- finding a dirty dish among the clean
pooping but its firey hot liquid
yikes this thread got too real too quick im out peace
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 12, 2017, 07:05:38 AM
yikes this thread got too real too quick im out peace
Yeah you're right I'll just delete that lol
Ordering something with no mayonnaise but they don't listen saddood;
back2back phone interviews
group interviews (either with multiple interviewers or multiple interviewees, both are shit)
Miso soup
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 12, 2017, 07:25:23 AM
group interviews (either with multiple interviewers or multiple interviewees, both are shit)
oh god apple did a group interview for the apple store and i was like why
being uncomfortably stoned and thinking about how finite your life is
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 12, 2017, 07:25:23 AM
group interviews (either with multiple interviewers or multiple interviewees, both are shit)
...does this actually happen
it's the equivalent of locking four starving dogs in a cage and chaining a steak around one's neck
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 12, 2017, 10:58:17 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 12, 2017, 07:25:23 AM
group interviews (either with multiple interviewers or multiple interviewees, both are shit)
...does this actually happen
it's the equivalent of locking four starving dogs in a cage and chaining a steak around one's neck
i assume you're asking for the multiple interviewees one?
yeah man, all the time. it's 99% mostly done in retail though from what I've seen. And it's 99% a cluster fuck with some dildo falunting how great they think they are to try and excel above the rest and the others just making passive digs at the dildo while trying to appear above-average but not a dick about it. and then usually 1 or 2 on the cusp of a nervous breakdown given the circumstances. i guess it's partially a "time saver" but it hardly seems like a productive interview environment to me lol
it's psychological abuse to make you violently compete for, and therefore artificially value, an absolute shit """job"""
that should be illegal
i suppose that makes sense too. personally i would politely decline to participate in such an affair unless i was v e r y d e s p e r a t e
waking up in the middle of the night with a really dry mouth
waking up in the middle of the night with a dick in your mouth
o shit my dick out
Quote from: ADX on May 12, 2017, 07:23:27 AM
back2back phone interviews
the first one with the big GOOG went pretty well, there were a couple answers i wasnt happy about but i kept confident unlike mercedes where i just gave up. got a really positive vibe out of it.
second one was ok, it was with a very quiet asian woman who mumbled and is pregnant with a baby from some white guy. i kept my biases to myself tho. at the end i was like "hey, congrats on the baby!" and she was like "thanks!" and then I asked "did you have the baby already or n-not yet?" and she was like "well i think i need to go on maternity leave to have the baby" and i was like "so-ss-sorry i didn't know that".
in reality it was a little less awkward on my end, but yeah, definitely don't feel good on that one. its ok the company is lame anyways.
waking up in the middle night having to pee
waking up in the middle of the night because you were stung by a bee
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 12, 2017, 12:56:43 PM
waking up in the middle of the night because you were stung by a bee
fuck that is the worST
what did ypr say
i'm gonna kick you in the head
Quote from: Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！ on May 12, 2017, 03:03:32 PM
i'm gonna kick you in the head
At Mexican restaurants you get chips and salsa
In Italian restaurants you get breadsticks/salad
In other European American restaurants you get bread
In Indian restaurants you get naan
In Thai/some Chinese restaurants you get spring rolls
In Japanese restaurants you get fermented soybean broth the fuck akudood;
tbh i have a bigger problem with bread before the meal
"hey what should we give people to whet their appetite and get them ready to eat a lot"
"how about the most filling thing we have"
who the fuck
Quote from: Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！ on May 12, 2017, 03:21:16 PM
tbh i have a bigger problem with bread before the meal
"hey what should we give people to whet their appetite and get them ready to eat a lot"
"how about the most filling thing we have"
who the fuck
As a very hangry person I greatly appreciate the bread and it has probably saved me from killing people on several occassions girl;
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 12, 2017, 10:58:17 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 12, 2017, 07:25:23 AM
group interviews (either with multiple interviewers or multiple interviewees, both are shit)
...does this actually happen
it's the equivalent of locking four starving dogs in a cage and chaining a steak around one's neck
Yes, my most recent interview was with 4 different people around a table in a meeting room at the same time.
Most of my other interviews had multiple rounds with different people
One of them had like 6 different interview rounds and some had one person, others had two people
i had a group interview for my daycare job but i'm p. sure 2 of them already worked there just in different positions or were former employees, and all 4 of us got the job anyway lol
Quote from: bluaki on May 12, 2017, 04:01:05 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 12, 2017, 10:58:17 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 12, 2017, 07:25:23 AM
group interviews (either with multiple interviewers or multiple interviewees, both are shit)
...does this actually happen
it's the equivalent of locking four starving dogs in a cage and chaining a steak around one's neck
Yes, my most recent interview was with 4 different people around a table in a meeting room at the same time.
Most of my other interviews had multiple rounds with different people
One of them had like 6 different interview rounds and some had one person, others had two people
jiminy christmas
also, being too lazy to make anything at all to eat
having a room so messy you don't even know where to start on cleaning
Quote from: ƕɾο on May 12, 2017, 09:46:58 PM
also, being too lazy to make anything at all to eat
having a room so messy you don't even know where to start on cleaning
also, depression
reaching the point where nobody even judges you for being home on a friday night. and then not wanting to be home :shrug:
- reaching the point where your parents just know something's wrong because you're mid 20something and they are asking the '...so, uh, where's the gf haha..........' question with increasing frequency and anxiety
Lord Help Me
mother dearest keeps jokingly suggesting i join [glow=black,2,300]christian mingle[/glow]
but i know she's only partly joking
join the [salvation army]
lol salvation army more like the lords resistance army
I'l stick to fearful basement dwelling for now. awdood;
- dropping a flimsy ceramic plate on a hardwood floor at 5am
Ugh. awdood;
midnight microwaving
Reminders of mortality
Aging
Quote from: YPargh on May 15, 2017, 08:41:35 AM
Reminders of mortality
Aging
GRAY HAIR
[spoiler](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_w_c5rXYAEXnBu.jpg)[/spoiler]
Are any Boyagers balding or are we all just #blessed
Quote from: YPargh on May 15, 2017, 09:36:50 AM
Are any Boyagers balding or are we all just #blessed
yeah im balding 4 sure but i have enuff to cover it mostly
i wanna just shave my head but my gf wont let me
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 15, 2017, 09:51:32 AM
Quote from: YPargh on May 15, 2017, 09:36:50 AM
Are any Boyagers balding or are we all just #blessed
yeah im balding 4 sure but i have enuff to cover it mostly
i wanna just shave my head but my gf wont let me
Imagine if you tried to control her hairstyle n_u
i mean there's no ramifications if i did its just a 'preference' i guess lol
plus ive shaved my dome before and i know ill be over it after like 3 days and now im scared my hairs wont come back :(
Were going to have to change this one cmongler;
I feel like its receding but my hair has just learned to stay a mile up from my forehead.
Weird to think all of my sisters sons will be bald by their mid 20s confuseddood;
dp has been balding forever hasn't he?
- ingrown toenails smithicide;
- coughing or sneezing or laughing or breathing with bronchitis smithicide;
when you're sick and get bad post-nasal drip and wake up every morning ready to hack up a bunch of green goo until your lungs work again
accidentally fingerprinting or otherwise smudging your glasses due to clumsiness awdood;
Working
- exiting the shower only to find that there are still suds in your ear or arse or smth
Existing