- fast food about 3x a week smithicide;
At least fruit juice has vitamins despite being yeah full of sugar
I used to eat fast food almost every day because it was cheap but still tasted okay :(
I will buy a loaf of baguette and eat the whole thing by myself in one day
Drink 3+ IPAs in a sitting and they're about 200+ calories each >_<'
I never drink enough water/hydrating liquids RIP kidneys
Quote from: YPargh on August 07, 2017, 08:26:46 AM
I never drink enough water/hydrating liquids RIP kidneys
i have been making a concentrated effort to change this lately
i've come to realize i've been underhydrated basically my entire life
now my face is no longer oily or dry
unless i'm dehydrated happydood;
things i put on my finger which i then lick:
- ketchup
- mayonnaise
- various other mayonnaise-like dressings
- mustard
- hot sauce
- peanut butter
- nutella
- jam
- caramel
- yogurt
- hummus
- egg salad
- chicken salad
- cheez whiz
Quote from: YPargh on August 07, 2017, 08:26:46 AM
I will buy a loaf of baguette and eat the whole thing by myself in one day
Just... dry? befuddlement
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 07, 2017, 08:34:44 AM
things i put on my finger which i then lick:
- ketchup
- mayonnaise
- various other mayonnaise-like dressings
- mustard
- hot sauce
- peanut butter
- nutella
- jam
- caramel
- yogurt
- hummus
- egg salad
- chicken salad
- cheez whiz
i live alone btw
i'm not sure i would do this in the company of someone girl;
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 07, 2017, 08:35:02 AM
Quote from: YPargh on August 07, 2017, 08:26:46 AM
I will buy a loaf of baguette and eat the whole thing by myself in one day
Just... dry? befuddlement
Yep.
Or I will make sandwiches out of it for lunch and dinner but especially when I was younger I would just chow down on the bread by itself - No butter, olive oil, or cheese just good bread n_n
Quote from: YPargh on August 07, 2017, 07:54:33 AM
At least fruit juice has vitamins despite being yeah full of sugar
i dilute nearly all fruit juices by ~40% with water to trick myself into feeling better about it 5thgrade;
otherwise, 12oz of apple juice has about as much sugar as a 12oz can of coke (39g)
grape juice has
54 GRAMS of sugar per 12oz, which is ~40% worse than coke
which is horrible because so many people operate under the assumption that fruit == healthy
- i buy a chocolate bar literally every time i go to the grocery store, which is 2-3 times a week smithicide;
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 07, 2017, 03:10:41 PM
- i buy a chocolate bar literally every time i go to the grocery store, which is 2-3 times a week smithicide;
I didn't eat candy very much at all for the longest time but now whenever I see a new item or something that is limited time I have to try it because my curiosity is marketing's bitch :'(
- there is currently a box of tw*nkies on my kitchen table smithicide;
- there is also a box of imitation girl scout cookies nearby smithicide;
i neither purchased nor requested either of those but a few of them will certainly end up down my throat whether i want it or not
Quote from: YPargh on August 07, 2017, 08:47:15 AM
I would just chow down on the bread by itself - No butter, olive oil, or cheese just good bread n_n
this sounds like a great way to suffocate myface;
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 07, 2017, 03:22:02 PM
this sounds like a great way to suffocate myface;
vvv
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 07, 2017, 08:34:44 AM
it almost happened a few times myface;
but it was with a spoon, not my finger
a big-enough spoonful can clog up the pipes rather threateningly
peanut butter and bread may as well be a death sentence
it's why i almost never eat peanut butter and jelly, except in moments of pure desperation
Til I never want a blowjob from Tec his mouth be dry af
Idk baguette makes my mouth water so there's no danger of suffocation! The bread should be airy and not dense anyway!
We can switch roles if you want. girl;
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But then you'd be making a knowingly terrible dietary choice. srsly[/spoiler]
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 06, 2017, 03:25:01 PM
a definitive* list of food items that are ketchup-dependent:
- anything that remotely involves sausage, really (including tec's dick)
myface;
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 07, 2017, 03:47:00 PM
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But then you'd be making a knowingly terrible dietary choice. srsly[/spoiler]
well semen is full of protein and other shit so it's actually kind of a good dietary choice? girl;
I'm not that level of boyah yet though so I will politely decline
~4 cups of coffee every day (sometimes more)
putting an obscene amount of sauce on things (i'm getting better)
drinking 3-4 beers a couple times a week
other than these things i think my diet is relatively healthy
Quote from: YPargh on August 07, 2017, 04:30:34 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 07, 2017, 03:47:00 PM
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But then you'd be making a knowingly terrible dietary choice. srsly[/spoiler]
well semen is full of protein and other shit so it's actually kind of a good dietary choice? girl;
I'm not that level of boyah yet though so I will politely decline
i think its health qualities really depend on your own dietary choices sillydood;
although in general it is largely protein
i mean, i don't smoke or drink, but i'm on plenty prescription drugs and i eat a lot of slop
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tfw no healthy qt vegetarian bf[/spoiler]
Quote from: antmaster5000 on August 07, 2017, 04:45:14 PM
~4 cups of coffee every day (sometimes more)
putting an obscene amount of sauce on things (i'm getting better)
drinking 3-4 beers a couple times a week
other than these things i think my diet is relatively healthy
oh Lord your poor intestines with all that coffee
and your poor circulatory system with all that caffeine
and the alertness rollercoaster myface;
Quote from: YPargh on August 07, 2017, 05:04:30 PM
Quote from: antmaster5000 on August 07, 2017, 04:45:14 PM
~4 cups of coffee every day (sometimes more)
putting an obscene amount of sauce on things (i'm getting better)
drinking 3-4 beers a couple times a week
other than these things i think my diet is relatively healthy
oh Lord your poor intestines with all that coffee
ya i poo very often
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 07, 2017, 05:09:22 PM
and your poor circulatory system with all that caffeine
and the alertness rollercoaster myface;
i've gotten pretty used to it. i'm still well under the amount of caffeine that could be considered dangerous, but i wonder about the long term effects if i keep it up for years on end
in the long term, it might actually be beneficial in moderation
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20182054
in the medium term, the alertness rollercoaster myface;
mostly i eat way too much fucking bread and drink way too much fucking coffee