presea :3
awdood;
no, kaz awdood;
:3
tali'zorah is thyme's waifu
YPR's wives through the ages:
[spoiler](http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/482323/images/g005.JPG)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://www.dragonagenexus.com/downloads/images/793-4-1267085803.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/images/me2_jack2.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://images.wikia.com/masseffect/images/8/81/Thane_Character_Box.png)[/spoiler]
but the only one for me is:
[spoiler](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VgS8MFxnJSY/TTYkRB_lcMI/AAAAAAAAAN0/r64Cyf22Sm0/s1600/Malon%2BBeing%2BAwesome.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Holy shit I have a thing for redheads apparently goonish[/spoiler]
Quote from: 紛,,--,,--本語名 on September 21, 2011, 10:59:33 AM
[spoiler]Holy shit I have a thing for redheads apparently goonish[/spoiler]
a man of good taste *raises his glass* hocuspocus;
who's that tall girl next to your waifu?
I don't have any 5thgrade;
perhaps I can blame that on sticking with, for most of my life, only Nintendo games, where there aren't too many worthwhile human female characters.
[spoiler]If I had to list something of the games I played, maybe Lightning, Maya Fey, Sheik, and Rosalina[/spoiler]
Quote from: 紛,,--,,--本語名 on September 21, 2011, 10:59:33 AM
Holy shit I have a thing for redheads apparently goonish
(http://i.imgur.com/UKkua.png)
also, in HM: A Wonderful Life, I chose Celia, not Nami n_u
all the female characters from Street Fighter
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 21, 2011, 11:24:08 AM
all the female characters from Street Fighter
chun-li's thunder thighs in my face RUB IT RUB IT
Aeris :(
I was the only one who was supposed to be allowed to penetrate her with my sword myface;
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 21, 2011, 11:24:08 AM
all the female characters from Street Fighter
ew, you'd hit c. viper? gross, man.
Quote from: Mio on September 21, 2011, 11:25:13 AM
Aeris :(
I was the only one who was supposed to be allowed to penetrate her with my sword myface;
i should have been the one to fill your dark vagina with LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Elena and Chloe from Uncharted 2
Samus, durr
Quote from: Hakase on September 21, 2011, 11:05:22 AM
who's that tall girl next to your waifu?
My future ex-waifu lol n_u
Quote from: Nano on September 21, 2011, 11:21:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/UKkua.png)
also, in HM: A Wonderful Life, I chose Celia, not Nami n_u
Huh, and here I thought she was brunette befuddlement
I almost chose Celia but she was a little too nice... I really like brunettes too lubdoods;
Quote from: CM Wrench on September 21, 2011, 11:27:24 AM
Elena and Chloe from Uncharted 2
Chloe RUB IT
Quote from: Banned on September 21, 2011, 11:36:18 AM
Samus, durr
i never understood the samus love. she is in a goddamn suit with practically no female characteristics
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 21, 2011, 11:40:12 AM
i never understood the samus love. she is in a goddamn suit with practically no female characteristics
and when she's not she's a total slut.
May as well take your waifu from dead or alive volleyball
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 21, 2011, 11:40:12 AM
i never understood the samus love. she is in a goddamn suit with practically no female characteristics
until they made her a soulless barbie doll in brawl/other m :'(
also chloe's face is weird :'(
Quote from: 紛,,--,,--本語名 on September 21, 2011, 11:41:30 AM
and when she's not she's a total slut.
what
she is not doodhuh;
>mfw i want to say elena
>go on tumblr to find a good picture
>find http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/10485435745/1/tumblr_lrvw8ow4JP1qjp51n
oh my god, what in the hell did they do to her face? myface;
Quote from: Hakase on September 21, 2011, 11:42:31 AM
what
she is not doodhuh;
i think that's his point lol. she's not the typical portrayal of a woman in video games. until koei-tecmo raped her in other m.
Quote from: Hakase on September 21, 2011, 11:42:31 AM
what
she is not doodhuh;
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XdP6Lp2ceqY/S7_oFBtghXI/AAAAAAAANEc/BmBRBJOUDAA/s400/metroid_end.jpg)
She'd fit right in with:
[spoiler](http://media.animewallpapers.com/game/doavb/doavb_9_640.jpg?m=1306731584)[/spoiler]
so she likes to show a bit more skin now and then, that doesn't mean she's getting banged :|
Quote from: Hakase on September 21, 2011, 11:47:25 AM
so she likes to show a bit more skin now and then, that doesn't mean she's getting banged :|
no, she'd rather whine and mope about adam.
ADDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.
Quote from: Hakase on September 21, 2011, 11:47:25 AM
so she likes to show a bit more skin now and then, that doesn't mean she's getting banged :|
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=58869012&x=samus+porn+thread
Zero suit was a silly idea n_u
i don't really mind the zero suit much but i do realize it's sort of nintendo's attempt to make her more sexually appealing lol
it's a good thing and a bad thing at the same time, because while i certainly don't mind seeing a good looking babe in a skin-tight outfit, i also feel like it sort of takes away from samus's job as the silent protagonist where her gender is supposed to not have any real bearing on anything
i like that samus, at least in the core metroid games, USUALLY calls no attention at all to the fact that she's female. it's like making a "girls can be intelligent action heroes too instead of sluts" statement without being too presumptuous about it.
...but when the zero suit comes into play, it's slightly harder to think of it that way. n_u
either way, i think the zero suit is usually tasteful enough, at least in-game.
/srs
I think I started something
Who knew Samus would be so controversial for you guys
i just love talking about metroid n_u
Elena
and
[spoiler](http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np6/char2/jill-pachi.png)[/spoiler]
and
[spoiler](http://images.wikia.com/silent/images/b/b4/HeatherMason.png)[/spoiler]
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmlscm3GGH1qg42b2.jpg)
giggle;
Quote from: Nano on September 28, 2011, 05:32:16 PM
So who is that/what's she from? confuseddood;
Harvest Moon: Animal Parade
Vivi. giggle;
Quote from: Cosmo McKinley on September 28, 2011, 05:35:52 PM
Harvest Moon: Animal Parade
Vivi. giggle;
how did i know it was harvest moon
Quote from: Sakamoto on September 28, 2011, 05:38:45 PM
how did i know it was harvest moon
My first thought when seeing that picture was the witch princess from some previous harvest moon games n_u
though she looks significantly different, I think HM just has a somewhat distinct style of character art
i almost made [glow=black,2,300]tali[/glow] my waifu a few minutes ago nfvslfvs;kvklsf >.< awdood;
Quote from: Tectrika on October 02, 2011, 03:36:52 PM
i almost made [glow=black,2,300]tali[/glow] my waifu a few minutes ago nfvslfvs;kvklsf >.< awdood;
I made her my waifu in one of my playthroughs to see what her face actually looks like :|
boy I was disappointed
reisen udongein inaba
bunnydood;
[spoiler=genuinely controversial and unpopular opinion about female representation in games; read with caution]
I'm shaking.
I'm literally fuck;ing shaking. killyourself;
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy.
That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful bobs. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess.
It honestly fuck;ing hurts knowing that I'll never send a Boyah invite to her, mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect Boyagers. I'd do fuck;ing ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy to post.
A N Y T H I N G
N
Y
T
H
I
N
G
And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to bear.
Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To tantalize me? fuck;ing laugh in my face? (http://i.imgur.com/hOxrHCj.gif)
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
...(http://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/argh.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/8RIHNeY.gif)[/spoiler]
Devil Mercy is better
nah halloween mercy is best mercy
also this thread is awful
tfw you will never make quarter-genie heroes with shantæ
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 07, 2017, 05:44:54 PM
tfw you will never make quarter-genie heroes with shantæ
this is a better choice
Also, if spoopy mercy makes you hot, you'd lose it over 2b
Quote from: Shinobu Oshino on May 07, 2017, 05:40:12 PM
nah halloween mercy is best mercy
also this thread is awful
its the best thread you made
[spoiler](https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/zelda.gamepedia.com/thumb/8/8f/Grandma_The_Wind_Waker_HD.png/150px-Grandma_The_Wind_Waker_HD.png?version=5a9a2f400ba6b4efcd23cecb7f32465e)[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i want a waifu that makes cozy soup[/spoiler]
Makoto is a babe
but so is Ann
AMY ROSE
[spoiler](http://img09.deviantart.net/6c60/i/2016/173/b/b/zarya_and_mercy_workout_commission_by_jebriodo-da737hr.jpg)[/spoiler]
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on May 08, 2017, 11:06:09 PM
[spoiler](http://img09.deviantart.net/6c60/i/2016/173/b/b/zarya_and_mercy_workout_commission_by_jebriodo-da737hr.jpg)[/spoiler]
have mercy
realtalk™:
Quote from: Snowy on September 22, 2011, 06:03:18 AM
Samus
the idea of samus being """waifu""" material genuinely triggers me
sakkkamoto needs to be gunpei yokoi'd immediately
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/iqVrS4F.png)
[/spoiler]new waifu
i mean, don't let me stop you from designating anyone as you're waifu lol
i've just always found samus of all characters to be perhaps the most inappropriate choice for that role in all of gaming
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 20, 2017, 06:42:03 PM
i mean, don't let me stop you from designating anyone as you're waifu lol
i've just always found samus of all characters to be perhaps the most inappropriate choice for that role in all of gaming
waifu doesn't necessarily mean submissive afaik
if i want amazon-ass half-chozo samus to be my waifu then indeed, i won't let you stop me baddood;
Quote from: wawi on May 20, 2017, 03:44:05 PM
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/iqVrS4F.png)
[/spoiler]new waifu
okay guys you may now rate my waifu
Quote from: Thyme on May 20, 2017, 07:04:28 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 20, 2017, 06:42:03 PM
i mean, don't let me stop you from designating anyone as you're waifu lol
i've just always found samus of all characters to be perhaps the most inappropriate choice for that role in all of gaming
waifu doesn't necessarily mean submissive afaik
if i want amazon-ass half-chozo samus to be my waifu then indeed, i won't let you stop me baddood;
i feel like the word "waifu" implies something akin to 'sprightly, rosy, doe-eyed deferential housewife' (as in, quite literally the opposite of samus), but perhaps i need to brush up on my weeb terminology
Samus wouldn't be a good waifu anyway.
All she'd do is give you a thumbs down and unquestionably obey another man.
cucked again (http://i.imgur.com/BFGCLr5.gif)
umm i wish kyle hyde was my husbando sort of
I like Sumas better
Quote from: Snowy on May 20, 2017, 08:47:10 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 20, 2017, 06:42:03 PM
i mean, don't let me stop you from designating anyone as you're waifu lol
i've just always found samus of all characters to be perhaps the most inappropriate choice for that role in all of gaming
I don't even like samus that much
why did I even say samus
because zero suit that year
My current waifu is Crying Beauty from MGS4
kids probably dont even jag off to tifa anymore smh
Quote from: ADX on May 21, 2017, 12:28:58 PM
kids probably dont even jag off to tifa anymore smh
the only thing final fantasy was ever good for (no wonder its popularity fell off a cliff)
samus would make a decent waifu
also Paya a cute
Tbh I thought waifu was just the weeb way of saying wife so any female could be one
Quote from: YPargh on May 24, 2017, 10:56:15 AM
Tbh I thought waifu was just the weeb way of saying wife so any female could be one
kinda yeah
but samus is not "wife" material
samus is the sort of person who'd play the role of bull in a cuck relationship
[spoiler]
i would probably PAY samus to cuck me[/spoiler]
that is simply not what anyone looks for in a wife
what the fuck tec
samus is an admirable and attractive woman and in no way exhibits traits of sexual deviance
Lol, hehehe
the fish
you know the one
[spoiler]
hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]
nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
the fish
you know the one
[spoiler]
hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]
nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls
and muscled middle-eastern amazons
And quirky farm girls!
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
the fish
you know the one
[spoiler]
hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]
nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls
YES
Quote from: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on June 13, 2017, 12:41:47 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
the fish
you know the one
[spoiler]
hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]
nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls
and muscled middle-eastern amazons
YES
but really Prince Sidon is the most popular character out of BotW, if anything it's created a fish man fetish
also add Pyra to my waifus
Quote from: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on June 13, 2017, 12:41:47 PM
and muscled middle-eastern amazons
Quote from: YPargh on June 13, 2017, 12:44:13 PM
And quirky farm girls!
Quote from: ƕɾο on June 13, 2017, 12:49:07 PM
Pyra
True, but there's nothing strange or terrifying about any of these. ifeelbetter;
Quote from: ƕɾο on June 13, 2017, 12:49:07 PM
but really Prince Sidon is the most popular character out of BotW, if anything it's created a fish man fetish
also true
But you know what
is strange and terrifying?
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings
This also applies to the bird. akudood;
[spoiler]
tfw you will never choke kass' chicken[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
tfw you will never eat mipha's gas station sushi[/spoiler]
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
the fish
you know the one
[spoiler]
hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]
nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls
they don't even need animal people to create those confused individuals.
Gerudo Link
Quote from: Snowy on July 09, 2017, 04:20:41 PM
Tatl is the true waifu
This is the only truth.
who exactly would prefer midna to tatl as a waifu unless they were a millennial degenerate who not-so-secretly wanted nothing more than to be dominated, sat on for hours, bullied, abused, treated like a dog, and generally forced to submit to a mischievous and inhumanly curvaceous shadowy demoness
Tatl is the thinking man's waifu.
I don't think thinking men have waifus n_u
you know what else is strange and terrifying
Quote from: Big Goop on June 13, 2017, 01:53:24 PM
they don't even need animal people to create those confused individuals.
Gerudo Link
Quote from: YPargh on August 08, 2017, 08:34:28 AM
Gerudo Link is making me feel uncomfortable feelings saddood;
>forced feminization of a waifish tw*nk by a mischievous desert amazoness
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/dG49Lnf.png?1)[/spoiler]
Does Nintendo not realize what kind of power it has to trigger epigenetic events? akudood;
link is one of those pure innocent childhood characters who is simply not to be sexualized
But how is anyone supposed to react to a subplot like that? (http://i.imgur.com/Z7oYLOd.gif)(http://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/smithicide.gif)
i mean of course putting a cute effeminate young male in skimpy girlish clothing is going to trigger millions of epigenetic events >.<
Quote from: YPargh on July 18, 2017, 11:15:28 PM
I don't think thinking men have waifus n_u
But apparently thinking men do have cute crossdressing husbandos. srsly
I suppose I equated waifu with an unhealthy level of obsession involving like body pillows and the like
I guess I'm off base girl;
Also Idk if anyone's realized it yet but I have almost no consistency to anything nyandood;
Also also dead fish lady and new gerudo leader are p. A+
Damn you Nintendo >_<'
Quote from: YPargh on August 08, 2017, 11:51:18 AM
I suppose I equated waifu with an unhealthy level of obsession involving like body pillows and the like
I guess I'm off base girl;
you are
but i would totally get a tatl body pillow if i could
alas, she's merely a blob of light :(
Just pee on a pillow. Boom, yellow stain is tatl.
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 08, 2017, 12:05:01 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 08, 2017, 11:51:18 AM
I suppose I equated waifu with an unhealthy level of obsession involving like body pillows and the like
I guess I'm off base girl;
you are
but i would totally get a tatl body pillow if i could
alas, she's merely a blob of light :(
like a moth to a lightbulb
Quote from: YPargh on August 08, 2017, 12:00:04 PM
Also also dead fish lady and new gerudo leader are p. A+
Damn you Nintendo >_<'
nintendo has successfully created a generation of millennial fish fuck;
ers
Quote from: YPargh on August 08, 2017, 12:31:33 PM
like a moth to a lightbulb
that i am
i will concede that midna probably has a cozier rump for body pillow purposes, but she'd still make poor waifu with a boring backstory
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 08, 2017, 01:07:29 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 08, 2017, 12:00:04 PM
Also also dead fish lady and new gerudo leader are p. A+
Damn you Nintendo >_<'
nintendo has successfully created a generation of millennial fish fuck;ers
Hey don't be on the wrong side of history man
hnnnnnnnng mipha
also botw zelda got a fat puss
after that little video blizzard just released
definitely mei
tfw no tastefully thicc chinese gf :'(
i honestly don't understand overwatch at all
Quote from: ƕɾο on August 24, 2017, 12:15:29 AM
i honestly don't understand overwatch at all
what's not to understand? People pick their waifu, or husbando, and fight over that instead of playing the game.
(https://i.imgur.com/UMf8NNJ.png)
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
the fish
you know the one
[spoiler]
hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]
nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls
That's not new even within the Zelda franchise.
Princess Ruto was pretty popular for a while after OoT. It doesn't help that she actively flirts with Link and tries to coerce him into marriage. And doesn't wear any clothes (outside the 3DS remake).
BotW added Mipha, but more notably Sidon who totally seems into link.
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 08, 2017, 11:34:15 AM
you know what else is strange and terrifying
>forced feminization of a waifish tw*nk by a mischievous desert amazoness
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/dG49Lnf.png?1)[/spoiler]
Does Nintendo not realize what kind of power it has to trigger epigenetic events? akudood;
link is one of those pure innocent childhood characters who is simply not to be sexualized
But how is anyone supposed to react to a subplot like that? (http://i.imgur.com/Z7oYLOd.gif)(http://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/smithicide.gif)
i mean of course putting a cute effeminate young male in skimpy girlish clothing is going to trigger millions of epigenetic events >.<
Have you seen Link's Cheerleader outfit in Tri Force Heroes?
In the Pokémon anime, Ash regularly crossdresses. He's worn something like 5 dresses so far, including a maid outfit and most recently the nurse joy outfit. James crossdresses much more frequently.
Mario can wear the wedding dress in Super Mario Odyssey.
Fire Emblem Fates Conquest has Forrest
I'm more fond of the inverse: androgynous girls wearing suits or trying to pass as a guy. Nintendo doesn't have much of that among major characters other than I guess Sheik and "Marth" (Lucina)
the early posts in this thread are bad but i still do like presea a lot, just as a tales character in general
also:
(http://i.imgur.com/UKkua.png)
this was a good avatar
[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/vKucRXR.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/vKucRXR.jpg)[/spoiler]
It should be illegal to be this cute.
It's just not fair. smithicide;
Quote from: bluaki on June 10, 2018, 08:03:36 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 13, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
the fish
you know the one
[spoiler]
hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]
nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls
That's not new even within the Zelda franchise.
Princess Ruto was pretty popular for a while after OoT. It doesn't help that she actively flirts with Link and tries to coerce him into marriage. And doesn't wear any clothes (outside the 3DS remake).
BotW added Mipha, but more notably Sidon who totally seems into link.
to think that nintendo has been on a decades-long mission to condition gamers to fuck; fish ><>
What's their endgame? akudood;
Quote from: bluaki on June 10, 2018, 08:03:36 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 08, 2017, 11:34:15 AM
you know what else is strange and terrifying
>forced feminization of a waifish tw*nk by a mischievous desert amazoness
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/dG49Lnf.png?1)[/spoiler]
Does Nintendo not realize what kind of power it has to trigger epigenetic events? akudood;
link is one of those pure innocent childhood characters who is simply not to be sexualized
But how is anyone supposed to react to a subplot like that? (http://i.imgur.com/Z7oYLOd.gif)(http://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/smithicide.gif)
i mean of course putting a cute effeminate young male in skimpy girlish clothing is going to trigger millions of epigenetic events >.<
Have you seen Link's Cheerleader outfit in Tri Force Heroes?
In the Pokémon anime, Ash regularly crossdresses. He's worn something like 5 dresses so far, including a maid outfit and most recently the nurse joy outfit. James crossdresses much more frequently.
Mario can wear the wedding dress in Super Mario Odyssey.
Fire Emblem Fates Conquest has Forrest
I'm more fond of the inverse: androgynous girls wearing suits or trying to pass as a guy. Nintendo doesn't have much of that among major characters other than I guess Sheik and "Marth" (Lucina)
yes, but toon link is far too deformed (and, uh, too juvenile) to be a waifu candidate lol
i know nintendo has a thing for crossdressing males, but yeah it's a shame that crossdressing females aren't nearly as common in their games
Quote from: Rin Hoshizora on September 21, 2011, 11:42:31 AM
Quote from: 紛らわしい日本語名 on September 21, 2011, 11:41:30 AM
and when she's not she's a total slut.
what
she is not doodhuh;
Quote from: Rin Hoshizora on September 21, 2011, 11:47:25 AM
so she likes to show a bit more skin now and then, that doesn't mean she's getting banged :|
lol i love kaz valiantly defending samus' honor and purity giggle;
Quote from: YPargh on September 21, 2011, 11:50:04 AM
Quote from: Hakase on September 21, 2011, 11:47:25 AM
so she likes to show a bit more skin now and then, that doesn't mean she's getting banged :|
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=58869012&x=samus+porn+thread
Zero suit was a silly idea n_u
and ypr literally citing 4chan hentai threads to, uh, make his point sillydood;
or, rather, to make himself pointed gimpdood;
even in 2011 i was a very passionate samus fan
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/twS9Old.jpg)[/spoiler]
the ultimate graceful spooky waifu cuddledoods;
(https://i.imgur.com/griBseo.png)
need: sunkissed mediterranean gf smithicide;
(http://tinyimg.io/i/hoOf8OR.jpg)
Just look at those arms. (https://i.imgur.com/BOysUa1.png)