here we talk about men things
there is only one rule: NO WOMEN ALLOWED
THE OTHER DAY I DRANK A BEER IN THE SHOWER THEN I TOOK A SHIT
i touched my very large male phallus and proceeded to rub it to ejaculate fluids made from my testes and prostate
ew there be a girl in here
Quote from: Travis on November 05, 2009, 11:48:27 AM
THE OTHER DAY I DRANK A BEER IN THE SHOWER THEN I TOOK A SHIT
one time it took a chocolate milkshake in the shower
felt wierd
is it true that if i don't' use it i will lose it O_0
Man, I feel like a woman
[move]GET THE FUCK OUT BITCHES OF THE HUMAN FEMALE VARIETY. SERIOUSLY[/move]
the females have been removed
carry on
Quote from: Kaz on November 05, 2009, 12:00:55 PM
the females have been removed
carry on
you missed one but excellent non the less
so i was thinking about having a bbq and watching the game
thoughts everyone?
i'll bring the buds man
me and my friend bought buds a couple of months ago
was alright but fucking expensive baddood;
I like boobs and I don't care who knows.
WHAT YOU GOING TO DO FOR FOOD?
GOD DAMN IT RAE
WE'LL BARBEQUE EVERY FUCKING DAY THAT'S WHAT
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 05, 2009, 12:07:28 PM
WHAT YOU GOING TO DO FOR FOOD?
ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban
ban
EACH OTHER RIGHT? n_u I SEEN HYPER BBQ.
eww boys
gimpdood;
how the hell do they keep getting in???
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 05, 2009, 12:07:28 PM
WHAT YOU GOING TO DO FOR FOOD?
pizza, wings, and beer
guys don't need anything else to survive
secret door. n_u
we're too smart for you boys to comprehend cjlubdoods;
Quote from: Nadine on November 05, 2009, 12:23:58 PM
we're too smart for you boys to comprehend cjlubdoods;
pliz stop fagging up our manly thread
i will provide the xbox and madden goowan
Quote from: Ted on November 05, 2009, 12:27:43 PM
i will provide the xbox and madden goowan
what about fifer
(http://innerjoejoe.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/letmein-hayden.jpg)
SOMETIMES I RUB MY DICK TO PICS OF NASCAR CARS, BECAUSE IM A MAN
last night i bludgeoned a bull moose to death with my cock
Quote from: Cookie on November 05, 2009, 12:45:12 PM
SOMETIMES I RUB MY DICK TO PICS OF NASCAR CARS, BECAUSE IM A MAN
indy cars are even hotter
Last night, I made the sun go down with just the snap of my fingers
i killed an elephant with me bear hands
yes, bear hands akudood;
Quote from: Kaz on November 05, 2009, 12:50:30 PM
last night i bludgeoned a bull moose to death with my cock
dude, i was looking all over for that bull moose. i had the oil ready for our anal session and everything. :(
Quote from: Ted on November 05, 2009, 12:59:57 PM
i killed an elephant with me bear hands
yes, bear hands akudood;
pfft you couldn't even lift bear hands
madood;
I JUST LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP BECAUSE I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
I piss with the door closed
BECAUSE IM A MAN
Quote from: Nadine on November 05, 2009, 12:34:57 PM
IF YOU'RE GUNNA BE IN HERE YOU COULD AT LEAST BRING SANDWICHES
P.S.
(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3716/ccrag2009w0203kaitlanea.jpg)
Quote from: Nyerp on November 05, 2009, 01:20:29 PM
I JUST LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP BECAUSE I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YEAH
so fucking manly my sentences don't even have periods
so there is this girl who has been staring me down for like two weeks now. in marching band rehearsals she looks at me and today i was in the cafeteria when i looked up from my table and way across the room she was standing in line staring at me. i had seen her around before but we had never spoken to one another until today when she came up and intruding on a conversation i was having with a friend to compliment me on my shirt.
help me, manly boyagers: what should i do/think about this situation? she has a boyfriend, or at least that's what her facebook says
Quote from: Zach on November 05, 2009, 01:46:46 PM
so there is this girl who has been staring me down for like two weeks now. in marching band rehearsals she looks at me and today i was in the cafeteria when i looked up from my table and way across the room she was standing in line staring at me. i had seen her around before but we had never spoken to one another until today when she came up and intruding on a conversation i was having with a friend to compliment me on my shirt.
help me, manly boyagers: what should i do/think about this situation? she has a boyfriend, or at least that's what her facebook says
why do you worry about girls so much
Quote from: Zach on November 05, 2009, 01:46:46 PM
help me, manly boyagers: what should i do/think about this situation? she has a boyfriend, or at least that's what her facebook says
put it in her pooper
Quote from: Zach on November 05, 2009, 01:46:46 PM
so there is this girl who has been staring me down for like two weeks now. in marching band rehearsals she looks at me and today i was in the cafeteria when i looked up from my table and way across the room she was standing in line staring at me. i had seen her around before but we had never spoken to one another until today when she came up and intruding on a conversation i was having with a friend to compliment me on my shirt.
help me, manly boyagers: what should i do/think about this situation? she has a boyfriend, or at least that's what her facebook says
TAKE WHAT IS YOURS BY RIGHT
AND FUCK HER TIL THE COWS COME HOME
WHICH IS HOPEFULLY NEVER.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
Quote from: Veal on November 05, 2009, 01:49:14 PM
TAKE WHAT IS YOURS BY RIGHT
AND FUCK HER TIL THE COWS COME HOME
WHICH IS HOPEFULLY NEVER.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
sounds like a plan
boobs are the best thing us MEN invented
zach if you dont fuck her by the end of the week you're a goddamn pussy. show her who's the motherfucking boss.
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 05, 2009, 01:30:39 PM
[blonde]
it's all about the brunettes baby what's wrong with you
Quote from: Zach on November 05, 2009, 01:46:46 PM
so there is this girl who has been staring me down for like two weeks now.......
tell her to tug your rope
she will think you're being romantic and suck ur dick
Quote from: RDX on November 05, 2009, 01:51:18 PM
zach if you dont fuck her by the end of the week you're a goddamn pussy. show her who's the motherfucking boss.
i try to maintain moral standards
Quote from: Zach on November 05, 2009, 01:53:05 PM
i try to maintain moral standards
that's exactly why you've gotten NO pussy
moral my dick
Quote from: Zach on November 05, 2009, 01:53:05 PM
i try to maintain moral standards
what is more moral than pleasing a molting sex goddess who wants to use your cocks as a toothbrush
Quote from: Zach on November 05, 2009, 01:53:05 PM
i try to maintain moral standards
reported for not being manly enough
Quote from: Travis on November 05, 2009, 01:53:31 PM
that's exactly why you've gotten NO pussy
that's not really the goal
Quote from: Zach on November 05, 2009, 02:02:25 PM
that's not really the goal
wtf are you in the man thread for then baddood;
Quote from: Zach on November 05, 2009, 02:02:25 PM
that's not really the goal
at your age, yes, yes it is
One time I took a really huge manly shit and it was so manly I couldn't wipe it all with toilet paper so I went in the shower and wiped my ass with my hand. Then I shotgunned a beer and ran out into the forest, still naked, and ripped a bear's heart out of its chest.
Quote from: Socks on November 05, 2009, 01:54:01 PM
what is more moral than pleasing a molting sex goddess who wants to use your cocks as a toothbrush
perhaps not sexualizing everything in ridiculous ways like that n_u
Quote from: bluaki on November 05, 2009, 02:13:25 PM
perhaps not sexualizing everything in ridiculous ways like that n_u
life's too short for boring adjectives
WHO HERE HAS BOOBS?!
'ello mates
Quote from: Zach on November 05, 2009, 02:02:25 PM
that's not really the goal
dude are you a fucking faggot or something
fucking twink
Quote from: Kaz on November 05, 2009, 03:15:04 PM
dude are you a fucking faggot or something
fucking twink
lol he is
Quote from: Kaz on November 05, 2009, 03:15:04 PM
dude are you a fucking faggot or something
fucking twink
kaz lets have sword fight
[spoiler]
with our cawks[/spoiler]
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 05, 2009, 03:20:28 PM
kaz lets have sword fight
[spoiler]
with our cawks[/spoiler]
dude what the fuck is wrong with you you're a faggot too
jesus christ
Hey hyper's thing changes colors
Quote from: Kaz on November 05, 2009, 03:40:55 PM
dude what the fuck is wrong with you you're a faggot too
jesus christ
its not gay unless the balls touch so just make sure that doesn't happen and its manly and straight AWESOME
Quote from: Kaz on November 05, 2009, 03:15:04 PM
dude are you a fucking faggot or something
fucking twink
kaz you son of a bitch i hate to admit it but you're totally right this kid is gay as fuck.
BAN HIS BITCHASS
IT'S BOOB O'CLOCK
[spoiler]( . )( . )[/spoiler]
Quote from: Veal on November 05, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
IT'S BOOB O'CLOCK
[spoiler]( . )( . )[/spoiler]
damn mang them some tig ol bitties
(.Y.)
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 05, 2009, 04:02:03 PM
(.Y.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEEEAH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO
bottomless party[spoiler]
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/86086/417877.jpg)[/spoiler]
Quote from: Veal on November 05, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
IT'S BOOB O'CLOCK
[spoiler]( . )( . )[/spoiler]
HOLY FUCK I'M SO TURNED ON
Quote from: Kaz on November 05, 2009, 04:04:37 PM
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEEEAH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO
Stop looking at my boobs.
STICKIED FOR BEING THE FUCKING GREATEST THREAD EVER THE POWER OF GOD
boy power!
Quote from: JMV on November 05, 2009, 04:15:19 PM
boy power!
boys will be boys
but MEN WILL BE MEN THE POWER OF GOD
Quote from: Kaz on November 05, 2009, 03:40:55 PM
dude what the fuck is wrong with you you're a faggot too
jesus christ
not gay if balls don't touch faggot
Quote from: Veal on November 05, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
IT'S BOOB O'CLOCK
[spoiler]( . )( . )[/spoiler]
eww fake boobs
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 05, 2009, 04:02:03 PM
(.Y.)
YES YES YES
Quote from: Kaz on November 05, 2009, 04:14:08 PM
STICKIED FOR BEING THE FUCKING GREATEST THREAD EVER THE POWER OF GOD
WOAH
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 05, 2009, 04:52:38 PM
not gay if balls don't touch faggot
eww fake boobs
YES YES YES
WOAH
SELF QUOTE FOR THE MOTHER MANLY WIN
hi im geno and I've never had female contact ever
Quote from: GENOP on November 05, 2009, 04:53:55 PM
hi im geno and I've never had female contact ever
FAGGOT
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REMOTE
Quote from: Kaz on November 05, 2009, 04:55:09 PM
FAGGOT
I AM CERTAINLY NOT AN ANNOYING HARLEY RIDER THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 05, 2009, 04:59:49 PM
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REMOTE
WE'RE NOT ASKING FOR DIRECTION, WE'RE NOT LOST
WHO TOUCHED THE FUCKING THERMOSTAT
WHO THE FUCK TURNED OFF THE NASCAR
PULL MY FINGER
FUCK YEAH I'M MASTURBATING
I JUST FARTED AND IT SMELLS LIKE DEAD ANIMALS
AWWW YEA IM SUCH A MAN
I'm sitting in a dark room while wearing sun glasses.
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 05, 2009, 12:21:30 PM
secret door. n_u
How about you enter
my secret door? yes;
i zigzagged across campus lawn today in a manly fashion and disturbed like 30 ducks
Quote from: Socks on November 06, 2009, 01:23:59 AM
i zigzagged across campus lawn today in a manly fashion and disturbed like 30 ducks
i'm calling animal control on your reckless behavior
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on November 06, 2009, 01:51:52 AM
i'm calling animal control on your reckless behavior
u can't control this animal
Quote from: Socks on November 06, 2009, 01:54:43 AM
u can't control this animal
well i guess i'll have to stroke it
socks this is the male discussion thread
either you are harboring a woman in this man territory or you are accepting and jobs from men. akudood;
also did you catch a duck
Quote from: JMV on November 06, 2009, 02:17:02 AM
either you are harboring a woman in this man territory or you are accepting and jobs from men. akudood;
where is their male/female indicator akudood;
how dare the administration allow this ambiguity
Quote from: JMV on November 06, 2009, 02:17:02 AM
also did you catch a duck
yes, and i ATE IT
Quote from: Thyme on November 06, 2009, 01:05:01 AM
How about you enter my secret door? yes;
Sounds kinky. O_0
God Hyper, look what you reduced Boyah to in a matter of hours. baddood;
SO I HAVE BEEN WALKING AROUND ALL DAY WITH NO SHIRT ON
BECAUSE IM A MAN
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 06, 2009, 02:22:32 AM
Sounds kinky. O_0
God Hyper, look what you reduced Boyah to in a matter of hours. baddood;
Reduced? I've been like that for a while. n_u
i ate leftovers and danced in my kitchen
BECAUSE I AM A MAN
I SLEEP IN NOTHING BUT MY STAINED TIGHTEY WHITIES
LETS WATCH FOOTBALL!!!!!!!
MY CAR GOES FASTER THAN YOURS
WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT
IM A LUMBERJACK AND IM OK, I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I WORK ALL DAY
Quote from: YPR on November 06, 2009, 06:45:52 AM
IM A LUMBERJACK AND IM OK, I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I WORK ALL DAY
are you so manly that trees just fall down without you even having to touch them?
vagina
SPORTS badass
I like sports and I don't' care who knows badass
THEM SOME BOMB ASS TITTIES
TODAY SOME BITCH ASS NIGGER CALLED ME A TERRORIST, SO I TORE UP HIS HOMEWORK AND STOLE HIS ARM BRACE.
FUCK YEAH. i'm not lying
Quote from: RDX on November 06, 2009, 10:18:43 AM
TODAY SOME BITCH ASS NIGGER CALLED ME A TERRORIST, SO I TORE UP HIS HOMEWORK AND STOLE HIS ARM BRACE.
FUCK YEAH. i'm not lying
THAT'LL SHOW HIM. DO THE VERY THING THAT THE PEOPLE GENERALIZED IN HIS INSULT WOULD DO. PROVE HIM RIGHT.
FUCK YEAR MANLY MEN.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 06, 2009, 10:21:10 AM
THAT'LL SHOW HIM. DO THE VERY THING THAT THE PEOPLE GENERALIZED IN HIS INSULT WOULD DO. PROVE HIM RIGHT.
FUCK YEAR MANLY MEN.
HELL YEAH I MEAN IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN MORE BADASS IF I JUST SAT THERE AND TOOK IT, BUT THE MIND OF THE MANLY MAN WORKS IN STRANGE WAYS
BRB FUCKING BITCHES
today i beat up a student in the 5thgrade; i then proceeded to steal his lunch box madood;
Quote from: Ted on November 06, 2009, 10:24:50 AM
today i beat up a student in the 5thgrade; i then proceeded to steal his lunch box madood;
You mean, getting beat up by a fifth grader has damaged your memory? girl;
BRB BEER
Quote from: Kevin on November 06, 2009, 10:37:49 AM
BRB BEER
sorry, that japanese beer for kids isn't that manly
I CHEAT ON MY WIFE AND PLAY GOLF!!
Quote from: Nyerp on November 06, 2009, 11:04:24 AM
I CHEAT ON MY WIFE AND PLAY GOLF!!
WHO'S YOUR MISTRESS?
Quote from: Ted on November 06, 2009, 11:08:23 AM
i think you mean mister yes;
this here is the manly men thread. we dun take kindly ter yer kind here.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 06, 2009, 11:23:20 AM
this here is the manly men thread. we dun take kindly ter yer kind here.
real men have nothing to do with females akudood;
I hate this thread.
No, it's annoying.
Quote from: Julius on November 06, 2009, 11:48:23 AM
No, it's annoying.
Oh come on, my secret door joke was pure genius. cry;
I didn't even see it. I read 2 pages and quit.
I READ 2 PAGES OF THREADS AND DECIDE THEY'RE ANNOYING LIKE A REAL MAN goowan
Quote from: Travis on November 06, 2009, 11:58:06 AM
I READ 2 PAGES OF THREADS AND DECIDE THEY'RE ANNOYING LIKE A REAL MAN goowan
If you'd like to put it so blunt.
Quote from: Julius on November 06, 2009, 11:59:46 AM
If you'd like to put it so blunt.
blunt
ly hocuspocus;
Whatever. I really don't care.
This thread is getting pretty unmanly
Let's talk about our beards wariodood;
Quote from: RDX on November 06, 2009, 12:33:11 PM
look i have your arm brace
GIVE THAT BACK
YOU'RE ON Q('_' Q)
bah humbug. I have video to edit.
Quote from: Julius on November 06, 2009, 11:51:36 AM
I didn't even see it. I read 2 pages and quit.
WOW EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING FAGGOT PUSSY
YOU'RE SUCH A FAGGOT PUSSY
Quote from: Thyme on November 06, 2009, 11:51:00 AM
Oh come on, my secret door joke was pure genius. cry;
Yes it was. hocuspocus;
Honey, I'm home from work!
........
WHERE THE FUCK IS DINNER
Quote from: Sam on November 06, 2009, 12:55:47 PM
bah humbug. I have video to edit.
sam
posting in the chat thread, i mean, manly man thread
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 06, 2009, 01:52:51 PM
sam
posting in the chat thread, i mean, manly man thread
why does she have a computer in the kitchen???
but she does dress up as men on halloween, so i guess that makes her more manly than tyler
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b186/Pinkanglgirl/Picture7.png)
giggle;
Sam what are you doing this is the man thread badass
GIRL POWER
A bitch is a bitch.
TODAY WE GAVE THIS FAGGOT KID A SWIRLY
HAW HAW HAW
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA NOICE BRO kick his bitchass
WHY ARE THERE WOMAN SHENANIGANS HAPPENING IN THE MAN THREAD?
Quote from: Cookie on November 07, 2009, 02:09:13 AM
WHY ARE THERE WOMAN SHENANIGANS HAPPENING IN THE MAN THREAD?
your mom baddood;
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
FUCK i like titties and football and budwesier
idk if i am a man or a woman what do i do
Quote from: burzumfan420 on November 08, 2009, 06:09:41 AM
idk if i am a man or a woman what do i do
post anyway, boyah could use the activity.
Quote from: burzumfan420 on November 08, 2009, 06:09:41 AM
idk if i am a man or a woman what do i do
quick, put your finger in your butt
if you hate it, you're a real man
Quote from: Kaz on November 08, 2009, 06:14:56 AM
quick, put your finger in your butt
if you hate it, you're a real man
i kind of like it
i like it a lot
Quote from: burzumfan420 on November 08, 2009, 06:17:58 AM
i like it a lot
ok now put a penis in your butt
do you like it?
sometimes i put my hand on my balls
Just because they're there.
Quote from: JMV on November 08, 2009, 09:51:33 AM
sometimes i put my hand on my balls
Just because they're there.
Me too man. Sometimes when I'm falling asleep my hands won't be doing anything so I'll just grab my dick and be like yeah I'm a man as I fall asleep.
I must say that I do enjoy gazing upon a sizable pair of breasticles.
Quote from: Zach on November 08, 2009, 10:44:57 AM
I must say that I do enjoy gazing upon a sizable pair of breasticles.
breasts covered in ice
or breasts made from ice huhdoodame;
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 08, 2009, 10:59:46 AM
breasts covered in ice
or breasts made from ice huhdoodame;
i'm sure you'd enjoy both n_u
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 08, 2009, 11:20:26 AM
and you wouldn't :|
I definitely
would :|
[spoiler]
especially the first one[/spoiler]
[spoiler]especially if it's ice
cream yes;[/spoiler]
i am the alpha male of this thread fuck you all
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 08, 2009, 10:59:46 AM
breasts covered in ice
or breasts made from ice huhdoodame;
Breasts made from ice.
nsfw?
[spoiler](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/64/226222569_8471b54138.jpg)[/spoiler]
Quote from: Cookie on November 08, 2009, 11:46:59 AM
Breasts made from ice.
nsfw?
[spoiler](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/64/226222569_8471b54138.jpg)[/spoiler]
pfffhahaha
Quote from: Cookie on November 08, 2009, 11:46:59 AM
Breasts made from ice.
nsfw?
[spoiler](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/64/226222569_8471b54138.jpg)[/spoiler]
NO
THEY HAVE TO BE MADE OUT OF SOFT ICE faggot
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 08, 2009, 09:58:02 AM
Me too man. Sometimes when I'm falling asleep my hands won't be doing anything so I'll just grab my dick and be like yeah I'm a man as I fall asleep.
too funny
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 08, 2009, 10:59:46 AM
breasts covered in ice
or breasts made from ice huhdoodame;
he said breasticles, not breastsicles baddood;
It's like testicles, gettit lol
Quote from: Hïro on November 08, 2009, 01:05:40 PM
he said breasticles, not breastsicles baddood;
It's like testicles, gettit lol
lol
AND TWINS
I just took a really manly shit.
So tonight, I got a steak, and cooked it rare.
Because I'm a man.
Real men eat their steaks raw baddood; imposter...
Quote from: Cookie on November 09, 2009, 09:49:05 AM
So tonight, I got a steak, and cooked it rare.
Because I'm a man.
You must be all about variety.
Your name's Cookie, you have a half-eaten waffle as your pic, and you're talking about steak. Now that's a conspiracy.
THIS TOPIC IS NOT MANLY ENOUGH FOR ME
Quote from: The Tricker on November 09, 2009, 10:53:15 AM
You must be all about variety.
Your name's Cookie, you have a half-eaten waffle as your pic, and you're talking about steak. Now that's a conspiracy.
I LIKE BREAKFAST FOR DINNER, COOKIE IS SHORT FOR COOKIE MONSTER AND I LIKE TO EAT STEAK FOR A LIGHT SNACK.
DON'T YOU GUYS HATE IT WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO RELAX WITH A COLD ONE AND A SANDWICH AFTER A DAY AT THE CONSTRUCTION SITE AND YOUR BITCH IS PMSIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE?
JESUS
Quote from: Cookie on November 09, 2009, 11:04:53 AM
I LIKE BREAKFAST FOR DINNER, COOKIE IS SHORT FOR COOKIE MONSTER AND I LIKE TO EAT STEAK FOR A LIGHT SNACK.
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
Quote from: The Tricker on November 09, 2009, 11:33:59 AM
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING TYPING IN CAPS MEANS IM YELLING? ITS JUST THE MANLY THING TO DO
Quote from: Cookie on November 09, 2009, 12:49:18 PM
WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING TYPING IN CAPS MEANS IM YELLING? ITS JUST THE MANLY THING TO DO
OH OK THEN ALLOW ME TO FIT IN.
Hai everyone!
I JUST CAME HOME AND ALL OF A SUDDEN ITS A PROBLEM THAT I DONT LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT DOWN
FUUUUUUUUCK
Quote from: Kevin on November 10, 2009, 09:48:13 AM
I JUST CAME HOME AND ALL OF A SUDDEN ITS A PROBLEM THAT I DONT LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT DOWN
FUUUUUUUUCK
C'mon bro, that's a simple request. I also have a simple request for you: PISS THE FUCK ALL OVER THAT MOTHERFUCKING SEAT
so my facial hair is getting nasty
should i shave it or stay the course
Quote from: Zach on November 11, 2009, 07:48:31 AM
so my facial hair is getting nasty
should i shave it or stay the course
Keep it going akudood;
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 10, 2009, 10:11:39 AM
C'mon bro, that's a simple request. I also have a simple request for you: PISS THE FUCK ALL OVER THAT MOTHERFUCKING SEAT
FUCKKKK YEAHHHHHH
Mippo, you are the least manly member on this entire site. I'm sure Lacey has a bigger dick than you.
I SPED UP TO PASS A HANDICAP DRIVER AND DID NOT REGRET ONE SECOND OF IT.
Quote from: Wrench on November 11, 2009, 02:21:28 PM
I SPED UP TO PASS A HANDICAP DRIVER AND DID NOT REGRET ONE SECOND OF IT.
That reminds me that yesterday I almost tripped over a blind guy's seeing stick thing.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 11, 2009, 02:23:22 PM
That reminds me that yesterday I almost tripped over a blind guy's seeing stick thing.
At work I kept hitting the old lady's wheelchair whenever I was near the table. akudood;
Quote from: Julius on November 11, 2009, 11:13:28 AM
Mippo, you are the least manly member on this entire site. I'm sure Lacey has a bigger dick than you.
You would fantasize about my dick FAGGOT. Yeah thas right.
Quote from: Kevin on November 12, 2009, 12:25:26 PM
You would fantasize about my dick FAGGOT. Yeah thas right.
You know, I was just thinking "I bet Mippo isn't as much of an idiot as he comes off on the internet." This makes me think otherwise.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 12, 2009, 12:26:27 PM
You know, I was just thinking "I bet Mippo isn't as much of an idiot as he comes off on the internet." This makes me think otherwise.
yeah whatever FAGGOT, go fantasize about MY DICK, that's right
I love this thread.
Quote from: Kevin on November 12, 2009, 12:25:26 PM
You would fantasize about my dick FAGGOT. Yeah thas right.
Quote from: Socks on November 12, 2009, 02:10:27 PM
yeah whatever FAGGOT, go fantasize about MY DICK, that's right
HIGH FUCKING FIVES, MENS
Women are equal and deserve respect.
Just kidding, they should suck my dick.
I can't stop laughing at you Hyper. n_u
Quote from: Socks on November 12, 2009, 02:10:27 PM
yeah whatever FAGGOT, go fantasize about MY DICK, that's right
FUCK YOU ILL DRINK TO THAT. WHO WANTS MORE BRUSKIES BRO?
I feel out of place in this thread. :(
I didn't FEEL like doing shit. So I just stayed in my bed and played with my morning WOOD. akudood;
Quote from: Snowy620 on November 13, 2009, 03:25:34 AM
Hey I'm manly, can I post here?
if you were a real MAN, you wouldn't have asked for permission, you would've made this thread your bitch
I trimmed my facial hair. I couldn't stand it any longer.
I want to take a dump on your chest.
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 13, 2009, 11:24:44 AM
I want to take a dump on your chest.
let me unbutton my shirt
SOCKS AND HYPER WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER. Y/Y n_u
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 14, 2009, 02:05:58 PM
SOCKS AND HYPER WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER. Y/Y n_u
both of our names have 5 letters akudood;
How is this thread still going?
Quote from: l a c e y on November 14, 2009, 04:27:11 PM
How is this thread still going?
gee i dunno lacey it might be because people keep posting in it
Quote from: Lain on November 14, 2009, 04:36:12 PM
gee i dunno lacey it might be because people keep posting in it
Well no shit. I got that much. But I mean it's not a very interesting thread you dick.
Quote from: l a c e y on November 14, 2009, 04:51:06 PM
Well no shit. I got that much. But I mean it's not a very interesting thread you dick.
who you calling a dick you twat
Quote from: l a c e y on November 14, 2009, 04:51:06 PM
Well no shit. I got that much. But I mean it's not a very interesting thread you dick.
MAYBE NOT TO YOU SINCE YOU HAVE A VAGINA. THAT'S NOT VERY MANLY.
Quote from: l a c e y on November 14, 2009, 04:51:06 PM
Well no shit. I got that much. But I mean it's not a very interesting thread you dick.
You wouldn't understand, because you're just a silly girl.
hey fellow men
when you piss do you aim at the water or right above the water to not make any noise?
Quote from: JMV on November 14, 2009, 05:37:30 PM
hey fellow men
when you piss do you aim at the water or right above the water to not make any noise?
completely depends
if i'm alone or it's just people i'm really comfortable with, i make as much noise as i want
if i'm with a lady or people i'm not comfortable with, or i don't want to be rude, i aim above to reduce the noise
always above, the noise bothers me when other people make it so i avoid making it myself, since i expect them to avoid doing so as well
it's kind of silly really, but hearing piss just gives me ideas and images i'd rather not have
[spoiler]OF COURSE, IF A WOMAN TOLD ME NOT TO MAKE THE NOISE, I'D DO IT JUST TO LET HER KNOW WHO'S THE MAN[/spoiler]
Depends if im the only one in there...
Usually above i find the noise kind of annoying.
Sometimes I find that if I aim above my piss will splash back at me. I like to get a bowl depth perception before I choose either one.
Thats actually very true.
I hate it when that happens.
But im pretty good about finding the right spot to aim at.
I hate it here. I think everyone thinks its so cool to piss on the floor or something, because the guys restrooms always have piss on the floor. Everywhere. (At school). Lucky for me i don't wear sandals. Ever.
And the girls tell me theres never piss on the floor, i wonder why? Ha.
If I'm home alone I make it as loud as possible. If there are people there I try not to make noise.
However, if I'm somewhere where the lock on the bathroom door doesn't work and someone at that location is a chronic "Don't knock, I'll just walk on in when the light is on and the door is closed"er I try to make noise to avoid them walking in on me during my piss.
That makes a lot of sense.
Ever use the urinals?
I used to use 'em often, but often found people peering over, and got tired of their nosiness.
I'm not embarrassed or anything, just don't like nosy people.
I don't use public bathrooms, ever.
I do when i have to piss.
But i don't like to use the urinals, i won't use them unless i have to.
Because i notice a lot of unnecessary glancing from the guy next to me.
'Straight' my ass.
They all look even if they don't admit to it.
Quote from: JMV on November 15, 2009, 04:23:20 AM
I don't use public bathrooms, ever.
I used the stalls at work. I never go to the bathroom at school. :O
Good don't the floor is probably littered with piss.
i've never used a school bathroom before and if i ever have to use a public bathroom i use the stalls because urinals are way way too uncensored akudood;
Quote from: Ted on November 15, 2009, 04:37:48 AM
i've never used a school bathroom before and if i ever have to use a public bathroom i use the stalls because urinals are way way too uncensored akudood;
This. I don't want someone lusting over my dick.
Well i didn't mind the uncensored part, i kind of figured that if i'm the gay one and i don't look at anyone, then the 'straight' ones wouldn't. But apparently i was wrong. So now these 'stares' make me feel uncomfortable. So stall it is.
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 04:27:41 AM
'Straight' my ass.
You'd like that, wouldn't you baddood;
Quote from: Cookie on November 15, 2009, 04:38:56 AM
This. I don't want someone lusting over my dick.
they wouldn't be able to see yours anyway akudood;
Quote from: YPR on November 15, 2009, 04:40:39 AM
You'd like that, wouldn't you baddood;
Yes of course!
No. Lol.
Quote from: The Tricker on November 15, 2009, 04:40:54 AM
they wouldn't be able to see yours anyway akudood;
And yours would be any different? n_u
Damn it.
I think it'd be better if they couldn't see it.
ha.
what the hell
first of all, why wouldn't you aim for the water? i honestly don't think someone will get disgusted or annoyed at you if they hear you pissing in a bathroom. god forbid anyone do that. doodhuh;
second, if you don't use public bathrooms, how the hell do you hold it in all day? do you not drink anything at all? doodthing;
1.) I do hit the water, just sometimes it annoys me so i don't.
2.) I do use public bathrooms, i drink way too much stuff during the day.
Quote from: Nyerp on November 15, 2009, 05:02:50 AM
second, if you don't use public bathrooms, how the hell do you hold it in all day? do you not drink anything at all? doodthing;
I probably don't drink as much as I should, but it's never really hard to avoid using a bathroom for 8 hours at a time if it's not convenient. I never use the rest stops on the way from PA to michigan or wisconsin
I have to use them everyday, god damn I really think people in my school have no control over their penises. I see piss everywhere, sometimes on the walls and outside the stalls. akudood;
See? Thats how my schools are also
Once there was feces on the stall walls :O id hate to be a janitor
I don't take shits in public restrooms.
Quote from: Nyerp on November 15, 2009, 05:02:50 AM
what the hell
first of all, why wouldn't you aim for the water? i honestly don't think someone will get disgusted or annoyed at you if they hear you pissing in a bathroom. god forbid anyone do that. doodhuh;
second, if you don't use public bathrooms, how the hell do you hold it in all day? do you not drink anything at all? doodthing;
When you don't have fat crushing your bladder it's relatively easy to hold it. akudood;
true and i dont shit in public restrooms either
Quote from: JMV on November 15, 2009, 05:32:01 AM
When you don't have fat crushing your bladder it's relatively easy to hold it. akudood;
wow man you just blew my mind and changed my life
Quote from: Nyerp on November 15, 2009, 05:34:00 AM
wow man you just blew my mind and changed my life
You're welcome.
Um, I don't find it hard to hold it it. About two weeks ago, I held it in from the beginning of second period [~08:30] until I got home at 15:11. doodhuh;
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 05:13:30 AM
See? Thats how my schools are also
Once there was feces on the stall walls :O id hate to be a janitor
I remember I didn't use the school bathroom for the remainder of Elementary School after I went in to the bathroom in 4th grade, looked straight ahead, saw a kid taking a shit on the urinal with shit all over his hands and shirt, walked out and never returned. akudood;
Quote from: JMV on November 15, 2009, 05:32:01 AM
When you don't have fat crushing your bladder it's relatively easy to hold it. akudood;
or, you know, maybe some people have overactive bladders
Dude that is pretty gross.
Shit all over your hands and shirt sounds like an awful sight
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 04:33:45 AM
Good don't the floor is probably littered with piss.
they are <3333333333333
Lol im assuming you haven't seen the floors yellow yellow and smell the nasty urine smell
i never use the bathroom at school but if i stayed after or something i use the urinal
I only do that when theres nobody around
As i said people like to stare
Its not like im extra small or extra huge so why can't they stare at their own fucking junk
lol
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 06:37:48 AM
I only do that when theres nobody around
As i said people like to stare
Its not like im extra small or extra huge so why can't they stare at their own fucking junk
lol
This. baddood;
Quote from: JMV on November 15, 2009, 04:23:20 AM
I don't use public bathrooms, ever.
I do, because thankfully our floor bathroom is kept pretty clean.
Well lucky you
this thread sucks now
Why?
you're right, nyerp
it needs more MAN
So im not MAN enough for ye?
Quick guys, no homo, post your dicks, I will look for JMV's picture of his in my computer. THE POWER OF GOD
Did he just call me a homo?
loll.
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 06:56:20 AM
Did he just call me a homo?
loll.
no he's saying that it's not homo but post your dicks anyway
BUT I WILL NOT FALL FOR THIS TRICKERY, IT IS MOST HOMO
Quote from: Lain on November 15, 2009, 06:59:30 AM
no he's saying that it's not homo but post your dicks anyway
BUT I WILL NOT FALL FOR THIS TRICKERY, IT IS MOST HOMO
no homo brah
has anyone ever actually done that?
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 15, 2009, 04:44:38 AM
And yours would be any different? n_u
at least mine has style
Lol, style...
duke nukem
[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg[/youtube][/spoiler]
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 07:01:58 AM
has anyone ever actually done that?
JMV and Rustoneal have. Both had small penises. baddood;
Quote from: fluxus on November 15, 2009, 07:08:31 AM
duke nukem
THE RED CYCLONE IS PRETTY GODDAMN MANLY TOO BRAH
Damn can't beleive they actually did that
I don't know i don't think id do that
...
It'd be weird.
I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
Quote from: Hank Hill on November 15, 2009, 07:18:12 AM
I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
EAT SHIT AND DIE
lol balls balls balls
thats funny
i have balls of...wood!
idk...
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 07:20:39 AM
lol balls balls balls
thats funny
i have balls of...wood!
idk...
doodthing;
....
i was just saying anything
I tend to forget I have the regular doodthing emote ABP-blocked so sometimes it looks like people are just seconding quotes.
I prefer it that way, actually. giggle;
Quote from: Thyme on November 15, 2009, 07:27:07 AM
I tend to forget I have the regular doodthing emote ABP-blocked so sometimes it looks like people are just seconding quotes.
I prefer it that way, actually. giggle;
why would you block doodthing
this is heresy, you're ignoring the ambiguous one
Quote from: Lain on November 15, 2009, 07:25:34 AM
doodthing;
Hey lay off the newbie, we'll make a man of out him yet
I dislike ambiguity in emotes. baddood;
Quote from: YPR on November 15, 2009, 07:29:15 AM
Hey lay off the newbie, we'll make a man of out him yet
i wasn't being mean, it was just more like a "wat" moment
Quote from: Lain on November 15, 2009, 07:30:09 AM
i wasn't being mean, it was just more like a "wat" moment
doodthing seems to be more condescending to me
doodhuh; huhdoodame; goonish
I don't get half of them:/
Quote from: YPR on November 15, 2009, 07:31:52 AM
doodthing seems to be more condescending to me
doodhuh; huhdoodame; goonish
Yeah, people here were using it as a replacement to Nsider's indifferent smiley and I got tired of that.
Hiro still uses doodhuh; the same way but whatever. maps;
are we talking about wood AWESOME
[spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmhjmYI8p7E[/spoiler]
yes
Quote from: Ted on November 15, 2009, 08:32:32 AM
are we talking about wood AWESOME
[spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmhjmYI8p7E[/spoiler]
fucking tec giggle;
also the other day i spent fourteen hours in school and didn't use the bathroom once, probably not the best idea in the world but befuddlement
and once i walked into the bathroom to get tissues and i opened the door to find someone with his entire arm, up to his elbow, in the fly on his jeans 5thgrade;
LOL woodman!
and wtf that would have made me laugh
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 08:36:55 AM
LOL woodman!
and wtf that would have made me laugh
i backed out of the bathroom wondering what he was trying to do, then burst out laughing
i think he may have seen my face and heard me ;_;
What explanation could you possibly come up with for that situation?
I wouldn't know what to say.
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 08:41:47 AM
What explanation could you possibly come up with for that situation?
I wouldn't know what to say.
i don't know what he was doing but it was uncomfortable and hilarious ;_;
Well what reason could you have for that?
'My penis fell' ?
or
'I can't find my penis'?
Something along those lines?
Quote from: Ted on November 15, 2009, 08:32:32 AM
are we talking about wood AWESOME
[spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmhjmYI8p7E[/spoiler]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8c8qpeOZTk
LOL geez hard man and wood man
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 15, 2009, 08:48:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8c8qpeOZTk
[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsz0UIRs-J4[/youtube][/spoiler]
><>
whats with all these mega man themes?
I told my floor manager that I bear no responsibility for the incompetence of other servers. And I suggested she reconsider her attitude. BECAUSE I AM A MAN GODDAMN IT.
[spoiler]and because her boss is my niece's godfather wariodood;[/spoiler]
yes
Quote from: Socks on November 14, 2009, 04:52:31 PM
who you calling a dick you twat
Not you. There was a man who had a baby.
Lol how he said that was great 'who are you calling a dick you twat'
guize im horny
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 12:31:30 PM
There was a man who had a baby.
i had a baby for lunch the other day, your point?
no
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:00:01 PM
ehh thats a problem isn't it?
hey...hey jack...could you get that soap for me? ...yeah...the one on the ground...
haha nice, but no i don't do that.
but if you pick up the soap then something might happen
kidding...
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:03:38 PM
i had a baby for lunch the other day, your point?
He actually gave birth to a child.
That can't be possible...
Can it?
if a tranny has a baby he is still a woman
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:10:39 PM
That can't be possible...
Can it?
i think she's talking about that transman who kept his female parts and was able to conceive babbies sillydood;
so i'm not sure if it counts befuddlement
That doesn't count
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:08:04 PM
He actually gave birth to a child.
yeah, and i fucking told you i ate it for lunch
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:13:41 PM
yeah, and i fucking told you i ate it for lunch
OH you ate the baby HE had. How did that taste?
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:28:02 PM
OH you ate the baby HE had. How did that taste?
meh i've had better tasting babies
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:28:02 PM
OH you ate the baby HE had. How did that taste?
like fried chicken and grape soda
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:31:34 PM
like fried chicken and grape soda
Fried chicken is gross. I like grape pop though. Only if it's Crush.
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:32:27 PM
Fried chicken is gross. I like grape pop though. Only if it's Crush.
>:/
Did that fly over your head too?
No.
nigga what the fuck is grape juice, i said grape drink nigga
where do all these smileys come from D:
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:35:28 PM
nigga what the fuck is grape juice, i said grape drink nigga
Purple drank.
can someone ban lacey from the man thread
GRAPEDRANKISHA
ima perice my dick
Quote from: JMV on November 15, 2009, 01:49:15 PM
ima perice my dick
You would to be badass too. baddood;
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 15, 2009, 01:41:24 PM
can someone ban lacey from the man thread
Can someone ban you?
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:50:38 PM
Can someone ban you?
shouldn't you be out sucking cock???
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 15, 2009, 01:52:50 PM
shouldn't you be out sucking cock???
Lol that was good! Funny
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 15, 2009, 01:52:50 PM
shouldn't you be out sucking cock???
No it's Sunday. I don't see my boyfriend on Sundays. Football.
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 02:01:59 PM
No it's Sunday. I don't see my boyfriend on Sundays. Football.
Do you really have a boyfriend?
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 02:05:25 PM
Yes I actually do.
Am i the only person on earth who is still single?
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 02:05:49 PM
Am i the only person on earth who is still single?
No I'm pretty sure the majority of people on earth are actually single. How old are you?
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 02:05:49 PM
Am i the only person on earth who is still single?
no yes;
GODDAMN IT LACEY.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD.
JESUS CHRIST.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 15, 2009, 02:15:28 PM
GODDAMN IT LACEY.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD.
JESUS CHRIST.
Make me.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 15, 2009, 02:15:28 PM
GODDAMN IT LACEY.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD.
JESUS CHRIST.
quick mop, give her a 69 hour ban
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 15, 2009, 02:17:29 PM
quick mop, give her a 69 hour ban
Give your mom a 69 hour ban.
HIS MOM GAVE ME A 69 HOUR BAN
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 15, 2009, 02:17:29 PM
quick mop, give her a 69 hour ban
If I could I would.
Hold on, making negotiations with JMV.
Me and JMV are bestfriends.
Lacey,
you are banned from mane thred
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 15, 2009, 02:21:31 PM
If I could I would.
cmon pops we all know you're secret admin, the man behind the curtain.
what the fuck all this fucking pollution baddood;
fuck yes its paris
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOvGa-8-Lns[/youtube]
this is definitely one of my favorite manthems of all time
Carl Sagan is the manilest man ever.
no that would be Les Stroud
Don't know who it would be but i fucking love les stroud
no im the manliest man alive
Quote from: Echo on November 16, 2009, 03:44:04 AM
no im the manliest man alive
Maddox would beg to differ
Let him, we can joust on top of bears to prove who is manliest
Quote from: Socks on November 16, 2009, 03:52:37 AM
Maddox would beg to differ
lol
JMV is the definition of a man
Quote from: Socks on November 16, 2009, 03:52:37 AM
Maddox would beg to differ
Maddox stopped being funny and relevant years ago. akudood;
Quote from: JMV on November 16, 2009, 06:11:53 AM
Maddox stopped being funny and relevant years ago. akudood;
and yet he keeps making money madood;
haha maddox
socks you fag
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 16, 2009, 09:28:34 AM
haha maddox
socks you fag
he told lacy to suck his dick like four times.
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 16, 2009, 09:43:10 AM
<3
here are some manly socks as a gift
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/adaptiveblue_img/topics/p/socks)
Quote from: Socks on November 16, 2009, 09:52:00 AM
here are some manly socks as a gift
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/adaptiveblue_img/topics/p/socks)
um where are the other half of the socks
I FUCKING HATE ODD SOCKS, SOCKS. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 16, 2009, 09:55:59 AM
um where are the other half of the socks
I FUCKING HATE ODD SOCKS, SOCKS. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/adaptiveblue_img/topics/p/socks)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/adaptiveblue_img/topics/p/socks)
better? :(
Quote from: Socks on November 16, 2009, 10:00:14 AM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/adaptiveblue_img/topics/p/socks)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/adaptiveblue_img/topics/p/socks)
better? :(
ya thnx
real men don't wear socks or shoes for that matter
i have a sock fetish so i'm excused
Quote from: Socks on November 16, 2009, 09:52:00 AM
here are some manly socks as a gift
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/adaptiveblue_img/topics/p/socks)
Those are manly
Quote from: justjack on November 16, 2009, 10:16:16 AM
Those are manly
this has already been established jack lol
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 16, 2009, 10:19:05 AM
this has already been established jack lol
Yes and they are great.
You know there is something very weird i had a dream about the other day and lets say it involved a wedding ring, it looked like this.
[spoiler](http://media.redgaloshes.com/sq/273/013605.jpg)[/spoiler]
I need not explain the dream though.
Quote from: justjack on November 16, 2009, 10:23:13 AM
Yes and they are great.
You know there is something very weird i had a dream about the other day and lets say it involved a wedding ring, it looked like this.
[spoiler](http://media.redgaloshes.com/sq/273/013605.jpg)[/spoiler]
I need not explain the dream though.
jack are you proposing to me
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 16, 2009, 10:33:40 AM
jack are you proposing to me
maybe too manly even for the man thread
Quote from: Socks on November 16, 2009, 10:35:44 AM
maybe too manly even for the man thread
Funny
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 16, 2009, 10:33:40 AM
jack are you proposing to me
No Emu Dragon i am not proposing to you. I had a dream i proposed to someone though and thats where the ring came in. It looked like that but it was all dark silver/tungsten/or what it is.
i am a man
i skipped a class today guys badass
I FELT SO UNLEASH THE BEAST
Quote from: Ted on November 16, 2009, 10:51:55 AM
i skipped a class today guys badass
I FELT SO UNLEASH THE BEAST
Study hall is barely a class. UNLEASH THE BEAST
Quote from: Trevor on November 16, 2009, 10:51:50 AM
i am a man
Yes we know
Quote from: Ted on November 16, 2009, 10:51:55 AM
i skipped a class today guys badass
I FELT SO UNLEASH THE BEAST
We don't even have study hall
Quote from: justjack on November 16, 2009, 10:49:04 AM
No Emu Dragon i am not proposing to you. I had a dream i proposed to someone though and thats where the ring came in. It looked like that but it was all dark silver/tungsten/or what it is.
are you asking me to be your best man
Aww 5thgrade;
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 16, 2009, 10:59:59 AM
are you asking me to be your best man
Well i guess that would be alright but i don't even have anyone to marry!
I've been single for 3 years.
And the guy i have always counted on being single got a girlfriend.
:/
This sucks.
Quote from: justjack on November 16, 2009, 11:01:27 AM
Well i guess that would be alright but i don't even have anyone to marry!
I've been single for 3 years.
And the guy i have always counted on being single got a girlfriend.
:/
This sucks.
Is he bi or something
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 16, 2009, 10:53:40 AM
Study hall is barely a class. UNLEASH THE BEAST
actually, it isn't a class at all, we really just do whatever for 40 minutes goowan
i chose to skip and snuck into the library spam;
Quote from: YPR on November 16, 2009, 11:02:20 AM
Is he bi or something
No hes straight and a good friend of mine.
But hes never had anyone since middle school.
and this white girl moved here from minnesota and they started dating.
Everyone is taken now. I feel bad im still single and have been forever.
Quote from: Ted on November 16, 2009, 11:04:25 AM
actually, it isn't a class at all, we really just do whatever for 40 minutes goowan
i chose to skip and snuck into the library spam;
I wish we still had study halls. cry;
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 16, 2009, 11:07:42 AM
I wish we still had study halls. cry;
i thought you hated study halls :|
Quote from: Ted on November 16, 2009, 11:09:56 AM
i thought you hated study halls :|
But it would give me an excuse to be an badass and skip. baddood;
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 16, 2009, 11:10:50 AM
But it would give me an excuse to be an badass and skip. baddood;
we could skip together cjlubdoods;
Quote from: Ted on November 16, 2009, 11:09:56 AM
i thought you hated study halls :|
I wish i knew what they were like
I had a study hall last year, an independent study, and a research period.
For the study hall i never once when in badass I just slept
for the independent study we just hung out played games went to get coffee and donuts being the badasses we were leaving school without permission badass
then for the research period i just went home and played games
i win again tec
Quote from: Ted on November 16, 2009, 11:11:37 AM
we could skip together cjlubdoods;
Yes. We could steal all the kids' lunch money. baddood;
Wow
Quote from: Echo on November 16, 2009, 11:13:27 AM
I had a study hall last year, an independent study, and a research period.
For the study hall i never once when in badass I just slept
for the independent study we just hung out played games went to get coffee and donuts being the badasses we were leaving school without permission badass
then for the research period i just went home and played games
i win again tec
You are so lucky
Quote from: Echo on November 16, 2009, 11:13:27 AM
I had a study hall last year, an independent study, and a research period.
For the study hall i never once when in badass I just slept
for the independent study we just hung out played games went to get coffee and donuts being the badasses we were leaving school without permission badass
then for the research period i just went home and played games
i win again tec
...you may have won the battle but the war is just beginning :'(
sorry but this belong in the boys thread
Quote from: Socks on November 16, 2009, 11:27:50 AM
sorry but this belong in the boys thread
did you ever do manly things in school socks wariodood;
Quote from: Ted on November 16, 2009, 11:28:35 AM
did you ever do manly things in school socks wariodood;
does getting a BJ in the basement during 5th period of Junior year count?
Quote from: Socks on November 16, 2009, 11:29:42 AM
does getting a BJ in the basement during 5th period of Junior year count?
From a woman? man? thing? unidentified?
Quote from: justjack on November 16, 2009, 11:31:14 AM
From a woman? man? thing? unidentified?
sorry when you're not a faggot it does not seem necessary to include the obvious
Quote from: Socks on November 16, 2009, 11:32:24 AM
sorry when you're not a faggot it does not seem necessary to include the obvious
alright faggot haha
getting awfully tired of this thread
Quote from: Nyerp on November 16, 2009, 12:33:06 PM
getting awfully tired of this thread
Why?
Don't like talking of weird gay innuendos
piss
socks
sex
skipping
danger and action?
lol
Quote from: Nyerp on November 16, 2009, 12:33:06 PM
getting awfully tired of this thread
Get the blood out of your vagina already.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 16, 2009, 12:34:32 PM
Get the blood out of your vagina already.
there is
sand in my vagina, not blood sir
lol or an air bubble
Quote from: Nyerp on November 16, 2009, 12:33:06 PM
getting awfully tired of this thread
for once i agree with you. this thread isn't manly anymore.
Quote from: RDX on November 16, 2009, 12:43:32 PM
for once i agree with you. this thread isn't manly anymore.
ITS CAUSE YOUR ICON IS A FUCKING CARE BEAR.
MEN DONT CARE
MY ICON IS FUCKING MANLY
faggotry is a bannable offense
better?
Is that Ku Klux Bear?
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 16, 2009, 12:52:28 PM
Is that Ku Klux Bear?
maybe
Quote from: justjack on November 16, 2009, 12:52:43 PM
Are you guilty?
ouch jack just insulted someone.
hey jack we only have ~2 hours until the posting day is over. can you make it?
Quote from: justjack on November 16, 2009, 12:52:43 PM
Are you guilty?
only for you...and possibly socks, baby.
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 16, 2009, 12:55:53 PM
only for you...and possibly socks, baby.
Your funny man, just a question do you see a universally constant correlation between manliness and sexual orientation?
Quote from: RDX on November 16, 2009, 12:54:02 PM
maybe
ouch jack just insulted someone.
hey jack we only have ~2 hours until the posting day is over. can you make it?
Ahh dude i don't think so fucking chem shits taking my time and making it mean nothing
if only i could stop time
Quote from: RDX on November 16, 2009, 12:50:21 PM
better?
No.
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g270/m6mm2m/care_bear3_1.jpg)
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 16, 2009, 12:59:27 PM
No.
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g270/m6mm2m/care_bear3_1.jpg)
even though it's a nazi it's still adorable, and unmanly akudood;
Quote from: justjack on November 16, 2009, 12:57:05 PM
Your funny man, just a question do you see a universally constant correlation between manliness and sexual orientation?
who doesn't? fags are feminine, everyone knows that.
do you actually consider men and women as equals?
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 16, 2009, 01:03:20 PM
who doesn't? fags are feminine, everyone knows that.
do you actually consider men and women as equals?
So you automatically equate me as being feminine? or i don't count as a fag? Is every gay guy a fag?
No honestly sometimes i don't, its conditional.
Quote from: justjack on November 16, 2009, 01:05:06 PM
So you automatically equate me as being feminine? or i don't count as a fag? Is every gay guy a fag?
i am just being stereotypical here lol
do you like to go shoe shopping? if yes then you are infact a fag
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 16, 2009, 01:10:27 PM
i am just being stereotypical here lol
do you like to go shoe shopping? if yes then you are infact a fag
I dislike any type of shopping. Except for computer/pars/software shoppping<3
But its not like i have money to do that.
JACK THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BOOBS
Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 16, 2009, 01:13:25 PM
JACK THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BOOBS
do you hear that me86 giggle;
THIS IS A MAN THREAD
NOT A FUCKING LITTLE GIRLY ASS THREAD
SOME OF US ARE NOT LITTLE GIRLY GIRLS. baddood;
JUST SHAKE THAT ASS BITCH AND LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT
Quote from: Nyerp on November 16, 2009, 01:17:23 PM
JUST SHAKE THAT ASS BITCH AND LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT
You first. giggle;
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 16, 2009, 01:18:15 PM
You first. giggle;
i'll shake you mine if you shake me yours ;D
year 2000 jlh boobs!!!!!!!
[spoiler]
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/jennifer-love-hewitt-pregnant.jpg)[/spoiler]
RAE THIS IS THE MAN THREAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This is where i don't post pictures.
And when i just agree.
Quote from: Cookie on November 16, 2009, 12:44:04 PM
ITS CAUSE YOUR ICON IS A FUCKING CARE BEAR.
MEN DONT CARE
ONLY TRUE MEN APPRECIATE CARE BEARS
Quote from: The Tricker on November 16, 2009, 01:25:59 PM
ONLY TRUE MEN APPRECIATE CARE BEARS
Who told you this lie?
NSFW BOOBS
[spoiler]( . Y . )[/spoiler]
I POPPED A BONER
DUDE THAT WAS GREAT
Quote from: Nyerp on November 16, 2009, 01:29:20 PM
I BUSTED A NUT
I hope you remembered to clean up this time.
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 16, 2009, 01:33:58 PM
I hope you remembered to clean up this time.
help i got cum on my keyboard
one time i was with this girl
she was wearing a bracelet that her friend made for her
she wacked me off once and i came all over her bracelet
then she told her friend that made it for her
they still make fun of me for it
I'M A MAN THE POWER OF GOD
Quote from: Trevor on November 16, 2009, 01:39:33 PM
one time i was with this girl
she was wearing a bracelet that her friend made for her
she wacked me off once and i came all over her bracelet
then she told her friend that made it for her
they still make fun of me for it
I'M A MAN THE POWER OF GOD
Lol
bukkake
I once fell off my bike and skidded down a hill face first. I go up and rode my bike home. akudood;
Quote from: JMV on November 16, 2009, 02:20:31 PM
I go up and rode my bike home. akudood;
you went to heaven? :3
Guys I'm listening to a band called Man Man
This is manly y / n
Not as manly as my melodic death metal badass
Quote from: JMV on November 16, 2009, 02:24:05 PM
Guys I'm listening to a band called Man Man
This is manly y / n
n
If you question it being manly, then it is obviously not.
Quote from: Wrench on November 16, 2009, 02:23:23 PM
JMV would kick Gods ass
someone make this an arcade game
Quote from: Wrench on November 16, 2009, 02:26:16 PM
n
If you question it being manly, then it is obviously not.
I said "This is manly" I did not question it. cjlubdoods;
Quote from: JMV on November 16, 2009, 02:27:24 PM
I said "This is manly" I did not question it. cjlubdoods;
Oh lawdy, I am seeing things backwards.
Instead of apologizing, I acknowledge it being manly. badass
Quote from: JMV on November 16, 2009, 02:27:24 PM
I said "This is manly" I did not question it. cjlubdoods;
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
just take your "y / n" and swallow it like a man
Quote from: Socks on November 16, 2009, 02:30:00 PM
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
just take your "y / n" and swallow it like a man
no is not an option in the man thread
No is just a hidden yes. O_0
Quote from: JMV on November 16, 2009, 02:32:21 PM
no is not an option in the man thread
No is just a hidden yes. O_0
your faggetry is a hidden yes
jmv i'm going to have to ask you to give yourself a 69 hour ban
Quote from: Socks on November 16, 2009, 02:33:17 PM
your faggetry is a hidden yes
your mom is a hidden dragon
Quote from: JMV on November 16, 2009, 02:44:53 PM
your mom is a hidden dragon
you bring up mom's in the man thread? (http://i34.tinypic.com/2rr8is1.gif) (http://i34.tinypic.com/2rr8is1.gif) (http://i34.tinypic.com/2rr8is1.gif)
Quote from: Socks on November 16, 2009, 03:01:34 PM
you bring up mom's in the man thread? (http://i34.tinypic.com/2rr8is1.gif) (http://i34.tinypic.com/2rr8is1.gif) (http://i34.tinypic.com/2rr8is1.gif)
mom's what akudood;
i'm too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants
so sexy it hurts
Quote from: Spork on November 16, 2009, 10:22:39 PM
i'm too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants
so sexy it hurts
Those lyrics don't follow one another.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 17, 2009, 03:57:10 AM
Those lyrics don't follow one another.
he never wears shirts and is just looking for an excuse to take his pants off
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 16, 2009, 01:20:22 PM
RAE THIS IS THE MAN THREAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING
MAKING NYERP A MANLY MAN. giggle;
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 17, 2009, 05:51:52 AM
MAKING NYERP A MANLY MAN. giggle;
But it's Nyerp. You don't know where he's been.
to hell and back
guys today i stroked my cock
it was excellent
then i farted.
Quote from: C Mongler on November 17, 2009, 11:47:28 AM
guys today i stroked my cock
it was excellent
then i farted.
me too bro thumbup;
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 17, 2009, 06:51:48 AM
But it's Nyerp. You don't know where he's been.
But he can't get through my invisible shield so I'm fine. n_u
Quote from: Nyerp on November 17, 2009, 11:58:47 AM
me too bro thumbup;
add me to the list dude thumbup;
I took a piss today with the door open, sister walked by and I said what up bitch?
Because I am a man.
i skipped study hall today again
they can't tell me where to be wariodood;
Skipped math for the 3rd straight day baddood;
tec they are gonna put you in jail if you keep skipping
Oh, I skipped school last thursday.
well are you all badass
we used to skip school and get trashed at my friends house y/n
Quote from: Cookie on November 18, 2009, 01:59:11 PM
I took a piss today with the door open, sister walked by and I said what up bitch?
Because I am a man.
Hardcore pimpin'?
I eat steak because I am a man.
I think it's time to give this thread spark
so let us speak in rhymes and all have a lark
A truly manly man is not a poet
unless he is trying to get his tool wet
this is untrue a real man can tune
even arnold schwarzenegger is not immune
fine, we shall play your little phonetic game
let's see if it has merit beyond obtaining a dame
Alright Aubrey, that was pretty lame.
You're playing with rhyming as if it's a game.
Kaz, I'm sure, would be utterly ashamed.
So analyze me, surprise me, but can't magmatize me
Scannin while you're plannin ways to sabotage me
I leave em froze like her-on in your nose
Nas'll rock well, it ain't hard to tell
i love Nas giggle;
Quote from: Julius on November 18, 2009, 10:07:24 PM
Alright Aubrey, that was pretty lame.
You're playing with rhyming as if it's a game.
Kaz, I'm sure, would be utterly ashamed.
Obviously Tyler you have no clue
if you think I care about that weeaboo akudood;
what the christ is with the rhyming
posting this now would be really good timing
sit down my children, let me tell you a tale
about how your bro spork encountered a whale
a long time ago, okay maybe last year
i'd say once again i had far too much beer
i found my self in a bar, on the dance floor infact
and as per usual i had no dignity intact
up walks this gal with a face made of beauty
though her body didn't match, i still new my duty
she grinds up real close in the darkness of the floor
i could totally tell this bitch was a whore
looking back i can tell we both had too much booze
but oh what the hell, i had nothing to lose
i soon found her hand right down my pants
my hands up her shirt, hey, i saw my chance
then here comes the kicker, my friend informs me
that her boyfriend's over there, and he's built like a tree
now to be fair, i could easily take this dude
if there were fifteen of me and his hands were glued
my mate grabs me by the arm and we head to the can
then climbed out the window, it was quite a good plan
so heed my advice men, carfully pick out your ho's
and let us share similar stories here, just like true bros
THE POWER OF GOD
Since you started this game and told us your story,
I shall return you the favor with my own bit of glory.
It was many moons ago on a dark frigid night,
That I saw a young beauty of the rarest delight.
We were both young and free and perhaps a bit high,
And the next thing I know I was rubbing her thigh.
Inside her dorm I found it comfy and so very warm,
So she took off her clothes and showed me her form.
Needless to say, I was aroused, and it showed,
For my humble solider popped out of his abode.
I reached for a gentle grab and it felt oh so good,
By this time Socks was rocking just straight up wood.
We commence with the foreplay and kiss here and there,
And I whisper her to get ready, sheâ,,,d better prepare,
For a ravaging so intense it would give Lacey a scare.
And then came a twist, an unexpected little snare,
That robbed me of pleasure and caused me to swear.
She says sheâ,,,s a virgin, and she shakily states,
That I must commit, as my dick starts to pulsate.
Donâ,,,t worry my friends this I donâ,,,t do, do not despair,
Because I still find a way to recover from this scare,
By eliciting a quick suck and I think a fair share,
Of bodily comfort through a tongue from a just flare.
In the end all was not bad, considering the circumstance,
So remember to never dance at their so called â,˜romanceâ,,,.
Come hell or high water you must have your say,
Because youâ,,,re a man, and a man gets his way,
So go out there and play, and get your dick wet,
And never ever ever let them cause you to fret.
THE POWER OF GOD
oh, so now it's a manly music thread AWESOME
[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmhjmYI8p7E[/youtube][/spoiler]
[spoiler]B-O-Y-A-H
B-O-Y-A-H
B-O-Y-A-H
And Boyah was his name, oh![/spoiler]
Quote from: RDX on November 19, 2009, 01:08:11 PM
[spoiler]B-O-Y-A-H
B-O-Y-A-H
B-O-Y-A-H
And Boyah was his name, oh![/spoiler]
oh doesn't rhyme with H akudood;
as a form of punishment for failing at being manly i will banish myself from boyah for 3 days
because, that's what a real man would do. or so i tell myself :'(
cmon you jerks you're doing it wrong
you're not even attempting to sing a sweet song
also socks you're amazing, it is here you belong
Quote from: Spork on November 19, 2009, 01:45:16 PM
also socks you're amazing, it is here you belong
why thank you kind sir, I feel truly at ease
when you and dear Boyah, I humbly appease
hate you all
suck my balls
I don't think I could be very manly
so I consider myself a tranny.
My posting in this thread is probably dull
because my purpose in here is nearly null.
My attempts at rhyming probably fail
so I'll end this post before it's too stale.
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 20, 2009, 12:03:42 AM
BEST MANLY POST OF ALL. giggle;
you're just a sucker for haters n_u
[spoiler]and sucking balls :O[/spoiler]
I was invited to some party tomorrow but I want to stay home and talk to my sirry raccoon even though he constantly ignores me. giggle;
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on November 20, 2009, 03:55:28 AM
I was invited to some party tomorrow but I want to stay home and talk to my sirry raccoon even though he constantly ignores me. giggle;
let have a "party" in my car giggle;
Quote from: Socks on November 20, 2009, 02:41:48 AM
you're just a sucker for haters n_u
[spoiler]and sucking balls :O[/spoiler]
You forgot
BAD BOYS. giggle;
I threw a woman down the stairs for questioning me.
http://hitthebitch.dk/
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 21, 2009, 09:42:05 AM
Dear non-Danish n_u
I don't need that game to know I'm 100% gangsta. baddood;
Quote from: Thyme on November 21, 2009, 09:45:49 AM
I don't need that game to know I'm 100% gangsta. baddood;
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6LD9Ps1UMY[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt2Sf2-o94g[/youtube]
Murder By Death is fucking manly. wariodood;
Slow day
holy SHIT why is this fucking forum so SLOW
What's the manliest thing you have eaten?
I ate me some shark baddood;
I'm eating the buck I killed just yesterday. 5thgrade;
I once picked and ate a habanero. akudood;
The manliest thing I have ever eaten is a still living bear baddood;
Oh Rae I never saw that side of you. giggle;
Quote from: JMV on November 22, 2009, 05:12:43 AM
Oh Rae I never saw that side of you. giggle;
There's lots you haven't seen yet. hocuspocus;
This is getting hot. giggle;
i had a dream about fucking a woman last night. mad hard
Quote from: Joe on November 23, 2009, 12:13:52 AM
i had a dream about fucking a woman last night. mad hard
Stop saying retarded shit thnx
i made this girl sad because she's a annoying preppy ap student and she got a B in psych while I'm a lazy douche and got an A n______n
Quote from: Joe on November 23, 2009, 12:13:52 AM
i had a dream about fucking a woman last night. mad hard
ewww
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on November 23, 2009, 03:23:03 AM
i made this girl sad because she's a annoying preppy ap student and she got a B in psych while I'm a lazy douche and got an A n______n
Not manly at all Q('_' Q)
you fags have unmanly'd my topic
thanks
a
lot
Finally, somewhere I can fit in giggle;
sam would you like to go to saloon with me? then after we spend 9 hours there we can go for a 6 hour shoe shop! thhheennnn after that we can talk 3 hours on the phone about the fun times we had!!! ^____^
wtf who did this to the man thread
Oh shit why is this a woman thread now?
I CANT BE SEEN IN THIS THREAD, ITLL RUIN MY MAN REP
FUCK BITCHES
Thread needs beer and buffalo wings, STAT
(http://www.4theloveofsighthounds.com/images/Diana_AlbertoVargas.bmp)
OMG did you see OPRAH today!?!?
Quote from: Boysenberry Magnetism on November 23, 2009, 09:19:50 AM
sam would you like to go to saloon with me? then after we spend 9 hours there we can go for a 6 hour shoe shop! thhheennnn after that we can talk 3 hours on the phone about the fun times we had!!! ^____^
Hey the saloon is a manly place for beer gunfights and general debauchery akudood;
calm down silly billy boys, we all know women rule the world! xD xD ;)
omg i broek my nail
Quote from: Boysenberry Magnetism on November 23, 2009, 09:26:55 AM
calm down silly billy boys, we all know women rule the world! xD xD ;)
GO PMS SOMEWHERE ELSE
HOLY MOTHER FUCKER I AM SO ANGRY NOW FOR ABSOLUTLEY NO REASON WHAT SO EVER GGGRRRRRRRRR >:(
Quote from: Boysenberry Magnetism on November 23, 2009, 09:28:26 AM
HOLY MOTHER FUCKER I AM SO ANGRY NOW FOR ABSOLUTLEY NO REASON WHAT SO EVER GGGRRRRRRRRR >:(
YOU SAID WHAT TO HER? YOU BITCH
Quote from: Boysenberry Magnetism on November 23, 2009, 09:26:55 AM
calm down silly billy boys, we all know women rule the world! xD xD ;)
There's more to the world than just a kitchen y'know akudood;
Quote from: Boysenberry Magnetism on November 23, 2009, 09:26:55 AM
calm down silly billy boys, we all know women rule the world! xD xD ;)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1pWn3qUgVg[/youtube]
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
NEW MOON WAS AMAZING
^_^ TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO HOT
Quote from: Boysenberry Magnetism on November 23, 2009, 09:28:26 AM
HOLY MOTHER FUCKER I AM SO ANGRY NOW FOR ABSOLUTLEY NO REASON WHAT SO EVER GGGRRRRRRRRR >:(
calm down
Quote from: JMV on November 23, 2009, 09:55:55 AM
calm down
DON'T FUCKING TELL ME TO CALM DOWN
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK FUCKING ABOUT FUCKING TELLING ME TO FUCKING CALM DOWN!!!!!!
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU CAN TELL ME TO CALM DOWN?!!?! WHEN YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES FALL OFF AND GROW BACK ONCE A MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Having regenerating testicles would be awesome.
Quote from: Hïro on November 23, 2009, 09:26:18 AM
OMG did you see OPRAH today!?!?
[/quotehttp://watching-tv.ew.com/2009/11/20/oprah-winfrey-cries-end-of-oprah/
awdood;
this thread needs a tampon :|
I'm all the women you need, baybay. giggle;
Quote from: Nyerp on November 23, 2009, 09:39:55 PM
this thread needs a tampon :|
holy fuck i agree with Nyerp :|
hmm my pocket in my bookbag is unzipped and I think my shorts must of fallen out. :|
they were my favorite ;____;
and the only ones that fit--shit now I'll have really giant shorts from now on. :'(
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on November 24, 2009, 03:27:34 AM
hmm my pocket in my bookbag is unzipped and I think my shorts must of fallen out. :|
they were my favorite ;____;
and the only ones that fit--shit now I'll have really giant shorts from now on. :'(
wariodood;
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on November 24, 2009, 03:27:34 AM
hmm my pocket in my bookbag is unzipped and I think my shorts must of fallen out. :|
they were my favorite ;____;
and the only ones that fit--shit now I'll have really giant shorts from now on. :'(
omgomg sweetie u wana talk bout it?!?
Let's resolve this problem with non-violence and words. Let's discuss our feelings. There's no need to fight.
Quote from: Nathan on November 24, 2009, 12:32:46 PM
Let's resolve this problem with non-violence and words. Let's discuss our feelings. There's no need to fight.
YOU STOLE MY MAN YOU BITCH madood;
don't mind me i'm just nervously pushing my hair behind my ear
Quote from: Lain on November 24, 2009, 12:36:59 PM
don't mind me i'm just nervously pushing my hair behind my ear
I'm pretending to be checking my texts
Quote from: Thyme on November 24, 2009, 12:34:44 PM
YOU STOLE MY MAN YOU BITCH madood;
He was whispering my name when he was fucking you anyways n_u
wat
I find this thread irrefutably offensive. insultdood;
Quote from: Cyanide on November 24, 2009, 01:22:56 PM
I find this thread irrefutably offensive. insultdood;
why
btw can you make me a sandwich
Quote from: Cyanide on November 24, 2009, 01:22:56 PM
I find this thread irrefutably offensive. insultdood;
Wanna talk about it
Quote from: Ezloﺕ on November 24, 2009, 01:23:21 PM
why
btw can you make me a sandwich
I have no idea, but it's an opportunity to bitch.
And yes I'm only good in the kitchen and in bed. (:
Quote from: YPR on November 24, 2009, 01:28:08 PM
Wanna talk about it
I am going to take that simple offer and infer it's heavily laced with sarcasm akudood;
Quote from: Cyanide on November 24, 2009, 01:32:34 PM
I am going to take that simple offer and infer it's heavily laced with sarcasm akudood;
I'm not a woman, not everything I say has a double meaning baddood;
Quote from: YPR on November 24, 2009, 01:39:00 PM
I'm not a woman, not everything I say has a double meaning baddood;
why did you have to leave cry;
omg!!! men
i was just trying to tell my "loving" husband how my day went for three hours and GUESS WHAT? he tells me he's "really tired right now", how DARE he! i've been cooking and cleaning this damn house for the past eight hours, and he has the gall to tell ME that HE'S tired?!? i was so angry that i stormed out of the house with his wallet and splurged all the bastard's money on designer shoes!! THAT'LL SHOW HIM!
I'm taking the man thread back.
I once cut myself shaving and didn't give a fuck.
my penis is always hard because i always think about fucking hot bitches because I AM A MAN
Quote from: JMV on November 25, 2009, 02:29:03 AM
I'm taking the man thread back.
I once cut myself shaving and didn't give a fuck.
I've never shaved in my life.
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 25, 2009, 02:31:41 AM
I've never shaved in my life.
the boy puberty forgot doodthing;
Quote from: Nyerp on November 25, 2009, 02:35:25 AM
the boy puberty forgot doodthing;
I have some fuzz that I just trim with scissors.
Quote from: Nyerp on November 25, 2009, 02:35:25 AM
the boy puberty forgot doodthing;
It's a central pennsylvanian thing
Quote from: YPR on November 25, 2009, 03:45:40 AM
It's a central pennsylvanian thing
she had the sweetest cheeks :(
edward giggle;
Quote from: Socks on November 25, 2009, 04:05:19 AM
my central Pennsylvanian lover :(
Aww how cute sweetie shug honey muffin giggle;
Quote from: Wrench on November 25, 2009, 10:10:36 AM
fuk u jacob is better
omg i saw jacob without a shurt on he was sooooooooooooo times a million hawt!!!!!!!!!!
Edward witout a shurt on iz betur. giggle;
Quote from: Hippo P. Otamus on November 25, 2009, 10:33:34 AM
Didn't you see the movie?!? It's true!
What movie would this be? huhdoodame;
Quote from: Hippo P. Otamus on November 25, 2009, 10:38:48 AM
Do you not know about Twilight? :O
I've heard of it before, I have no idea what it's about. n_u
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 25, 2009, 10:41:58 AM
I've heard of it before, I have no idea what it's about. n_u
Angsty teenagers plus vampires and werewolves!!
What's not to like. :3
Quote from: Hippo P. Otamus on November 25, 2009, 10:45:00 AM
Angsty teenagers plus vampires and werewolves!!
What's not to like. :3
The angsty teenager portion? n_u
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 25, 2009, 10:46:16 AM
The angsty teenager portion? n_u
But did I mention that the main vampires don't like to kill people... The werewolves don't harm anyone... And it's a book about positive moral values...
>.>
Quote from: Nyerp on November 24, 2009, 10:41:45 PM
omg!!! men
i was just trying to tell my "loving" husband how my day went for three hours and GUESS WHAT? he tells me he's "really tired right now", how DARE he! i've been cooking and cleaning this damn house for the past eight hours, and he has the gall to tell ME that HE'S tired?!? i was so angry that i stormed out of the house with his wallet and splurged all the bastard's money on designer shoes!! THAT'LL SHOW HIM!
omg what a jerk!
Quote from: Hippo P. Otamus on November 25, 2009, 10:49:19 AM
But did I mention that the main vampires don't like to kill people... The werewolves don't harm anyone... And it's a book about positive moral values...
>.>
Hmm, sounds a little silly. n_u
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 25, 2009, 10:57:00 AM
Hmm, sounds a little silly. n_u
It is... But it stars Robert Pattinson who is really cool, so it gains some points that way.
Quote from: Hippo P. Otamus on November 25, 2009, 11:00:02 AM
It is... But it stars Robert Pattinson who is really cool, so it gains some points that way.
(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/suwarnaadi/Robert-Pattinson-Hairstyle.jpg)
He must use a bottle of gel each day. n_u
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 25, 2009, 11:01:52 AM
(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/suwarnaadi/Robert-Pattinson-Hairstyle.jpg)
He must use a bottle of gel each day. n_u
Hahaha. Maybe. Or it might just be naturally crazy like that. giggle;
I'm the only gay guy in the world who thinks he's unattractive...
...and I'm the only one who has no interest in the movie.
I'm too manly for this thread. awdood;
Quote from: Julius on November 25, 2009, 07:44:54 PM
I'm the only gay guy in the world who thinks he's unattractive...
he's real chill though, pretty cool guy
Quote from: Julius on November 25, 2009, 07:44:54 PM
I'm too manly for this thread. awdood;
SocksDood;
Quote from: Julius on November 25, 2009, 07:44:54 PM
I'm the only gay guy in the world who thinks he's unattractive...
...and I'm the only one who has no interest in the movie.
I'm too manly for this thread. awdood;
You think he's unattractive?! WHAT?! huhdoodame;
Quote from: Hippo P. Otamus on November 26, 2009, 02:22:16 AM
You think he's unattractive?! WHAT?! huhdoodame;
I do, I do. He's so weasely looking. :(
Personally, when I looked up this person, the first thing I thought was:
[spoiler](http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af345/LamuneFan3/27-55.jpg)[/spoiler]
n_u
He could be my super saiyan any day. giggle;
Also, he's so cool and chill and humble. giggle;
Well, you have fun with that Hippo. sillydood;
Quote from: Julius on November 26, 2009, 02:29:21 AM
Well, you have fun with that Hippo. sillydood;
Silly, Tyler. My heart belongs to you! cjlubdoods;
You're damn right it does.
WHERE'S MY RING?
Quote from: Julius on November 26, 2009, 02:32:23 AM
You're damn right it does.
WHERE'S MY RING?
In my pocket! n_u
I'd ask what else is in your pocket, but we'll take that to a PM. sillydood;
Quote from: Julius on November 26, 2009, 02:36:10 AM
I'd ask what else is in your pocket, but we'll take that to a PM. sillydood;
cjlubdoods; cjlubdoods; cjlubdoods; cjlubdoods; cjlubdoods;
HIPPO <3333
also ew, boy, he's so white, how can you find that attractiveeeeee, jacob is where it's at giggle;
Quote from: Det in Fâ,,¯ Major on November 26, 2009, 02:44:16 AM
HIPPO <3333
also ew, boy, he's so white, how can you find that attractiveeeeee, jacob is where it's at giggle;
Jacob is a whore. Like, put on a shirt! baddood;
if you like smoshed baby faces
(http://blog.charitybuzz.com/charityBlog/wp-content/uploads/selena-gomez-03_nc.jpg)
(http://www.styletraxx.com/taylor-lautner.jpg)
(http://hotdogsandrice.com/images/woll_smoth.jpg)
ahahahahahaha, that last picture reminds me of Conan's interviews on the Late Night show
Quote from: Julius on November 25, 2009, 07:44:54 PM
I'm the only gay guy in the world who thinks he's unattractive...
...and I'm the only one who has no interest in the movie.
uh, no? doodthing;
also what the hell me86, how do you not know what twilight is about? even though it's absolutely fucking terrible, every girl and her mother and grandmother fucking splooges over it doodhuh;
Nyerp are we the only normal people? wry
It's normal to splooge about Twilight. baddood;
why is it that if a guy gets sexually excited over a video game or animu character girls can make fun of him and call him a nerd but girls get sexually excited over a creepy posessive fictional vampire and it's okay for them baddood;
i don't think sneaking into a girl's room when she's sleeping is romantic. giggle;
Quote from: Hippo P. Otamus on November 26, 2009, 03:00:18 AM
It's normal to splooge about Twilight. baddood;
No, it's not. saddood;
Quote from: JMV on November 26, 2009, 03:01:20 AM
why is it that if a guy gets sexually excited over a video game or animu character girls can make fun of him and call him a nerd but girls get sexually excited over a creepy posessive fictional vampire and it's okay for them baddood;
i don't think sneaking into a girl's room when she's sleeping is romantic. giggle;
lol because girls have boobies
Quote from: JMV on November 26, 2009, 03:01:20 AM
why is it that if a guy gets sexually excited over a video game or animu character
wait what?
fat girls cut their throats and walk up to the guy, asking him to suck their blood
perfectly normal
Quote from: Nyerp on November 26, 2009, 03:04:39 AM
fat girls cut their throats and walk up to the guy, asking him to suck their blood
perfectly normal
Amen brother!
Quote from: Socks on November 26, 2009, 03:03:36 AM
wait what?
http://www.finda.com.au/story/2008/10/30/man-wants-to-marry-comic-book-character/
one example. i don't see how this idiocy is any different. akudood;
Quote from: Nyerp on November 26, 2009, 02:58:10 AM
uh, no? doodthing;
also what the hell me86, how do you not know what twilight is about? even though it's absolutely fucking terrible, every girl and her mother and grandmother fucking splooges over it doodhuh;
The only people I've encountered who splooge over it is my physics teacher and the girls who sit in the front of the room. When they get off topic on Twilight, the whole class starts talking amongst themselves so I never hear anything beyond 'What did you think of the movie?' or 'What is your favourite book?'. befuddlement
Hippo we've been over this.
You're not a girl. :(
Quote from: ДавиÌд on November 26, 2009, 03:06:04 AM
The only people I've encountered who splooge over it is my physics teacher and the girls who sit in the front of the room. When they get off topic on Twilight, the whole class starts talking amongst themselves so I never hear anything beyond 'What did you think of the movie?' or 'What is your favourite book?'. befuddlement
Good thing she sits up front. n_u
Quote from: Julius on November 26, 2009, 03:07:22 AM
Hippo we've been over this.
You're not a girl. :(
Oh saddood;
Quote from: Julius on November 26, 2009, 03:10:22 AM
You can be if you'd like. happydood;
Would you still love me if I had a vagina? giggle;
Quote from: Hippo P. Otamus on November 26, 2009, 03:13:03 AM
Would you still love me if I had a vagina? giggle;
Of course. giggle;
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Whenever my period starts before I expect it, I just tell people I spilled spaghetti on my crotch.
That's a great one Houdini. I always believe it.
my period's late what do i do :(
Quote from: Nyerp on November 28, 2009, 04:38:49 PM
my period's late what do i do :(
High-tail it to the nearest PPFA office. >.<
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on November 28, 2009, 04:41:27 PM
High-tail it to the nearest PPFA office. >.<
nvm it just happened
Quote from: Nyerp on November 28, 2009, 04:38:49 PM
my period's late what do i do :(
Pour Mountain Dew down your snatch.
HALP I'M PREGGERS
Quote from: Wrench on November 29, 2009, 02:30:28 AM
HALP I'M PREGGERS
CAN I HAVE THIS ONE, THE STATE KEEPS TAKING ALL OF MINE AWAY
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on November 29, 2009, 02:33:01 AM
CAN I HAVE THIS ONE, THE STATE KEEPS TAKING ALL OF MINE AWAY
Momma keeps takin' mine away. awdood;
Quote from: Thyler on November 29, 2009, 02:44:51 AM
Momma keeps takin' mine away. awdood;
why'd she gone and done that awdood;
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on November 29, 2009, 03:52:18 AM
why'd she gone and done that awdood;
She says I be havin' too many. awdood;
Quote from: Thyler on November 29, 2009, 03:55:34 AM
She says I be havin' too many. awdood;
how many you got there O_0
Only fo-teen. awdood;
I had to out muh yungust 'un down 'cause she had the rabies.
No matta how much she screamed "But momma I's just brushin' my teef like you tol' me too" I knew what I hatta do. :'(
Quote from: Thyler on November 29, 2009, 04:01:01 AM
Only fo-teen. awdood;
I had to out muh yungust 'un down 'cause she had the rabies.
No matta how much she screamed "But momma I's just brushin' my teef like you tol' me too" I knew what I hatta do. :'(
oh nooo i hope on of the babbys i have dont catch that theirself
i went to walmart to buy a cheap trash can and i met up with a friend of mine
she made me get my picture taken with santa
that's my story for today
One time I saw a girl
One time I was a girl
Quote from: Nyerp on November 29, 2009, 07:25:34 AM
One time I was a girl
Whoa, whoa,
why did you not tell us this earlier
?
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on November 29, 2009, 07:35:21 AM
Whoa, whoa, why did you not tell us this earlier?
because i am a man now and can keep secrets giggle;
dooky booty dooky booty
HEY GUYS I LOVE CHRISTMAS MORE THAN BOYAH.
Post in the topic that was made about it.
QUICK, GET TO THE TOPIC!
i'd just like to use this time and space to point out that houdini's sig could benifit greatly with a moustache
I think we shouldn't use sigs.
Quote from: Boysenberry Magnetism on November 29, 2009, 01:57:44 PM
i'd just like to use this time and space to point out that houdini's sig could benifit greatly with a moustache
I already tried that. It looks better without.
Quote from: TheSequel on November 29, 2009, 01:59:12 PM
I think we shouldn't use sigs.
Sorry sir, but I need my regular dose of purple.
why i loling at this
[spoiler](http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8595/65u6464364.gif)[/spoiler]
Quote from: Boysenberry Magnetism on November 29, 2009, 02:21:38 PM
why i loling at this
[spoiler](http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8595/65u6464364.gif)[/spoiler]
HOLY SHIT
Quote from: Cookie on November 29, 2009, 12:54:50 PM
HEY GUYS I LOVE CHRISTMAS MORE THAN BOYAH.
Who doesn't?
Quote from: Boysenberry Magnetism on November 29, 2009, 02:21:38 PM
why i loling at this
[spoiler](http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8595/65u6464364.gif)[/spoiler]
fuck
Houdini's sig really would look better with a beard.
PILLOW FIGHT
*LOL*
My tits fell off again.
Quote from: Houdini on November 30, 2009, 01:52:42 PM
My tits fell off again.
giggle;
Put them back on so we can play. Hurry!
Quote from: Houdini on November 30, 2009, 01:52:42 PM
My tits fell off again.
Stop buying bras from Walmart. We can have a girls night out and I'll buy you some good ones.
Quote from: Wrench on November 30, 2009, 01:55:42 PM
Stop buying bras from Walmart. We can have a girls night out and I'll buy you some good ones.
Alright, but first I need to go pick up some tampons from the thrift store.
Speaking of which, I've found that buying all my dildos from eBay is a highly rewarding experience.
Yes, sometimes they're still moist from the previous owner.
y cnt we jst lay in bed a cudle wifout seks????????
Quote from: Boysenberry Magnetism on November 29, 2009, 02:21:38 PM
why i loling at this
[spoiler](http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8595/65u6464364.gif)[/spoiler]
his wiggling arms made me think of the yeti from SkiFree
Quote from: Lain on November 30, 2009, 08:21:44 PM
his wiggling arms made me think of the yeti from SkiFree
oh god lol
why is this stickied
Hyper made it. giggle;
*cough cough*
Quote from: Phyllis on November 06, 2009, 12:02:11 PM
Whatever. I really don't care.
GODDAMNIT TYLER LIGHTEN UP akudood;
this thread was pretty ok. definitely more of a time capsule than the official time capsule.
Quote from: Socks on November 14, 2009, 04:52:31 PM
who you calling a dick you twat
remember when socks was normal
also double post
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. akudood;
Quote from: XLR on November 11, 2010, 10:20:23 PM
remember when socks was normal
those were some depressing days. now life is much more colorful, though still not as gay as tyler's rainbow.
Quote from: Socks on November 12, 2009, 02:10:27 PM
yeah whatever FAGGOT, go fantasize about MY DICK, that's right
lol the turnaround is astounding
his third eye may have opened but i think his normal two are blind now wariodood;
DAMN I MISS HYPER. :'(
Quote from: YPR on November 12, 2010, 09:08:25 AM
lol the turnaround is astounding
he was making fun of mippo i dont think that counts
I think I must have a flawed view of what clingy is because I seem to classify every girl I date as such myface;
Quote from: YPR on November 12, 2010, 08:01:51 PM
I think I must have a flawed view of what clingy is because I seem to classify every girl I date as such myface;
or women are just naturally clingy baddood;
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS METABEE GUY HAS AN IMAGE OF LEGEND OF THE SEEKER IN HIS SIG
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WATCHED THAT SHOW
WHERE DID THIS PERSON GO?!
jesus kono settle down
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on November 13, 2010, 04:29:19 AM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS METABEE GUY HAS AN IMAGE OF LEGEND OF THE SEEKER IN HIS SIG
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WATCHED THAT SHOW
WHERE DID THIS PERSON GO?!
It's HYPER. AND HE GOT A JOB AND A LIFE. :'(
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on November 13, 2010, 04:29:19 AM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS METABEE GUY HAS AN IMAGE OF LEGEND OF THE SEEKER IN HIS SIG
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WATCHED THAT SHOW
WHERE DID THIS PERSON GO?!
i watch that show
guys i don't wanna freak anyone out but i havent had a period this year
Quote from: Sillbury on November 05, 2009, 11:50:29 AM
one time it took a chocolate milkshake in the shower
felt wierd
ONE YEAR LATER THIS IS A PRETTY COMMON OCCURRENCE
One time I made out with a girl.
Quote from: Hurluberlu on February 15, 2011, 05:45:34 AM
One time I made out with a girl.
i just dropped half an apple on the carpet but ate it anyway
Quote from: Sillbury on February 15, 2011, 05:51:49 AM
i just dropped half an apple on the carpet but ate it anyway
I do that all the time when I drop my corn. baddood;
Quote from: Hurluberlu on February 15, 2011, 06:13:58 AM
I do that all the time when I drop my corn. baddood;
fuzzy apples trip my shit
I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breasts.
Quote from: Panty on February 15, 2011, 10:31:51 AM
I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breasts.
WHAT KIND OF BREASTS?
I miss him so much. :'(
Quote from: Lexie on December 03, 2009, 05:01:59 AM
OH GOD YES. giggle;
(http://icons.iconator.com/190/ICONATOR_4ed3ca90768356f4e832719261449f83.jpg)
holy god reisen whaaaaaat
i never recognized this character back when hensa had this account lol
did someone say bobs? yes;
wher dem titays
this thread is enormous befuddlement
Cause womanliness is awesome
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on November 05, 2009, 02:11:15 PM
One time I took a really huge manly shit and it was so manly I couldn't wipe it all with toilet paper so I went in the shower and wiped my ass with my hand. Then I shotgunned a beer and ran out into the forest, still naked, and ripped a bear's heart out of its chest.
i should make more posts like this
My very first post in this thread is right now.
Quote from: Samus Aran on November 05, 2009, 12:50:30 PMlast night i bludgeoned a bull moose to death with my cock
befuddlement
I read this whole damn thing. Invite these people back. :3
lol
Quote from: Samus Aran on November 05, 2009, 12:50:30 PMlast night i bludgeoned a bull moose to death with my cock
lmao
this sure is a thread
i miss houdini
AMONG US
i miss all boyagers equally