what disturbing little changes have you observed as you gradually morph into a baby boomer, boyah
This morning I pulled a perfectly white hair out of my head. That's at least the second one clearly within my range of view that I've had to pluck. smithicide;
Yeah, I've got 3-5 white hairs already.
i can't watch anything on tv on weekdays after 7pm because i'll fall asleep
like 3 or 4 weeks ago i apparently pulled an intercostal muscle in the midst of a coughing fit
Oh god, the agony. putindisapproves;
it wasn't until yesterday that the pain finally started subsiding lol
I've got a lot of white hairs. My ex used to like to pluck them out.
Also maybe 6 months ago I got horrible, paralyzing muscle spasms from stepping out of the shower
recently i've found myself falling asleep on the toilet, and occasionally dropping my phone onto solid tile flooring as a result
i have been fortunate that there has been no damage thus far, but if it continues, one of these days i might not get so lucky
and there's absolutely no way i could afford to replace this device with one of similar cost right now, lol myface;
if i yawn too hard i might get a cramp in the shoulder
well for starters i'm fuckin bald now cmongler;
RIP bright-eyed, bushy-haired c.mong :'(
It is also becoming more apparent that the reason a seemingly increasing share of our users seem to be migrating to Boomerbook is because... well, they're actually morphing into boomers themselves. smithicide;
i found myself with all this extra land that i cannot profit from. who ever knew owning too much property could be so hard. damn millenniums and their participation trophies.
ive got a whole clump of white hair fuck you tec
I have blonde hair so I dunno if I have white hairs yet.
I have a white streak in my moustache lol
Idk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.
I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man
Quote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 03:46:20 AMIdk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.
I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man
hey at least you can't get a woman preggers if you haven't finished puberty yet
one of my biggest priorities has become getting a well paying job that will help me save for retirement hocuspocus;
Quote from: antmaster5000 on August 01, 2018, 08:07:00 AMone of my biggest priorities has become getting a well paying job that will help me save for retirement hocuspocus;
Fuck Boomers and Gen X for fucking every subsequent generation by forcing the meme of university upon everyone
Quote from: David on August 01, 2018, 08:00:00 AMQuote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 03:46:20 AMIdk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.
I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man
t least you can't get a woman preggers if you haven't finished puberty yet
Ugh why does straight sex have to be so dangerous gay people have all the luck
Quote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 08:32:28 AMQuote from: David on August 01, 2018, 08:00:00 AMQuote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 03:46:20 AMIdk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.
I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man
t least you can't get a woman preggers if you haven't finished puberty yet
why does straight sex have to be so dangerous gay people have all the luck
lol considering that hiv is a thing I'd say no
Quote from: David on August 01, 2018, 08:47:12 AMQuote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 08:32:28 AMQuote from: David on August 01, 2018, 08:00:00 AMQuote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 03:46:20 AMIdk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.
I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man
t least you can't get a woman preggers if you haven't finished puberty yet
why does straight sex have to be so dangerous gay people have all the luck
onsidering that hiv is a thing I'd say no
I was definitely kidding because being gay historically sucks girl;
Quote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 08:52:19 AMQuote from: David on August 01, 2018, 08:47:12 AMQuote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 08:32:28 AMQuote from: David on August 01, 2018, 08:00:00 AMQuote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 03:46:20 AMIdk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.
I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man
t least you can't get a woman preggers if you haven't finished puberty yet
why does straight sex have to be so dangerous gay people have all the luck
onsidering that hiv is a thing I'd say no
s definitely kidding because being gay historically sucks girl;
i know but literally that is the logic for everyone being gay (in the West) now lol
Quote from: David on August 01, 2018, 08:53:41 AMQuote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 08:52:19 AMQuote from: David on August 01, 2018, 08:47:12 AMQuote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 08:32:28 AMQuote from: David on August 01, 2018, 08:00:00 AMQuote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 03:46:20 AMIdk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.
I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man
t least you can't get a woman preggers if you haven't finished puberty yet
why does straight sex have to be so dangerous gay people have all the luck
onsidering that hiv is a thing I'd say no
s definitely kidding because being gay historically sucks girl;
w but literally that is the logic for everyone being gay (in the West) now lol
Wait really lol
Quote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 08:55:07 AMQuote from: David on August 01, 2018, 08:53:41 AMQuote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 08:52:19 AMQuote from: David on August 01, 2018, 08:47:12 AMQuote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 08:32:28 AMQuote from: David on August 01, 2018, 08:00:00 AMQuote from: YPargh on August 01, 2018, 03:46:20 AMIdk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.
I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man
t least you can't get a woman preggers if you haven't finished puberty yet
why does straight sex have to be so dangerous gay people have all the luck
onsidering that hiv is a thing I'd say no
s definitely kidding because being gay historically sucks girl;
w but literally that is the logic for everyone being gay (in the West) now lol
really lol
just look at reddit/tumblr/Twitter
Quote from: David on August 01, 2018, 09:04:02 AMjust look at reddit/tumblr/Twitter
but i actively try to avoid this myface;
boomer behavior: specifically requesting $2 bills from the bank because the reactions you get when paying with them are amusing smithicide;
In fact, that's possibly the only reliable means I'm aware of to get positive reactions out of people from me. (http://tinyimg.io/i/1LpBLgY.gif)
and it's not even that reliable, you can probably only do it once or twice at the same location before it becomes 'oh god, here comes that weird creep asshole who thinks he's cool for paying with $2s again' lol
I have a nice circular bald spot on the back of my head. My front is already starting to peak with a receding hairline (which is why I keep my hair long on top...).
I's rather go to bed early and wake up at 4 am, than go to bed late and wake up late.
I need heavy amounts of fiber to keep me both regular and free of hemorrhoids.
I'm on 5 different prescriptions.
Along with white hairs on my head, I also have them on my eyebrows.
I have extremely long nose hairs and ear hairs I have to keep trimmed on a regular basis.
I have a "musk" when I first wake up (which is why I shower first thing in the morning).
I'll have to think of more as I go.
Quote from: Magyarorszag on September 05, 2018, 02:26:18 AMboomer behavior: specifically requesting $2 bills from the bank because the reactions you get when paying with them are amusing smithicide;
In fact, that's possibly the only reliable means I'm aware of to get positive reactions out of people from me. (http://tinyimg.io/i/1LpBLgY.gif)
and it's not even that reliable, you can probably only do it once or twice at the same location before it becomes 'oh god, here comes that weird creep asshole who thinks he's cool for paying with $2s again' lol
e is this game store in the central coast that MAKES SURE they pay you back in $2 bills, i never knew until like 4 years after first going there because i dont buy stuff and when i do its credit card.
when they gave it to me the first time i was like "oh this is your guys thing huh?" and he was like "yeah we have someone go to the bank all the time and they have a deal with us to give them to us" and i was like "oh okay"
just pulled another off-color strand out
this one is particularly disturbing
it's light brown at the tip, not nearly as saturated a black as the rest of my hair is, and gradually fades to white as it gets closer to the root
It's like it just ran out of ink. >.<
currently hate everyone
...Is that supposed to be a boomer thing? >.<
Irritable if not in bed by 9.
Irritable.
im only going to worry if my pubes start turning grey
been rocking grey hairs on scalp since 8
ppl say it seems more like a style since it's not in grey patches but you can barely notice them unless youre like in a 2ft radius around me
idk why i have them tbh