Poll
Question:
food
Option 1: ketchup
votes: 4
Option 2: mayonnaise
votes: 4
there is only one correct answer to this question
i like to mix both together and dip fries in it
can we ban anyone who says ketchup
both
i like mayonnaise but my uses for it are limited, basically just sandwiches
i put ketchup on everyth
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 06, 2017, 09:56:53 AM
i like mayonnaise but my uses for it are limited, basically just sandwiches
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I don't need to say it do I
Quote from: YPargh on August 06, 2017, 11:12:10 AM
I don't need to say it do I
i went into this thread already hating you m8 it's ok
Quote from: Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！ on August 06, 2017, 11:10:09 AM
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 06, 2017, 09:56:53 AM
i like mayonnaise but my uses for it are limited, basically just sandwiches
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what do you use it on?
my dick
an incomprehensive list of great food items that are mayonnaise dependent:
- an endless list of salads: cole slaw, tuna, potato, egg, seafood, chicken, dressed herring, etc.
- an endless list of sauces: ranch, remoulade, thousand island, blue cheese, hollandaise, tartar, etc.
- an endless list of sandwiches
- cake: https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/chocolate-mayonnaise-cake, http://www.food.com/recipe/chocolate-mayonnaise-cake-224608, https://www.thecountrycook.net/chocolate-mayonnaise-cake-with-brown/, https://www.thespruce.com/chocolate-mayonnaise-cake-recipe-3053337
- sushi http://allrecipes.com/recipe/241410/spicy-sushi-mayo/, grilled cheese http://allrecipes.com/recipe/237454/grilled-cheese-de-mayo/, and a wide variety of other miscellaneous foods
- etc.
a comprehensive list of great food items that are ketchup-dependent:
a definitive* list of food items that are ketchup-dependent:
- corn dogs
- hot dogs
- anything that remotely involves sausage, really (including popsi's dick)
- scrambled eggs
- french fries
- pretty much any kind of savory pie
*by which i mean i don't want any "uh no these examples are all shit" shenanigans, such posts will be ignored
Okay this thread is just bullshit now
Quote from: YPargh on August 06, 2017, 03:51:06 PM
Okay this thread is just bullshit now
well where do you disagree lol
you are free to submit your own list of ketchup-dependent foods, or foods ruined by mayonnaise, or mayonnaise alternatives for common mayonnaise-dependent foods
That sushi, cake, sandwiches need mayonnaise myface;
That anything except French fries listed by thyme needs ketchup
Ketchup is okay on some of those things tho just wouldn't say dependent
But that's probably just hyperbole and jokes anyway
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 06, 2017, 03:25:01 PM
i think i can legally murder this fucker for saying this but lemme check with obama
http://www.nbcnews.com/dateline/video/president-obama-vetoes-ketchup-on-hot-dogs-773130819746
hmm yeah looks like i can
see you in a bit boyo, you're dead
At least I agree with Popsi on something y/n
I was watching top chef the other day and they had to do a hot dog vhallenge. One of the contestants made a ketchup sauce for them and got scolded by an Austrian judge because ketchup and sausage is only meant for children girl;
Quote from: YPargh on August 06, 2017, 08:18:42 PM
At least I agree with Popsi on something y/n
I was watching top chef the other day and they had to do a hot dog vhallenge. One of the contestants made a ketchup sauce for them and got scolded by an Austrian judge because ketchup and sausage is only meant for children girl;
lmao
Quote from: YPargh on August 06, 2017, 06:15:58 PM
But that's probably just hyperbole and jokes anyway
Well, let's put it this way:
If I was offered any of the food items I listed and ketchup wasn't available for some reason, I wouldn't refuse to eat them.
However, if I were to be out of ketchup at home, I would choose to eat something else than those food items. I would willingly avoid them until I had ketchup.
Quote from: YPargh on August 06, 2017, 08:18:42 PM
At least I agree with Popsi on something y/n
I was watching top chef the other day and they had to do a hot dog vhallenge. One of the contestants made a ketchup sauce for them and got scolded by an Austrian judge because ketchup and sausage is only meant for children girl;
I won't deny my infantile eating habits. I'm someone who still drinks hot chocolate
as opposed to coffee. :(
and no alcohol, ever
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 07, 2017, 07:05:22 AM
Quote from: YPargh on August 06, 2017, 06:15:58 PM
But that's probably just hyperbole and jokes anyway
Well, let's put it this way:
If I was offered any of the food items I listed and ketchup wasn't available for some reason, I wouldn't refuse to eat them.
However, if I were to be out of ketchup at home, I would choose to eat something else than those food items. I would willingly avoid them until I had ketchup.
Quote from: YPargh on August 06, 2017, 08:18:42 PM
At least I agree with Popsi on something y/n
I was watching top chef the other day and they had to do a hot dog vhallenge. One of the contestants made a ketchup sauce for them and got scolded by an Austrian judge because ketchup and sausage is only meant for children girl;
I won't deny my infantile eating habits. I'm someone who still drinks hot chocolate as opposed to coffee. :(
and no alcohol, ever
That's fair enough I figured you probably just meant your own personal tastes girl;
I definitely feel that way about fries myself.
If hot chocolate had caffeine I would always choose that over coffee too :O
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 06, 2017, 03:25:01 PM
fry sauce in a ratio of 1 mayonnaise:2 ketchup is great for these, true
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 06, 2017, 03:25:01 PM
mustard-dependent, no other sauces need apply
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 06, 2017, 03:25:01 PM
- anything that remotely involves sausage, really (including popsi's dick)
- scrambled eggs
- french fries
- pretty much any kind of savory pie
oh my word myface;
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 24, 2017, 05:39:43 PM
ketchup is an admission of defeat
it's a reluctant acceptance that whatever one is eating is so bland and flavorless and dry that it's necessary to cover it in vaguely tomato-flavored corn syrup to make it even remotely palatable
the one food item i can think of that truly is ketchup-dependent is the traditional (ie dressed with only basic toppings like pickles, mayonnaise, tomatoes, lettuce, etc.) hamburger
as in, even i'd prefer not to eat a traditional hamburger without ketchup, unless there were something like big mac sauce or some other specialty sauce in its place
i will say that ketchup is sometimes p. great as a cooking ingredient
i wouldn't willingly top a hot dog with raw ketchup, but a hot dog and onions sauteed in ketchup as a seasoning and then topped with mustard is AWESOME
ketchup in its raw form is terribly overrated and a tool of desperation, though
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 07, 2017, 08:00:58 AM
mustard-dependent, no other sauces need apply
mustard is the one thing i don't put on my hot dogs lol
ketchup + relish for me
also applies to plain hamburgers and cheeseburgers
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 07, 2017, 08:05:49 AM
ketchup in its raw form is terribly overrated and a tool of desperation, though
lmao i guess this is my cue to post the
dumb list:
food items for which ketchup isn't mandatory but i still put ketchup on anyway because i'm dumb and i love ketchup:
- almost any kind of cooked meat tbh
- white rice
- mac n' cheese
- my finger, which I then lick
- the tip of my fork, which I then lick
happydood;
[spoiler=disgusting]
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 07, 2017, 08:16:00 AM
- my finger, which I then lick
admittedly, i also do this with mayonnaise[/spoiler]
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 07, 2017, 08:16:00 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 07, 2017, 08:05:49 AM
ketchup in its raw form is terribly overrated and a tool of desperation, though
lmao i guess this is my cue to post the dumb list:
food items for which ketchup isn't mandatory but i still put ketchup on anyway because i'm dumb and i love ketchup:
- almost any kind of cooked meat tbh
- white rice
- mac n' cheese
- my finger, which I then lick
- the tip of my fork, which I then lick
happydood;
my good lord, thyme
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 07, 2017, 08:18:07 AM
[spoiler=disgusting]Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 07, 2017, 08:16:00 AM
- my finger, which I then lick
admittedly, i also do this with mayonnaise[/spoiler]
...even i would never think to do this myface;
in fact, i'd much rather do it with ketchup if i had to
indisputable fact: with extremely few exceptions, properly seasoned/flavored food does not ever require ketchup
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 07, 2017, 07:05:22 AM
I won't deny my infantile eating habits. I'm someone who still drinks hot chocolate as opposed to coffee. :(
but this is a rational, adult decision
hot chocolate >>>>>>>>>>>>>> coffee
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 07, 2017, 07:05:22 AM
and no alcohol, ever
same but i suspect that this is only because i'm poor and have no life
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 07, 2017, 08:29:17 AM
indisputable fact: with extremely few exceptions, properly seasoned/flavored food does not ever require ketchup
[insert joke about white ppl eating bland food here]
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 07, 2017, 08:16:00 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 07, 2017, 08:05:49 AM
ketchup in its raw form is terribly overrated and a tool of desperation, though
lmao i guess this is my cue to post the dumb list:
food items for which ketchup isn't mandatory but i still put ketchup on anyway because i'm dumb and i love ketchup:
- almost any kind of cooked meat tbh
- white rice
- mac n' cheese
- my finger, which I then lick
- the tip of my fork, which I then lick
happydood;
these are all incresingly disgusting, which is impressive considering WHITE RICE is SECOND on a list of FIVE food items you eat with ketchup
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 07, 2017, 08:25:08 AM
my good lord, thyme
it's quite ironic that thyme is literally named after a seasoning lol
popsi you missed the first list fam baddood;
not to mention it's second (on the second list) because i eat quite a lot of white rice lol
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 07, 2017, 03:56:42 PM
popsi you missed the first list fam baddood;
no i saw it, this one was just way more gross
oh
yeah i know happydood;
i like mustard
Quote from: SVT on August 14, 2017, 10:23:22 AM
i like mustard
me too, but rarely in large quantities
except on hot dogs
mustard
Quote from: YPargh on August 06, 2017, 06:15:58 PM
That sushi, cake, sandwiches need mayonnaise myface;
if i made you a cake with mayo and didn't mention that ingredient, you would have no idea it was there
mayo cake is fucking amazing, it just makes the cake a lot more moist
also TIL thyme has the palate of a 6 year old
nah when i was 6 i used to put ketchup on pizza and spaghetti
now it must be about 9 or 10
Quote from: ƕɾο on August 14, 2017, 11:15:55 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 06, 2017, 06:15:58 PM
That sushi, cake, sandwiches need mayonnaise myface;
if i made you a cake with mayo and didn't mention that ingredient, you would have no idea it was there
mayo cake is fucking amazing, it just makes the cake a lot more moist
Idk about this but I do know I will never eat cake around you now just to be safe
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 15, 2017, 04:44:42 AM
nah when i was 6 i used to put ketchup on pizza and spaghetti
now it must be about 9 or 10
i wonder
do you like those ketchup-flavored potato chips lol befuddlement
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 15, 2017, 03:21:19 PM
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 15, 2017, 04:44:42 AM
nah when i was 6 i used to put ketchup on pizza and spaghetti
now it must be about 9 or 10
i wonder
do you like those ketchup-flavored potato chips lol befuddlement
lmao no
there was a period when i was young where i was trying to convince myself that i did, but nah, i never liked them
[spoiler]needles to say, they taste nothing like ketchup[/spoiler]
Do you like the all dressed chips??
yea lol
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 15, 2017, 03:30:41 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 15, 2017, 03:21:19 PM
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 15, 2017, 04:44:42 AM
nah when i was 6 i used to put ketchup on pizza and spaghetti
now it must be about 9 or 10
i wonder
do you like those ketchup-flavored potato chips lol befuddlement
lmao no
there was a period when i was young where i was trying to convince myself that i did, but nah, i never liked them
[spoiler]needles to say, they taste nothing like ketchup[/spoiler]
somehow this is exactly the answer i expected lol
Quote from: YPargh on August 15, 2017, 03:43:54 PM
Do you like the all dressed chips??
i'd never heard of these, but having looked them up, they do sound like they could be good
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 15, 2017, 03:47:24 PM
yea lol
good Canuck
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 15, 2017, 04:19:55 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 15, 2017, 03:43:54 PM
Do you like the all dressed chips??
i'd never heard of these, but having looked them up, they do sound like they could be good
yeah they're p. much Canadian only so they would be hard to find around here saddood;
Quote from: YPargh on August 15, 2017, 04:56:51 PM
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 15, 2017, 03:47:24 PM
yea lol
good CanuckQuote from: Majorana's Mask on August 15, 2017, 04:19:55 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 15, 2017, 03:43:54 PM
Do you like the all dressed chips??
i'd never heard of these, but having looked them up, they do sound like they could be good
yeah they're p. much Canadian only so they would be hard to find around here saddood;
actually,
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Ruffles-reg-All-Dressed-Potato-Chips-8-5-oz-Bag/49909682?
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 15, 2017, 05:00:25 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 15, 2017, 04:56:51 PM
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 15, 2017, 03:47:24 PM
yea lol
good CanuckQuote from: Majorana's Mask on August 15, 2017, 04:19:55 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 15, 2017, 03:43:54 PM
Do you like the all dressed chips??
i'd never heard of these, but having looked them up, they do sound like they could be good
yeah they're p. much Canadian only so they would be hard to find around here saddood;
actually,
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Ruffles-reg-All-Dressed-Potato-Chips-8-5-oz-Bag/49909682?
Oh huh I thought those were just for a limited time.
Quote from: YPargh on August 15, 2017, 08:19:38 AM
Quote from: ƕɾο on August 14, 2017, 11:15:55 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 06, 2017, 06:15:58 PM
That sushi, cake, sandwiches need mayonnaise myface;
if i made you a cake with mayo and didn't mention that ingredient, you would have no idea it was there
mayo cake is fucking amazing, it just makes the cake a lot more moist
Idk about this but I do know I will never eat cake around you now just to be safe
it's just extra fat/oil man, it adds nothing to the flavor and it all cooks down so it's not like you can taste mayo in it
i was gonna say they sell em here sometimes now
i have a bag of them at the moment actually, they're great
Quote from: Travis on August 06, 2017, 12:02:32 AM
i like to mix both together and dip fries in it
add some hot sauce to it. its amazing
Quote from: wawi on September 03, 2017, 04:54:06 PM
Quote from: Travis on August 06, 2017, 12:02:32 AM
i like to mix both together and dip fries in it
add some hot sauce to it. its amazing
yummmm!!!! this is good thank u for this
mayo is disgusting
Quote from: Khadafi on September 06, 2017, 05:24:46 PM
mayo is disgusting
This is now official forum policy please adjust your lives accordingly
just so we're clear
i would never put ketchup on poutine
[spoiler]or mayo goowan[/spoiler]
Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on September 06, 2017, 07:30:23 PM
just so we're clear
i would never put ketchup on poutine
Thou doth protest too much akudood;
sometimes i put mayonnaise on hardboiled eggs
that's an egg salad
Or deviled eggs
to this day i still don't really understand why michael looks so disgusted during the mayonnegg scene
is it just because george michael's gesturing is kind of lewd?
also i will put both condiments in question on hardboiled eggs
(not at the same time goowan)
Quote from: Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！ on September 06, 2017, 11:15:16 PM
sometimes i put mayonnaise on hardboiled eggs
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb65XzvVezw[/youtube]
^^ agreed
tag yourself i'm the human
i'm 100% the furry thing
im the mayonnaise
i'm the man covered in shit in the thumbnail at the end of the vid
bro wth u watching.