when long hairs (from your head) get wrapped around your scrotum and you pull them off
sitting down after a long walk
laying down in bed and closing your eyes without quite falling asleep
when you rub your penis until it ejaculates
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on December 11, 2012, 07:55:07 PM
when you rub your penis until it ejaculates
isnt youre dick like mad small bro lmaoooooo
yeah i have a micropenis
[spoiler]idk if you're being serious???[/spoiler]
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on December 11, 2012, 07:58:48 PM
yeah i have a micropenis
[spoiler]idk if you're being serious???[/spoiler]
you've said it was small before
i've made jokes about it being small but they were jokes
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on December 11, 2012, 08:01:22 PM
i've made jokes about it being small but they were jokes
So it's comically oversized
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on December 11, 2012, 08:01:22 PM
i've made jokes about it being small but they were jokes
we'll find out for sure at PAX. toothdood;
That icy burn in your lungs after running too long in the cold air.
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on December 11, 2012, 08:01:22 PM
i've made jokes about it being small but they were jokes
you don't have to lie anymore
being alive
listening to the pause music in the ballad of gay tony
Returning to a cool air-conditioned room after walking around in the hot outdoors
and then taking your socks off as your feet feel a sudden comforting chill
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 11, 2012, 07:53:19 PM
when long hairs (from your head) get wrapped around your scrotum and you pull them off
How does this even happen? confuseddood;
I have no idea even as someone with hair long enough to easily reach that far when still attached.
Quote from: NOA_Haunted on December 11, 2012, 08:14:13 PM
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on December 11, 2012, 07:55:07 PM
when you rub your penis until it ejaculates
This x3
Does that mean you do it three times daily?
the hair penis thing happens to me in the shower
somedays i masturbate several times
somedays i don't masturbate at all
somedays i masturbate to porn
somedays i masturbate to CENSORED
somedays i masturbate for a long time
somedays i masturbate quick
but every day when i masturbate
I FUCKIN CUM ALL OVER EVERYTHING AND IT'S A FUCKIN BITCH TO CLEAN UP GOD DAMMIT
after blow drying my hair I work a couple dabs of mint oil into it and it makes it smell so good and takes the frizzies out, its nice to have the fragrance of peppermint when your hair is randomly swished about throughout the day
taking a long, hot stinging bath in a steamed room
oiled back massages
hot stone massages
being buried in high-threat count duvets
drugs
peppermint extract on your lips
back rubs
imagining clucky engaging in japanese ritual suicide
Quote from: Rain Man on December 13, 2012, 04:07:53 PM
imagining clucky engaging in japanese ritual suicide
I don't think he'll be doing much with that spine of his. sillydood;
Quote from: Clucky on December 13, 2012, 03:13:14 PM
taking a long, hot stinging bath in a steamed room
oiled back massages
hot stone massages
being buried in high-threat count duvets
drugs
peppermint extract on your lips
back rubs
spoiled bitch
Smoking weed before I sleep/after I finish obligations
after my last class, I get to ride down a huge hill all the way home, which is very enjoyable
Coffee in the morning
Being with my girlfriend/cuddling/sex
Playing ssbm
Quote from: Snowy on December 13, 2012, 04:13:03 PM
Quote from: Rain Man on December 13, 2012, 04:07:53 PM
imagining clucky engaging in japanese ritual suicide
I don't think he'll be doing much with that spine of his. sillydood;
what does this even mean cry;
Quote from: FAMY2 on December 14, 2012, 04:59:33 AM
Quote from: Clucky on December 13, 2012, 03:13:14 PM
taking a long, hot stinging bath in a steamed room
oiled back massages
hot stone massages
being buried in high-threat count duvets
drugs
peppermint extract on your lips
back rubs
spoiled bitch
i'm well-fed giggle;
there's a lot of great poetry ITT. I personally enjoyed Inbred's. happydood;
throwing Up everything in your body.