I watched about half of season 1 with Selena. This is what I gathered.
Premise of show. Four teen girls all have super secret things and their bitch ass skank friend got murdered and they must find out who did it. The four protagonists are:
Selena Gomez with thicker eyebrows and a stronger jaw: Her boyfriend is her ephebophile english teacher. Apparently a grown man having sex with a high school student is cool.
Loli Taylor Swift: She ate a bunch of pig cupcakes and let some hanson guy live in her basement
Lesbian Asian: She likes women
White chick that looks like a girl I went to school with: she kissed her brother in law who is like the king of pedophiles.
Then secondary characters:
Toby guy who looks like a villain from spiderman: He was all gangster an fucked the police
Blind girl: she had incest sex with spiderman villain. she be so adorable though
Hanson Guy: He is a loner and then runs away because he got butthurt
Dead girl: she is the dead one who her friends loved even though she was apparently a cunt whore
Child raper teacher: apparently statutory rape is okay if you're attractive. He's like a fag version of Misha Collins.
A: Inspector gadget's namesis, Dr. Claw, is harassing the girls and makes them do naughty things but sometimes Dr. Claw helps them. He gets pleasure from eating popcorn and watching them be sad.
also the police are fucking awful at forensics and solving a murder while the girls apparently try to pull off some scoobydoo shit in an awful manner. they never back up files even though every time they have video evidence it gets deleted before they turn it into the police but they don't think to copy it onto each of their computers or e-mail it to themselves.
I didn't realise you were talking about that show when you mentioned it last night.
MAN FUCK THAT SHOW. IT WAS ONE OF THE REASONS KYLE XY WAS CANCELLED.
i get to watch season 2 now
Quote from: Squid Girl on July 25, 2011, 11:07:26 AM
I didn't realise you were talking about that show when you mentioned it last night.
MAN FUCK THAT SHOW. IT WAS ONE OF THE REASONS KYLE XY WAS CANCELLED.
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Quote from: Squid Girl on July 25, 2011, 11:07:26 AM
I didn't realise you were talking about that show when you mentioned it last night.
MAN FUCK THAT SHOW. IT WAS ONE OF THE REASONS KYLE XY WAS CANCELLED.
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Quote from: Squid Girl on July 25, 2011, 11:07:26 AM
I didn't realise you were talking about that show when you mentioned it last night.
MAN FUCK THAT SHOW. IT WAS ONE OF THE REASONS KYLE XY WAS CANCELLED.
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girl who looks like girl in my class is now loli eliza dushku
Season 2 so far:
Episode 1: Selena Gomez is avoiding her teacher boyfriend because in the finale of the previous season his ex-fiance showed up at some party and she got sad. The girls are now going to the therapies and the therapist is pretty awful and said they shouldn't hang out. The lesbian asian may be moving but she also met a blonde lesbian and they are fronds. Loli Taylor Swift met up with Hanson Guy and asked him to leave even though he apparently loved her. Loli eliza dushku pedobrotherinlaw is a zombie or something because i clearly saw him die in the season finale and now he is sending the textular messages.
Episode 2: Selena Gomez is sad and stuff still about her child rapist boyfriend having relationships with adults in the past. The Lesbian Asian went out on a movie date with the blonde lesbian and then some guy came about college and she was like idklol i wanna stay and not move. Spiderman villain toby got fired from his job since everyone in the city hates him. Dr. Claw broke into Loli Eliza Dushku's house and pushed Selena Gomez into a lamp. Loli Taylor Swift's daddy came back and stuff then she forgave her friend who is the half black version of Miranda Cosgrove, so henceforth she will be Mulato Cosgrove.
I am waiting for episode 3 to be on hulu.
god damn JMV i thought you meant that selena gomez was actually in this and this girl i'm talking to mentioned pretty little liars, and i was like "oh yeah selena gomez is hella hot" and then it turns out she's not even in the show. fuck you jmv.
Quote from: MF Doom on July 26, 2011, 11:54:20 PM
god damn JMV i thought you meant that selena gomez was actually in this and this girl i'm talking to mentioned pretty little liars, and i was like "oh yeah selena gomez is hella hot" and then it turns out she's not even in the show. fuck you jmv.
a true gomezite would actually know her acting roles, you bassir wannabe madood;
Quote from: Nyerp on July 26, 2011, 11:57:26 PM
a true gomezite would actually know her acting roles, you bassir wannabe madood;
i'm not claiming to be anything. i just think she's hottt
Quote from: MF Doom on July 26, 2011, 11:54:20 PM
god damn JMV i thought you meant that selena gomez was actually in this and this girl i'm talking to mentioned pretty little liars, and i was like "oh yeah selena gomez is hella hot" and then it turns out she's not even in the show. fuck you jmv.
lucy hale looks like selena gomez baddood;
MOAR
Episodes 3-5 of season 2: shit goes down and taylor swift finds stereotypical geek a date with girl. she double dates with hanson (who also looks like matt from 7th heaven) and they r like no
then child rapist brother in law is actually dead again who knew. also eliza dushku stole her sister's ring and sold it to buy spiderman villain toby a pick up truck so he can job elsewhere. then the police man was a bad guy too and paid someone to leave. also taylor swift talked to the dead girl through the powers of therapy.
and selena gomez got mad because the child rapist teacher version of misha collins didn't tell people she is his girlfrond.
then at the end of five episode the dr. claw guy played a movie for the girls.
also apparently it wasn't dr. claw who broke in houses and pushed selena gomez. it was selena gomez's brother, Angsty Divorce Child, who lieks stealing stuff.
Quote from: Squid Girl on July 25, 2011, 11:07:26 AM
I didn't realise you were talking about that show when you mentioned it last night.
MAN FUCK THAT SHOW. IT WAS ONE OF THE REASONS KYLE XY WAS CANCELLED.
I fucking loved Kyle xy
Show was genius, but wasn't nearly as popular as it should have been.
WHY IS THIS DEAD WHEN I FIND IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Jenna is the best. For real. Especially when she is making blind pottery and being her creepy self all over the place.
Make these recaps continue!!!
Episode 8 is on tonight s I'll recap those 3 together.
Waiting for your take on an exceptionally weird episode.
oh yes. let's see
Episode 6: There is a fashion show beginning and dead bitch girl's mom wants the four horsewomen of the apocalypse to wear dead bitch girl's clothes. They are all like wat that is creepy but they do it anyhow. Taylor swift gets angry at her dad for kissing the mom and stuff but not telling her things and won't invite Hanson from 7th Heaven to the fashions show. Lesbian Asian's girlfriend brought a date and she was sad. Selena Gomez is hit on by dead bitch's brother who looks like a date rapist version of an Abercrombie model.
The fashion show had a slide show thing with the dead bitch in it and Dr. Claw magically ruined this by making like satan appear or something
Episode 7: Selena Gomez parents decide to invite niggas over for dinner and one of these homies is her child rapist boyfriend. Another is date rapist abercrombie.
Spiderman villain Toby is doing yardwork for Eliza Dushku's parents when he finds something and Mr. Dushku is like WTF IT IS IN MY YARD YOU NEVER SAR THIS!!!! and burns it. During the dinner party, the angsty teen turns mega angsty and gets caught by the popo for breaking in again.
Hanson is angry that Taylor swift doesn't like him being a super dangerous cell phone hacker as if that job is dangerous.
Dr. Claw puts something in lesbian asian's lotion.
Episode 8: LESBIAN ASIAN GETS HURT AND STARTS CRYING IN THE HALL LOL. She had an ulcer and shit then the doctor was like lol u got steroid in ur system bitch. and she was like :[
apparently pretty little liars tells us that human growth hormone can be applied topically.
Dushku, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez work together to steal dead bitch's autopsy results from the morgue. wtf. There is a page missing and a zombie comes along to fuck shit up. I think the zombie is dr. claw
also in this episode. hanson is being followed by a cop or so it appears until taylor swift is like gtfo
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Those were off memory of a week or two. The next episode was only a few days old so i got this one on lock.
Episode 9: The lesbian club has a party at lesbian asian's temporary home where Dr. Claw makes lesbian asian hit on lesbian that isn't her girlfriend.
Lesbian asian and Dushku also break into date rape abercrombie's shed and see that he is fucking weird and has pictures of selena gomez in her sleep as well as spy gear. i think he works for the c.i.a.
it turns out the copman was really a P.I. and hanson's mommy wants to see him and he is like OK MOMLOL and he is going to california to see her and cries with taylor swift since he has to leave the state now.
it should also be noted that the girls are huge bitches to the blind girl and are like LOL SHE IS GETTING EYE SURGERY TO SEE AGAIN THIS IS BAD. apparently they don't feel bad enough that they got her blind.
taylor swift calls her dad and dr. claw takes a picture of shit.
these would have been much more detailed if i didn't try to recap 4 episodes at once ;_;
Wait. Eliza Dushku is in this show?
i'm sure these descriptions are more entertaining than the show itself goowan
Quote from: Squid Girl on August 11, 2011, 12:21:47 PM
Wait. Eliza Dushku is in this show?
no doodhuh;
Quote from: Nyerp on August 11, 2011, 12:25:54 PM
i'm sure these descriptions are more entertaining than the show itself goowan
no doodhuh;
Stfu
I'M DISAPPOINTED ENOUGH ALREADY
I was just skimming and saw stuff about her so I was like YAY then I was like noooo
Quote from: Nyerp on August 11, 2011, 12:25:54 PM
i'm sure these descriptions are more entertaining than the show itself goowan
Possibly, but wonderful cheesy things happen. Like violence against blind people
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou7bcKb6PQE[/youtube]
taylor swift is such a bitch against blind girl jenna.
they made her blind and then were all like 'lol idk why she is so mean to us???'
EPISODE 10
SELENA GOMEZ IS NOTIFIED OF THE FACT THAT DATE RAPIST ABERCROMBIE HAS PHOTOGRAPHS OF HER SLEEPING. HOWEVER WHEN DISCUSSING THIS WITH HIM IT IS FOUND THT DEAD BITCH TOOK THOSE PHOTOS. LESBIAN ASIAN HAS CEREAL WITH ALL THE LETTER A BECAUSE DR. CLAW CAN CONTROL HER CEREAL AND CALLS HER THE WEAKEST LINK. JUST LIKE THAT TV SHOW
TAYLOR SWIFT GIFTS LESBIAN ASIAN A GIFT CARD TO MASSAGE LAND ON COLLEGE DAY. AND SHE GOES TO GET ONE.
DR. CLAW IS THERE AND MASSAGES HER AND IS LIKE LOL I TUCH U.
Meanwhile eliza dushku talks to the rapist teacher to warn him about date rapist an selena gomez so he goes to find her.
he is like lol let's tell ur parents.
then they are talking a little more and eliza dushku also finds a year book and finds that dead pedophile ian, kray-z cop, and date rapist were all in some super club in high schools.
WHAT A TWIST
Then, blind girl jenna is there and is like STOP INVESTIGATING. and elizadushku was like lol i saw the video remember you fucked your brother and then said hi to the cop.
doom doom doom. then the cop talked to the date rapist to see if they were still bffls. and then dr. claw was talking to the therapist
"stoip investing in gawld it is just rock" - blind girl jenna
I'm missing about 5 episodes from the summary bassir;
OMG Guys.
I just found this thread, and idk if you know how happy it made me. I am officially ADDICTED to pretty little lesbians...I mean liars. ;)
Your descriptions of the episodes...I will forever think of them now as I watch the show.
I love you, Boyah.
Quote from: kougraducky on January 14, 2012, 12:44:11 AM
OMG Guys.
I just found this thread, and idk if you know how happy it made me. I am officially ADDICTED to pretty little lesbians...I mean liars. ;)
Your descriptions of the episodes...I will forever think of them now as I watch the show.
I love you, Boyah.
giggle;
I need to remember what happened in the summer finale, the halloween episode, and the first few episodes that happened this month so i can summarize them too hocuspocus;
I've been busy trying to catch up on Mad Men. I just finished season 3 last night so I just need to make sure I finish season 4 before 5 starts. :(
>tfw i broke up with selena later that year so this thread will never get an update
>tfw cindy tried to watch it with me but found out i watched it with selena and she didnt wanna watch it anumore
>goodbye selena gomez
this shit is so gay
Manda made 420 posts? Wow
Also i don't watch abcfam or freeform or w/e except to watch local legend pat robertson spew vile things
Quote from: antmaster5000 on May 24, 2016, 06:15:11 PM
this shit is so gay
inorite
i can only remember 3 actual names
aria and spencer and hannah
i can't remember shay mitchell
This show is absolute garbage >_<'