also Idk if anyone's realized it yet but I have almost no consistency to anything  nyandood;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on August 08, 2017, 12:00:04 PM
Also also dead fish lady and new gerudo leader are p. A+

Damn you Nintendo >_<'
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 08, 2017, 12:05:01 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 08, 2017, 11:51:18 AM
I suppose I equated waifu with an unhealthy level of obsession involving like body pillows and the like

I guess I'm off base girl;


you are

but i would totally get a tatl body pillow if i could

alas, she's merely a blob of light :(
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: TooB on August 08, 2017, 12:25:55 PM
Just pee on a pillow. Boom, yellow stain is tatl.
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on August 08, 2017, 12:31:33 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 08, 2017, 12:05:01 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 08, 2017, 11:51:18 AM
I suppose I equated waifu with an unhealthy level of obsession involving like body pillows and the like

I guess I'm off base girl;


you are

but i would totally get a tatl body pillow if i could

alas, she's merely a blob of light :(
like a moth to a lightbulb
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 08, 2017, 01:07:29 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 08, 2017, 12:00:04 PM
Also also dead fish lady and new gerudo leader are p. A+

Damn you Nintendo >_<'


nintendo has successfully created a generation of millennial fish fuck;ers

Quote from: YPargh on August 08, 2017, 12:31:33 PM
like a moth to a lightbulb


that i am

i will concede that midna probably has a cozier rump for body pillow purposes, but she'd still make poor waifu with a boring backstory
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: YPrrrr on August 08, 2017, 01:41:50 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 08, 2017, 01:07:29 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 08, 2017, 12:00:04 PM
Also also dead fish lady and new gerudo leader are p. A+

Damn you Nintendo >_<'


nintendo has successfully created a generation of millennial fish fuck;ers

Hey don't be on the wrong side of history man
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Hiro on August 14, 2017, 09:43:18 PM
hnnnnnnnng mipha
also botw zelda got a fat puss
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Thyme on August 23, 2017, 07:32:20 PM
after that little video blizzard just released
definitely mei
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: TooB on August 23, 2017, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 23, 2017, 07:32:20 PM
after that little video blizzard just released
definitely mei
eew...
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 23, 2017, 07:54:20 PM
tfw no tastefully thicc chinese gf :'(
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Thyme on August 23, 2017, 07:58:34 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 23, 2017, 07:54:20 PM
tfw no tastefully thicc chinese gf :'(


ikr wry
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Hiro on August 24, 2017, 12:15:29 AM
i honestly don't understand overwatch at all
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: TooB on August 24, 2017, 12:22:28 AM
Quote from: ƕɾο on August 24, 2017, 12:15:29 AM
i honestly don't understand overwatch at all
what's not to understand? People pick their waifu, or husbando, and fight over that instead of playing the game.
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2018, 06:12:42 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/UMf8NNJ.png)
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: bluaki on June 10, 2018, 08:03:36 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
the fish

you know the one

[spoiler]

hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]

nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls
That's not new even within the Zelda franchise.

Princess Ruto was pretty popular for a while after OoT. It doesn't help that she actively flirts with Link and tries to coerce him into marriage. And doesn't wear any clothes (outside the 3DS remake).

BotW added Mipha, but more notably Sidon who totally seems into link.

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 08, 2017, 11:34:15 AM
you know what else is strange and terrifying

>forced feminization of a waifish tw*nk by a mischievous desert amazoness

[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/dG49Lnf.png?1)[/spoiler]

Does Nintendo not realize what kind of power it has to trigger epigenetic events? akudood;

link is one of those pure innocent childhood characters who is simply not to be sexualized

But how is anyone supposed to react to a subplot like that? (http://i.imgur.com/Z7oYLOd.gif)(http://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/smithicide.gif)

i mean of course putting a cute effeminate young male in skimpy girlish clothing is going to trigger millions of epigenetic events >.<
Have you seen Link's Cheerleader outfit in Tri Force Heroes?

In the Pokémon anime, Ash regularly crossdresses. He's worn something like 5 dresses so far, including a maid outfit and most recently the nurse joy outfit. James crossdresses much more frequently.
Mario can wear the wedding dress in Super Mario Odyssey.
Fire Emblem Fates Conquest has Forrest

I'm more fond of the inverse: androgynous girls wearing suits or trying to pass as a guy. Nintendo doesn't have much of that among major characters other than I guess Sheik and "Marth" (Lucina)
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2018, 11:18:06 AM
the early posts in this thread are bad but i still do like presea a lot, just as a tales character in general

also:

(http://i.imgur.com/UKkua.png)

this was a good avatar
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 11, 2018, 08:31:35 AM
[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/vKucRXR.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/vKucRXR.jpg)[/spoiler]

It should be illegal to be this cute.

It's just not fair. smithicide;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 11, 2018, 08:40:22 AM
Quote from: bluaki on June 10, 2018, 08:03:36 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
the fish

you know the one

[spoiler]

hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]

nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls
That's not new even within the Zelda franchise.

Princess Ruto was pretty popular for a while after OoT. It doesn't help that she actively flirts with Link and tries to coerce him into marriage. And doesn't wear any clothes (outside the 3DS remake).

BotW added Mipha, but more notably Sidon who totally seems into link.


to think that nintendo has been on a decades-long mission to condition gamers to fuck; fish ><>

What's their endgame? akudood;

Quote from: bluaki on June 10, 2018, 08:03:36 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 08, 2017, 11:34:15 AM
you know what else is strange and terrifying

>forced feminization of a waifish tw*nk by a mischievous desert amazoness

[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/dG49Lnf.png?1)[/spoiler]

Does Nintendo not realize what kind of power it has to trigger epigenetic events? akudood;

link is one of those pure innocent childhood characters who is simply not to be sexualized

But how is anyone supposed to react to a subplot like that? (http://i.imgur.com/Z7oYLOd.gif)(http://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/smithicide.gif)

i mean of course putting a cute effeminate young male in skimpy girlish clothing is going to trigger millions of epigenetic events >.<
Have you seen Link's Cheerleader outfit in Tri Force Heroes?

In the Pokémon anime, Ash regularly crossdresses. He's worn something like 5 dresses so far, including a maid outfit and most recently the nurse joy outfit. James crossdresses much more frequently.
Mario can wear the wedding dress in Super Mario Odyssey.
Fire Emblem Fates Conquest has Forrest

I'm more fond of the inverse: androgynous girls wearing suits or trying to pass as a guy. Nintendo doesn't have much of that among major characters other than I guess Sheik and "Marth" (Lucina)


yes, but toon link is far too deformed (and, uh, too juvenile) to be a waifu candidate lol

i know nintendo has a thing for crossdressing males, but yeah it's a shame that crossdressing females aren't nearly as common in their games
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 16, 2018, 02:49:17 PM
Quote from: Rin Hoshizora on September 21, 2011, 11:42:31 AM
Quote from: 紛らわしい日本語名 on September 21, 2011, 11:41:30 AM
and when she's not she's a total slut.


what

she is not doodhuh;


Quote from: Rin Hoshizora on September 21, 2011, 11:47:25 AM
so she likes to show a bit more skin now and then, that doesn't mean she's getting banged :|


lol i love kaz valiantly defending samus' honor and purity giggle;

Quote from: YPargh on September 21, 2011, 11:50:04 AM
Quote from: Hakase on September 21, 2011, 11:47:25 AM
so she likes to show a bit more skin now and then, that doesn't mean she's getting banged :|
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=58869012&x=samus+porn+thread

Zero suit was a silly idea n_u


and ypr literally citing 4chan hentai threads to, uh, make his point sillydood;

or, rather, to make himself pointed gimpdood;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Samus Aran on June 16, 2018, 10:32:16 PM
even in 2011 i was a very passionate samus fan
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: silvertone on June 17, 2018, 05:13:52 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 10, 2018, 06:12:42 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/UMf8NNJ.png)
nomnomnomnomnom
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 15, 2018, 10:55:06 PM
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/twS9Old.jpg)[/spoiler]

the ultimate graceful spooky waifu cuddledoods;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 26, 2018, 07:09:28 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/griBseo.png)


need: sunkissed mediterranean gf smithicide;
Title: Re: your gaming waifus
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 27, 2018, 03:07:26 AM
(http://tinyimg.io/i/hoOf8OR.jpg)

Just look at those arms. (https://i.imgur.com/BOysUa1.png)