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Title: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 19, 2018, 11:15:27 PM
and one of them goes flying across the room, never to be seen again
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 19, 2018, 11:16:28 PM
I clip my nails over the sink or in the shower like a civilized person.
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 19, 2018, 11:19:29 PM
i clip them over a garbage can and that catches most but every once in a while the force of clipping sends one flying lol

Quote from: Detective Spatchcock on August 19, 2018, 11:16:28 PMor in the shower like a civilized person.

In the shower? Are you not concerned about clogging your drain? befuddlement

and in the sink too for that matter

i feel like visibility is way too low in the shower to nail clip effectively even if the drain weren't a concern
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Post by: Mando Pandango on August 19, 2018, 11:26:55 PM
I don't see why nail clippings would clog a drain that isn't already clogged by my massive hair deposits. The sink is fine too.
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 19, 2018, 11:28:24 PM
don't you just love it when you fumble a pen in class or at work, and it just somehow disappears into another dimension, never to be seen again
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 19, 2018, 11:29:43 PM
Quote from: Detective Spatchcock on August 19, 2018, 11:26:55 PMI don't see why nail clippings would clog a drain that isn't already clogged by my massive hair deposits. The sink is fine too.

You have way more faith in your drains than I do. I try to avoid even letting much hair get near mine. befuddlement
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Post by: reeper on August 19, 2018, 11:33:18 PM
I just use the toilet or outside to clip my nails
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Post by: Mando Pandango on August 19, 2018, 11:38:19 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 19, 2018, 11:29:43 PM
Quote from: Detective Spatchcock on August 19, 2018, 11:26:55 PMI don't see why nail clippings would clog a drain that isn't already clogged by my massive hair deposits. The sink is fine too.

You have way more faith in your drains than I do. I try to avoid even letting much hair get near mine. befuddlement
The drain in my shower has a grate over it so the hair just settles on top and I throw it in the trash after. The nail clippings go right through.

You gotta dry your clippers though or they'll rust.
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 19, 2018, 11:39:39 PM
that sounds like way more trouble than doing it over a garbage can in a dry environment to begin with lol
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Post by: Mando Pandango on August 19, 2018, 11:40:17 PM
hey man you're the one chasing fingernail clippings not me
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 19, 2018, 11:43:00 PM
i imagine i get the one or two strays that completely miss the pail with a vacuum at a later date, but i suppose i can never be quite certain

in any case, drains are way more difficult and gross to clean than a carpet is to vacuum myface;
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Post by: YPrrrr on August 20, 2018, 03:38:59 AM
Yes it's lame

A girl will probably step on it months later and think I am a monster
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Post by: ME## on August 20, 2018, 05:32:44 AM
I only file my nails so I don't have this issue
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Post by: YPrrrr on August 20, 2018, 05:43:04 AM
Damn David you fancy
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Post by: C.Mongler on August 20, 2018, 05:45:02 AM
i intentionally leave them around the house as little presents for later  happydood;
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Post by: reeper on August 20, 2018, 12:05:31 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 20, 2018, 05:45:02 AMi intentionally leave them around the house as little presents for later  happydood;
little happy accidents
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Post by: Travis on August 20, 2018, 12:28:16 PM
i have no memory of ever clipping my fingernails
tfw still nailbiter in 2018
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Post by: C.Mongler on August 20, 2018, 01:00:22 PM
ive recovered to the point where i bite the nails on my left hand but not my right  doodhuh;
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 20, 2018, 01:59:14 PM
I'm not even sure I could bite through my fingernails if I tried. befuddlement
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: YPrrrr on August 20, 2018, 02:43:14 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 20, 2018, 01:59:14 PMI'm not even sure I could bite through my fingernails if I tried. befuddlement
I think most nail biters kind of soften them up with saliva first
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 20, 2018, 02:44:34 PM
that can't be true lol, unless they're spending all day with their hands in their mouths

nailbiters explain you'reself's
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: C.Mongler on August 20, 2018, 02:45:40 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 20, 2018, 02:44:34 PMunless they're spending all day with their hands in their mouths
i don't need to you explained it for me.

you also kind of just chip away at them bit by bit. it usually starts with some sort of natural chip from like smaking into a wall or something idk and then i just work it down from there happydood;
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Post by: Mando Pandango on August 20, 2018, 03:40:16 PM
I used to bite my nails a long time ago but now I don't :)
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Post by: Thyme on August 20, 2018, 06:08:45 PM
literally biting my nails reading this thread hocuspocus;
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Thyme on August 20, 2018, 06:09:26 PM
and uh..........






anyone else eat their toenails too? goowan
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 20, 2018, 06:10:20 PM
myface;
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 20, 2018, 06:12:07 PM
i mean i'm not even flexible enough to bring my foot to my mouth

how do you do it thyme
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Thyme on August 20, 2018, 06:16:49 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 20, 2018, 06:12:07 PMi mean i'm not even flexible enough to bring my foot to my mouth

how do you do it thyme

oh i don't mean like that lol

kinda like how mongler described it with fingernails, i just kind of chip away at them with my fingernails and eventually i'm able to rip a bit off and............... munch on it
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Post by: Thyme on August 20, 2018, 06:18:44 PM
although i just tried it and in a sitting position i can, in fact, bring both of my big toes (one at a time lol) to my mouth befuddlement
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 20, 2018, 06:19:31 PM
Oddly enough, it turns out I actually can bring the entirety of my left foot up to and into my mouth with relative ease. But not the right one at all. befuddlement
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Nyerp on August 20, 2018, 06:34:39 PM
dae suck toes?
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Post by: Hiro on August 20, 2018, 06:39:12 PM
Wait wtf thyme most nail biters spit the nail out once they bite it off I'm pretty sure
You actually eat them?  akudood;
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Post by: Thyme on August 20, 2018, 06:41:52 PM
nah i meant chew

je ne sais pas parler anglais

although i do sometimes unintentionally swallow them myface;
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Hiro on August 20, 2018, 06:43:41 PM
Still, yikes
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Post by: YPrrrr on August 20, 2018, 06:48:29 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 20, 2018, 02:44:34 PMthat can't be true lol, unless they're spending all day with their hands in their mouths

nailbiters explain you'reself's
Only takes a few seconds tbh
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 20, 2018, 06:53:53 PM
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 20, 2018, 06:48:29 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 20, 2018, 02:44:34 PMthat can't be true lol, unless they're spending all day with their hands in their mouths

nailbiters explain you'reself's
Only takes a few seconds tbh

what i mean is, there's no way saliva is effectively softening them in as little as a few seconds lol

Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 20, 2018, 02:44:34 PMunless they're spending all day with their hands in their mouths

And whether they've been soaking in water or not, I don't think I could bite through mine if I tried. akudood;

i'm curious and want to test if i could bite through them now, but i made this thread after having just clipped them yesterday lol
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Post by: Nyerp on August 20, 2018, 06:54:54 PM
you don't bite through them, you tear them from the sides
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 20, 2018, 06:55:42 PM
That sounds like it could get painful and bloody. myface;
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Post by: YPrrrr on August 20, 2018, 08:21:22 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 20, 2018, 06:53:53 PM
Quote from: YPrrrr on August 20, 2018, 06:48:29 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 20, 2018, 02:44:34 PMthat can't be true lol, unless they're spending all day with their hands in their mouths

nailbiters explain you'reself's
Only takes a few seconds tbh

what i mean is, there's no way saliva is effectively softening them in as little as a few seconds lol

Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 20, 2018, 02:44:34 PMunless they're spending all day with their hands in their mouths

And whether they're been soaking in water or not, I don't think I could bite through mine if I tried. akudood;

i'm curious and want to test if i could bite through them now, but i made this thread after having just clipped them yesterday lol
Just did it idk
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Post by: C.Mongler on August 20, 2018, 08:39:38 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 20, 2018, 06:55:42 PMThat sounds like it could get painful and bloody. myface;
Oh, it does yes;
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 20, 2018, 08:40:22 PM
oh my god myface;

alright you biters now i'm truly curious

what do your nails actually look like akudood;
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Post by: YPrrrr on August 20, 2018, 08:42:17 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 20, 2018, 08:40:22 PMoh my god myface;

alright you biters now i'm truly curious

what do your nails actually look like akudood;
n't bite my nails anymore but:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bitten+nails
Title: Re: don't you just love it when you're clipping your fingernails
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 20, 2018, 08:49:23 PM
how horrifying >.<

i mean that just looks painful lol

i don't even really enjoy clipping my nails because fingertips are so sensitive, let alone biting well into the nail bed
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Post by: YPrrrr on August 20, 2018, 08:56:03 PM
Yeah some of those people go crazy deep wtfff
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Post by: ClassicTyler on August 20, 2018, 09:12:20 PM
I love clipping my nails when suddenly a chunk of finger flesh rips off with the clipper.
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 20, 2018, 09:12:57 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on August 20, 2018, 09:12:20 PMI love clipping my nails when suddenly a chunk of finger flesh rips off with the clipper.

h... how

I am so glad I have never had this happen. myface;
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Post by: ClassicTyler on August 20, 2018, 09:15:06 PM
I have poor motor skills.
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 28, 2018, 03:36:59 AM
it happened again

and now i'm wondering

Quote from: Detective Spatchcock on August 19, 2018, 11:16:28 PMI clip my nails over the sink or in the shower like a civilized person.

how exactly do you deal with toenails befuddlement

i can't imagine how you could possibly trim them in the shower (comfortably)
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Post by: Mando Pandango on August 28, 2018, 11:16:57 PM
i sit on the side of the bath and clip them
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Post by: Samus Aran on August 29, 2018, 12:25:05 AM
i clip my nails over a garbage can. i thought this would be how everyone does it?
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Post by: Samus Aran on August 29, 2018, 12:25:54 AM
also, i could have just taken this thread as nothing but its title and agreed with it
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 29, 2018, 02:20:01 AM
Quote from: Samus Aran on August 29, 2018, 12:25:05 AMi clip my nails over a garbage can. i thought this would be how everyone does it?

that's what i thought too but i guess popsi has a novel, potentially drain-ruining method lol

maybe it's a sewer vs. cesspool thing, unfortunately my town doesn't have a sewer system awdood;

Quote from: Samus Aran on August 29, 2018, 12:25:54 AMalso, i could have just taken this thread as nothing but its title and agreed with it

i actually dislike cutting my nails lol, fingertips and toe tips are so sensitive and it's an uncomfortable sensation

a freshly clipped set of nails, though, always feels great thumbup;
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Post by: Mando Pandango on August 29, 2018, 02:28:07 AM
How the fuck are my nail clippings gonna ruin my pipes
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 29, 2018, 02:33:47 AM
i don't see how that wouldn't eventually cause a clogging problem lol

even if it doesn't ever, i still try to do what i can to avoid potentially clogging my drain, but again it's possible my home's plumbing is especially sensitive because my town doesn't have an interconnected sewer system lol (awdood;)
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Post by: Mando Pandango on August 29, 2018, 02:38:59 AM
I don't see how it would cause a clogging problem which is why I'm asking.
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 29, 2018, 02:42:44 AM
well any solid objects going down the drain have the potential to contribute to debris buildup which could cause a clogging or slow draining problem eventually, but maybe not necessarily the instant one or two nails slip through lol

unless your drainage pipes are particularly wide and go exactly straight down without any bends or curves ever, which i doubt lol