Do you not know what Andrew1911 was before he came to this site? He was a simple robber. We were partners. We had robbed many banks across the eastern coast. We even were called the next Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Except this time, we weren't gay. Anyway, so, we were robbing this little bank in Maine called Money Bank. We were doing the same ol' routine except there was one thing I had not counted on...
Andrew1911 has turned on me. He hired a Samoan to attack me. Have you ever seen a Samoan? It is truly a terrible sight. He ordered him to pluck my eye out... God dammit, I loved that eye, people. The Samoan ate my god damned eye... Andrew1911 ran out and he ordered the Samoan to finish the job. He had left and the Samoan was going to try and eat me. Even with my lack of depth perception, I was not going to be eaten.
I beat the living shit out of that god damn Samoan and plucked his eyeballs out and forced him to eat them. This pleased me. Thank God I planned on Andrew1911 betraying me one day. I went to my savings and got money to get a brand new robotic eye. I have been tracking Andrew1911 with my army of Samoans. Finally... I can have my revenge. Stand down, Boyah, or I will be forced to destroy each and everyone of you. I am not letting my sweet revenge being taken away from me by a god damn bunch of fools.
Umm.. Why are you telling us? Is there even a point into telling us this but not to ban you? Dumbass..
Boyaholics, this is not true. None of this is true. I had never met this man in my life. Sure, I may have robbed a bank here and there but I was not partners with this charlatan! Attack, I say! Attack!
Whenever Andrew is online, the other guy isn't.
COINCIDENCE?
Quote from: GCD333 on June 18, 2007, 07:59:39 PM
Whenever Andrew is online, the other guy isn't.
COINCIDENCE?
Yes.
I'M SIDING WITH ANJEW
No one cares.
Alts are against the rules cop;
Lies. The real Andrew1911 is full of win.
*pulls out sword*
TO WAR!!!
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 07:59:09 PM
Boyaholics, this is not true. None of this is true. I had never met this man in my life. Sure, I may have robbed a bank here and there but I was not partners with this charlatan! Attack, I say! Attack!
Why do I have a picture of you and me robbing the bank in Florida, Andrew? Are you trying to tell me I somehow cloned you? Come clean and I will have your death somewhat less painful than I originally intended.
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 07:59:09 PM
Boyaholics, this is not true. None of this is true. I had never met this man in my life. Sure, I may have robbed a bank here and there but I was not partners with this charlatan! Attack, I say! Attack!
Why do I have a picture of you and me robbing the bank in Florida, Andrew? Are you trying to tell me I somehow cloned you? Come clean and I will have your death somewhat less painful than I originally intended.
Fine, I betrayed you. The money was too good not to betray you. But, I will not back down against you, motherfucker. I'm going to force you to eat the shit from your Samoan army. I also know of the Samoan who I ordered to kill you... He's in your army, Dave. You're doomed.
is the emperor angry
They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
Only one account per IP Address is allowed. jsr;
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:05:12 PM
They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
I am in his house.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 08:04:36 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 07:59:09 PM
Boyaholics, this is not true. None of this is true. I had never met this man in my life. Sure, I may have robbed a bank here and there but I was not partners with this charlatan! Attack, I say! Attack!
Why do I have a picture of you and me robbing the bank in Florida, Andrew? Are you trying to tell me I somehow cloned you? Come clean and I will have your death somewhat less painful than I originally intended.
Fine, I betrayed you. The money was too good not to betray you. But, I will not back down against you, motherfucker. I'm going to force you to eat the shit from your Samoan army. I also know of the Samoan who I ordered to kill you... He's in your army, Dave. You're doomed.
Stop talking to yourself.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 08:04:36 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 07:59:09 PM
Boyaholics, this is not true. None of this is true. I had never met this man in my life. Sure, I may have robbed a bank here and there but I was not partners with this charlatan! Attack, I say! Attack!
Why do I have a picture of you and me robbing the bank in Florida, Andrew? Are you trying to tell me I somehow cloned you? Come clean and I will have your death somewhat less painful than I originally intended.
Fine, I betrayed you. The money was too good not to betray you. But, I will not back down against you, motherfucker. I'm going to force you to eat the Shet from your Samoan army. I also know of the Samoan who I ordered to kill you... He's in your army, Dave. You're doomed.
Oh, I know. He was delicious, by the way.
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 18, 2007, 08:06:48 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 08:04:36 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 07:59:09 PM
Boyaholics, this is not true. None of this is true. I had never met this man in my life. Sure, I may have robbed a bank here and there but I was not partners with this charlatan! Attack, I say! Attack!
Why do I have a picture of you and me robbing the bank in Florida, Andrew? Are you trying to tell me I somehow cloned you? Come clean and I will have your death somewhat less painful than I originally intended.
Fine, I betrayed you. The money was too good not to betray you. But, I will not back down against you, motherfucker. I'm going to force you to eat the Shet from your Samoan army. I also know of the Samoan who I ordered to kill you... He's in your army, Dave. You're doomed.
Stop talking to yourself.
I hate you. You'll be the first to die.
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:06:30 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:05:12 PM
They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
I am in his house.
Not possible.
Oh no!!! The other dimension is coming to destroy us!!!! gonk;
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:07:25 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 18, 2007, 08:06:48 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 08:04:36 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 07:59:09 PM
Boyaholics, this is not true. None of this is true. I had never met this man in my life. Sure, I may have robbed a bank here and there but I was not partners with this charlatan! Attack, I say! Attack!
Why do I have a picture of you and me robbing the bank in Florida, Andrew? Are you trying to tell me I somehow cloned you? Come clean and I will have your death somewhat less painful than I originally intended.
Fine, I betrayed you. The money was too good not to betray you. But, I will not back down against you, motherfucker. I'm going to force you to eat the Shet from your Samoan army. I also know of the Samoan who I ordered to kill you... He's in your army, Dave. You're doomed.
Stop talking to yourself.
I hate you. You'll be the first to die.
K. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:08:00 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:06:30 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:05:12 PM
They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
I am in his house.
Not possible.
Oh, it is possible... I am going to kill him myself...
DIE, YOU TYRANT!
Why are you in his house? Fucking the wife then going for the kill?
Guys, seriously, quit fucking taking my lunch from the fridge. I had to drive all the out to Subway today because some fucker took my lunch again. God damn it.
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:08:34 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:08:00 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:06:30 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:05:12 PM
They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
I am in his house.
Not possible.
Oh, it is possible... I am going to kill him myself...
DIE, YOU TYRANT!
ANJEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:08:34 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:08:00 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:06:30 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:05:12 PM
They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
I am in his house.
Not possible.
Oh, it is possible... I am going to kill him myself...
DIE, YOU TYRANT!
Oh, God! Don't you even dare try to stab me, you bastard! Ha, you could never stab anyone, Dave... Thanks for the knife! PREPARE TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 08:09:52 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:08:34 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:08:00 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:06:30 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:05:12 PM
They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
I am in his house.
Not possible.
Oh, it is possible... I am going to kill him myself...
DIE, YOU TYRANT!
Oh, God! Don't you even dare try to stab me, you Bostard! Ha, you could never stab anyone, Dave... Thanks for the knife! PREPARE TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
Your technique is strong... But... IT IS NO MATCH FOR MY ROBOT PUNCH!
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:11:16 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 08:09:52 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:08:34 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:08:00 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:06:30 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:05:12 PM
They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
I am in his house.
Not possible.
Oh, it is possible... I am going to kill him myself...
DIE, YOU TYRANT!
Oh, God! Don't you even dare try to stab me, you Bostard! Ha, you could never stab anyone, Dave... Thanks for the knife! PREPARE TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
Your technique is strong... But... IT IS NO MATCH FOR MY ROBOT PUNCH!
OH, FUCK! NOT ROBOT PUNCH! God... You broke a rib... Oh, yeah? Taste cold steel, bitch!
*Stabs Dave in the heart*
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 08:12:41 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:11:16 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 08:09:52 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:08:34 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:08:00 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:06:30 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:05:12 PM
They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
I am in his house.
Not possible.
Oh, it is possible... I am going to kill him myself...
DIE, YOU TYRANT!
Oh, God! Don't you even dare try to stab me, you Bostard! Ha, you could never stab anyone, Dave... Thanks for the knife! PREPARE TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
Your technique is strong... But... IT IS NO MATCH FOR MY ROBOT PUNCH!
OH, Fock! NOT ROBOT PUNCH! God... You broke a rib... Oh, yeah? Taste cold steel, Botch!
*Stabs Dave in the heart*
No... My plans... I have failed... I am not finished yet... I have placed... A fail-safe... When I die, I will explode... Prepare to die, you son of a bitch. I'm going to slice my throat to make the process complete. Good-bye, Andrew1911. Mwha, ha, ha!
*Slices throat*
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:14:20 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 08:12:41 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:11:16 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 08:09:52 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:08:34 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:08:00 PM
Quote from: 1191werdnA on June 18, 2007, 08:06:30 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 18, 2007, 08:05:12 PM
They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
I am in his house.
Not possible.
Oh, it is possible... I am going to kill him myself...
DIE, YOU TYRANT!
Oh, God! Don't you even dare try to stab me, you Bostard! Ha, you could never stab anyone, Dave... Thanks for the knife! PREPARE TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
Your technique is strong... But... IT IS NO MATCH FOR MY ROBOT PUNCH!
OH, Fock! NOT ROBOT PUNCH! God... You broke a rib... Oh, yeah? Taste cold steel, Botch!
*Stabs Dave in the heart*
No... My plans... I have failed... I am not finished yet... I have placed... A fail-safe... When I die, I will explode... Prepare to die, you son of a bitch. I'm going to slice my throat to make the process complete. Good-bye, Andrew1911. Mwha, ha, ha!
*Slices throat*
*Static*
/thread
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