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Title: guys i have a problem
Post by: Socks on September 25, 2016, 09:42:42 AM
i was at a warehouse party/rave last night and i could not take my eyes of a particular blonde. she was the friend of a friend. we smoked weed together, drank and did molly so i was feeling extra turned on, when we were dancing i had to restrain myself because all i wanted to do is grab her hair, maybe smack her around and fuck her in the worst ways.

i don't know what it is. i am normally a very cool non assuming guy but when it comes to attractive women and sex i am like fucking maniac. i literally want to fuck any and all smoke shows that i see and it is laughable/upsetting if they do not bow down and allow me to do what i want/please.

what's a guy to do? i separate the rest of my life/thoughts and morality from sex because i think it is normal to be a sexual freak an lead a totally normal life as well, they are separate parts of my being. it's not a negative, in my eyes. i'm gonna focus on getting the necessary resources (see $$) that will allow me to accumulate fine women and have my way with them.
Title: Re: guys i have a problem
Post by: Daddy on September 25, 2016, 10:26:42 AM
have you ever killed an animal for purposes other than food
Title: Re: guys i have a problem
Post by: Socks on September 25, 2016, 12:32:39 PM
what kind of question is that for such a powerful god as me.
Title: Re: guys i have a problem
Post by: squirrelfriend on September 25, 2016, 12:34:23 PM
you're lower than doodthing
Title: Re: guys i have a problem
Post by: Socks on September 25, 2016, 12:52:26 PM
lol a pimple on my ass is more significant than you.

but to be right below doodthing, that's an honor.
Title: Re: guys i have a problem
Post by: squirrelfriend on September 25, 2016, 01:09:17 PM
here's a useful diagram:
(http://i.imgur.com/QbJrLbq.png)
Title: Re: guys i have a problem
Post by: Travis on September 25, 2016, 01:12:43 PM
Quote from: squirrelfriend on September 25, 2016, 01:09:17 PM
here's a useful diagram:
(http://i.imgur.com/QbJrLbq.png)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: guys i have a problem
Post by: Socks on September 25, 2016, 02:46:41 PM
looks like i'm the most important part
Title: Re: guys i have a problem
Post by: squirrelfriend on September 25, 2016, 02:52:52 PM
Quote from: Socks on September 25, 2016, 02:46:41 PM
looks like i'm the most important part
nah the bacteria colonies on your body are more integral to society
Title: Re: guys i have a problem
Post by: C.Mongler on September 25, 2016, 08:03:17 PM
double team with the 17-year-old yes;
Title: Re: guys i have a problem
Post by: Joice on September 26, 2016, 01:04:25 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 25, 2016, 08:03:17 PM
double team with the 17-year-old yes;
Title: Re: guys i have a problem
Post by: YPrrrr on September 26, 2016, 01:09:34 AM
Idk you could like ask her out or if she wants to go back to your place or smthin
Title: Re: guys i have a problem
Post by: Socks on September 26, 2016, 05:39:13 AM
Quote from: YPargh on September 26, 2016, 01:09:34 AM
Idk you could like ask her out or if she wants to go back to your place or smthin


that's too much fucking work bro, i don't really wan't to get involved in some drawn out shit. cuz my nice guy demeanor will show through and then they get confused cuz their little heads can't fathom that someone can be a well mannered intellectual and a fucking big dick nasty freak at the same time. so outside the party/turned on context it gets murky.